My Little Humans

My head started pounding, but I was hearing voices, my eyes weren't open yet, but I was awake. When I opened my eyes, I examined the world around me, and it…it was colorful, a colorful hospital. The walls around me were like they were painted by a cartoonist, and the walls, as well. I looked out the window, and the sky was bright blue, like a painting, and the clouds were perfectly rounded, like they were drawings. I figured, since my head was pounded, I must have hit my head, and I was imagining all of this. “What is this? I must be dreaming or something” I said to myself, filled with curiosity, “Or maybe the hospital has me on some medication…”  I was trying to think to myself what was wrong with me, but then another thought struck me, where was Alex? “Alex. Where are you?” I said, I was worried that he was dead at the least, he was the first one to go through, whatever that thing was. “I’m on the other side, genius,” He answered from the other side of the tarp that separated me and him. “They have me on some medication, no thanks to you, now the whole room looks weird.” I assumed that we were both on some medicine; but why would we be seeing the same thing?

Just then, a female voice was heard over the intercom, “Would Nurse Redheart please report to room 353, the patients need assistance.” That name, Nurse Redheart, I've heard that name before, but at school or anywhere else, I heard it on television, but I couldn't remember what show. The door opened and the nurse walked in. “Hello there, you had quite a trip, haven’t you? You almost would've drowned if she hadn't flown you out of there!” she said with a comforting voice. “I know, I've would've been” I froze, when I turned to see her face. I couldn't believe my eyes, I thought my mind was playing tricks on me at first, but know, the Nurse I was looking at was very real. She was a pony, an actual My Little Pony “Pony”, the exact same Nurse Redheart that was from the show, standing right there in front of my hospital bed. “Are you alright” she said with a concerned look, “You look frightened.” My heart was at the pit of my stomach, I couldn't believe that it was a cartoon pony actually talking to me. I didn't know what to say; never in my life did I see such an amazing thing.

“No, I’m fine, it’s just, my head hurts,” I said nervously. She went up to me and felt my head with her hoof. “You seem to be alright to me!” she said with a smile on her face, “You can leave any time you want, just don’t make a mess.” She left the room with another word, the door closed, and I started talking to Alex. “Can you believe that!?!” I said astounded by what I was just talking to, “That was a pony! An actual pony! How is that even possible? Scientist can’t even explain this! This is unbelievable!” I was so excited at what just happened. I couldn't contain it. Alex, however, was pissed beyond belief. “UNBELIEVABLE MY ASS, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, YOU CAN BE SURE OF THAT!” Alex said, dead serious. He seemed more terrified than angry though, I know I would if I was a self-centered jerk with a undying hate for bronies. “You know what, I kill you right now!” He pulled away the curtain, and he started yelling, “WHAT THE HELL!?!”  I was amazed, Alex, the number one brony hater was a PONY himself! And by the looks of it, so was I! “Good golly gumdrops!” I said, “We’re ponies! We’re actually ponies!” Alex jumped out of his bed, “YOU’RE GOING TO BE A DEAD PONY ONCE I’M FINISHED WITH YOU, DANIEL!” He jumped out of his bed, but immediately feel face down. “Why can’t I stand up?” I jumped out of bed on all fours, “You can’t walk, you trot, you’re a pony now remember?”

He stood up and looked at himself. He was a blue pony with a white blue mane, standing at any normal height a pony would be at in the show. He turned to me, “Am I NAKED!?! Not only am I a pony, with you, in some weird acid trip, but I’m NAKED!?!

I rolled my eyes,

“No, you’re not naked; a lot of ponies don’t wear clothes, it’s normal.” I said

“But we’re not ponies!” Alex responded.

“Well now, we are, and you’re going to have to deal with it one way or another.” I said.

Like a horse he snorted at me and we walked out of the door. We left the hospital and walked around town. It was incredible, exactly like the show, all the ponies were smiling, it was blissfully sunny, it’s the exact opposite of my world, where everyone judges you quickly, and almost everyone is depressed. However, Alex wasn't doing so well. “Well, how do we get back home?” he said to me. “Well first we have to find out how we got here in the first place, I think that light was some sort of magic that came from one of the unicorns here in Ponyville. He looked at me unsatisfied, “Magic? Are you stupid? I don’t care if the show uses it or not, but whatever’s going on with us, it isn't magic.” “I don’t think we can put much logic into this, magic seems to be our only key element for this world.” He rolled his eyes, “Alright, alright, whatever’s going on I just want to go home.” Then a thought rushed into my head, “I think I know a certain some-pony who can help us!” and yes, I said “Some-Pony” no one here is going to get what I mean by “somebody” so I might as well say that instead.

I started trotting as fast as I could. Alex caught up to me and said “Where are we going?” I looked at him with a big grin on my face and said, “Twilight’s Library!”