That one time all the water in Equestria turned into cum.
Twilight Sparkle's morning.
Twilight Sparkle walked into the bathroom to start her day. Normally she stayed up until late at night studying about unicorn shit like magic, friendship, or how to rub Trevor's face in the fact that I nailed his sister again. So she normally showered in the morning, to wake herself up.
She sat a towel on the floor, turned on the faucet to just the right temperature as to not burn her whittle hoovsies, and watched as the, warm, gooey cum began to run our of the faucet in globs.
Oh yes, I forgot to mention that for some reason all the water in Equestria turned into cum. Magical cum at that. They could still drink it like water, and it wouldn't impregnate mares, because that would be a bitch to write out all the shit that happened because of it, but it looked, tasted, felt, smelt, and even sounded just like cum.
Anyway the bath warm cum slowly filled the tub and when it was filled up all the way, Twilight shut it off like a sir. She climbed into the cum filled bathtub and sighed, relaxed as the warm cum enveloped her wakening pony form.
She allowed herself to sink down into the cum filled tub, the cum reaching up to her nostrils as she shut her eyes, trying to enjoy her bath. Using her unicorn powaz Twilight levitated her orange-sponge-body-scrubbing-thing over and levitated a bottle of pony wash, uncapped it and squeezed the shampoo onto her sponge.
She dipped the sponge thing into the cum and lathered the soap into the sponge, then she sat up, and began to scrub the cum-shampoo covered sponge on her mane, until thoroughly lathered. She then brought her hooves up and began to work the cumpoo (Shampoo cum mixture for all you n00bz) into her mane and scalp.
When she was lathered up with the sudsy cum she stuck her head under the surface of the bath cum and rubbed her hooves through her mane, to rinse out the cum and shampoo with cum.
She lifted her cum stained face out of the cum, cum dripping from her chin. She breathed deeply to catch her breath, the sent of cum wafting in the air. As she breathed some of the cum dripped into her mouth which she swallowed without hesitation.
Twilight lifted her mane out of the cum bath. Satisfied that all the cum-poo was out of her mane she got out of the tub, stepping onto the mat, and picked up a towel and began to dry the excess semen off of her fur. When she was completely dried off she threw the used towel into a clothes hamper, so that Spike would take it put it in the washing machine (That now also used cum.)
Content with her now clean self Twilight went downstairs to see what her purple dragon buddy had made for breakfast. When she entered the kitchen she was delighted at what she saw.
There was a bowel of Frosted Oats with cum instead of milk (That changed to cum too.), a big cup of black coffee with a small cup of cum beside it for Twilight to add to her whim, a nice pile of pancakes with cum syrup, and two peaces of toast with a warm cum-butter spread.
"This looks delicious spike!" Twilight said as she took her seat. The dragon bowed and went to start his other chores and let Twilight eat in peace.
Twilight Levitated the small cup of cum-creamer over to her coffee and poured it in. The cum slide out of the small cup in a single, large gooey glob and plopped into her coffee. She picked a spoon up in her magic and used it to stir the cum into the coffee until it dissolved.
"Mmmmm, just right!" Twilight said as she tasted the cum-coffee mixture. The mixed in cum gave it a slightly sticky texture and a more salty taste.
Being the caffeine addict she normally was she gulped down the cum flavored coffee in a few large gulps, and then moved on to her cereal.
She levitated a spoon over and started shoveling the crunchy cereal and cum into her mouth. The sweet, crunchy cereal mixing with the gooey, salty cum in her mouth was heavenly. So heavenly in fact, that before long it was gone. Twilight levitated the bowel up to her snout and then proceeded to lick the remaining cum off the inside of the bowel.
"These look Delicious!" The purple unicorn pony said to herself as she cut a piece of semen covered pancake and shoved it in her mouth. The warm, gooey semen and the pancake mixed well together in her mouth, creating a delectable treat.
She took her time eating the cum covered pancakes to savor the flavor but soon they were gone. Twilight then levitated the two pieces of cum covered toast over and chomped them down happily.
Wanting to be a helpful pony she thought she would help Spike out and clean the dishes for him. She trotted over to the sink, turned the handle and watched as warm, thick cum came out of the sink in gobs. She waited for the cum to fill up the sink and then dropped the dishes in, creating a splash of cum.
A few drops of cum landed on Twilight's face and she casually wiped the salty substance off with her hoof. She then grabbed a sponge with one hoofs, squirted some soap (one of the ingredients of said soap was cum) onto the sponge and then submerged her hooves in the cum filled sink. She grabbed her plate and then proceeded to use her sponge to smear the cum and soap onto the plate to get all the remaining food bits off.
She then did the same process with the other utensils and dishes she used that morning. After she was finished she dried all the dishes with a rag and set them on the counter. She then trotted out the door to begin her adorable day.