A strange world it is

I jolt waking up from what I think that I was blacked out I look around and I seem to be in a forest during daytime I look down at my legs a sword stabbed into the ground verticly in where you think it would be thankfully it NEARLY hit me almost costing me my genitals I pick up the sword and it turned out to be very lightwheight it actually looked like my brothers sword he bought on ebbay I started walking fearing the worst "I need to get out of this bloody forest" trying to copy the snipers voice from tf2 I wandered in the forest trying to look for an exit then i heard something "DAHH FUCK" I said while looking at a GIANT MANTICORE suddenly it took a first swipe at me nearly costing my life I started running untill i realised "WAIT what am I doing?!" I turned charging at the manticore preparing for it's mercyles death beating it with the sword not caring for the blinding blood splashing in my eyes and face when I noticed that it was dead I turned and said "Those Gory bloody video games saved my life, AND THEY SAID THEY WERE A WAIST OF TIME pfft!" i finally found a town but no one wandered it looked like i was in English countryside I walked in calling for someone and for help "HELLO anyone here, I'm lost, I'm no threat C'MON come out I heard what sounded like, MANTICORE, "C'MON MORE!" I yelled but i heard struggling like fighting? Then I found six pastel colored pony's one purple one orange, yellow, blue, pink, and white then the purple UNICORN started speaking "WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO SCARE THIS MANTICORE OFF BUT HOW?!" the purple unicorn noticed me so did I, she looked confused then she was flung by the maticore into a small building where the yellow pegusus cowered in fear I quickly flung myself at the manticore raising the sword and while it wasn't looking I beat it too death with all my strength even after it died the blue and orange creatures pulled me away from swinging at the carcass any longer "CHILL ITS DEAD C'MON!" the blue pegusus yelled "You're not making this easy are you!" The orange pony said in a southern accent while struggling to pull me away. I blacked out from exaustion. I awoke in a bed in what seemed a hollow tree that was furnished and with a library of it's own I looked around and heard vomiting coming from a restroom I overheard conversations "what do ya think he is?" clearly the orange pony askng "how you so sure it's male?" the blue pegusus said in a somewhat nagging tone while vomiting can still be heard in the backround "wait it's awake!" said the purple unicorn they all crowded around me even the yellow vomiting pegusus "Umm hellooo?" I said quietly and very shy "AHHHH it talks!" said the white unicorn then fainting shortly after then the yellow pegusus quickly going back to vomit "Uhh was it something i said?" i said sarcasticly. "um yeah." said the blue pegusus. "THIS IS SO FASINATING A NEW SPECIES THAT CAN TALK JUST LIKE US OHH I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS LIKE HO-!" quickly blabing her mouth until she was interupted by the orange pony "What she meant to say was what kind of critter are you?" the orange pony asking me "well first off i'm a human being, second I'm as confused and have as many questions as you all." I said in a normal tone. "and what are humans habits because what we saw on the streets wasn't pleasnt" said the orange pony in a nervous tone. "oh no i would never hurt you or anyone i was merely getting carried away on that one, and it was a manticore i slayed one in self defense in the woods earlier before that massacre." I said quietly on the last part. "what caused you to go all phsyco like that?!" said the blue pegusus worried in tone. "ugh i thought this was a dream, in reality i woud'nt have faced a deadly manticore EVER!" I said while twirling my fingers. "umm i guess we should introduce ourselves, my name is Twilight Sparkle."I'm Rainbow Dash."I'm Applejack."I'm PinkiePieIMPINKIEPIEIMPINKIEPIE!!!"I'm Fluttershy." "what about her?" I said pointing at the white unicorn. "oh thats Rarity, you gave her quite a scare if ya ask me." said Applejack. Suddenly Rarity jumped up and said "where, who,who said my  name?" "I did" said Applejack. "phew, i had a dream of a strange creature who saved us from manticore but could talk." Said Rarity. "Um that's reality Rarity." I said to Rarity. Rarity's eyes widened as she looked at me until she fainted,AGAIN