The Life of Hooves

by keno909

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Romance
Length: 1071

Six ponies have to Leave Ponyville

One day as Kendal, Epic, Nerdy, Flame-head, Derpo, and Marshmallow go on a quest to save ponykind, meeting up with some ponies that seem…strange…Wait, is that Discord?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-20 23:00:40 UTC

the new village

     Ok ok weve been walking for two hours help us Celestia. Suddenly we see a village ahead. '' Guys look'' said Derpo '' A village''. Then the six of us run there. We made it to the village. Suddenly a white coated red haired princess flies down. '' I am princess Mystique'' said the princess. '' lame'' said Derpo.Then a orange light goes around him then he gets thrown in a garbage can. '' Not a nice princess'' I thought.'' You guys might be thirsty after your walk'' said Princess Mystique. '' Yeah'' said the guys. As i was following i see a shadow in an alley. '' Are you ok ''I asked the mare. ''Escord is ruining our lives.  hes the one behind it all''.Now where have I heard that name. Its familier. Then i said'' I will stop him'' oh thank you pathetic boy''. What the what. Then the mare became a discord looking thin- ooooooooooooooooohhh . 'You a stupid pony will stop moi '' Escord said. '' Ha ha ha'' then Flamehead comes '' Leave him alone you thing'' Flamehead said. '' Bwa!!'' said Escord. ''Im outies'' Flamehead said and he left. Oh boy now what.

escord

  How bad I wanted to punch this guy in the nose. But when i tried he turned me into.......... Hansel!!!!!!! '' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah'' laughed Escord ''  ''Change me back'' I said. Then when he did he kicked me all the way to Mystiques castle. '' ow'' I said faintly. Then Escord came in. ''ah'' we shrieked. Marsh was more high pitched.'' Ha ha ha you ponies die'' then Escored stepped on me. ''heeelp'' I said softly. To me I could not breath. I got stepped on at least 8-9 times. After he was gone I got k.o ed. '' Get up'' I can hear. '' Get him some water'' says another voice. '' Get up buddy''. Then I faint

defeating escord part 1

      I lay there dead still. the scene at Ponyville. R.D. kissed me on the mouth!! '' kendal!!'' '' kendal!!'' I wake up. what!!! Im in Ponyville. Then as I look around my body I see scratces. Then I see my friends. Oh god its not a dream.  I lay back thinking of Escord. god. This is stupid and utterly... well stupid. Then I tell the guys about Escord. '' wow'' they all say. Idiots. We go to try to find escord... no luck. You might be thinking why find Escord when your gonna die. Well we divised a plan. We actually made up a new elements of harmony. It was Marshes idea. Nitwit.

defeating escord part2

                    This is not a good plan. We found Escord. Theres only one thing to do. Run!!!!!!!!!!! We run with the the elements that Flamehead made. Rarity taught him. We try stoning him but it didnt work. Frienship is stupid. lol. Its working? I mean its working there is a rainbow. Kind of immature and girly but its working. We stoned him. ''omg'' I heard marsh say.'' My brain hurts why do I get the crown'' I say. Suddenly a note comes its from Twi. It says,'' Dear guys how is it over there? You must have a nice queen. I miss you guys .Dont forget to write back! love Twi''. '' Well who knowes how to breath fire'' I say.

end for now

                Gosh last page. So its the end well I mean the journal but I will write more adventures of us. So this is sudden right when we came we were new now look. were acting like the other six... ew! So I guess this is goodbye for now. But wait leave a comment on what other dudes I should put.Like for ex: Nightmare sun. lol. So follow me. I hope that you too will write a story about us six I really hope. So bye and the next adventure will be good, and thats a promise.

Leaving Ponyville

           My goodness...this is so stupid, where to start...Okay.

One day in Ponyville, Epic (or my OC) and Twilight were having a chat.

''I heard Princess Celestia is going to send you guys on a quest," said Epic. He was a yellow unicorn stallion, with purple eyes and brown mane and tail, looking similar to Silverstreak. "I'll miss you''.

''I know," said Twilight. "Hopefully she won't make us be gone forever''. Well, she did. she sent us on a quest through Pony Desert a desert place where every pony dies. Can this day get any worse? '' You guys will be gone forever there is a village near the way'' said Princess Celestia. Spoke too soon I guess. Oh I forgot to tell you about the guys. Epic: A pony with brown hair and a yellowish coat his gf is Twilight sparkle, Marshmallo: Hes very shy and he is going steady with Fluttershy, Flamehead: Fun fact when he flies he goes on fire also hes going out with Rarity. Wow!!, Nerdy: All he cares about is homework and math facts, Derpo: You want to know about him? Read about Derpy hes like her exactly, and theres me a typical pony not going out with anybody. its sad. anyhoo back to the story. We leave and we can see some ponies cry. Strangers. Creepy.Then were off, before we left Twilight kisses Epic. and it wasnt a peck. Rarity was soft crying. and Pinky a Waterfall crying. Yeesh. And before we left Rainbow Dash came to me. Gulp. And we kissed. Then we were off.

urixy

                    Glad thats over yeesh im running out of pages. Then I get shocked. then I see a Trixy looking mare. '' I am Urixy she says. Havent we had enough puns today? '' I will destroy Mareville''. Really Mareville? Then I get zapped again. Then she breaks our elements. Good bye elements.I dodge a bolt and she hits Nerdy. lol hes a loser. What is with her. I hate pu- wait derpo is a pun for derpy. I hate life. Then she lifts up the castle and throws it on top of me. Really does the whole world hate me. Help im running out of pages fast she lifts it up and puts it on top of Epic. Finally im not in pain. Then she hits me with Nerdies glasses. Wow.