The Ghetto (West Side)

by justingreg30

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Slice of Life, Crossover, Human
Length: 3

White male moves into the west side and his life is completely changed.

I have just recently moved to the Bronx the ghetto area of the Bronx to be more specific I moved to the west side or atleast that's what everyone's been calling it. I don't even remember why I moved here. It's a rough area with alot of violence and its really scary. People here live a tough life and there are plenty of fights. Just a week ago I got into a quarrel myself but also possibly found a new friend that will have my back.
This is how it went. I was walking down the streets. Just walking and getting familiar with the area. That's when I accidently tripped over a man that was double the size of me. I think he thought I tripped him on purpose. That's when he tried to attack me and I found a new friend (possibly). This is how it went. He got up after I tripped him and said.
" Did you just trip me. Nigga I will beat the shit out of you, nigga just cuz you white don't think I won't rip yo face off and eat it"
Then I reply
" I am…. I didn't…
" White ass I gon pun-"
That's when my possible friend came in and blocked his arm from hitting me right in my so called "white ass" face.
"Heh he tryna help the white ass" says the guy I accidentally tripped
"My name is not quote unquote he it is Joseph"
"Oh you the tiny ass mother fucker that's apart of that group, the one we fuckin rival"
" People also call me the arm breakster cuz I can brist or twist and break an arm in a jiff" says Joesph
That's when he took the guy's arm and "bristed" it. I was just watching. Eventually the breakster stopped bristing the guys arm and grabbed me by the hand and told me to run. He brought me into his house and told me to stay until he was gone so I say to the breakster:
"Thanks! You saved me"
"No prob nigga you new here… Ah what's ya name" said the breakster wonderously
"Oh it's Steven but you can call me Steve"
" Aight we gotta teach you Da Rulez of da Streetz for da west side nigga"
That's when 3 other guys come down and I figure out that they're apart of the breaksters gang. And in their gang they try to help people who need it when they're in trouble like The breakster helped me. But they have had… let's just say close calls with the police.
"Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo Steve this ma crew right here right here iz Pedro but we call him Spicy Guacamole or Spicy Guac or SG for short. This is Saneev but we call him TwoKurryz he definetly da funniest along with Spicy Guac. Both of them can act like idiots or just pick fights and they always win. How? Buy frustrating the opponent while making fun of them. They run fast too so they can tire the enemy just by running around. They also anger the person so much that they use all their force in the beginning and have no power for later on TwoKurryz and Spicy Guac anger them while frustrating them too so they don't get hit." explains the breakster
" Yes we frustrate the nigga and the fuck straight bitches" says TwoKurryz
" Ya, and Steven befo I introduce no mAn lo mAn i gotza tell ya. You best respect our differences like our accents or you not gon' make it with us or no one. You won't make it here in the West Side. Ya hearz me." explains breakster
I reply:
"Ya definetly that won't be a problem".

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-21 13:59:02 UTC

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