A strange world it is

by TallestPone

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1604

A gamer is experiencing technical difficulties landing in a strange world called Equestria with no idea how he got there and why he woke in a forrest and meeting a weird species that can talk and wonder what kind of species i was too adventure is her

This story is my first fic tell me what you think about it in the comments.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-22 04:41:59 UTC

Chapter One: MANTICORE, PONIES, WTF!

I jolt waking up from what I think that I was blacked out I look around and I seem to be in a forest during daytime I look down at my legs a sword stabbed into the ground verticly in where you think it would be thankfully it NEARLY hit me almost costing me my genitals I pick up the sword and it turned out to be very lightwheight it actually looked like my brothers sword he bought on ebbay I started walking fearing the worst "I need to get out of this bloody forest" trying to copy the snipers voice from tf2 I wandered in the forest trying to look for an exit then i heard something "DAHH FUCK" I said while looking at a GIANT MANTICORE suddenly it took a first swipe at me nearly costing my life I started running untill i realised "WAIT what am I doing?!" I turned charging at the manticore preparing for it's mercyles death beating it with the sword not caring for the blinding blood splashing in my eyes and face when I noticed that it was dead I turned and said "Those Gory bloody video games saved my life, AND THEY SAID THEY WERE A WAIST OF TIME pfft!" i finally found a town but no one wandered it looked like i was in English countryside I walked in calling for someone and for help "HELLO anyone here, I'm lost, I'm no threat C'MON come out I heard what sounded like, MANTICORE, "C'MON MORE!" I yelled but i heard struggling like fighting? Then I found six pastel colored pony's one purple one orange, yellow, blue, pink, and white then the purple UNICORN started speaking "WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO SCARE THIS MANTICORE OFF BUT HOW?!" the purple unicorn noticed me so did I, she looked confused then she was flung by the maticore into a small building where the yellow pegusus cowered in fear I quickly flung myself at the manticore raising the sword and while it wasn't looking I beat it too death with all my strength even after it died the blue and orange creatures pulled me away from swinging at the carcass any longer "CHILL ITS DEAD C'MON!" the blue pegusus yelled "You're not making this easy are you!" The orange pony said in a southern accent while struggling to pull me away. I blacked out from exaustion. I awoke in a bed in what seemed a hollow tree that was furnished and with a library of it's own I looked around and heard vomiting coming from a restroom I overheard conversations "what do ya think he is?" clearly the orange pony askng "how you so sure it's male?" the blue pegusus said in a somewhat nagging tone while vomiting can still be heard in the backround "wait it's awake!" said the purple unicorn they all crowded around me even the yellow vomiting pegusus "Umm hellooo?" I said quietly and very shy "AHHHH it talks!" said the white unicorn then fainting shortly after then the yellow pegusus quickly going back to vomit "Uhh was it something i said?" i said sarcasticly. "um yeah." said the blue pegusus. "THIS IS SO FASINATING A NEW SPECIES THAT CAN TALK JUST LIKE US OHH I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS LIKE HO-!" quickly blabing her mouth until she was interupted by the orange pony "What she meant to say was what kind of critter are you?" the orange pony asking me "well first off i'm a human being, second I'm as confused and have as many questions as you all." I said in a normal tone. "and what are humans habits because what we saw on the streets wasn't pleasnt" said the orange pony in a nervous tone. "oh no i would never hurt you or anyone i was merely getting carried away on that one, and it was a manticore i slayed one in self defense in the woods earlier before that massacre." I said quietly on the last part. "what caused you to go all phsyco like that?!" said the blue pegusus worried in tone. "ugh i thought this was a dream, in reality i woud'nt have faced a deadly manticore EVER!" I said while twirling my fingers. "umm i guess we should introduce ourselves, my name is Twilight Sparkle."I'm Rainbow Dash."I'm Applejack."I'm PinkiePieIMPINKIEPIEIMPINKIEPIE!!!"I'm Fluttershy." "what about her?" I said pointing at the white unicorn. "oh thats Rarity, you gave her quite a scare if ya ask me." said Applejack. Suddenly Rarity jumped up and said "where, who,who said my  name?" "I did" said Applejack. "phew, i had a dream of a strange creature who saved us from manticore but could talk." Said Rarity. "Um that's reality Rarity." I said to Rarity. Rarity's eyes widened as she looked at me until she fainted,AGAIN

Chapter two: The convincing disguise

After Rarity was carried off by Applejack and Rainbow dash I was left with Twilight, Pinkypie and Fluttershy who finally stopped throwing up for what seemed an eternity. "i have many questions too ask you, first off are you a Omnivore, carnivore, herbivore , second where can there be more of your species lurking?" she continued but when she said that last part i felt alone thinking of my friends, family, and the situation I was in, and where I would eat and sleep of course, but that was just my stomach talking.

Twilight continued talking "and also what do you know of your anatomy, and do you have a certain diet or identical to our's an-?!" I stopped her from talking anymore "Okay, okay calm yourself twilight i'm sure i can answer your questions later but whats more important is my answers so slow down ka'y, first of all i'm an omnivore and i'm possibly not even from this dimension and actually manticores, pegusus, and unicorns are fantasy stories from my world or mythology, we have tons more too but no time to go into detail, and we also are the only creatures to speak on our planet, and have a very interesting and long as far as we can trace back, history."

I said while Twilight wrote with a levitating quill as quick as a fighter jet could fly. "aaaaannnnnnddddd done!" said twilight while looking very pleased with her paper. "can you al-" twilight said getting interupted with the grandfather clock strike midnight "i guess its late, lets find a place for you to sleep." suprisingly Fluttershy and Pinkypie had left during the conversation without a trace.

"you can sleep on the couch, SPIKE!" twilight yelled as if she was calling someone then a small purple green dragon appeared confronting twilight. "COME ON it's the middle of the night twi-, umm what, who is that?" the little dragon backed away hiding behind twilight's leg. "come on spike it's just...wait you never mentioned your name?" "my name is Landon Okkey." i said while bending down to give what was it SPIKE a handshake "umm, how do you do" said Spike nervously shaking my hand.

"your name is not very specific, why?" said twilight pushing Spike to get the couch. "completely different cultures" I said to twilight. "Right of course." twilight agreed. finally Spike dragged the couch into position. "UGG i HUFF got the PUFF couch." spike said exausted and fell face flat. "ok i guess i should sleep too come on spike." Spike gets up immediatly and follows twilight to bed.

The next morning I wake up with my eyes still closed "weird dream?" I open my eyes and realize "ohh yeah not a dream." I say seeing twilight writing right next too me. "good morning" said twilight "what are you doing?" I say as she finishes "oh nothing just recording your mucsle movements and well your actual movment of course." "WHY?!" I question her. "because your not going around town looking like a monster with a taste for meat and arrows." Twilight points out.

"good point but why not keep me here safely and why the recording of things?" i try to suggest an option. "well we don't need anypony walking around my windows seeing a creepy alien, from their perspective." "but how are you going to disguise a six foot human into a 3 foot pony ?" "with a little magic spell is all." said twilight with a grin on her face. "i found out how to turn anything into a pony, pegusus, unicorn, and alicorn but i had to see how your muscle and bones moved so it isn't very painfull but it will still be meh a little painfull." said twilight. "wait is there some sort of reverse spell for that?!" I ask worried i might be stuck as a fucking pony. "of course there is, don't worry, now lets get this spell right." Twilight said as her horn glowed brightly. "IM HAVING SECOND THOUGH-!" I was about to finish my sentence until a giant orb of light charged at me hitting me then everything became blurry and dizzy until i ultimatley blacked out.

I woke up the same way i blacked out blurry and dizzy i saw the six pony's surounding me.I couldn't fell my fingers or even my entire hand or toes and feet I felt like i couldn't stand normally or stand at all. I was about to speak by putting my right hand up but instead a FUCKING dark yellow dull hoof was in my face the room became dizzy and blurry again my last thought was, I cant belive it worked I...I...am a pegusus, then I passed out...