A Night to Remboer...or Not

by 8bitPonys

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 1349

This is a parody of The Hangover if it was Ponyville and everyone is pony. (except for you and your friend who are human) Yes it's a second person story deal with it.

This is what happens when you get drunk in a land full of pony's and your friends. 2nd person story and you really, really, really mess up have fun ;)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-17 15:10:03 UTC

Chapter 1

                                                                           A night to remember...or not

                                                                                 story:by 8bitPonys

It was the same as every day in Equestria the sun high up in the sky, the birds are singing, and pony’s are on there way too what ever it is that pony’s do. For some reason it felt like the best night you got in all of your time hear spent in this strange land. The bed was like a fluffy cloud If you could you lay in this bed forever you would but its the same bed you always had, why would it be different today. Knowing you cant stay in this bed for to long you do have things to do. You stretch your really long legs and arms compared to the pony sized beds. Your eyes still closed as your left arm hits something really sharp.

“Ow that my horn” It spoke soft a genital trying not be so loud. “Can you stop that now.” Rather not to ask what it is or who said it, you stop and try to open your eyes. Too the right is a window with a perfect view of the land it looks like you are in really high building. Smaller building liter the open land, but there are no tower this big in Ponyville and its deftly not your house.

The same voice from before but a little louder this time “can you wake up, come on I am not going to sit here all day for you.” Still looking out the window you wonder what pony would be next to you in the morning. Slowly dragging your body to sit up as the same time you are analyzing this white odd room. It a hotel room, you must have forgetting this was a week you spent with your old friend. But when you look next to you its not a human but a pony why you cant explain.

It a mare a nice cute mare with a smile she looked good in, she is a solid black pony with white dots all over her body like stares. The dots start where her beautiful dark blue tail ends, then covered by her green-flame cutie mark. The dots stop interrupted by black sun glasses and her mane is nicely cleaned with little fluffy bonce to it.

Scrambling you fall off the corner of the bed and hit the floor with a loud thump landing between the bed and the wall, you also polled some sheets to the bed and on to your self. Trying to escape the white prison the other pony jumps down and she think she helping but she is just making it a lot harder to get out. After minutes of pulling and pushing your why out you at least made a hole to stick your head throw. “What are you doing” the first word you spoke all morning.

“What douse it look like, I was trying to help. Your a blast you know that, with all that happened last night I have no idea somebody can be as fun as you.” She is very hipper and happy for a pony. “For what your crazy man you have some wild friends too”. Looking back at the black pony you smile,and she smile back. You have idea but she just makes a smile come to your face.

What did happen last night you wonder as you stand up and getting striping from the sheets. Standing up you feeling a little tipsy this is making walking a little hard but you manege. Stumbling like you wear drunk which is odd you never got this drunk ever. You try to make your why to the bathroom to get your mined clear you don’t have one single idea what happened last night.

The door open half way then stops, there something blocking the door. Moving your head to take a quick look in what it is, it seams like two human feet. Pushing the small pony sized door open, almost off its hinges. Its some other human, for some reason in your or somepony's hotel room on the bathroom floor.

It one of your human friend Jason what he is doing on the floor of a dirty bathroom you got no idea. Most of the time he has one arm around a mare in a bed, you can figure out what happened between them. Moving him out of the door way with your foot. “Dude,come on wake up.” You say this as you hit his side and shake him a little. A grown comes from his lifeless body. “mmmm” that it the only sound you get from him. “Well your no help" you let him fall on the ground and leave him there.

A voice from behind you explains “he's out cold, give me a minuet I can get him up. You three had some night man it was crazy dude” the black mare went on. ow I almost forgot to give this too you.” What mare would use "man" and "dude" its probably best to just say she is high.

Walking over to the dresser she gets a small black box. “The trouble I had to go throw just to get this for you” she said walking back over to you. “The blacksmith had some trouble because of your finger size but I got it.” Opening the box too reveal a gold ring, the most beautiful ring you ever seen in your whole life.

“Wow who that nice ring for” you ask with a blank look on your face and grab the box from the unicorn. Closely looking at it you have to put it on your finger. Once its on it looks like solid gold ring with really small writhing you cant read.

Before the blue haired pony can answer someone grabbed your arm. “Dude we have to go, like right now”. It was your other friend Jon, whose idea this was to all of you to get together for one night in Ponyville. “we really fucked up man” Jon said  looking all around the room for something. He always a little freaked out when things get real but not this bad since you all went to jail for...stuff.

“I just need you to hold on for two seconds.” You say siting him down on one of  the two really small pony sized beds. Really what happened last night and how.

As he sits down a dark haired pony comes up from no where at all he was probably sleeping like every one else here. “I swear to Celesta if you mother fuckers touch me one time I will kill all of you!” Then pulls out gun with his horn and swings it around like a mad person or pony in this case.

“WO WO WO” people are yelling and falling on the floor to try not to get shot. Then it is quiet for a second or two. Then the bathroom door opens and Jason walks out. “Some crazy party right, yo put the gun down dude you ant going use it your to much of a bitch.”

“Jason he has a gun what are you doing.” You try not to yell at him for being a tart cart and trying to get shot at this point.

“Jason what up man I dint know they where with you if I did I probably shoot them sooner.” Jason and that pony laugh for a little bit then things calm down and the to hug like there good friend and always have bean. Then he hugs you and kisses you on the check like a mobster might do there friend.

“I’m so happy you got marred last night that after party was nice very nice man but watch out I might steel your wife.” Then pat your back then goes to hug the star pony and kisses her on her hoof. “You got a nice guy you got, hear me this guy is crazy nuts. But hes good guy good guy.” he eves talks like he Tommy from Goodfellas.