why cant bosses ever stay dead?
-battleon-
It was a snowy day in battleon and everyone was doing their stuff, yulgar was smithing, and Hans was busy running the weapons shop, robina was running her ranged shop up the street, warlic was experimenting with his magics and twilly was at the entrance of battleon. in a far place to the east however a lone man was sneaking through a fortress, hoping to find the cult rumored to be trying to resurrect carnax, but because our hero isn't lucky, he stumbles upon the cult after they successfully finish the spell that resurrects carnax.
"Crap, I guess I got here too late," grumbles the hero.
"YES AND NOW OUR LORD AND MASTER SHALL RISE ONCE AGAIN," cried the cult leader.
"Guess imma going to have to take you down, BATTLEON," the hero cries charging at the group, and brandishing the big 100K, and using the power gifted to him by the guardians, senses the weakness of his foes which is light as the big 100k changes from dark to light.
"YOU WONT STOP US," cries the cult as they rush at him.
-four fights later-
"Phew, its a good thing that I had so many health potions," the hero says as he loads up Fred.
"Humph, you're lucky that I I'm carrying all your crap, but I guess the adventures are worth it," Fred replies.
"I feel like I'm forgetting something," the hero says as he starts going out the exit door.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"Ahh crap, I forgot about carnax didn't I?," the hero asks as he slouches.
"Indeed," Fred says as he and the guardian turn around and watch as the mountain heaves and out rises carnax, but instead of marching upon battleon. he turns and starts towards the east, so the guardian using his extreme dexterity he climbs up the right leg of carnax and eventually reaches the temple on his back. after three days of walking and one magic summon of Fred, they reach a huge clearing and there, our hero witnesses three of lore's greatest villains gather; the Seekrat, the Devourer, and Carnax.
"Hello fellow villains, we have tried many times to destroy lore but have failed, so this time instead of one of us attacking it, the three of us will!!," the Seekrat cried.
"Don't worry I brought us a hero, and he will be our first victim," Carnax said as he magically teleports our hero and Fred into the middle of the clearing, so they began charging a magic blast that combined all of the magical power of the three, but using that much magic can cause some weird results, and as the blast was fired something strange happened. instead of killing our hero, it sent him hurtling through space and time, for what seemed like an eternity but was really 5 seconds, our hero falls through a portal on the edge of a mysterious forest and feints.
-west side of everfree forest-
"I cant thank you enough for helping me identify the local flora and fauna," Twilight says to Fluttershy as they pick through the leaves.
"Oh its a pleasure twilight, but what do you need them for?" Fluttershy asks.
"I'm going to make medicines out of the leaves in case one of us gets way to sick to go the hospital," Twilight answers, but Fluttershy wasn't paying attention to her. she was instead paying attention to the camp, where a creature covered in silver was laying next to a fire where a strong looking donkey was watching over him.
"Umm, excuse me," she softly calls to them but the donkey doesn't hear her. " EXCUSE ME" she calls a little louder and this time he hears her and turns his head, but as soon as he looks away from the forest a large group of frogzards leap from the bushes.
"Battleon!!!!" Fred cries as he charges and crashes head long into the group knocking a few out, but when they hit the ground they dissipate into particles and fly into Fred, but he doesn't take notice as he charges down the last few and they do the same.
"What..... were..... those.....?" puffed Twilight because she had run to join the small battle.
"Those were frogzards, vicious, stupid, and cannot be reasoned with," Fred said.
"But where did they come from?" Fluttershy asks.
"I guess the spell used by the villains transported more than just me and Fred here to your dimension, and thank you Fred I owe you one," says the hero sitting up, but not doing much more.
"You nearly died, but thanks to the armor you were spared from death," Fred said, "but you wont be able to move for at least 4 days."
"Its okay, I can cast heal deep wounds," the hero replies as he is covered in a purple mist and all the spots where he is injured close up.
"Hello, don't forget us over here," Twilight says a little miffed at being ignored.
"Oh sorry, my name is," he stops to think of a name and decides to use the one of a very skilled warlock," Warlic."
"Well warlic, hello my name is Twilight Sparkle and this is Fluttershy," she said gesturing to the winged pony attempting to not make eye contact.
"Hello Fluttershy, nice to me--" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* and out of the forest came a group of drakel bouncers.
Of course Fluttershy cowers and Twilight charges her horn but its not necessary, because warlic raises the legendary blade of awe and death appears charging them and in a flash they all keel over and turn into the weird particles that flew to Fred.
"Alright we need to move, because I don't feel like running into anymore more monsters," Warlic says as he puts the blade back on Fred.
"Agreed," Twilight said.
"I guess I'm coming along to," Fred sighed.
