Not a wish

                                                                                 ***Jay***

I woke up with a start, and looked to see where I was. I was still in my unicorn room,  I wasn't human and I wasn't home. Something had changed though, an orange unicorn was in my bed with me, so that was something.

“Oh, man.... Was I tricked again?” I asked quietly to myself, before looking at the unicorn in my bed. “Hmm, thats an improvement.” The unicorn woke up and looked at me, smiling

“Good morning sweetie.” She said, sounding strangely like Bridget. Upon closer inspection, it really was Bridget, which caused me to smile.

“Oh, mornin’.” I said with a smile, before lying back down again. “Uh... I’m exhausted, I could lie here all day and waste the day away.”

“But Jay, you slept all of last night, its time to get up and help Lilly get ready for school.” Bridget informed me.

“Lilly?” I asked through a smile, as I was looking up at the roof.

“Our daughter.” She said.

“Oh yeah, sorry. My brain is all over the place.” I said as I kinda lied, I was internally freaking out as I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

“You would forget your horn if it wasn't attached to you, and forget that we have been married for three years as well without the ring on your horn.” Bridget laughed, getting off the bed and walking into the kitchen.

I just remained speechless and had a stoic face.

“The hell just happened?” I asked myself as I got up, or well tried to, I just face planted on the floor next to the bed instead. I heard clopping hooves and when I looked up a small purple unicorn filly was standing above me.

“Good morning daddy!” The filly said.

“Good mornin’ Lilly, how’s your morning? Mine was face plantacular.” I said laughing at my stupid humor.

“It’s good! you promised to teach me your awesome magic today as well!” Lilly said hopping on her hooves.

“Oh yeah! That was today... But after school alright? You need to go eat breakfast.” I said climbing to my hooves smiling at Lilly.

“I already ate, I’m ready for school now, I came to say good bye for now, I can't wait to be a big sister.” Lilly said, walking out of the room. I just stood there looking at the doorway before looking around the room.

“What the fuck happened overnight?” I asked quietly for myself. I felt like screaming, but if I did that, I would alert Bridget and Lilly. Which would be stupid, so I guess the best thing is just to play along, until I figure out if I can return back home.... Or stay here either one works.

“I’m sorry.” Said a voice from behind me, a voice so familiar.

“Chrys.... Whatever your name is, where are you?” I hissed out.

“Sadly I am hiding in your fur, don't ask why.” She said.

I just sighed and asked, “Okay, so what happened?”

“I still wasn't strong enough, so instead of sending you home I sent each of you to a different dimension.”

“Ooookay....” I said quietly, before thinking quickly. “I don’t mind staying in this one.”

“You wouldn't, but Bridget isn't having a good time.” She said.

“Wha? … Why?” I asked quietly.

“Alternate dimension you where she is isn't a very nice pony, Well he is nice, but he doesn't act sex crazy like you do and he is actually smart..” Chrysalis whispered.

“Oh bollocks.” I said quietly under my breath.

“The Bridget in this dimension is having another foal, and she has some interesting ways of torturing you when lilly isn't around.” Chrysalis laughed, “She is the sex crazy one and you aren't in this dimension.”

“Oh boy, this is going to be awkward...” I muttered quietly.

“Goodbye Lilly, have a good day at school.” Bridget said from the other room, as the front door closed.

“Really awkward, and real fast.” I said quietly again.

“Goodbye.” Chrysalis said. and I felt a small weight leave my back. A second before I could curse, Bridget walked into the room and smiled.

“Ready?” She asked.

                                                                         ***Bridget***

I slowly open my eyes, hoping to see my own room, but end up seeing my cloud bed, the spell didn't work. I sigh and get off the bed, walking into the kitchen to see Jay had already made coffee.

“Good morning.” I said sitting down.

“Good morning.” Jay said with a polite bow and a smile. That isn't like him at all, before I can say anything though, a voice whispered into my ear.

“I’m sorry, I messed the spell up I still wasn't strong enough, I sent both of you into different dimensions, I’m going to try to fix it!.” Chrysalis whispered. I nod and take a cup of coffee that Jay handed to me.

“Do you want milk with that?” Jay asked, in a soft voice.

“No thank you.” I replied, seriously wishing I could go back to the other dimension.

“Alright.” Jay said as he poured some into his coffee, he was taking a small glance at me before asking, “You alright? You seem a bit distressed.”

“I’m fine, just a little tired.” I said taking the cup of coffee and drinking from it.

“If you say so, I won’t pry into dangerous territories.” Jay said as he floated over a book. “Oh and yeah, you will need to clear the sky soon, they have scheduled a nice sunny afternoon.”

“Ok.” I said, hiding my worry. I finished my coffee and flew to the balcony, taking a last look at Jay before flying out to take care of the clouds.

                                                                                  ***Jay***

I was confused and slightly creeped out by her statement. “Uh... Uh... Honey? What do you mean by that?” I asked, slightly unnerved.

“I mean lying in bed.” She said smiling.

“Uh.. But.. I’m feeling exhau-...” I started to protest.

“No your not, stop being lazy.” She interrupted me, using her magic to move me to the bed.

“But.. Why now? Can’t it wait?” I asked. She tilted her head confused.

“We are just going to lie in bed, I am close to having our second baby soon, so we aren't going to do anything.” She replied getting into bed.

“But, I need coffee...... But alright coffee can wait too.” I said getting back into bed, crawling up next to Bridget.

“What do you think we should name our new foal?” She asked, putting her front hooves around my...waist, I guess.

“What’s the gender?” I asked looking into her eyes. “I’d like to believe its a boy.”

“I don't know, we won't know until the baby is born.” She whispered into my ear.

“You know this would be amazing if she was your real Bridget.” Crystalis said, appearing at the foot of the bed.

“Pro moment ruining.” I muttered under my breath.

“Who are you talking to Jay Jay?” Bridget asked, looking around the room, not seeing the queen.

“She can't hear me or see me because only one Chrysalis in each dimension, I am not the queen of this dimension so I am not able to be seen by anyone besides you.”  she explained

“Hmh, sorry Bridget, I’m lost in my own thoughts.”

“Alright.” Bridget said, then she moved and licked my horn, It felt like really weird at first, but after a short while it felt amazing, like an orgasm.

“You always like this.” She said, lying back against me.

“Mmm, yeah...” I mused out loud.

“I’m still here, I have a bit of news about your Bridget.” Crystalis said, stirring me out of my happiness. I just ignored her, and kissed Bridget.

“It will be any day now when I go into labor, then we will find out if its a boy for you.” Bridget said cuddling me when I broke the kiss.

“You don't want to be around during that time...” Crystalis said, trying not to laugh.

“I really can’t wait to see if its a boy or a girl.” I said cuddling back, playing along. Since I was not sure how to feel about his.

“I’m hungry I want a muffin...” Bridget said, apparently cravings are still in effect.

“Cravings, lovely, they only happen when they are close to labor.” Chrysalis said, starting to laugh at my misfortune, or fortune, whichever way you see it.

Now.... I was feeling weirdly.... unnerved, really, really unnerved. But I kept as cool as possible.

“Please Jay Jay, I really wanna muffin!” Bridget whined.

“Oh.... Ohh....” I said realizing that I was supposed to get one, I just got up and walked into the kitchen and rummaged around.

“You need to make her one, none are here.” Chrysalis said, walking into the kitchen after me.

“Oh darn, I don’t feel like baking.... Oh well.” I said as I took out a bowl, a muffin tray, and all the needed ingredients, I then quickly mixed them all together before realizing something vital.

“Hey honey? What taste do you want?” I asked.

“Chocolate!” She yelled from the room.

“Where the fuck do we keep that?” I asked myself looking around.

“Do you want to hear the news about your Bridget or not?” Chrysalis asked smiling her fangs showing.

“Fine fine, I can listen whilst baking.” I said looking around for chocolates, finding some I took out a knife and started cutting it up, into smaller pieces.

“Well for one, she is terrified of him and doesn't know how to react to him.” Chrysalis said, chuckling a little bit.

“Huh, thats...... nice? Really... How can you be terrified of me? How does that work?” I asked, as I finished up cutting the chocolates into smaller pieces and pouring them into the mix.

“Well for one, he isn't anything like you, he is a normal person, and a little bit weird, she isn't used to you any other way then the way you are.” Chrysalis said, I think she was making fun of me and saying I wasnt normal.

I then fired up the oven, poured the mix into the muffin tray and shoved it inside the oven. “Now it’s like twenty minutes or so to wait....”

“Plenty of time for her craving to change.” Chrysalis said laughing as she sat down at the table.

“Yeah, thats true....”  I said, looking around. “Let’s hope she don’t change craving.”

“You never know.” Chrysalis shrugged. “You really are weird in the other dimension.”

“I am?” I asked.

“Yep.” She confirmed.

“Huh.... Yeah.....” I said, as the oven was beeping, I then took out the plate and looked at the muffins, which were looking pretty tasty.

“You want to eat one.” Chrysalis guessed.

“Nooooo....” I said looking at it, sniffing the nice smell.

“You should have made more than one.” Chrysalis taunted.

“But.... I did?” I said looking at the muffin plate, which were filled with muffins.

“Then...have one.” Chrysalis erged.

“Oh right...” I said lifting up a muffin with my magic and taking a bite, before lifting another one.

“What's the point of biting one then picking up another one to eat if you haven't finished the other?” Chrystais asked.

“Giving one to my wife? … Or whatever.” I said starting to walk out of the kitchen.

“If you consider that dimension weirdness your not so very much wife, then ok, if you want to go back just say my name whenever.” Chrysalis said, disappearing. The front door opened and Lilly walked in with saddle bags on and a smile on her face.

“Hi daddy!” She said excitedly.

“Wait, have it been all day already?” I asked myself.

“I was allowed to come home early since I got the best scores out of the class!” Lilly smiled.

“Hi Lilly!” I said, waving at her with a smile, then walked over and gave her a hug.

“I’m going to see mommy!” She said when I let go, running into my room.

“Okay...” I said looking at her disappear behind the corner.

“Ahhhh!” That was Bridget screaming, something was wrong. I just bolted into the room to find her thrashing around, possibly getting into labor or something.

“I’m going to be a big sister!” Lilly said excitedly.

“Mother fuuuu-.... “ I started.