a second 2nd mane 6by Mystical RainboomChaptersSpike the dragon meets a 2nd mane 6A job for a DJKeep your hooves of my muffinSpike the dragon meets a 2nd mane 6Spike let out a clear sigh of despair as he starred at a modern ponyville home. Due to sudden changeling attacks in canterlot the mane six would be gone for a while and, spike was in need to move to a new home. The purple dragon pulled his suitcase into the home questioning the weight as he does not wear clothes. Spike opened the door and called “hello any pony home?” spikes stomach growled and he opened his bag of muffins made by pinkie. Before he could even breathe on it a gray blonde Pegasus smashed into him calling out ”MUUUUFFFFIIIIIIN!” The pony gobbled up the muffin in little to no time. Spike groaned and asked “why did you do that I had extras” and the pony finished those off too. The pony said” sorry my names derpy hooves and you must be spike the dragon. “Yes I am nice to meet you…so are there other ponies here too” asked spike. Derpy answered “well there are 5 others and I’ll introduce you-to” she was interrupted as a peaceful melody grabbed spike’s attention and he walked to the door it was coming from. With his ear against the door “what is this heavenly music it sounds like heaven its…its…its-” suddenly spike was tossed down the stairs by the power of a rock and roll sound filled with wubs Spike then screamed as he was almost pushed away. Suddenly the music stopped and noise was heard from the door. “What the heck tavi I was in the zone” said one pony “Well I can’t hear myself think with the sound loud enough for cloudsdale to hear” said tavi “Well I can’t think with your music putting me to sleep” said voice 1 “Well being that I need to concentrate all you ever do is just play the music till it makes us deaf.” said tavi. As the 2 continued to argue Spike waddled over and sit next to the door BAM! The door smacked him and he groaned of pain as the 2 ponies walked out. “Spike I’d like you to meet Vinyl scratch and Octavia” Derpy explained. Spike the stood up and said “oh the 2 music ponies from the gala and the wedding”. “Nice to meet you spike” said Vinyl “A pleasure to meet you spike the dragon” replied Octavia “Nice to meet the 2 of you as well…say does anyone have the time” asked Spike A brown coted stallion appeared saying “It’s exactly 12:05 at ponyville time 1:05 in canterlot 11:05 at las Pegasus 12:04 on that island at ole rolly mountain” he finished with a big smile. Spike paused with an open mouth “…uh…thnx”. Derpy spoke up and said “Spike this is doctor whooves he knows everything on time”. “Amazing so you must be good at planning events” asked Spike. Suddenly to other mares one with an aquamarine coat and magic mint with white and white mane and a another with a beige coat and pink and dark blue mane called out “YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THAT WE MADE IT TO THE GOAL AND A TURTLE GET THROUGH AND KILLES US BOTH!!” the 2 shouted angrily. Dr.Whooves called back saying “what is it this time”. The aqua pony replied “the game cheated for the 13 time today”. “Lrya this is the last time I tell you that that’s not the goal that’s the midway point while you’re playing “New Super princess sisters” and you need the power ups” replied dr.whooves. “I’m going near that cake to get me started or those elements of harmony it’s always unstable” replied Lrya. The 2 argued as derpy told spike of Lyra heartstrings and bon bon. Spike walked with derpy to a decent room “what is this place” he asked. Derpy responded “this is my room and your bed is over there” “Wow well I’m gonna take a nap” said spike And as the dragon went to sleep he awoke and saw the most pestering creature in equestria ….a parasprite. As soon as he was fully awake he rushed over and found the parasprites had invaded again seeing the mane 6 were absent. Derpy was stuck in a tidal wave of parasprites as spike saved them the 2 rushed out watching as the pest were everywhere. As soon as they were outside a parasprite with a megaphone spoke up clearing his throat “citizens of ponyville we have come to devour your city as the only ponies to ever stop us are now in canterlot and none of you can stop us” “NOT SO FAST BLUE PINGPONG BALL” said Vinyl I can use my wubs to blast you all the way to the next country and that’s just at headphones rate”. Bon Bon and Lyra called out “we can copy enough moves from Super Princess sisters to beat you down”. Octavia played a melody that put 3 dozen parasprites to sleep in silence “need I say more” Dr.whooves said “I’ve got traps set everywhere for you pest” Everybody then looked at Derpy and she responded “what I don’t have any-” the mare noticed ¾ a mile away a parasprite just ate the last muffin in sugarcube corner angry with her eyes closed “this…means…WAR!” and Derpy went insane and started Kung Fu fighting all of the parasprites. Dr.Whooves then after staring at the grey mare fighting like a maniac, he yelled “ATTACK IN THE NAME OF THE EQUESTRIA!” and the others started. At sugarcube corner Lrya and BonBon were fighting like the video game but as Lrya grew tired she then saw a cake she grunted and ate a small slice Suddenly she awoke with energy and BonBon was even more powered.This was no ordinary cake this is what pinkie eats each day to get here started for the day. Across town Octavia’s melody put many parasprites to sleep and Vinyl blew them away with her wubs and Vinyl had her brohoof ready and Octavia rejected and then accepted and did such with a smile. Dr. was then leading parasprites into a cage and shut it As Spike blew fire at some of the pest Derpy was near the last parasprite saying “you can’t do this we were supposed to win I will-!” derpy smacked him with her hoof don’t eat my muffins you tiny tennis ball and next time you eat my muffin I’ll smack you to the moon faster than Celestia could. 10 MINUTES LATER Cheering and praise were given to such and spike smiled. Dear Twilight Sparkle I miss you and the others so much and while you’re away we took care of a parasprite problem and derpy impressed me with her Kung Fu and I’m begging for her to teach me So I can’t wait till you get back Your faithful assistant Twilight Spar- I mean Spike the dragon He then burnt the letter to Twilight Spike then took a picture of his new friends and has it next to his bed sleeping A job for a DJ 7:00 AM on a Wednesday, a multi-shaded knot of a mane poked out of a blanket. Just as a white-coated mare fell out of the bed a brown coated mare awoke. " Vinyl are you okay? " questioned " You should be more careful." Vinyl then arose, rolled her eyes and stated "Lets see you wake-up from a dream of no wubs and not scream or fall out of bed ". As the mare trotted out of the room she suddenly halted to find herself face to face with Derpy Hooves " Good morning Vinyl I need to wa-" a sudden hoof in the mouth let out the expression Vinyl did not want to talk. As Vinyl reached the stairs she suddenly fell only to be caught by her own teleportation as Derpy continued " But Vinyl this is importa-" with yet a pillow coming to meet her in the face thrown by Vinyl. "Listen Derpy I don't want to talk right now maybe later" Vinyl confirmed. "FOR THE SAKE OF CELESTIA VINYL ITS THE 1ST WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH. ITS CONTRIBUTION DAY!!! yelled Derpy Vinyl then broke out in horror. Contribution day in the house is when who ever has contributed the most wins a prize and whoever does the least must do an extremely hated chore. Vinyl attempted to leap out of the door only for the door to be slammed by Bon Bon. Vinyl quickley tried to leap out a nearby window onky to be magically sealed by Lyra. Finally, the mare attempted to teleport out of the house but her horn was put out by Spike's finger cancelling her magic. Vinyl then begged " Oh please no please don't do this I'm doing my best I'm begging". suddenly a large chart slammed in front of her consisting of "Dr,Octavia,Bon Bon,Lyra,Derpy, and Vinyl in that order " Sorry Vinyl Scratch but for the 7th time this year you're the least beneficial pony in the house." said Dr.Whooves " and here is your punishment you need to clean out the basement so you better get started." he handed her a broom. As Vinyl shuddered in the light connected to the basement she found herself surounded by piles old junk of games,books,clothes,boxes and more. It took Vinyl an hour to move half of the junk and 20 minutes more after Spike gave her some Red Pony " It gives you wings huh" he said "so whats the reason your so low " he stated drinking Mountain Gem. Vinyl groaned and explained " Eversince Pinkie Pie left the city has been lacking parties and no parties = no need for DJ's = no appointments = no money which all leads to MORE STUPID TIME-TRAVEL MOVIES!!!!!" she yelled as she bucked stack of old classic movie books. Suddenly in the blink of an eye her red pupils met spikes green dragon pupils and she asked " You know lots of ponies in town I bet you could help me search for some extra bits please" she smiled in Spike's face. Spike could not say no to Vinyl even made a few puppy eyes and after he said yes Vinyl then showed her enthusiasm kissed Spike on the nose and ran off. The young dragon then walked on to find Vinyl a job. The next day as Spike had agreed he would find Vinyl a job somewhere and he walked the streets of ponyville with Vinyl and her shades.The two entered a shop of red and yellow color. "Pizza colt!!!" Vinyl shouted angrily " They only give 15 bits an hour and require a uniform" "Scratch you need to start somewhere and they give employees half price on a 10 bit pizza try it. " stated spike Without any desire to return to the basement,she entered and later was behind a cash register. She had to deal with ponies complaining about undercooked food, kids hitting on her with no chance, and the occasional lunch being lost on the floor and on Vinyl 3 times every two hours. All was well for Vinyl until at 4:35 when a certain tiara gleamed in the air and a 2 small fillys one pink one grey A.K.A Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. With only 25 till Vinyl's shift was done, the 2 fillys approached the counter. " Well look what washed up DJ is now a cashier " Diamond snickered. "Welcome to Pizza Colt may I take your order " Vinyl asked grinding any anger in her teeth " whiny little spoiled brat" " Yes I'd like you to grow a brain hehehe" answered Diamond. " Yeah and while you're at it learn how to dress you fasion disaster" stated Silver. With each passing word Vinyl grew more and more angry. " I'll take 5 hay 7 daisy and 2 pepper large pizzas and make it snappy you dumb hag" she stated as Vinyl set up the order system and was getting angry "No wonder you're so desparate with those losers at your house a lousy clock doctor,an accidentt prone,two losers who only have eachother as friends,and even that lame british meatbag". By this point Vinyl had the order finished and could not be happier as she scanned the credit card she pulled a straining smile of anger.But Diamond was not finished " Then there is good old Spike so pathetic and useless " added Diamond Vinyl then somehow turned worse with 12 minutes to go and turning slightly red. " Oh thats right he got you this job and you probably like him even more than normal and you may just may have a chance with him I can see it now " Silver and Diamond then started making smooching noises and Vinyl was now red and steaming. After 2 minutes more Vinyl lost it when Diamond tossed the pizzas on her. Only for Vinyl to say " LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE YOU MISERABLE BRATS AND LEAVE ME ALONE NOW TAKE THE PIZZA BEFORE I SHOVE IT IN YOUR BIG MOUTHS!" " YOU'RE FIRED" said Vinyl's boss as Vinyl stood open mouthed. "Turn in your uniform tommorow and leave only to return a customer". A mix of anger and sadness mixed in Vinyl who ran off to her home with tears in her eyes. Later around 9:00 PM Vinyl was being comforted by her friends only for the doorbell to ring and Spike answered to his and everyone else's shock it was Diamond,Silver,and Mr.Rich who came to apologize. Thus Mr.Rich stated " I apologize for my daughter and her friend's insults and I come with a gift " he approached Vinyl and sat 3 sacks of bits on her lap " I wish for you to accept this " He then stated how Diamond and Silver would work at Pizza Colt for the next 2 months and how he will give Vinyl twice her pay and every one ( Except Diamond and Silver) were happy 1 day passed and Diamond and Silver were a complete disaster at Pizza Colt and were just covered by baby vomit. Thus, at night Vinyl thanked everyone for their support and promised to find another job thanking Spike most of all giving him another kiss on the nose " Couldn't of done it without you guys" and she then smiled,while across town the 2 fillys only had more and more trouble. Keep your hooves of my muffin Derpy was sitting on her bunk with Spike on his, she was eating her 10th favorite snack Skittles and drinking a Diet Parasprite, while watching The Avengers as Bruce Banner was turning into The Incredible Colt a sudden commercial caught Derpy's attention. "Attention muffin lovers of any kind Mr. and Mrs. Cake have a new muffin on the menu" said a male announcer as Derpy gasped. " Any three flavors,Any three topping,Anyday Sugarcube Corner is open, buy it now for 5-10 bits ". " YEEEAAH!!! " said a muscular pegasi. Derpy then grabbed a sack of bits,tied a red bandana to her head and kicked her bag of Skittles 3 blocks over and they landing beside a young colt " Button Mash what was that" only for him to reply "Its raining Skittles again " Back to Derpy she smashed through the window of the room and landed on the ground to say " My time has come and nothing will stand in my way " and she dashed off fast enough to leave her now pursuing shadow. Meanwhile back in the house, Spike snored loudly as Lyra and Bon Bon had plans to use the hot water trick. But, after realizing Derpy had left and seeing the repeated commercial... " SPIKE WHERE'S DERPY!!! " They yelled in unison as Spike then hopped out of bed with a bat swinging in his hand. After smacking the hot water on Bon Bon and K.O.-ing Lyra he shouted " Get back Loki my gem is not the cube you seek". "Doofus Derpy's gone and is going predator on a muffin we have to make sure she doesn't destroy the town" replied Bon Bon comforting Lyra. Spike then notified the whole house and they split into teams of 3 Lyra and Bon Bon,Spike and Octavia, and Dr.Whooves alone and each span out into the city. Back to Derpy, she leaped through the city through rooftop to rooftop. She then wondered which direction to take so she asked Vinyl Scratch who had just left Wal-Mart with fruit for the road back to the house and a ropes to tie up any rivals " Which way to Sugarcube Corner and make it quick " she demanded. Unfortunately Vinyl never took the bus to go anywhere so she had to respond she did not know... this was a mistake. Derpy let out a roar Hulk-like and seized the mare. 2 corners away Spike and Octavia heard a loud scream and a cry for help " OH MY CELESTIA HAVE MERCY WAIT WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SOMEPONY HELP!!!" immediately they rushed to Wal-Mart. "Where did it come from" asked Spike "There" answered Octavia Suddenly a trash can seemed to come to life and it rattled and jumped and fellover spilling out a black eyed and rope tied Vinyl with an apple in her mouth and covered in garbage After Spike and Octavia assisted her Octavia spoke " Vinyl what happened"? Clearly Vinyl was angry as she yelled " WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE HAPPEN THAT MUFFIN LOVING JERKBAG DID THIS TO ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE SUGARCUBE CORNER IS AND IF YOU TO DIDN'T COME RESCUE ME I'D OF CHASED AFTER HER AND KNOCK HER OVER THERE!!!!!!! " Then Vinyl began panting harshly in anger and chased Derpy's trail. "Stop right there Derpy or you'll get you just desserts" said Lyra as she and Bon Bon snickered." You better not try to escape going sweet on us" " Would you be ok if I muff you up " asked Bon Bon as they both burst into laughter. Depry then drop-kicked Bon Bon and tossed her into an alley and tied her up to Lyra after punching Lyra in after her. She then stood over the two ponies with a shovel in her hooves and her frown turned into a devious smile. WHAM! Ten minutes later... " Are you guys sure we can beat her if we catch her." said Spike panting and hearing muffled noises " I mean what we all end up like Vinyl only 3x worse." As the noises got louder the three paused and looked in an alley with a gagged,black eyed,and bruised Lrya and Bon Bon. The five were about to conversate only to be interrupted by an ear piercing shriek of a mare. With no other words the five raced to subscribe corner and just as Bon Bon pounced on Derpy,who was eating with her back facing them,the gray mare jabbed a hoof in her stomach. A sudden speeding Lyra was about to ram Derpy only to be tossed by Derpy who seemed to have used human hands. As Vinyl and Octavia then tried to overpower the mare a simple grab of Vinyl's tail and throwing her into Octavia leaving both unable to continue. Spike was left with a confused look on his face. Derpy had wiped out all of them with out even turning around. As Spike was gearing up to charge at her and likely outmatched as sudden brown hoof was on his shoulder stopping him from Dr.Whooves. "Calm down give her what she wants and she's A-OK isn't that rrght Der-" paused Dr.Whooves as a sudden deathly face on Derpy pinned his hoof and tossed him across the room only for him to land on a cowering Mr.Cake who seemed to be there ten minutes or so. And as Spike then put on a determined face and approached Derpy,the other mares whispered " Spike run Don't do it she maybe fine in three days." Spike ignored them and poked Derpy on the back and pulled out 10 bits "Want some milk with another muffin." "EEEEEEH! Yes please." cheered Derpy. 2 and 1/2 hours later...All of them were brought to the hospital and were all recovering while Derpy Sat in a chair with Spike by her side. "And you can't remember anything at all?" asked Bon Bon. "Nothing at all except fillies,colts and Mr.Cake crying." She replied." And I did all this." "eeyup" said Big Mac with a part-time job. Over a loudspeaker a nurse was announcing " Attention everyone adult patients may like to know on channel 127 bust the pain with the movie Ghostbusters and for the kids on 128 Sharkcolt and Lavamare. In a mixed number of votes Derpy flicked the channel to 128 and saw an ad for a rival muffin company and paused open mouthed. And once Derpy turned to face her friends who all unanimously stated together "Don't even think about it." Only for Derpy to shrug and smile and wave as the screen blacked out.
Spike the dragon meets a 2nd mane 6Spike let out a clear sigh of despair as he starred at a modern ponyville home. Due to sudden changeling attacks in canterlot the mane six would be gone for a while and, spike was in need to move to a new home. The purple dragon pulled his suitcase into the home questioning the weight as he does not wear clothes. Spike opened the door and called “hello any pony home?” spikes stomach growled and he opened his bag of muffins made by pinkie. Before he could even breathe on it a gray blonde Pegasus smashed into him calling out ”MUUUUFFFFIIIIIIN!” The pony gobbled up the muffin in little to no time. Spike groaned and asked “why did you do that I had extras” and the pony finished those off too. The pony said” sorry my names derpy hooves and you must be spike the dragon. “Yes I am nice to meet you…so are there other ponies here too” asked spike. Derpy answered “well there are 5 others and I’ll introduce you-to” she was interrupted as a peaceful melody grabbed spike’s attention and he walked to the door it was coming from. With his ear against the door “what is this heavenly music it sounds like heaven its…its…its-” suddenly spike was tossed down the stairs by the power of a rock and roll sound filled with wubs Spike then screamed as he was almost pushed away. Suddenly the music stopped and noise was heard from the door. “What the heck tavi I was in the zone” said one pony “Well I can’t hear myself think with the sound loud enough for cloudsdale to hear” said tavi “Well I can’t think with your music putting me to sleep” said voice 1 “Well being that I need to concentrate all you ever do is just play the music till it makes us deaf.” said tavi. As the 2 continued to argue Spike waddled over and sit next to the door BAM! The door smacked him and he groaned of pain as the 2 ponies walked out. “Spike I’d like you to meet Vinyl scratch and Octavia” Derpy explained. Spike the stood up and said “oh the 2 music ponies from the gala and the wedding”. “Nice to meet you spike” said Vinyl “A pleasure to meet you spike the dragon” replied Octavia “Nice to meet the 2 of you as well…say does anyone have the time” asked Spike A brown coted stallion appeared saying “It’s exactly 12:05 at ponyville time 1:05 in canterlot 11:05 at las Pegasus 12:04 on that island at ole rolly mountain” he finished with a big smile. Spike paused with an open mouth “…uh…thnx”. Derpy spoke up and said “Spike this is doctor whooves he knows everything on time”. “Amazing so you must be good at planning events” asked Spike. Suddenly to other mares one with an aquamarine coat and magic mint with white and white mane and a another with a beige coat and pink and dark blue mane called out “YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THAT WE MADE IT TO THE GOAL AND A TURTLE GET THROUGH AND KILLES US BOTH!!” the 2 shouted angrily. Dr.Whooves called back saying “what is it this time”. The aqua pony replied “the game cheated for the 13 time today”. “Lrya this is the last time I tell you that that’s not the goal that’s the midway point while you’re playing “New Super princess sisters” and you need the power ups” replied dr.whooves. “I’m going near that cake to get me started or those elements of harmony it’s always unstable” replied Lrya. The 2 argued as derpy told spike of Lyra heartstrings and bon bon. Spike walked with derpy to a decent room “what is this place” he asked. Derpy responded “this is my room and your bed is over there” “Wow well I’m gonna take a nap” said spike And as the dragon went to sleep he awoke and saw the most pestering creature in equestria ….a parasprite. As soon as he was fully awake he rushed over and found the parasprites had invaded again seeing the mane 6 were absent. Derpy was stuck in a tidal wave of parasprites as spike saved them the 2 rushed out watching as the pest were everywhere. As soon as they were outside a parasprite with a megaphone spoke up clearing his throat “citizens of ponyville we have come to devour your city as the only ponies to ever stop us are now in canterlot and none of you can stop us” “NOT SO FAST BLUE PINGPONG BALL” said Vinyl I can use my wubs to blast you all the way to the next country and that’s just at headphones rate”. Bon Bon and Lyra called out “we can copy enough moves from Super Princess sisters to beat you down”. Octavia played a melody that put 3 dozen parasprites to sleep in silence “need I say more” Dr.whooves said “I’ve got traps set everywhere for you pest” Everybody then looked at Derpy and she responded “what I don’t have any-” the mare noticed ¾ a mile away a parasprite just ate the last muffin in sugarcube corner angry with her eyes closed “this…means…WAR!” and Derpy went insane and started Kung Fu fighting all of the parasprites. Dr.Whooves then after staring at the grey mare fighting like a maniac, he yelled “ATTACK IN THE NAME OF THE EQUESTRIA!” and the others started. At sugarcube corner Lrya and BonBon were fighting like the video game but as Lrya grew tired she then saw a cake she grunted and ate a small slice Suddenly she awoke with energy and BonBon was even more powered.This was no ordinary cake this is what pinkie eats each day to get here started for the day. Across town Octavia’s melody put many parasprites to sleep and Vinyl blew them away with her wubs and Vinyl had her brohoof ready and Octavia rejected and then accepted and did such with a smile. Dr. was then leading parasprites into a cage and shut it As Spike blew fire at some of the pest Derpy was near the last parasprite saying “you can’t do this we were supposed to win I will-!” derpy smacked him with her hoof don’t eat my muffins you tiny tennis ball and next time you eat my muffin I’ll smack you to the moon faster than Celestia could. 10 MINUTES LATER Cheering and praise were given to such and spike smiled. Dear Twilight Sparkle I miss you and the others so much and while you’re away we took care of a parasprite problem and derpy impressed me with her Kung Fu and I’m begging for her to teach me So I can’t wait till you get back Your faithful assistant Twilight Spar- I mean Spike the dragon He then burnt the letter to Twilight Spike then took a picture of his new friends and has it next to his bed sleeping
A job for a DJ 7:00 AM on a Wednesday, a multi-shaded knot of a mane poked out of a blanket. Just as a white-coated mare fell out of the bed a brown coated mare awoke. " Vinyl are you okay? " questioned " You should be more careful." Vinyl then arose, rolled her eyes and stated "Lets see you wake-up from a dream of no wubs and not scream or fall out of bed ". As the mare trotted out of the room she suddenly halted to find herself face to face with Derpy Hooves " Good morning Vinyl I need to wa-" a sudden hoof in the mouth let out the expression Vinyl did not want to talk. As Vinyl reached the stairs she suddenly fell only to be caught by her own teleportation as Derpy continued " But Vinyl this is importa-" with yet a pillow coming to meet her in the face thrown by Vinyl. "Listen Derpy I don't want to talk right now maybe later" Vinyl confirmed. "FOR THE SAKE OF CELESTIA VINYL ITS THE 1ST WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH. ITS CONTRIBUTION DAY!!! yelled Derpy Vinyl then broke out in horror. Contribution day in the house is when who ever has contributed the most wins a prize and whoever does the least must do an extremely hated chore. Vinyl attempted to leap out of the door only for the door to be slammed by Bon Bon. Vinyl quickley tried to leap out a nearby window onky to be magically sealed by Lyra. Finally, the mare attempted to teleport out of the house but her horn was put out by Spike's finger cancelling her magic. Vinyl then begged " Oh please no please don't do this I'm doing my best I'm begging". suddenly a large chart slammed in front of her consisting of "Dr,Octavia,Bon Bon,Lyra,Derpy, and Vinyl in that order " Sorry Vinyl Scratch but for the 7th time this year you're the least beneficial pony in the house." said Dr.Whooves " and here is your punishment you need to clean out the basement so you better get started." he handed her a broom. As Vinyl shuddered in the light connected to the basement she found herself surounded by piles old junk of games,books,clothes,boxes and more. It took Vinyl an hour to move half of the junk and 20 minutes more after Spike gave her some Red Pony " It gives you wings huh" he said "so whats the reason your so low " he stated drinking Mountain Gem. Vinyl groaned and explained " Eversince Pinkie Pie left the city has been lacking parties and no parties = no need for DJ's = no appointments = no money which all leads to MORE STUPID TIME-TRAVEL MOVIES!!!!!" she yelled as she bucked stack of old classic movie books. Suddenly in the blink of an eye her red pupils met spikes green dragon pupils and she asked " You know lots of ponies in town I bet you could help me search for some extra bits please" she smiled in Spike's face. Spike could not say no to Vinyl even made a few puppy eyes and after he said yes Vinyl then showed her enthusiasm kissed Spike on the nose and ran off. The young dragon then walked on to find Vinyl a job. The next day as Spike had agreed he would find Vinyl a job somewhere and he walked the streets of ponyville with Vinyl and her shades.The two entered a shop of red and yellow color. "Pizza colt!!!" Vinyl shouted angrily " They only give 15 bits an hour and require a uniform" "Scratch you need to start somewhere and they give employees half price on a 10 bit pizza try it. " stated spike Without any desire to return to the basement,she entered and later was behind a cash register. She had to deal with ponies complaining about undercooked food, kids hitting on her with no chance, and the occasional lunch being lost on the floor and on Vinyl 3 times every two hours. All was well for Vinyl until at 4:35 when a certain tiara gleamed in the air and a 2 small fillys one pink one grey A.K.A Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. With only 25 till Vinyl's shift was done, the 2 fillys approached the counter. " Well look what washed up DJ is now a cashier " Diamond snickered. "Welcome to Pizza Colt may I take your order " Vinyl asked grinding any anger in her teeth " whiny little spoiled brat" " Yes I'd like you to grow a brain hehehe" answered Diamond. " Yeah and while you're at it learn how to dress you fasion disaster" stated Silver. With each passing word Vinyl grew more and more angry. " I'll take 5 hay 7 daisy and 2 pepper large pizzas and make it snappy you dumb hag" she stated as Vinyl set up the order system and was getting angry "No wonder you're so desparate with those losers at your house a lousy clock doctor,an accidentt prone,two losers who only have eachother as friends,and even that lame british meatbag". By this point Vinyl had the order finished and could not be happier as she scanned the credit card she pulled a straining smile of anger.But Diamond was not finished " Then there is good old Spike so pathetic and useless " added Diamond Vinyl then somehow turned worse with 12 minutes to go and turning slightly red. " Oh thats right he got you this job and you probably like him even more than normal and you may just may have a chance with him I can see it now " Silver and Diamond then started making smooching noises and Vinyl was now red and steaming. After 2 minutes more Vinyl lost it when Diamond tossed the pizzas on her. Only for Vinyl to say " LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE YOU MISERABLE BRATS AND LEAVE ME ALONE NOW TAKE THE PIZZA BEFORE I SHOVE IT IN YOUR BIG MOUTHS!" " YOU'RE FIRED" said Vinyl's boss as Vinyl stood open mouthed. "Turn in your uniform tommorow and leave only to return a customer". A mix of anger and sadness mixed in Vinyl who ran off to her home with tears in her eyes. Later around 9:00 PM Vinyl was being comforted by her friends only for the doorbell to ring and Spike answered to his and everyone else's shock it was Diamond,Silver,and Mr.Rich who came to apologize. Thus Mr.Rich stated " I apologize for my daughter and her friend's insults and I come with a gift " he approached Vinyl and sat 3 sacks of bits on her lap " I wish for you to accept this " He then stated how Diamond and Silver would work at Pizza Colt for the next 2 months and how he will give Vinyl twice her pay and every one ( Except Diamond and Silver) were happy 1 day passed and Diamond and Silver were a complete disaster at Pizza Colt and were just covered by baby vomit. Thus, at night Vinyl thanked everyone for their support and promised to find another job thanking Spike most of all giving him another kiss on the nose " Couldn't of done it without you guys" and she then smiled,while across town the 2 fillys only had more and more trouble.
Keep your hooves of my muffin Derpy was sitting on her bunk with Spike on his, she was eating her 10th favorite snack Skittles and drinking a Diet Parasprite, while watching The Avengers as Bruce Banner was turning into The Incredible Colt a sudden commercial caught Derpy's attention. "Attention muffin lovers of any kind Mr. and Mrs. Cake have a new muffin on the menu" said a male announcer as Derpy gasped. " Any three flavors,Any three topping,Anyday Sugarcube Corner is open, buy it now for 5-10 bits ". " YEEEAAH!!! " said a muscular pegasi. Derpy then grabbed a sack of bits,tied a red bandana to her head and kicked her bag of Skittles 3 blocks over and they landing beside a young colt " Button Mash what was that" only for him to reply "Its raining Skittles again " Back to Derpy she smashed through the window of the room and landed on the ground to say " My time has come and nothing will stand in my way " and she dashed off fast enough to leave her now pursuing shadow. Meanwhile back in the house, Spike snored loudly as Lyra and Bon Bon had plans to use the hot water trick. But, after realizing Derpy had left and seeing the repeated commercial... " SPIKE WHERE'S DERPY!!! " They yelled in unison as Spike then hopped out of bed with a bat swinging in his hand. After smacking the hot water on Bon Bon and K.O.-ing Lyra he shouted " Get back Loki my gem is not the cube you seek". "Doofus Derpy's gone and is going predator on a muffin we have to make sure she doesn't destroy the town" replied Bon Bon comforting Lyra. Spike then notified the whole house and they split into teams of 3 Lyra and Bon Bon,Spike and Octavia, and Dr.Whooves alone and each span out into the city. Back to Derpy, she leaped through the city through rooftop to rooftop. She then wondered which direction to take so she asked Vinyl Scratch who had just left Wal-Mart with fruit for the road back to the house and a ropes to tie up any rivals " Which way to Sugarcube Corner and make it quick " she demanded. Unfortunately Vinyl never took the bus to go anywhere so she had to respond she did not know... this was a mistake. Derpy let out a roar Hulk-like and seized the mare. 2 corners away Spike and Octavia heard a loud scream and a cry for help " OH MY CELESTIA HAVE MERCY WAIT WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SOMEPONY HELP!!!" immediately they rushed to Wal-Mart. "Where did it come from" asked Spike "There" answered Octavia Suddenly a trash can seemed to come to life and it rattled and jumped and fellover spilling out a black eyed and rope tied Vinyl with an apple in her mouth and covered in garbage After Spike and Octavia assisted her Octavia spoke " Vinyl what happened"? Clearly Vinyl was angry as she yelled " WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE HAPPEN THAT MUFFIN LOVING JERKBAG DID THIS TO ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE SUGARCUBE CORNER IS AND IF YOU TO DIDN'T COME RESCUE ME I'D OF CHASED AFTER HER AND KNOCK HER OVER THERE!!!!!!! " Then Vinyl began panting harshly in anger and chased Derpy's trail. "Stop right there Derpy or you'll get you just desserts" said Lyra as she and Bon Bon snickered." You better not try to escape going sweet on us" " Would you be ok if I muff you up " asked Bon Bon as they both burst into laughter. Depry then drop-kicked Bon Bon and tossed her into an alley and tied her up to Lyra after punching Lyra in after her. She then stood over the two ponies with a shovel in her hooves and her frown turned into a devious smile. WHAM! Ten minutes later... " Are you guys sure we can beat her if we catch her." said Spike panting and hearing muffled noises " I mean what we all end up like Vinyl only 3x worse." As the noises got louder the three paused and looked in an alley with a gagged,black eyed,and bruised Lrya and Bon Bon. The five were about to conversate only to be interrupted by an ear piercing shriek of a mare. With no other words the five raced to subscribe corner and just as Bon Bon pounced on Derpy,who was eating with her back facing them,the gray mare jabbed a hoof in her stomach. A sudden speeding Lyra was about to ram Derpy only to be tossed by Derpy who seemed to have used human hands. As Vinyl and Octavia then tried to overpower the mare a simple grab of Vinyl's tail and throwing her into Octavia leaving both unable to continue. Spike was left with a confused look on his face. Derpy had wiped out all of them with out even turning around. As Spike was gearing up to charge at her and likely outmatched as sudden brown hoof was on his shoulder stopping him from Dr.Whooves. "Calm down give her what she wants and she's A-OK isn't that rrght Der-" paused Dr.Whooves as a sudden deathly face on Derpy pinned his hoof and tossed him across the room only for him to land on a cowering Mr.Cake who seemed to be there ten minutes or so. And as Spike then put on a determined face and approached Derpy,the other mares whispered " Spike run Don't do it she maybe fine in three days." Spike ignored them and poked Derpy on the back and pulled out 10 bits "Want some milk with another muffin." "EEEEEEH! Yes please." cheered Derpy. 2 and 1/2 hours later...All of them were brought to the hospital and were all recovering while Derpy Sat in a chair with Spike by her side. "And you can't remember anything at all?" asked Bon Bon. "Nothing at all except fillies,colts and Mr.Cake crying." She replied." And I did all this." "eeyup" said Big Mac with a part-time job. Over a loudspeaker a nurse was announcing " Attention everyone adult patients may like to know on channel 127 bust the pain with the movie Ghostbusters and for the kids on 128 Sharkcolt and Lavamare. In a mixed number of votes Derpy flicked the channel to 128 and saw an ad for a rival muffin company and paused open mouthed. And once Derpy turned to face her friends who all unanimously stated together "Don't even think about it." Only for Derpy to shrug and smile and wave as the screen blacked out.
