Big Mac's Big Day

by MemoryLane

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1115

Big Mac goes out to pick up some dinner

Big Mac goes out to retrieve his meal from a nearby diner.

I'm so so sorry for this…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-21 22:50:02 UTC

I regret nothing

It was a lively and rather shady afternoon in Ponyville. The birds were singing, the wind was whooshing, and ponies were clamoring up and down the streets.

Big Macintush was making his way to the diner. He had ordered his favorite meal, and was currently on his way to pick it up from the said place. He couldn’t wait to finally dig into his rose petal sandwich, and double order of hay fries.

“What a wonderful day.” The rather large stallion cheered upon skipping merrily to his destination. It had been a rough day. Applebitch is still doing the same thing she always was, pickin’ apple after fucking apple in her orchard. She spent more time in the fields than a black man.

The last time Big Mark remembered was Applebloom playing in the cider cellar with her friend, Scootaloo. He couldn’t remember exactly what they were doing, but by the sounds of various grunts, squeals, neighs, and sobs, he knew that they were having a good time. At least nothing was on fire.

Mac-in-the-box was about four blocks away from his destination when he ran smack dab into Fluttershy. The pony flew back a good five feet before landing on the ground in a sprawled out, and rather sexy mess.

“Oopsie. Sorry ‘bout that. Lemme give ya a hoof.” Big Macklemore stated. He grabbed the pegasususus’ hooves and helped her up to which she let out a startled yelp.

“Oh my! I’m so sorry!” She gasped while looking at Big Macdonalds burly chest. The stallion tilted his head in confusion, before following her gaze, only to realize that Fluttershy had accidentally bitten him, and that he was slightly bleeding.

“Don’t worry. It’s fine.” He replied, but Fluttershy wanted none of it.

“I can make it feel better!” She announced, before getting on her knees in the busy marketplace. Big Mac looked left and right nervously. Fluttershy licked her hoof and rubbed Big Dick’s chest in a lame attempt to clean off the blood. He wasn’t ready. He felt his meaty frosting dispenser slowly grow as he felt the sting of the saliva mix with his wound. He reeled back his head in orgasmic bliss.

Fluttershy kept trying to get the blood off, but it was to no avail. That shit wasn’t going anywhere. She heard Big Macdoodle grunt above her. When she had realized, it was too late. Big Mac jizzed spurt after spurt of his delicious, white marshmallow cream. He drenched the pegasi that was right in his beef rocket’s path as he groaned even louder, as she let out a wail of distress. Ponies stopped to stare, while other males began to jack off to the wondrous sight. A little colt and his father were fapping in a furious fashion at the predicament. The father eventually came in the colts mouth. The kid died later due to childhood obesity.

Big Mac’s face turned the color of my girlfriend’s period blood, and ran away in a hurry, his limp dick creating a trail of cum as he trotted. Fluttershy help out her hooves, still on her knees. She shouted in a pleading fashion. “Aren’t we gonna cuddle?” She was so sticky it looked like Spider Man had took a giant Spider shit on her entire body.

“NIGGA PLEASE!” Big Limp Dick shouted as he ran as fast as he could away from Fluttershy, who sobbed slowly. Fluttershy soon developed a bukkake fetish, where she eventually drowned in cum and died.

Mig Bac ran to the opposite side of town. Sure, he was very far from his destination now, but it was worth it. He didn’t want to cause attention or nothing. That ain’t how he roll.

Anyways, he trotted down the street. Not looking both ways because Big Mac don’t give a fuck. This time, he ran into Sweetie Belle, who was more hyper than Pinkie when she drank all that cocaine and sniffed all that red bull.

“Hi Big Mac!” Sweetie Belle cheered upon seeing her best friends brother.

Big Smalls took one look at Sweetie Belle, and lost all control. That white, plush ass. The curly mane. It was too much to bear. With another orgasmic yell, he tilted back his head and released his soggy seed all over the tiny little child, who didn’t seem to resist at all. If anything, that whore enjoyed it.

She giggled as she was doused in the unknown goo sauce. The filly seemed to splash around in it for a little bit, before ultimately tasting it out of curiosity. Big Magazine stood there, appalled.

“What’s this?” SweetieBob asked while holding up some of the goop. She was now doused in the stuff, and it was a little hard for her to breathe as there was so much on her face and body. But she managed.

Before Big Balls could answer, Rarity decided to stroll in out of nowhere. She took one look at her younger sister and her mouth dropped faster than Big Mac’s testicals when he accidently saw his Applebloom in the shower.

“W...I don’t even...!” She spoke as she watched her little sister do semen angels in the ground.

“STOP RAIT THERE!” A policeman shouted from behind him. Apparently, he was watching the whole time, and after yanking the johnson for a few minutes, he decided to step in. He pulled out a gun and was wearing a cliche mustache.

“Whoa! I...It’s not my-” Big Mac spoke, but the policeman just didn’t seem to give a fuck.

“BULLSHIT!” He shouted at the top of his lungs. He tried to fire at the burly, but sexy, stallion, but he ducked, sending the bullet flying into Carl Sagan, who happened to be observing the situation.

Big Titties then proceeded to ejaculate his baby goo on the policepony.

Big Mac jumped and ran as far as he could. He had Rarity tailing him, redder than Big Mac’s almighty dick at the whole situation. The policeman also gave chase, along with a group of anti-feminists who thought that using girls as cum-rags were “not okay”.

Big Mac trotted back to the farm, and hid like a bitch behind Applejack, who was joyously masturbating in solitude in the fields.

The policeman went up to the orange slut and smacked her face for not being best pony, which was obviously Pinkie Pie. “You’re brother has been jizzing over ponies all morning!”

Applejack simply tilted her head. “Again?”

Big Mac simply stood there, pinching his nipple in one hoof, and putting the other on his stomach. After all this, he still didn't get his rose petal sandwich, and double order of hay fries.

Da end.