"I'm sorry princess Celestia, he's just too strong" A bloodied, bruised and tired Twilight Sparkle said.
"The other are in the hospital for concussions and broken bones." Twilight stuttered.
Celestia just remained impassive.
She sat on her thrown often in these desperate times of Discords escape, a strong leader helps strengthen her followers.
"So it begins" She left it at, her regal and ominous voice echoing slightly.
"I feared this day would come, for there will be a great battle"
"Of the likes which have never graced Eqestria"
"Today is the day of the calling of the Elements of Memeusibus"
"The sheer power of these individuals surpasses even mine, to let these beings roam freely would end normal life as we know it"
"But when Chaos is in inevitable, gambles must be made"
"We must unleash the Old Ones, to destroy Discord, and hope that they leave ponyville intact"
"For as long as Discord rules, All of Equestrias base, Gaitingsburg, will belong to him"
"With Luna, I, and you, my faithful student, we will be able to unleash the Old Ones."
"Why have I never heard of the Old Ones?" Twilight stuttered.
"This knowledge is too great for the public"Celestia said.
"Now come with me"
With a bright flash the mentor and student where gone.
"I-I-I've never seen this room before!" a startled Twilight said.
"As much as the Legend is, this too is secret" A impassive Celestia said.
"Luna and I will focus our magic on the ends of this engraved line"
"You will focus your magic between us and create a link between the points, engulfing the line in magic, while I say the incantation" Celestia said.
Celestia nodded to a Luna That Twilight hadn't noticed was there before.
There was two great balls of magic drifting from the rulers horns to their respective points.
Twilight uncertainly lit her horn and produced a strand of purple light, linking the points.
"TñëR Žï œt MuŸãD HgĪh"
"ĀtrÃpŚ"
"Niw"
"ÑämTåß"
"gniÑïw"
"OF Tád"
Celestia chanted.
As she muttered the last phrase the stone wall lit up with blue runes and exploded in a blast of white light.
As the ponies gazed a pawn where one there once was a wall, faint forms could be made out from the surreal mist.
Celestia spoke up.
"Discord"
A voice could be heard from the mist.
"♫We're going to right every wrong♫"
"Twilight, I think you should go see your friends now" Celestia said with an unplacable tone.
"We can escort you to the battle scene" Luna said humbly.
Twilight was shocked to see Luna acting so humbly, but before she could think about it any longer she was teleported away.
"No need, I have a Discord tracker on my belt" said a different, extremely gravely voice.
"Escorting, Ain't nobody got time fo DAT" said a higher, feminine voice.
And with a silent flash, the hidden figures where gone.
Mean while at a random park, If anybody had been watching, they would have seen 6 bipedal figures appear.
They would have also have seen Discord prancing through the park causing Mandelbulb like distortion around him.
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"Screamed one of the figures, and full on kicked Discord in the chest, causing discord to fall over with thump.
"WHAT!!! You'll pay for that fool!!, Now try out my Gummy snakes for size" Discord said,literally spitting the words out.
With a wave of his corrupt claw a huge pit of gummy snakes appeared between our Heroes and Discord.
"Gummy snakes, ain't nobody got time fo DAT"said one of our heroes (heroine), and the snake pit disappeared with a poof.
"What? How,... too can play that game" Replied Discord as he cracked his non existent knuckles.
"Especially when the devil plays the devils advocate" he said with a grin.
"I would hate if you got a MONOPOLY, on this fight" Discord added.
Then a giant monopoly board sprung up from the ground.
"Here are the rules, I win:we play with dynamite, You win:We play with fire." Said a Discord in a top hat and spectacle.
"CHOOSE YOUR FIRST PLAYER!" he bellowed.
One of our heroes with brown hair stepped up.
"Begin!" Discord said as he fired a banana.
Our hero simply said."I have one mode:GO!"
And he then rolled the dice, which some how where doubles and he ran around the board till he ended up on a familiar green square.
"200 Dollars" he demanded.
Discord promptly handed over the money with a dumbstruck look, trying to figure out how 2 dies could get him around the board,but he quickly recovered from that.
"Doubles, go again" Our monopoly master said.
Our hero kept on getting doubles till he owned all the banks money, after that he preceded to land on every property square, maxing each one out.
"I shall call this Charlie Sheen manors" Our hero finally said.
"What, IMPOSSIBLE!!" Discord bellowed in shock.
"♬I'm a frickin rock star from mars♬" Charlie Sheen sang.
"Winning"
"Winning"
"You may have beat me this time, but still!Now we play with FIRE!" Discord said as the monopoly board lit on fire.
Just then our only heroine took action.
"O LORD JESUS THERES A FIARE" she said.
"I didn't grab no shoes or nothin Jesus, I RAN for my life"she continued.
And ran right into Discord, bashing him in the jaw, causing him to lose focus and thus the monopoly board and fire to disappeared.
"And discord got to me"
"And I got chaos"
"aint nobody got time fo DAT!"She declared.
Discord got up and raised his arm to smack the offender, when a scream was heard.
"FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!" and Discords arm went limp with a snap.
"AHhh" He cried out in pain.
"You did better then those punny ponies!, but this ends now!!!" Discord said as a rock-candy meteor shower began to fall.
Then a disguised hero ran through it, not even dodging them, but some how not getting hit.
"Look at all the fucks I don't give, there falling from the sky!" He exclaimed.
Our hero then jumped into the air and kicked discord into the air,and then shot a web at him, sticking him to a tree.
Discord shouted through the web gag.
"What are you?Spider beast?"
"It's not like I give a fuck but I'm spiderman"
Then one of our lesser know hero came up.
"The reason I didn't land on any of Charlie Sheens houses was because: THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!" said our finely dressed hero.
"MY HAND IS TOO DAMN HIGH" he said as his arm stretched and slapped Discord in the face.
"DISCORDS TOO DAMN HIGH"
"DID YOU HEAR THAT?!? DID-ID-ID you hear that? That the sound of a rapist climbing OUT your windows, why?, you said it , DISCORDS TOO DAMN HIGH"
Our hero sang.
"My power level is TOO DAMN HIGH" he said and broke Discords jaw.
"I'm jimmy Macmillan and I represent the rent is TOO DAMN HIGH party"Jimmy concluded.
Discord screamed with surreal fury through his Brocken jaw.
"I AM A GOD!!! YOU ARE BEASTS!!"
Then our most powerful hero of all spoke.
"Good think I have my Avengers-teleporter--ARANG" he said, his deep voice shaking the trees.
Said hero threw his afore mentioned weapon at Discord.
It simply bounced of Discord.
"I'm a GOD!!, I AM CHAOS!! I am the MOST POWERFUL, PAPER PLANES CANOT HURT ME!!!" he screamed through his jaw, lightning flashing in the background, rubber balls raining from the sky.
Due to his screaming he failed to notice a flash of light appear from the ninja star, and then a small being appear.
"Hulk..........the..........strongest......THERE IS!!!!!!" and with utter rage the small being turned into a giant, green, hulking, rage monster.
Hulk then grabbed Discord by the legs and started bashing him into the ground.
"PUNNY GOD"
"PUNNY GOD"
"HULK IS THE STRONGEST THERE IS"
And with one finally hit, he chucked the Brocken discord into space.
Discord was beat, but he knew he would eventually recover, and reek revenge. As he savored how sweet revenge would be he failed to notice a figure next to him.
*SNAP* was the sound of Discords back breaking.
"AYY" Discord said he spun around.
The Hulk was immensely strong, he had severely damaged him, but this beings strength was so great it put the Hulk to shame.
Spinning around, wrong move.
Discords face suddenly got attacked by punches incredibly fast, breaking his teeth and horn off.
"What are you??" Discords managed to say through a mouth full of blood, shacking from absolute terror.
"I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE NIGHT , I. AM. BATMAN!!!!!!"
Our black clad hero said, some how able to speak through the vacuum of space.
--Mean while In the castle-----
Luna suddenly shivered, she was AFRIAD of the dark, she was no longer the night, the shadows felt different, like they no longer belonged to her.
Discord was literally shitting bricks now.
"How did you get up here" he asked, his legs literally jello.
"I'm batman" Our hero just said.
"Bbbbut you have no air mask!"
"IM BATMAN, I CAN BREATH IN SPACE"
And with on mighty punch, Discord reentered the atmosphere.
There was a sound like a bomb go off when Discord hit the ground.
Discord had landed in an abandoned house! Through the chimney!
Batman had somehow appeared on the edge of the chimney.
"IM NOT THE HERO PONYVILL NEEDS, IM THE HERO PONYVILL DESERVES" Batman said, and vanished into thin air.
Then Charlie Sheen can up to the chimney.
"♫ I'm on a drug called charley Sheen, it's not available any where, if you try it once you'll die, your face will melt and your slaves will cry over your exploded body♫"
And with that Charlie cut him self, let the blood run into a bottle, and dumped the bottle down the chimney.
Screaming could be heard from the house.
"IM MELTING" was a common phrase.
Then spiderman came, he stood on the chimney and said "Your getting shit for Christmas this year!" and took a crap.
Then came up the Spartan.
"THIS SPARTA" he screamed and kicked the screaming gloop that was discord across the room.
Second to last was our favorite party member.
"THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH"
"THE CHAOS DISCORD CREATED IS TOO DAMN HIGH"
"THE SOLUBILITY OF DISCORD IS TOO DAMN HIGH"
"DISCORD IS TOO DAMN HIGH"
He finished.
And lastly our only heroine came up.
"Discord, aint nobody got time fo DAT!!!" she said.
"Being in Ponyvill, ain't body got time fo DAT" and with that all out heroes disappeared, all but one.
---meanwhile in the ponyville hospital----
The main six where speech less from what just happened.
The suddenly a voice could be heard.
"WIN here , win there, win, win, every where" and then it was gone.
The hospitalized ponies collectively turned there heads to see what talked, to there confusion, to find nopony there.
"Heyyy, guys..., is it just me or do you all of a suddenly feel better?" Rainbow dash.
All the ponies gave a collective confirmation.
----mean while at the castle cake room----
Celestia breathed a sign of relief, Ponyvill was saved!!!
----Meanwhile in Luna's room----
She suddenly felt better, she wasn't afraid of the dark any more, she felt like she was being watched, not in a bad way, but protecting, like a knight, a Dark Knight.
~FIN~
