Equestria High

Nothing awesome this chapter. Sorry about that.

[This is Shade, user of Black Arcane magic]

< This is Shine, user of White Arcane magic >

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The afternoon sun is still in the sky, all the snow around the school was melted by the heat from the fire dome. Phoenix lay asleep on his back atop a pile of desserts snoring loudly.

"This makes no sense at all." Dark said as he watched Phoenix scratch his stomach and turn on his side.

"Well Phoenix here is an idiot so it's always been easy to distract him and calm him down." I said. "The problem isn't the he's here but why, and since this is Phoenix it's probably a stupid reason."

"Then let's wake him up and get an explanation." Dark moves over to Phoenix and several of the students open their windows to see if it was safe to exit. "Wake up hot head." Dark kicks Phoenix several times in an attempt to wake him up.

"~Groan~ It's to early for this." Phoenix says as he starts to sit up. "Um... where am I?"

"You're at one of the most prestige schools in all of Equestria and you almost burned it down to the ground."

"Oh yeah..." Phoenix stands up and is greeted by the scared, worried, and angry looks from the students and teachers of the school. "DA FUCK Y'ALL LOOKING AT?!"

["Face hoof."]

<"To the extreme.">

"If you all will excuse me for a minuet I need to take care of some other business." I walk past everypony and make my way into the school trying to hold in the pain I was felling.

["Hold on I'm coming with you"] Shade hurries and catches up with me as I enter the school.

"Where are they going anyway?" Dark ask Shine who was hesitating if he should go too.

<"He's having another magic backlash.">

Bathroom

Sounds of vomiting can be heard coming from one of stalls in the colt's restroom.

"~Blurrrgeh~ Oh sweet Celestia it burns!" My face draped over the porcelain face bowl of the toilet heaving out blood and a thick black goo.

["I told you we could have tried something that didn't involve using my magic but nooooo."]

"Shut- ~Blurrrgeh~ up, I don't need your comments."

["Well it's not my fault you don't listen. You've been holding in 3 months worth of backlash and now it's all flooding out. Looks like you just got rid of 2 weeks worth though."]

I finally finish my episode hurling up three more blobs of goo before flushing it down. As Shade and I make our way back outside we see several ponies sitting around Phoenix listening to the story he tells everypony after one of his 'episodes'

"Lets see there was that time I got ran over by carriage, that broke my neck, My lungs were pierced by a piece of burning timber, I drowned about 5 times, there was that time Chaos snapped my neck, also that time I exploded and then exploded again, and what happened today..." Phoenix begins moving his hoof in the air counting imaginary numbers and muttering to himself. "That makes 42, 42 times I've died."

"So you're telling me that if I made your hear explode you'll get just get back up?" Dark asks looking over Phoenix for any signs that he may be lying.

"Yeah, but I'll have to do the normal phoenix stuff when you do."

"Wait, wait, wait, before we get ahead of our selves; why are you here?"

"Yeah... about that..." Phoenix shifts his position looking for a comfortable spot which he'll never find. "Well it kinda goes like this. I had just arrived in Ponyville and I was looking for a place to crash before I got to my next destination but I had to get something to eat first and headed for Sugarcube cube corner for cake."

Phoenix Flashback

I burst in through the front door taking in all the awesome smells coming from the back. "Whatever it is I'm smelling I'll take 80 of them!"

"Coming right up." The voice from the kitchen called. As I took a seat at one of the tables a Light blueish pony came out with a tray. "Here's the first 20 sweetie." She said placing the tray on the table. "I'm not sure what these are called but our temporary baker is really good at making them."

"As long as they taste good I don't care who makes em'!" I smack the tray off the table sending the cake things into the air chomping each one as it fell down into my mouth. "This taste... this sweet savory taste... I think I know who made these!"

"And I think I know a pony who can't keep their voice down." Coming out of the kitchen was my old friend and traveling buddy Chaos. "Chao's I knew it was you who made these."

"Yes, yes, so what brings you all the way to Ponyville in this weather?"Chaos brings over another tray of his cakes sitting them on the table. "I'm sure you know that there's gonnna be a snow storm tonight."

"Doesn't matter anyway, I'm heading into the Everfree forest to check out that old castle." I popped several cakes into my mouth before downing the whole tray. "Gotta find all that treasure."

"Everfree forest, I was just there not much too see and that castle didn't have many things left inside."

"Whatever I'm still going."

"Well if Mrs.Cake will let you stay here until you're done."

"Any friend of yours is welcome to stay here." Mrs.Cake waves a hoof as she gave her answer.

["I'm tired of being here it's boring and I hate baking."]

<"I like it here it's so laid back and calm, we should stay here in Ponyville after we're done with or research.">

"Shade, Shine, You two make me wonder if I've gone insane sometimes." Chaos facehoofs while letting out a large sigh. "Come on Phoenix it's late and lets get you settled into a room."

Back to the future

"Yeah after that I night I went to Everfree forest and reached the castle, finding nothing I got pissed and thought Chaos took everything so I came here trying to get it back, and maybe killing Chaos might have been going a bit overboard."

At this point Phoenix was already being attacked by everypony for being stupid just like he always was. But he did agree to melt the rest of the snow around the school, but I soon found out why nopony ever wants to clean the school. It turns out the pony who built the school bought 500x500 square feet of acres to build the school... but there was a misprint and he got 50,000x50,000 square feet of land but that's not the best part, the best part is he used up 30'00x30'00 acres in the first 5 years. So there's so much stuff around the school that most ponies don't leave during the summer.

["Wrap it up Chaos."]

Anyway... nothing good here and I'll be staying in Twilight's room with her and Fluttershy.

<"And we show more of our awesome skills.">

Authors Notes:Nothing awesome here. I've been studying for the ACT's for awhile now with stuffy parents so I haven't been able to update. Why was I able to update now? I got my practice test back and scored the current average of 19 so it seems I'm just lazy. Nothing awesome in this chapter but the next 4 or 5 will be about something so jawesome you'll explode with sheer force of my Grandark. Anyone who gets that reference will be given something I probably don't have.