Jokes can't kill

by N3KN1L

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 335

Fluttershy is hurt. Or is she?

Pinkie ran to the hospital to see Fluttershy but as it turns out, she's not there.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-15 20:51:45 UTC

1. The Riot

"Oh that stupid filly!" Pinkie Pie whispered to herself as she ran to the hospital.

As she arrived at her destination, she saw nurses and doctors all running around trying to get back to their patience. Pinkie walked up to the front desk of the small lobby and greeted the staff sketchily.

"Can you tell me what happened to my friend Fluttershy? " Pinkie's voice grew louder at the last word.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Pie, I can't give you information about any of our patience.", the orange unicorn answered, not looking up from her work.

"Why not? I want to see her right now!", the pink pony pleaded almost screaming at the orange mare.

"Pinkie Pie!", a voice from behind called out "Pinkie what are you doing?".

The voice came from a cyan blue Pegasus with rainbow colored mane and tail.

"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!"

Pinkie ran over and skidded to a halt in front of her friend.

"What in the hay is going on with you, Pinkie?", Dash asked, trying to keep her cool.

"It's Fluttershy, she's hurt and... and..". She burst into tears.

Rainbow Dash threw her forelegs around her and hugged her closely.

"It's all fine Pinkie. Fluttershy is OK and she is not in the hospital."

Calming down, Pinkie raised her head.

"She's not", Pinkie asked sniffling.

"Nope she is as well as ever. Who told you that garbage anyways?", Dash asked curiously.

Pinkie stood up and shakily got back up on all four hoofs.

"It was Lyra. She told me.".

"And what exactly did she tell you?", Dash asked, blocking the door so Pinkie Pie couldn't run outside. She knew her friend all to well.

"She said: 'I told fluttershy a joke earlier today, she almost died from laughing.' And that's when I ran off to the hospital. I was so scared, Dash."

"It's Okay, Pinkie.", Dash said snickering.

"Come on. Let's see fluttershy. I'm sure she will get a kick out of it.".