I'm sorry, what?

by Bazing

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sad, Other, Changelings, Original Character
Length: 8020

I land in a stange knew world, fillied with colourfull talking ponies, great

While on my way to school with my little brother, a tragic car accident leaves me in the hospital gradually holding on for my dear life, next thing I know I'm falling.

Rated Teen for language and a little bit of sexual references

Published 2013-03-19 08:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-17 07:20:31 UTC

Prologue

My name is Julian Sinor, I live in South Australia, on the greatest continent in the world, Australia, jokes, I am 15 years old.

I slowly wake up on the day everyone hates most, Monday, I slowly lift my right arm up to my phone, I pick up what would be my phone, although most people would not agree because of how terrible it is, I open my eyes to be greeted with a blinding white light, the time on my phone says 7:00 AM

"Stupid phone, always goes off early" I sigh and press the 'Snooze' button, I set my phone next to my head and doze off into sleep. I am rudely awoken by my alarm, again, and my younger brother standing in my doorway with an annoyed expression.

"It's time to get up, we have to leave soon" he said to me with anger in his voice, I don't know why he is so angry or annoyed, I'm usually the one who is ready before him, I pick up my phone, and like before am blinded by the sudden bright light, I gasp at the time 8:10

"Why does my stupid phone never get the alarm right?!" I throw my phone onto my bed and slowly sit up

"Get out of my room" I always hated how my little brother would always come into my room in the mornings. As he walked out, I slowly put on my school uniform, I always hated Mondays, I put my feet onto the ground next to my bed, I suddenly feel a sharp pain in my foot "Ah! what the fuck!?" I know now that it is a piece of Lego left behind from my brother. "William! What the fuck man!?" Argh I hate Mondays I put my foot back on the ground and slowly bring my other one next to it, being cautious of other bits of Lego still on the floor in My room I walk to my wardrobe and grab a pair of socks.

After I have put both my socks and shoes one, I walk out into the kitchen and make myself some Coco-Pops, I glance at the clock 8:20 AM Fuck I sat my breakfast down on the table and started to munch down happily on the delicious chocolate flavour, William walks up next to me annoyed and says.

"There's no time, we were supposed to leave by now" I didn't stop eating, I didn't even look at him, I just replied with 'Cool' and went back to eating, after I had finished my breakfast, packed my bag and brushed my teeth, it was around 8:30 Well fuck me I'm going to be late I always hated being late.

On the way to school me and my brother were arguing about the most pointless thing ever; "Timers and Clocks" according to him Timers can go over time, I kept telling him that Timers count down not up, but he is to stubborn to admit it, while I'll agree that not all timers do, but I'm also to stubborn to admit defeat as-well as he is, in fact I'm more stubborn and will keep arguing even when I've lost the battle.

As we walked around the corner up to the Pedestrian Crossing I always look both ways before crossing, I slowly stepped onto the street to begin crossing, just to make sure all cars have stopped, none were there, so I walked across the road, with William already on the other side, just as I was half way through, in the middle of the street, I heard a loud engine to my left, and saw a large car speeding down the street, I had no time to react, by the time I noticed it, it was to late, the car had made full impact on me and sent me flying a good 20 feet, the car was traveling at least 60 in a 25 zone.

I was instantly unconscious on impact.

Author's Note

first ever fic
criticism is good, but give reasons please

Not again

I'm falling? the first thing I do is open my eyes, I'm alive? how am I alive?! I'm at least two or three stories high, and I'm also Naked? why am I Naked?! I also notice that the pain that was there before, is no longer there, What happened? another Dimension? but I died! and now I'm falling, while naked! and boy is this gonna hurt!

"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" I shouted just before impact, more pain, everywhere, especially my dick, oh god it really hurts MY DICK, OMG THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE! before I passed out, I could hear murmurs around me, I turned over and opened my eyes, what I saw will change my life forever, I saw, staring into my eyes, A FUCKING Purple Unicorn!

"What....The....Fuck?!"

Then darkness.

Ponyvillehours before my arrival

Twilight was busy cleaning her Library from her strenuous night of studying, piles of books were stacked in the main room, while Twilight was levitating books back to their place, Growl, Twilight looked down to her stomach, with a slight blush, she put the books down and headed to the kitchen to make herself a Daisy sandwich, unfortunately for her she had no Bread or many of other foods, Twilight, doing what she does best, makes a list of what foods she needs to buy for future meals.

"Spike!?" Twilight yells for her assistant, not 5 seconds later Spike comes walking down the stairs carrying a large amount of books.

"What is it?" Spike asks slightly annoyed with Twilight, he does however notice the paper she is levitating in front of her.

"I'm going to the market to get some more food, it seems we've run out recently" Twilight explained to her assistant, Spike just sighed with relief.

"Thank Celestia, I'm starting to get hungry!" Spike put the books down next to the giant mound of other books and he began to place them to their proper spots.

Twilight was walking around the Market for a few hours trying to find the last bit of food on her list, she approached the next stall but all she saw was the mare looking in the sky, what Twilight saw was astonishing, she was a giant Blue Sphere with Blue lighting coming out of it, she heard a few gasps and murmurs from other ponies, most of them were somewhere along the lines of 'What is that?!', when suddenly the Sphere exploded in a blinding white light, revealing nothing but a Blue cloud, the explosion was huge and blinding it caused everypony to look away, when Twilight looked back, she saw something, something falling, falling straight towards her, before it crashed into her she teleported a short distance away from her current location.

"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" was all she heard before it crashed into the ground.

Twilight noticed that the creature was intelligent enough to speak, speak her language none the less, she could hear it groaning from pain, just before the Creature passed out from pain, she saw it turn over, and face her, it stared, directly into her eyes, what Twilight saw in those eyes, were fear, confusion, pain and sadness.

"What....The....Fuck?!" Then it blacked out

Twilight, not thinking straight, levitated the creature back to the Library, she opened the door and shouted for her assistant, Spike came running down the stairs and looked at the creature with fear.

"WHAT IS THAT THING!?" he shouted, ignoring his question, Twilight explained what happened to Spike.

"I need you take a note to the Princess" Spike run off and came back not seconds later with a Quill and Parchment, Spike wrote down everything Twilight had said to him just before.

"Okay send it!" nodding in agreement Spike puffed a green flame onto the scroll and it disintegrated into ash. A few minutes later and Twilights friends had burst through her door all shouting about something, but she couldn't make it out over them all shouting at the same time.

"QUIET!" everypony instantly stopped talking, Rainbow flew up to Twilight and said very quickly.

"OhmygoshTwilightdidyouseethatcreatureinthemarket?!" Twilight just sighed and pointed her hoof to the creature lying on the couch not 2 hooves (feet) away from her, all the ponies in the room gasped at the creature.

"Twilight, WHAT IN THE HAY IS IT DOING HERE?!" Rainbow practically yelled at her, Twilight just grunted in annoyance.

"Well for starters, the creature is in pain and needs to go to the hospital, I sent a letter to the Princess about the creature, the creature is also Intelligent-" she was cut off by Rainbow laughing

"Intelligent?! how is that thing intelligent!?" Twilight just glared at her.

"That Thing Rainbow, was talking, talking our language for that matter, this creature just looks like a hairless Monkey, but it clear isn't if it is capable of speech" Rainbow just stared at her.

"We also need to take this thing to the hospital, or it's going to die" everypony in the room stared blankly at Twilight, then at the creature, finally Applejack stepped forward and nodded.

"Alright sugercube, if ya trust it, then I'll trust it" Twilight just nodded and levitated the creature out the door, and trotted towards the hospital.

Twilight, her friends and Spike burst through the hospital door.

"This creature needs medial attention, NOW!" Twilight shouted a little louder then necessary, the Nurse at the front desk just nodded and quickly ran off to get a doctor.

Ponyville Hospital A few hours later

As I slowly regained my consciousness I could fell immense pain Where have I felt like this before? I couldn't believe it, a hospital again, Just my luck, how am I even alive? I remember dying, then falling, AND WHY AM I NAKED?! I looked to my right and saw something I was not expecting, the same Purple Horse from before, Lavender Unicorn to be precise, sleeping on my hospital bed, How cute wasn't the manliest thought, but I will not lie, that shit is cute.

I look up again and fell asleep in the hopes of this just being some crazy dream while still in my Coma.

Ponyville Hospital sometime within a week later

I awoke, to more pain, I'm sick of this shit! I hated my life right now, I opened my eyes incredibly slowly, the blinding light didn't help either.

"Argh! Where am I now? a hospital? again?" I heard gasps to my right, once again, the sight was incredible, seven mares, and a small green and purple lizard thing, the Lavender Unicorn I recognized immediately, hmm, that big one seems to have both wings and a horn, while the other only have one, or neither, I'm sticking with Hybrid for the time being

"You're in Ponyville hospital, country of Equestria, planet of Equis, and what might you be?" the tall white Hybrid asked, I just lay there silent, staring, not saying a word, not sure if I could trust these talking horses, she spoke up again

"Why are you not talking? speak creature!" she practically yelled at me, She's very demanding that's for sure...

"I'm a Human, what are you Hybrid?" all the horses stared at me, most of them shock, the Hybrid just looked at me with amusement.

"I'm a Hybrid of Unicorns and Pegasi, also known as an Alicorn, my name is Princess Celestia, Co-Ruler of this land you are currently in Equestria, and these six ponies around me are my loyal subjects" Ponies eh? "The Lavender Unicorn's name is Twilight Sparkle, the White Unicorn's name is Rarity, the Cyan Pegasus name is Rainbow Dash, the Yellow Pegasus name is Fluttershy, the Orange Earth Ponies name is Applejack" Wait, Earth Pony? "and the other is Pinkie Pie, the small Purple and Green dragon is named Spike" Dragon? I looked at the small creature standing at the back of the group, trying to conceal its self, I just laughed, once again more confused looks Dragon's aren't Bipedal!.

"Why are you laughing? and what is your name?" Like I'm going to tell you anything, I still don't know if I can trust you I wanted to say, but didn't I just remained silent.

"Human, I demand you answer my questions!" she shouted, I glared at angrily at her.

"Okay there's two things wrong with that statement, One: I'm not one of your subjects so you can't demand things from me, Two: What are you going to do if I refuse to tell you anything?" everyone in the room gasped, shocked, at what I just said, the Princess especially, I don't think she's ever been talked to so rudely.

"How Dare You! You Have No Right To Talk To Me That Way!" she shouted especially loud, while her horn was glowing a bright yellowish colour.

"Interesting", her horn stopped glowing, she just looked at me. "I don't know what you did with your horn, but I'm still not going to tell you anything" She, this time, started to laugh.

"Very well, if you do not wish to tell me, I will simply look at your memories through my magic" she threatened, Magic's not real...maybe in this land tho

"Is magic real here? not where I'm from"

"and where are you from?" she was starting to talk less demanding and more curious.

"With that threat you just made, I'm now even more sure if I can trust you ponies or not" Celestia just laughed again, the other ponies remaining silent the whole time, the one known as Rainbow Dash just glared at me.

"How do we know we can trust you?!" I looked at her and snickered.

"Because I'm no threat, and what was that about the planet?" I suddenly realized where I was.

"The planet is called Equis" Oh No I knew it, I was in another Dimension, That means.... I stopped my thinking, and started crying.

"No I am not going to start crying now!" but the thought was to much, I couldn't control it, like I always could, I started crying, hard, all the ponies looked at me with either Sympathy, or Confusion, all except Rainbow, she just laughed.

"Well, I guess a Crybaby isn't much of threat now is it?" I stopped, I glared at her, she laughed even harder.

"What did you say? did you call me a Crybaby?" she stopped laughing and looked at me.

"Yes I did, what are you going to do about it!?" she had continued her laughter, I jumped off the bed, still hurting, fists clenched, I ran over to her, and punched her so hard in the face she was sent flying into the wall.

"Rainbow! How Dare you!" I ignored them and walked over to her body on the floor, I picked her up by the throat and said

"You want to know what I'm crying?! I'm crying because I'm never going to see my family again! Or my friends! NEVER AGAIN! YOU TRY LIVING IN A STRANGE WORLD WITH STRANGER CREATURES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, KNOWING THAT YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES AGAIN! AND YOU TELL ME IF YOU WOULD CRY OR NOT!" I yelled at her, so loud she was focused on her ears rather then throat, I dropped her and started crying again, I walked over to my bed and lay back down, facing the other way, one of the ponies finally spoke up.

"Come on everypony, let's leave the creature be", I raised my hand to stop them.

"I'm not a creature I'm a Human, and you can call me Julian" with that they walked out the room.

And I went back to my sweet and much needed sleep.

Author's Note

never done a Applejack dialogue before so tell me if it needs improvement.
lots of staring and laughing, but what would you do?

Q&A

To say the last couple of days were boring is the understatement of the century. Yeah it’s hell cliché but deal with it. After what I did to Rainbow Dash, no pony visited me, thankfully. The only person, err, Pony, to visit me was the Nurse, and only then to give me food and drink.

Today was different however, Twilight was coming to ask some questions about me and where I’m from, I lay there waiting patiently for her arrival, I hope there’s no questions about me personally, I’m not going to answer any personal questions.

“Hello there mister, here’s your breakfast for today” Nurse Red Heart put down the tray on the bed-side table next to my hospital bed, I was to be able to leave in a few days.

“Thank you Nurse” she nodded and left me to my peace, one again I was given water and Hay...I should probably tell them I can’t eat hay, I just drink the water and leave the Hay.

“Nurse!” I shout out for her, she comes in looking at me, I point towards the food and say, “I probably should’ve told you sooner, but I can’t eat hay, do you have any Steak? Oh wait, Equines are herbivores, never mind that.”

“Are you telling me that you eat meat?!”

Here it comes...

“Yes, it tastes amazing, my favourite food” the Nurse looks at me with disgust, I could care less, Meat is the best food out there. “Not all Humans eat meat tho, most of us do, there are some vegetarians, as we call them, who don’t eat any meat, and there are some people called Vegans, who don’t eat anything that is related to animals.”

"You don't eat ponies?....Do you?"

"*Sigh* No, no human eats ponies"

My explanation seemed to calm her a bit, she still looked at me a while longer before leaving. I leaned back in my bed and closed my eyes; I thought of something, something to cheer me up a bit, I started singing.

Little did I know that Twilight was standing out the door listening in closely, before she could enter I started a new song.

“Those songs were sad, but beautiful, you have a great voice.” I was startled, I looked at the direction of the voice and saw Twilight, and she had a sad expression on her face, but didn’t say anything more.

"How were they beautiful?"

"Just take the compliment"

“Are you here to ask me some questions?” she nodded, “Okay, but we are going to do it on my conditions, One: I will answer your questions, but certain ones I will not, depending on what they are, and Two: after you ask me a questions, I will ask you one, and you will answer, don’t worry I won’t ask anything inappropriate. Deal?”

“Deal”

“Okay, let’s get started, first question?” She levitated a notebook in-front of her, with a quill.

“Question one; Where did you come from?”
Coss I didn’t see this one coming...

“I come from a planet called Earth, as I found out earlier, Earth is on another Dimension, don’t ask me how I know, I just do”
“My question, Could I possibly get some clothes? My species is a bit insecure and don’t like being naked, unlike you Ponies, our...genitals...are always exposed”

“I noticed, and I’ll ask Rarity about it, but she will need to get some measurements”

“Thanks”

“Question two; can you tell me about the planet you’re from?”

“*Sigh* fine, I’m from a continent on Earth, called Australia, there are many countries on Earth, the main countries are U.S.A., also known as America, China, Russia, and Great Brittan, also known as England, most countries speak the language I am speaking now, known as English, but most countries also have a native language, my Country, Australia, was first inhabited by the Aboriginals, a race of dark brown people, I don’t know the name of their language but it’s not English, while after the British settlement in Australia, most of the Aboriginals were exterminated, the others were domesticated and taught how to speak English”

“Why were they killed? And what do you mean by “Domesticated”?”

“That’s two more questions for me, they were killed so the British people could settle in the land, while many people did not agree with what they were doing, they had to, and when I say “Domesticated” I mean that the Aboriginals were not as...civilized...as the British were, so they taught them to be more civilized .”

“That’s terrible, your race is very violent isn’t it?”

“Indeed, okay three questions...let me think” I sat there a moment thinking of some questions. "What are those symbols on your...erm...arse?"

Twilight looked down towards her cutie mark, "What this? This is known as a "Cutie Mark", a pony gets one when they discover their special talent, for example, mine is magic, I specialize in every field of magic there is"

"I would also like to know more about this country, it’s inhabitants, culture, and, Princess Celestia”

“Why do you want to know about Celestia? And that’s an extra question for me”

“Whatever, and because I want to know if I can trust her, don’t say anything, just answer my questions”
Twilight told me about all the things I had asked (I couldn’t think of anything to write so I just wrote this), she told me about how Celestia is over 1,000 years old, and how her sister, Princess Luna was transformed into Nightmare Moon, and how Celestia used the Elements of Harmony, Whatever they were, to defeat her and banish her to the moon.

“Well I better not get on her bad side.” Twilight chuckled

“I control the Elements with my five friends, so don’t worry about her”

“And what are the Elements?”

“The Elements of Harmony are 6 artifacts, that represent what is needed for the perfect friendship, Honesty, Loyalty, Laughter, Generosity, Kindness and Magic. My friends and I represent each Element, I represent Magic.”

“Oookayyy...”

“My turn, two questions, What race are you? And how old are you?”

“My race is Caucasian, White with round eyes, and I am 15 years old”

“15?!? I thought you were older! You’re so tall!”

“Tallest in my class! That reminds me, will I need to go to school here?”

“I’ll have to ask Princess Celestia, what do you study?”

“Chemistry, I love Chemistry” Twilight’s face lit up.

“I love chemistry too!” I wasn’t that surprised to be honest, she reminds me of someone who over-studies for everything.

“I’m not that good at it, after all I’m 15, and still in school” she didn’t change her expression.

“I could teach you, and is 15 too old for school where you’re from?” More questions? Jesus how many does she have?!

“No, most people stay in school till they are 18, then they can chose to continue a different type of school called University, it’s concentrated on one specific course that you can chose, and it considerably harder, or they can do another schooling called TAFE, my mum did TAFE and she is now an Orthodontist, someone who works with teeth.”

“And I don’t want to go back to learning...so no thanks”

“My question is, are the other Elements of Harmony or whatever, those ponies that were here with you and the Princess?”

“Yes, those are my friends, Applejack is the Element of Honesty, Pinkie Pie is the Element of Laughter, Fluttershy is the Element of Kindness, Rarity is the Element of Generosity-“

“Hopefully she is generous enough to give me some clothes...” I am NOT! Walking around naked!

“She will, and lastly, Rainbow Dash is the Element of Loyalty.”

“Rainbow is the one I punched in the face right?” Twilight wasn’t amused by my question, in-fact I think it angered her.

“Yes, and just for that I get to ask you more questions”

Fuck sake

“Fine, hurry it up” I lay back down in my bed and stared at the roof, waiting for her last question.

“I’d like to know more about you and you’re family.” Shocked, I looked her in the eyes.

“No” I said it plainly, and made sure she wouldn’t argue.

“But-“

“But nothing, I said no, no arguing about it.” I said quickly before she could say anything more. I turn my head back to the roof. She stood there for a few minutes in silence.

“Princess Celestia will be here tomorrow, she wants to talk with you alone, and after that I will ask you some more questions”

Yippee, no doubt she’s gonna get angry at me for punching the Element of Loyalty or whoever she was.

“I’m gonna get it, aint I?” Twilight looked shocked; I think she was surprised that I would suggest her Princess hurting me in any way.

“No! Of course not! Why would you?” I sighed in annoyance and faced her.

“Maybe because I punched your friend in the face, just because of some petty insult, but you must understand, the past few days have been emotional, and very difficult.”

“I know” I gazed at her, incredibly angry.

I call bullshit on that! “How could you know? How could you know what’s going through my head? How could you know WHAT THE FUCK I’M FEELING!? HOW COULD YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M GOING THROUGH?!” I shouted at her, furious, from her remark, She knows nothing

Twilight looked at the floor, nearly crying, I think I went too far with that one... but still, I had a point with what I was saying. I should still apologize to her tho.

“*Sigh* I’m sorry” Twilight looked up at me.

“It’s okay, you’re right; I don’t know what you’re going through.”

“That’s true, but I didn’t need to shout”

“See you tomorrow” I nodded and replied.

“Bye.” Twilight walked out the room; I sighed and looked back at the ceiling, Nothing to do for the next day, again.

Author's Note

Sorry about the over use of Dialogue, but it was necessary

Unpleasant Memories

Twilight's Library (1 day before Q&A)

Twilight, Princess Celestia, Spike Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, were all in the Library discussing what should be done with the Human called "Julian"

"Are you sure about this Princess?" Twilight was curious about the Human, but also cautious, He did after all assault Rainbow because of a stupid little insult, but then again, we know nothing of this creature.

"Of course Twilight" Celestia looked at her seriously, "I would not ask you otherwise if I was not confident you could accomplish it."

"You can count on me Princess!" Twilight looked at the Princess with determination, she levitated her noted in front of her, with a Quill, and a piece of parchment, the Princess glanced at the clock on the wall.

Princess Celestia looked back to Twilight and said, “perhaps tomorrow my faithful student, but for now, get some rest, it is nearly midnight, and I have one final duty to perform before Luna takes over.”

Twilight bowed to the Princess, “of course Princess, I shall try to get as much information from him as possible”

Princess Celestia nodded to Twilight, and turned to her friends and did the same, after Princess Celestia left, Twilight’s friends followed her out the door to their owns homes to get some well needed rest, Twilight however was too excited and nervous to sleep, but not long after she grew drowsy and fell asleep.

Ponyville Hospital (10 minutes before Princess Celestias’ arrival)

I woke up the next morning so incredibly hungry, the Nurse had brought me some food, a Daisy sandwich, do they have anything here I can eat?, I only drank the water and put the tray of food aside and waited for her to enter to collect the tray.
The nurse entered 5 minutes later, she noticed the sandwich on the tray, “Can you not eat this either? I’m sorry but I do not know what foods your race eats, you must be incredibly hungry to not eat for 5 days.”

I nodded, “Yes I am, I might have to ask the Princess for a special order or something”

“Ask me for what?” A strange voice came from the doorway, I knew who it was from her voice as well as what she said.

“I would like to make a request for some food, I’m afraid that the food here I cannot digest, I can eat Fruit, Vegetables and Meat” Oh shit.

The Princess stared at me with wide eyes, “I’ll see what I can do, but I’ll have to ask the Griffins for some, any preferences?”

“Yes I would like...wait...Griffins? What other creatures live on this world? and you also don't seem to mind that I eat meat..."

Princess Celestia stared at me with confusion, “I am the ruler of this land, I must meet with other species that also eat meat, and Twilight didn’t tell you? Well we have Ponies, Griffins, Dragons, Zebras, Changelings, Manticores, Basilisks-“

“Are all these sentient?”

“No, just us Ponies, Dragons, Zebras, Griffins and Changelings, there are also Crystal Ponies.”

“Are you fucking serious? Crystal Ponies?” I said with a incredibly surprised tone

“Yes there are, and watch your language young colt, according to Twilight you are only 15 and not a stallion yet”

I stared at Celestia, annoyed, so very annoyed, “First off, it’s Boy not Colt, and it’s Man not Stallion, secondly you’re not my mum...”

Celestia was quite annoyed with my statement, but the only person to tell me to stop swearing was my mum, “anyway, you were saying what you would like?”

I grew in excitement, Finally some fucking meat!, “Yes I would like some Chicken, Steak, Beef, Bacon, Turkey, Duck, Quail...I won’t be able to eat all that...Okay all of that, but not in one night, tonight I want some Steak, it’s been too long since I last ate some good Steak.” Fucking love Steak, Steak is my absolute favourite food.

“I shall consult with the Griffins about the meat that you require, unfortunately we do not posses this animal you call Quail”

I chucked at the princess, “Don’t worry, I was only naming as many meats that came to my head, I only require Chicken, Turkey, Bacon and steak, and if you have any, some salt would go well with it, tonight I would like specifically some Bacon and Steak, with salt and pepper, and a good old Salad with Lettuce, Cucumbers, Cheese, Tomato and...That’s it actually, if that isn’t too much, thank you very much.”

The Princess stared at me, dumb folded, I did not know that this Human was capable of eating such a large amount of food.

“Oh, and can you make it a big piece of Steak? Like, half a plate big? Thanks! I would also like it medium rare, 10 pieces of crispy Bacon, Tomatoes and Cucumbers sliced, not diced, Chicken and Turkey roasted, and make that a whole Chicken and Turkey. I am so incredibly hungry; I haven’t eaten in 5 days...”

“As you wish, are you sure that this isn’t too much food?” Celestia asked with concern and slight surprise, she was studying me closely while writing down what food I had ordered, “Haha, I feel like a waitress.”

I chuckled at her statement, “It certainly feels like I’m at a restaurant, besides the fact that I’m in a
hospital bed, and naked...Do you know if...Rarity? Is that it?” She nodded, “Right, do you know if she accepted to make me some clothes?”

She nodded again, “yes she has, but first she needs some measurements, so you will need to go to her boutique, and she will get her measurements.”

Guess I’ll need to wear a towel or something, I laughed a bit at my thoughts, Celestia looked at me in confusion.

“Is something funny?”

I waved it off, “Nah, was just laughing at my thoughts is all”

She persisted, “What were they?”

I shrugged, “I was thinking that I’ll need to wear a towel or something while she is getting her measurements”

She didn't find it as funny as I did, no sense of humour in this one, sad, Celestia stood for a moment, trying to find the right words of what she was about to say next.

“If you would please, I would like to know more about you”

I lay there silent for a few moments, I’m not going to tell her, my past isn’t dark, nor pretty, I have some bad experiences, as-well as anger problems, emotional problems, physical abuse by others, emotional and psychological.

“I’m sorry Princess, but I cannot tell you anything”

The Princess looked disappointed as-well as sad, “So be it” she leaned down a little bit, “I did not want to do this, but you leave me no choice”

As she said her last words, her horn started to glow, she leaned her horn to my head, and they touched.

My life, she could see all of it, from birth to death, 15 years past by in mere minutes, two specific experiences caught her attention.

(Memory 1) My School, Year 7, Late 2010, fourth Term of school

I was 12 years old, last week of school, I was walking from my schools oval to the middle area, on the way I ran into one specific person, who I wish I had never met.

My bully

“Hello there Julian, how are you today?” My bully was the same age as me, his name was Amir, he was a fat Lebanese fuck head, fuck off you Lebanese dick weed, I don’t want any shit from you.

“I’m fine, now if you’ll excuse me-“I was cut off as I tried to walk past him, but his fat body was in my way.

“Where do you think you’re going huh? I want to have some fun with you today” he brought up his fists.

“Fine, you know what? I’m sick of your shit you fucking Lebanese fuck-tard, I want you, and your fucking friends to go fuck off, or I will beat you, I will let out my anger that I have been storing for this one moment, I will go off at you and no teacher will stop me from doing what I am about to do...so you have one warning, fuck off, or I will beat you so hard, your fucking parents won’t recognize you.”

Amir turned to his two companions beside him, “Haha, you think you can beat me? If you can’t even beat my friends here, get him boys!”

As he said this his friends lunged at me with right and left hooks, both at the same time, I stepped back a bit, and they punched each other in the hand, “Bring it on you fuck-nuts, and after I’m done with you two,” I pointed to Amir “You are next”
We resumed our fighting, the one on the right was an Italian boy, named Michele (Mich-el-e), we called him Macca, the other was a Irish kid named Patrick, we called him Pat.

Macca went for the hook again, I was fast enough to counter it, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer, I punched him in the face with a quick jab and managed to dodge Patrick as he tried to help his friend, he came from behind and punched me in the side of the head, I let go of Michele and swung a right hook at Patrick, he tried to dodge by jumping back, but I managed to get him in the sides.

As Patrick fell on the ground, I turned to see Michele running at me with his fist drawn back, I was ready as he made for his jab, I ducked under him and jabbed him in the gut, be stopped and leaned forward and wrapped his arms around his stomach, because he was stupid enough to lean forward, I brought my right knee into his face, breaking his already damaged nose, he fell on the ground, broken nose, black eye, face bleeding like crazy.

Patrick was struggling to stand, I slowly walked up to him and he noticed me, he threw his arms in front of him in defense, “I give up! Please!” he looked up at me with pleading eyes.

“Fine, just get the fuck out of here; I don't want to see you ever again.” Patrick managed to get to his feet as he limped off, he went to walk past his 'friend' Amir, but as he was, he brought his fist into his stomach, causing Patrick to fall to the ground groaning.

“Dude! What the fuck?!” I yelled at him, he has no remorse for the weak, “He gave up, he can't fight, why would you do that?”

He stepped forward and cracked his knuckles, “Because I don't want any interference, now that you have been weakened by my buddies here, it will be easier to beat you up!”

I scowled at him, “Keep fucking dreaming asshole, before this is over, you will wish you never met me.” (AN: Cliché I know, but that's actually what I said), I decided to play on the defensive, wait for him to attack, as I sit back and counter.

He did, first move was Amir, he jumped forward for the left hook, I ducked under it and punched him in his fat stomach, I didn't look hurt, but because of my position he tried to knee me in the face, I quickly grabbed his knee and threw his leg in the air, causing him to lose balance and fall on his back, I jumped over him and started to repeatedly punch him in the face.

“You stupid fat fuck! You deserve every beating I'm giving you!” he manage to punch me in the face to get me off him, this time he was on top of me, his massive weight was enough to suffocate me if he sat on my chest, but before he could do anything, I punched him in the nose, breaking it.

“Fuck you! I fucking hate you!” I kneed him in spine, causing him to fall over groaning in pain, I got up and decided to go for the cheap shot, just to get the satisfaction of seeing him cry, I raised my foot getting ready to kick him as hard as I could, because he was on his back, and his eyes closed, he could not see it coming, my kick heading straight for his balls.

“AHHHHHHH!!” he screamed so loud that half the school could hear, some teachers turned from their classes to see what was happening, they saw two unconscious bodies on the ground, one standing, one of the floor rolling and groaning in pain.

I smiled smugly and evilly at him, “I told you no teacher was going to stop me, even though we all hate you, it's part of their job, they will come in when they believe you have had enough.” After I said this I brought up my foot to his face, it was covered in blood, his nose was broken off to the right side of his face, and both of his eyes were swollen.

I was about to stomp that mother-fucker in the face, before the principle came over, “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!” his voice caused me to stop in my tracks, I smiled at him.

“These three assholes tried to beat me up, self defense isn't as bad as starting the fight.”

He nodded, “You're right, but you cannot walk away from this UN-punished, meet me in my office tomorrow morning, we will discuss your punishment with the others.”

I sighed and walked away.

(Memory 2) My School, Year 7, Late 2010, fourth Term of school (2 days after the fight, and 2 days before school finished)

I was walking through the school grounds, my punishment was a 1 day suspension, (AN: My school was a private school so the punishments weren't that bad, and it's the last few days so it's pointless) I was about to meet my Girlfriend for lunch, every day we'd hang out during lunch and talk, but today was different, today I was going to make my move.

I noticed her sitting down on a bench, eating her lunch, I approached her and gave her a quick hug, “Hey there, how's it going?”

She shrugged, “Not bad, yourself?’

I shrugged as-well, “Besides getting the satisfaction of beating up that fucking cunt, pretty shit, my parents grounded me for fighting, half of the school is either scared of me or they just thank me for beating him up, oh, and also receiving some hate messages from his family on Facebook, so yeah, pretty shit”

She looked pretty sad by my explanation, “I'm sorry about that” she got up and gave me a big hug, I returned the hug as I sighed.

“I'm just sick of this shit, I have hardly any friends, your my only friend,” I never cared for calling her names like babe it's to cheesy in my opinion.

She looked at me with seriousness, “You know that's not true, you have plenty of friends”

I raised an eyebrow, “care to tell me some?”

She stuttered, thinking of some names, “umm....”

I laughed, “See? You're the only one who likes me more than a friend, and for that, I thank you”

I leaned forward to kiss her on the lips, My first kiss, this was the best moment in my life, she pulled back after a few seconds and looked at me shocked.

“I'm sorry, I don't like you like that anymore”, now it was my turn to look shocked

“But...we've been going out for years!” I yelled at her, I was not only angry, but sad, I fucking knew this would happen!

“I know...but...I...I like someone else” I got up, and began to walk away, “Where are you going? Did I mean that little to you?”

I stopped walking, I turned around and looked back to her, so much hate and anger, “You meant everything to me, you know I have no friends, without you, I'm alone, and might I ask who it is?”

She stopped for a moment, “P-Patrick”

I flared with anger, “PATRICK!? WHY?!”

She looked back at me, sadness in her eyes, “because, I don't know why, but I just know”

I stopped myself from screaming, the anger that I have built up in myself over the years has just increased drastically, I walked off without another word, I could hear her calling for me, I turned around and shouted, “FUCK OFF! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE!” after that she stopped calling for me.

After that day, I've been so depressed, I loved her, but she didn't me, but I don't care anymore, because of that day, I've been unsuccessful with the other relationships I've tried, so I eventually gave up trying.

Oh, did I forget to mention that I once got so emotional that I punched a wall because of nothing? Yeah, all because of that...

Ponyville Hospital (after witnessing my memories)

I looked at Celestia, who had a mixture of shock, sadness and remorse, I was fuming with anger, I was forced to witness past memories that I had wished I could just forget about.

“Get out” I looked at her, she looked at me, not moving or changing

“Get the fuck out, NOW!” she still didn't move

“FUCKING GET OUT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU DID! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!” she stopped from her trance and looked at me, she only nodded and walked out

Before leaving she turned and said, “I'm sorry”

I turned to face her, “Leave”, I was still pissed at her, and she had no right to do that. Oh god how I was pissed, so fucking pissed I wanted to smash my head into the wall repeatedly

Tomorrow is the last day in this hell hole.

Author's Note

These events did happen, but they might have been exaggerated slightly.... only slightly
never actually kissed her, still to this day, have not kissed a girl on the lips (sad world)

Temp Hiatus

I know this isn't want you want to hear, but, Sorry to say, that my story 'I'm Sorry, What?' will be on temp Hiatus, I will be starting a new story called; 'Redemption of A Death Knight' WoW crossover for anyone who doesn't know

Cancelled

Cancelled

Okay, so if you haven't seen my blog (which I bet you haven't) I have decided to cancel the story. However there will be a re-write

For more info check out my blog.

Author's Note

Sorry xD

What happened?

I woke up very slowly, and felt nothing but pain, an incredible amount of pain, all over my body, I opened both of my eyes, and was greeted by a light right above my head, it was blinding to say the least and I instantly closed them again, after a couple of seconds, I opened them again, I look around the room, to notice I was in the hospital, I could hear a faint Beep Beep Beep as to what I though was the heart monitor, I groaned through the incredible amount of pain and slowly looked down at the rest of my body, I was covered in a giant cast, one which you see people covered in when they have all their bones broken.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I couldn't hold it back, the pain was unbearable, I shouted as loud as I could and for at least 10 seconds before the screaming was causing the pain to increase in my lungs, I fell limp on the bed and groaned once more, a few seconds later my family was in the room with the doctor staring at me, all on the verge of tears, including me, there were both my brothers, older and younger, Tom and William, Step-Dad and Mum, Ben and Amanda, and finally my Dad, whom which I haven't seen for years, he was just standing there, crying silently.

"Dad..." was all I could manage to say, before my lungs sent a jolt of pain throughout my body and I leaned back and squeezed my eyes shut, I groaned once more.

"Shh...it's okay Julian, every thing's going to be fine" I could feel myself starting to cry, I knew I was dying, the pain was incredible, I slowly opened my eyes again to be greeted with the rest of my family crying.

"What happened?" I can't remember anything about what happened before.

"'You were hit by a car, the person responsible has been charged with Hit and Run, Speeding and Manslaughter" I stared shocked at my mom.

"Manslaughter? but I'm not dead...well at least not yet" I said under my breath.

"You were in a coma for months, the Doctors were surprised you even woke up" Ben explained, I could feel myself going cold, I knew what was happening.

"I'm so cold...I don't want to go...not now" I was now full-out crying, so was my family, to my surprise, Tom, walked up to me and hugged me tightly, I could feel the pain increase, but I didn't care, I was dying, I was to sad to even scream in pain, he slowly pulled away and said to me in a comforting voice.

"Love you bro, always will and always have" I cried even more, I have never heard Tom say that to me before, sure he said he loved me, but not like that, never like that, I could feel myself slowly slipping away, I looked back at the rest of my family, then feel back on the bed, with my last few breaths I said

"Goodbye....everyone....don't....forget....I love...you all" and with that, I fell back on the bed, now dead, my family staring at my lifeless body, now crying so hard, that all the other rooms could hear, not even the long Beeeeeep of the heart monitor was heard, the Doctor slowly pulled the sheets over my body, I was now....falling?