Deadpool:Ponies,Ponies,Ponies,And A Deadpool....

by inoscourge

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy
Length: 740

Deadpool is somehow teleported to equestria and has no idea what has happened!

deadpool is somehow teleported to equestria and has no idea what has happened!Join him on his crazy antics!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-15 04:30:03 UTC

A new day,a new universe

                                                                               Anything marked with () is deadpools thoughts

                                                                       And Anything marked with [] Is a yellow box thought up by deadpool

You couldn't see it but Wade was shocked.He gazed in amazement

                                                                                      "Hello I'm Twilight Sparkl-"

He interrupted her.

                                                                                "Wait are.....are you a pony?"

                                                                                           "Yes"

                                                                                      "So i'm talking to a talking....."

Twilight interrupted this time.

                                                                               "Yes you are!"

                                                                           "HEY THAT'S MY JOB!"

He yelled at what appeared to be nothing pointing to the side of him.

                                                                                 "I'm sorry but who are you?"

                                                                               "None yo beeswax my pony homie!"

                                                                                    (Wade go home your drunk.)

                                                                   "JUST SO YOU KNOW,i am not drunk.....just a lil' tipsy."

Twilight looked confused.

                                                               "Oh and you probably wondering who I'm talking too?"

She nodded.

                                                        "And to that.....Ill respond....NONE OF YOURS BEESWAX HOMIE!"

                                                                                           "Anyways where am i"

                                                                                    "Your in the land of EQUESTRIA!"

                                                                                       (This is gay wade,lets go!)

         "NO it isn't these are ponies!PONIES!And TALKING PONIES AT THAT!.....you.....you don't find that cool do you?"

                                                   (No Wade don't you remember that last time when you ended up----)

                                                             "Hey,Hey,Hey,NOW.There's no need for that right now..."

Deadpool said putting his finger to his mouth.

                                                   "SHHHHH.....No seriously tho no one needs to know about that!"

Deadpool looked around as if he where about to shoplift something.

                                                                   "so what is this some weird porno?"

twilight looked shocked of what had just come out of his mouth.

                                                                        "wha-what....what NO!"

                                                                 (damn i wanted some pony ass)

                                                                     "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

twilight still looked confused.

                                                                               "huh....?"

deadpool started to walk off in disbelief

                     WAIT I HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOU TO EVERYONE YET!"she yelled from a distance

                                                "nag nag nag" deadpool murmured under his breath

a bright purple light shined around deadpool's arm.

                                                            "what....what the fuck?"

he continued to walk ahead.SHUPE.deadpool looked down his eyes suddenly widening.

                                                                    "BIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!ARRGGGHHHH!MY ARM!"

                                                                                       "S-oo-RRY"she yelled from a distance

                                                    "hnnnggg.....I THOUGHT THIS WORLD WAS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP"

                                                          "it was an accident!"

deadpool continued to walk ahead as strands of his arm continued to followed.

                                                    "AND WORST OF THAT IT WASN'T A CLEAN CUT!"he said still pulling

finally a loud crack was heard.

                                                              "f...-finally"

Twilight's horn started to glow again as she summoned a barf bag and turned around,then turned back around to face deadpool.

         "hey at least it isn't  like last time when it happened to my neck 15 bullet holes had to rip and twist,rip and twist"

she turned around again still holding the bag with her magic.

                                                                     "should i continue"

she shook her head sideways rapidly

deadpool looked down at the ground

                                                                             "hide yo kids hide yo wi---"

he fell on the ground unconscious blood still pouring from his crushed arm.

--------------Later that day in the hospital-------------------------

Deadpool woke up.

                                                                           "hello EVERYONE!"

he was stopped by silence only but the talking from outside.

"rainbow dash i know you don't trust this guy but hes our only chance of getting back in touch with celestia.luna is trying    her   hardest to find celestia and take care of both of they're duties,but she cant do it."

  "hehe you said duty!"a laughing high pitched voice shouted as it sounded like a thump as her laughing stopped with a                                                                     "ow..."

                                                                                    "this is serious pinkie!"

deadpool seemed irritated

                                                "HEEEY YOU KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU?!"deadpool shouted as loud as he could

they continued to shout.deadpool rolled his eyes after his mask,taking a look at his hand whispering to himself

                                                                       "good as new lets do this!"

he grabbed for his belt pulling out a basic pistol with a unknown name and type of ammo.

   "just gotta aim for something nice."he said looking at a fire alarm"that will do"he said aiming at pointing at the fire alarm.

a giant bullet  was fired the size of a older bulky ipod.

                                                      (breaking the fourth wall here)

                                                                  "please don't..."

                                  (the author did say it was a unknown type of ammo right.dont ask)

                                                             "now we are gonna get in tro--"

                                                         (shh deadpool we are talking)

                                                               "pew pew...."deadpool said out loud laughing

the alarm went off rattling the eyes of everyone in ponyville.

                                                                                 "bulls-eye!"

twilight came in.

                                                                                   "i heard a gunshot are yo---ok...."

                                                                (you dun gun done it now)

                                                                                "SHUT UP"

They all looked at him weirdly

                                                                      "i'm talking to someone else!"

rainbow dash looked at twilight making a weird face and spinning her hooves around her face whispering "cuku cuku."