The Great Pony Pie War

by AkjACEKids

Temptations

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**This chapter is optional to read. You can if you want, but the story could go on completely fine without it. Enjoy**

Celestia paced her prison cell in the Outlands of the Changelings. Her cell was enchanted to disable the magic of anypony being held there, so she could do nothing. She looked towards the locked door and saw that a food tray had been slid to her through the slot in the door designated for food. She looked towards the tray and noticed that the usual meal of hay and a glass of water was absent, but in its place was a folded note.

I'm not Discord, I don't feast on paper. What is this monster thinking? Celestia thought. She picked up the note and opened it. She saw a musical note.

What is this guy up to?

On the other side of the paper was the letter "B". She gazed frustratedly at the door when she saw another paper slid through. She picked it up and read it

"Dear Princess Celestia,
Did you enjoy my note to you? What about the letter? Did you like that? Well how about this message? You are powerless to bring daytime. Luna is powerless to bring daytime, and Twilight is MILES away from being close to raise the Sun, so all of Equestria is plagued with night until I decide to bring the Sun up, so we've got ALL night to kill. Oh oh oh, I have an idea! How about you and me have some fun tonight when nopony sees us, would you like that? I bet you would. I'll see you later
Your Chaotic Captor,
Discord"

Celestia was sickened by Discord's offer. She was tempted to say yes as a lie and attack him while he was in there, but she refused. As the Princess of all the land, she had to maintain ALL the Elements of Harmony. Including Honesty. So that was out of the question. She pondered on what she should do. As she was thinking, Discord walked in the room.

"Why hello, Celestia, how are you today?"

"No! You sicken me Discord!"

"Oh come on, Celestia, I've got all the board games a girl could ask for. We could've played Monopoly together."

"I know what you mean, Discord! Board games have nothing to do with this! Get out of here before I buck your head off!"

"Harsh words, Celestia. As the Princess of all, you should maintain the Elements within you. Your Kindness is not showing."
Discord left the cell and locked it again, leaving with a depressed look on his face. He walked to his throne and sat there depressed. One of his changeling guards approached him,

"I'll play Monopoly with you, Sir, as long as I get to be the dog."

"Thank you, but it's just not the same. Maybe if I bring some daylight to this land, it will ease my depression. Fetch me some chocolate milk!"

"Yes, Sir."


Author's Note

Yes, that is a Spongebob reference.
Discord actually only wanted to play board games. Don't get the wrong idea guys. :p Originally he wanted to play "Life" but I decided not to send any subliminal messages there. It's Monopoly now.

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