Jonathan Cain is attending USC, a decent university in which to achieve his goals. However, when looking for clubs to join, he finds one for Bronies. Having no prior experience, he decides to try it out. Jon soon becomes dumbfounded by these…pony lovers! Taken into shock, he retreats away from it. However, one brony follows him, everywhere. After a few weeks of this, he finally has enough. On a sudden impulse, he murders the brony in cold blood, and leaves the carcass as if nothing had happened. He becomes distraught at the action, and so does God. So he gets sent to another place for penance. Which just so happens to be equestria…