Too young to die

He still looked up and down from his clipboard, trying to make sure everything was in order. He finally cleared his throat and composed himself, "I'm afraid, you weren't supposed to die at this time. In fact, you weren't even supposed to become a changeling at all. The fate that was destined to you I cannot say, because I have to send you back after a long... LONG talk with god." He began to trot off before I stopped him.

"What do I do while I wait?" He shrugged and said.

"Whatever you want."

"What?"

"You can create anything with your imagination here, don't make this place too hectic, I'll be back in one entire Earth day."

With that he left, leaving me alone. I sighed, "Well, looks like I have a ton of free time." I conjured up a vanilla milkshake, "Sweet." I took a sip, "Holy shit mother fucker! This thing is just... just... pure... PURE! PURE I SAY! PURE awesomeness in a drank!" After that, well, hectic would be the lightest way to put it. In fact if Twilight had three guesses what would create this land, I bet you 25$/25 bits that she would've said Discord. Skyscrapers filled the land, flying ferrari's, private jets flew around, blue clouds floated above, with a violet sky. I was currently riding a T-rex, which had miniguns attached to it's sides, along with a giant laser beam cannon on it's head.

I fired the laser, destroying a enemy aircraft. Right now I was at war against the teletubbies, my T-rex smashed, chomped, fired, and laz0red anyone who got near. A moment later it all disappeared and the pony I saw earlier was there, "Aww, why'd you ruin the fun?"

"Why, no, how could you come up with such things?"

"I dunno, I'm already dead soooo...."

"Well, I'm done with my talk with God, let's just say he's not very happy. Somebody changed your fate, you weren't supposed to jump off the cliff." He let that sink in before continuing. "And, God would like to have a personal talk with you." Fear glazed over my eyes, okay, it's not like your meeting the most powerful being the universe at all... YES IT IS! Shut up! Never! You must! I mustn't! STOP. Okay, "Okay, so, how should I act around him?" He cocked his head.

"What ever do you mean?"

"When I go and talk to him, are there any disrespectful gestures, or som-..." He stuff a hoof in my mouth, eugh that really was disgusted.

"Just talk to him like you would a good friend, he's tired of so many spirits acting like he's the king, he wasn't the one who made the universe after all, that wa-... well, now we're getting of topic."

"Ooookkkkaayy, so how do I talk to him?"

"The password is Ghost."

"Ghost? What?"

When I said the word, I felt the world bend around me, and shoot me someplace. I was starting to get nausea because I had no idea if I was right side up, or left down, or right, left down, diagonal. Fuuuuck, man this is trippy. I could feel my body spinning but it didn't look like I did. I was ground to a halt by some unknown force and then sent spiraling downwards. I eventually lost consciousness, funny cause I was already dead...

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I woke up, in a box-ish room, it looked like a room aboard the UNSC Forward unto Dawn, but how could I know? I just knew, it was weird, because this room was totally foreign to me. "So, you're the youngling that has caused so much havoc, you don't seem like much." The deep voice scared the shit outta me, I spun around to see... a Draconequus? "Discord?"

"Ah, ha ha, wrong, most bodies are." I shuddered when he said bodies, "but I am as you must of guessed, God." Well, that couldn't be right, shouldn't god be like an alicorn or something? "No, actually a Draconequus is the perfect example of a god. An alicorn is so over-rated." So he can read my thoughts, not surprising but that means he could be looking into my mind right now... "Your right, I am, how did you know?" Pretty easy, if my calculations are correct, then whenever I'm thinking through thoughts your face scrunches up, as you stare into my mind... pretty nasty in there, eh? "I've seen worse, but I'm amazed you haven't lost your sanity yet."

"Wait, you mean I hadn't lost my sanity? Phew what a relief doc. I really thought I lost my marbles more than once there."

"Not very surprised."

"Neither am I."

"Hey I have a question." I asked.

"What would the question be?"

"Do you like Mudkips..."

"Well, time to get back to filing reports, death, and such. Oh yeah, here hop right into this portal, it should take you back." Without much ceremony he picked me up and threw me through the portal. "YOU MOTHER FU-..." The rest was cut off as I was launched through a golden portal. I flew for what must've been an entire hour, finally reaching the end. I hadn't noticed it, but I didn't have a body back in that white land. As I went through it I grew a body, but this body felt, extremely weird. Unlike a pony or human, oh god if he sent me back as a diamond dog I will kill mys-...

The end of the portal was a wood floor. Thanks God, you really are the best man. After slamming my face on the floor, I put my hands on the ground to p-... what in the name of fuck, my hands, were a lions paw, and an eagles talon? "Huh? Who's there?" It was then I noticed I was in some sort of ramshackle hut. When the pony rounded the corner, he looked like he was about to faint. "Oh my... a baby Draconequus." He picked me up, and a mare came from another room, looking pale, "Honey, what is that?"

"A baby Draconequus."

She squeeled, "Oh my gosh it's so cute!" She then proceeded to stroke my mane which felt good. Okay, so I was a baby Draconequus, just where the hell am I though.

"I think we should name it, hmm, oh I've got it! Xerxes! What do you think?"

"It's perfect hon. But, what do Draconequus eat?"

"I have no idea."

"Well why not give it a test."

Unknown to them, my inner mind was raging, hell, it was taking a great mental effort to push all that anger down, and not explode right there. God, you truly are an asshole. His wife or so I assumed, trotted off and came back with a pillow, which he lay me upon. "Good night little Xerxes. Sleep tight." Well, shit, I was under the custody of two ponies who had no idea I was actually older than I looked. Unless, Draconequus age slower, and God had to put me in such a young body to fit my age...

Okay, just calm down... they turned out the light and trotted back into their room together. "..daughter." I felt a tingly feeling in my lower regions. Looking down I could see I wasn't male anymore...

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It felt so different down there, I wasn't expecting... that... emptiness. It just felt wrong, to not feel the weight that used to hang there. God, you... nevermind. Nothing needs to be said. So I was a female Draconequus, great, I felt a tear roll down my cheek, another came. Finally I couldn't hold it back anymore, and began crying. The third shock of the day just occurred my voice was lighter than usual. Like I took a breath of helium. "Hello? Testing, testing, one two three." So my voice was higher pitched. Great.

I got up, and realized I could see perfectly in the dark, I took slow unsteady steps towards a stand up mirror. It felt so weird, walking on a hoof and lizard leg. Once I reached the mirror I looked at myself. I had to admit, I was kinda cute. Okay REALLY CUTE!

Cuteness overload is present, everybody run! I stood there staring at the baby Draconequus, while it stared back. Well, this is me now... wait, Discord did magic, does that mean I could to? But how? Wait, was that horn on a Draconequus's head actually a Unicorns horn? The fuck? I channeled magic through it and lifted myself up. Okay, magic is a go, now to test wings. I gave them an experimental flap, okay, a few more flaps and I got down a rhythm for the strange wings. After an hour of trying to get the wings to cooperate I flew without my magic. Okay good.

Now to figure out where the hell I am. I walked up to the front door, and tried the knob, of course, locked. I flipped the switch on the handle, and had to levitate myself to open the second lock. I pulled it open with my magic, which seemed to drain me much further than when I was a changeling. I guess that makes sense because I practically am I baby. So it was night, duh, but it was hard to tell on the interior of the house. After looking about I couldn't see Canterlot anywhere. Not good.

I heard a voice from inside the house, "Honey? Is that you?" Shit, okay time to make a dash! I got on all fours and sprinted/galloped as fast as I could. A song came to mind, Nyan Cat Alex S. Remix. I pushed the thought down and kept on running, I already felt fatigue hitting me. Curse you body! I pumped my wings in an attempt to speed me up. I heard hoof steps behind me, so the land was flat, but up ahead was a forest, the Everfree if I'm correct. Fuck.

The path led straight through it, once I reached the forest I'd be home free! But just as luck would have it, a pony jumped in my path right before I reached the tree line. I looked back to the stallion still charging after me, the mare from earlier was the one blocking my path, "Now sweetie, we'll let you go if you show us where your father has all his gems, and gold! Don't lie, we know you stole it from us." What the fuck was she talking about?

Screw it and jump! I launched myself over her, I flapped my immature wings and help kept myself aloft with magic. But flying was beginning to drain me, quickly. I alighted in a tree, to catch my breath. And rest, but unfortunately they saw where I landed and began to shake the tree trying to dislodge me, for a second there they almost did. I took flight once more, tearing through the Everfree, trying to get as far away from those monstrosities of a pony. Flying was taking to much energy so, with the boost of magic I began jumping from branch to branch. Eager to get away.

Once I was far enough, I lay on a branch panting, to say my breaths weren't cute would be like killing a puppy. But something happened that made my blood run cold. "She has to be around here somewhere. Keep on looking, we have to find her, to find her father, that lying, cheating, backstabbing, little flank. Right now I wish I could just tear him and his daughter apart..." This really made no sense at all.

But still not good. So I am Discord's daughter? Or is he talking about a different Draconequus? Please be a different one, not Discord. Otherwise that means I'm Eris, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Once I caught my breath, I stood up, and began to climb down to the path, I stopped halfway when I heard their voices again. I quickly slithered around to the base of the tree, hoping I look enough like dirt. But, I nearly screamed when I saw what it was. A werewolf slug with razor sharp teeth and red eyes... okay... how is that possible? That is the exact same monster than hunted me in my nightmares. How could it be alive? Okay, now that I think about it, it is pretty funny.

To think such a thing would exist, I tried to keep quiet but couldn't help a small squeak. The creature heard and began sniffing about trying to find me. I couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud a long squeaky kind of laugh, which was so cute I'm pretty sure I gave atleast 500 people heart attacks from the laugh on it's own. I tried to stand only to end up on my face, I couldn't help but laugh, and laugh, and laugh. When the tears and laughter finally cleared, the monster was no where in sight... where did it go? Who cares? I don't!

I kept on down the path. Still giggling, I don't know wh-.. wait, I looked back at where I had been laughing... nevermind, keep on walking... I felt my eyes start to droop as I walked along. Well, time to find someplace to sleep. Perhaps in a branch? No, too precarious, underground? Nah, anything that lives in the ground could get me while I sleep. So where? I thought for a moment a little house would be ni-... what the... The second I thought about a little house being on the path, one appeared... and did I snap my fingers? I looked at my talons to see in fact I did. Wow, so now I have powers beyond what I should.

I entered the little cottage, it looked like it would house a child perfectly. The inside however, was completely drab, nothing of interest on the inside. So I decided to spruce it up a bit. For some reason, I found pink very appealing, but just settled with indigo walls, a violet bed, and a small candle, which burned with a teal light. I locked the door (I had no idea where the lock came from) and got into the bed, blowing out the candle, I let fatigue over take me. And gave a small yawn as sleepiness over took me.

~~~~ (Twilight's POV)

It had been an entire week, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 3 seconds, since the incident, had I really blew Justin that far? Or, is he... he... I quickly stopped that thought, no, he was fine, and on his way back. Hopefully? "Oh Justin, I'm so sorry."

~~~~ (Justin's POV)

I awoke to sunlight on the floor, for some reason I had a very sudden urge to jump on a little spot which moved. Man, this body is weird. I made the cottage disappear, which took little to no effort. I'm liking this! I was about to continue my trek when I noticed a black cloud in the air, wait, that's no cloud! It's a giant patch of smoke! So, does that mean a forest fire is up ahead? .....Or, is it the dragon from the episode Dragonshy? That would make sense, too much sense! I really need to get back to Ponyville fast!

At first I started at a slow jog, then slowly sped up, soon I was zooming along the ground, wings pumping, legs thumping, magic pulsing. I came to a sudden halt... I'm a fucking retard! I can summon things! DUH! Justin you are so stupid sometimes! I quickly thought for my favorite vehicle, The Ferrari. Or as me and my brothers call it, The Mini Man Car. I changed the tires to off-road tires... fuck yeah.

The seat however needed some adjustments, after adding a hole in the back for my new tail, and changing the size of the car, and raise the suspension, so it wouldn't get clogged in the mud... perfect. I hopped in, turned the key, shifted the car into drive, and slammed down on the gas. Holy shit this thing was fast, I had to be careful not to crash. If I did, I probably wouldn't live much longer. Soon, the mountain range that held the dragon in Dragonshy appeared. The smoke had stopped coming out of the cave, but traces of giant smoke clouds were still in the air.

I checked the speedometer, it said 125-126 holy fuck. Well, I should explain something, this car was a automatic. I knew how to use manual vehicles but preferred automatic shifting. While I didn't know everything I knew the basic controls of a car. Also, Need For Speed: Shift 1 & 2 kinda had something to do with that...

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I've been driving for about an hour, and the fuel tank is still somehow at full... meh... whatever, the mountain range had gotten closer, much closer. Soon the mountain range that held Canterlot began to come into view. Right now it was just a shady outline, but I could see it non-the-less. As fate would have it, the car gets stuck in some sinking sand... fucking perfect! Fortunately I had my seatbelt on, so I didn't go flying out the front window, but man, stopping when going at 135 MPH really hurts your back.

"Oh shit." I unbuckled the seat belt, and made a flying leap for safe ground... only to be... stuck in more sinking sand... "COME ON!" This reminded me of a certain episode of MAD it was true, this sand sinks us too slowly... "Ugh. Disgusting." I guess I should've been trying to get out, but that only makes you sink faster. So, looks like this is the end? Getting killed by mud, the best way to die. The mud soon came to my neck, and began to go past my chin, past my mouth, past my nose, finally my eyes, which I closed right before so mud didn't get into them.

Well, looks like death of suffocation... great... I guess I should've been more worried then I was, but after getting killed once, I couldn't really find the energy to struggle...

The air left my lungs turned stale, and I began to suffocate... the lack of fresh air caused me to fade into darkness...