My name is Rainbow Dash. I live in the desolate hellhole known as Equestria. It wasn't always like this though. There was a time when it was one of the best places you could have lived. Now it's just a place where scum and villainy are the only ways ponies seem to be able to survive anymore. And to top it all off, my friends and I broke up. It all seemed really hopeless. Until this one day when I got this crazy idea that is. An idea so crazy that it just might be what restores Equestria back to harmony.

(Special thanks to my proof reader and very special somepony Kieraneko)