After a lovely breakfast, Shining Armor and his sister, Twilight Sparkle, parted their separate ways for the day. After all, she had an early start and a date to keep. With the train station. The train ride back to Ponyville went by quickly for the studious mare, who was completely enthralled in the book her brother had given her that morning.

Equestrian history had always intrigued her ever since she was a filly. It proved to be quite a page turner. Love potions, love poisons, royalty, dragons, kingdoms, and chaos! Twilight was heading back through Ponyville in the midst of her second read through. Not looking where she was going, she bumped into the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Oh my goodness! I didn't even see you there. I'm so so sorry!" Twilight apologized.

"Oh, that's okay Twilight. It was an accident." Applebloom said from the pile of fillies.

"I've just been reading the most fascinating book about Hearts and Hooves Day. Did you know that this holiday got its start because of a love potion?" Twilight explained, retrieving her book and heading on her way. The trio of fillies dove in front of her, stopping her in her tracks.

"Did you say a love potion?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"That's right! It even has the recipe." Twilight answered, opening the book to the page and showing them.

"I don't suppose we could borrow that book for a little while, do ya?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Of course you can." Twilight said, passing the book to the ivory filly. Twilight reached into her bag, grabbing the Elements of Harmony book. "I have another book here that I think you'll-" Twilight looked back to the trio, but the girls had already vanished, heading off to pony-knows-where on another one of their adventures, she imagined. She just couldn't understand a pony who would turn down the opportunity to read a new book. Especially one as good as the Elements of Harmony. Never the less, she had a library that she needed to run, and headed on her way.
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DING DONG

Shining Armor answered the door.

"Good Morning." Cadence whispered. She was wearing a long, simple dress that covered her entire body, hiding her cutie mark, wings, and all but her tail. She had a broad sun hat covering her mane and large sunglasses. It wasn't like her to show up incognito like this, especially when she could just teleport about the city, completely baffling the Canterlot paparazzi. "Is your family here?" She asked quietly.

"No, my folks are out for the day and Twilie went back to Ponyville this morning. Why are you dressed like that? Who are you even hiding from?" He asked.

"Hmm? Oh, yes. Well, I had to be discrete when I went out last night to get your Hearts and Hooves Day gift." She said, producing a bag with an image of a bushel of wheat on it. Shining recognized it as being from 'The Crop: Canterlot's best kept secret'. He looked inside the bag.

"It's empty." He said, unsure of what it was she could have gotten for him at that store. She just stood there, smiling at him with a devilish grin from under her hat. "What?" He asked her, getting a little confused at whatever game it was she was playing.

"I had it... gift wrapped." She said, her voice dropping an octave into a seductive purr. She motioned to her dress, sashaying it to and fro on his porch. "Why don't we head upstairs so you can... unwrap your present?" She said, stepping inside, flicking his nose lightly with her tail as she passed.

Her aroma, light and diffused outside, was rich and musky, soaked in her tail, and flooding his senses as she passed it by his nose. It was instant hypnosis as he turned to follow her upstairs. The dress, simple as it was, was nonetheless effective at concealing her form beneath. He had seen her nude plenty of times, but somehow it was the act of disrobing that he just found so arousing.

Without a direct view of her sex, he was able to take in more appreciation for the other subtleties. The delightful bounce in her step, and the way it sent tiny ripples up her toned thighs to her shapely flanks. The seductive stare she gave him, glancing back over her shoulder, watching him follow. Her eyes, oh how he loved her eyes! That deep magenta color that just pulled him in.

Cadence knew that Shining would follow her into the very gates of Tartarus. His excitement became visibly evident beneath him. He followed that thing around like a divining rod, and right now, it was locked onto her trail. Inside his bedroom, Cadence turned around, facing him. He tried to follow around her hind end, but she gently put a hoof to his chest, instructing him to halt.

"Hop up on the bed." She instructed. He stood there for a moment, pouting. His hoof reached past her, pawing in vain to pull at her dress. She loved when 'all the blood ran from one head to another' with him. He'd never think to just use his horn to lift her dress. Not in this state. He usually didn't have the capacity to think with both at the same time. She smirked. "Go on." She insisted, shoeing him away. As the taller of the pair, she had a somewhat longer reach, preventing him from gaining any purchase on her fabric. He relented his attempts and resigned to do as he was told. The obedient soldier in him took over the autopilot.

He settled onto the mattress as Cadence started to slowly dance in a very unladylike way. She gyrated her hips and back, moaning suggestively as she elevated her butt into the air and waving it back and forth at him. He took it as a sign to go get her. She put a hoof up.

"Uh uh uh! Not yet. You sit your butt back down." She scolded. Shining slumped back onto the bed, rubbing himself against the duvet. If she made him wait much longer he was going to fuck a hole right into the mattress. Cadence slipped a hoof under her dress. "Mmm. Oooh, ohh yeah." She moaned as she obviously played with herself, hidden from his sight. Shining was in agony, tearing his hooves at the bed post. She lifted her hoof out from under her dress, bringing it to her snout. Her white stocking was positively soaked in her juices. She stared at him as she quickly gave it a tiny lick.

"Grrr." Shining Armor felt like a caged animal, trapped on the bed, begging for release. She strutted over to him at the edge of the bed, bringing her hoof to his face, he craned his neck to lick her wet hoof, but she pulled it away at the last moment, leaving him wanting with only her strong scent. "Gah!" He was nearly giving himself a rug burn from humping the blankets. She ran her hoof down the front of her dress, over the ornate buttons adorning the front of it.

"You want this?" She asked, motioning to herself.

"Yes!"

"Tell me that you want it." She teased.

"I want it!" He said louder.

"Well then... open your present." She said. He stood up to strip the dress off her.

"Uh uh!" She said. "Do it from over there. And do it gently. Slowly!" She wanted this moment to last. And she didn't want her dress torn after all. Shining settled down, trying to focus. It was always a struggle for him to concentrate on his magic in this state. Slowly, his horn glowed, along with the top button of her dress. He carefully manipulated the fabric as so not to damage it. What was normally a simple task was excruciatingly difficult for him right now, and she knew it. She had put a lot of effort into making this day perfect, and he was going to have to earn it. One by one, he undid each button, arriving at the last one. The front of the dress parted, revealing a lilac ribbon at the top of her stocking.

"You want this?" She asked him again.

"I WANT IT!" He cried out.

FOMP

Cadence's wings burst open, throwing the dress from her body. Beneath, she was clad in a skimpy lingerie. A matching lilac corset with white frill, and white panties base.

She looked stunning. Shining was stunned. All his focus on trying to undo the buttons had left him somewhat limp. But now, she resumed her dance, humming as she went. He recognized the melody.

clap your hooves and do a little shake

She wiggled her rump at him. He remembered now. It was the song she used to sing when she was foalsitting Twilie.

Twilie

He was hard again. Fully hard. Painfully so. He was confident he could hammer nails with his steel rod at that moment. But there was quite something else he was ready to nail. Or rather, somepony. She reared up, putting her hooves up on the edge of the bed, ready to pounce him. Her panties shifted aside slightly.

THUD

Shining heard something fall to the floor. The both looked behind her. An oblong, white object that had up to that point been concealed, had slipped from its wet hiding place. It whirred away on the floor. Bzzzzzzzzz.

"Has that been in you this whole time?" He asked, astonished.

"Hmmm, just a little something I got for myself while I was there." She said, turning off the vibrator. "Getting me warmed up for you baby." She said climbing onto the bed, pushing him onto his back. "Here. You can have this for now." She said, levitating the vibrator over to him. He grasped it in his hooves. It was drenched, infused with her essence. Her scent was divine. He didn't hesitate to fellate the phallic object like a Popsicle, if only to get more of her flavor.

She slid up his body. The soft fabric of her lingerie and stockings brushed against his sensitive groin. She took his member in her hooves, massaging it gently. She gave Little Shiny small kisses, starting at the base, slowly working his way up his shaft to the head. The entire time, she softly massaged his heavy balls in her free hoof. He looked on in anticipation as she flicked her tongue across his medial ridge. He always loved it when she did that. She brought her mouth to his tip, pausing an agonizing moment before she started.

"Sooo, what did you get for me?" She asked, speaking into the microphone.

"What?" He tried to regain his senses once his eyes stopped rolling back from her ministrations.

"You heard me. I got this really nice outfit for you. Did you at least get me some flowers to snack on after?" She asked with pouty eyes.

Dammit! He completely forgot to stop at the florist's last night!

"Oh- yeah! Of course! I got you a... it's a..." Shining's hoof flailed around along the bottom of the bed, reaching underneath. "A book!"

"A book!?" She asked, cocking her eyebrow, her voice falling flat. Shining grabbed the book, handing it to her. She looked over it skeptically, opening it to the first couple of pages. It was definitely old. Her disappointed expression gave way to intrigue, then surprise, and then a deep blush!

"Oh my gosh! This is a First Edition!" She exclaimed. "You found a First Edition PonySutra! How?" She was ecstatic.

"Wait? You mean you can read it?" He asked.

"Medieval Equestrian? Of course! Can't you?" She said, looking at him as though it was a silly question. He just shook his head. "Hmm, the benefits of a classical education I suppose." She sighed, flipping though the pages, idly stroking his cock as she read. She looked up at the clock. "How long do we have the place to ourselves?" She asked.

"My folks won't be back until later tonight." He said, wishing she'd get back to the task, literally, at hoof. She flipped through several more pages before setting it on his bureau, opened to page one.

"Oh, we are doing ALL of these!" She said, before nearly swallowing his cock. Shining sucked in a quick breath, eyeing the thick book beside the bed. He was silently grateful that Twilight had made him a hearty breakfast that morning. He had the feeling it was going to be a long Hearts and Hooves Day.
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Camisa Roja waited at the door for a response. They had sent out a notification yesterday that they would be here at this time. He was growing impatient. This one last charter was all he had left to do and he could be off duty for the rest of the holiday. Lieutenant Sea Cay waited by the chariot.

"Are you sure this is the right place?" Camisa asked.

"Yeah. Just knock again."

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming! Dammit!" They heard a mare shouting from within. The door cracked open. A disheveled Berry Punch squinted at the guards suspiciously. "Sheesh, do you have any idea how early it is?" She hissed at them.

"Ma'am, it's 11:35." Camisa informed her. Berry looked at her watch, only to be reminded that it was smashed last night because of... something. Oh well, even a broken watch is still right twice a day. Her red eyes slowly came into focus, as she recognized the stallions as Royal Guards.

"Crap... What are the charges?" Berry asked, rubbing her puffy face.

"Ma'am?" Camisa was confused.

"Why are you here?" She asked, watering down the question.

"Uh, we're here to bring you to Canterlot."

"The hell for?" She asked, sipping at her breakfast, a Bloody Mary.

"For your date that you won with the Princess, Celestia." He said. Berry clenched her eyes.

"Aw horse apples! That was today?" She rubbed her forehead. "You think you could get her to turn the sun off at least?" They just stared at her. "Okay, okay, just... just gimmie a sec." She said, slamming the rest of her drink, and then the door. Camisa looked back at Sea Cay, shrugging. Sea Cay just shook his head. He knew a few ponies in his time like Berry. He was not looking forward to this trip.

taptaptaptaptap

scrape scrape

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scrape scrape
scraaape

snort
snort snort
SNOOOOOORT

Berry threw open the door after a moment, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"OH, BUCK YEAH! LET'S DO THIS." She announced, jogging out the door, and proceeding to hop up and down in the chariot. Camisa closed the door after she didn't even bother to. "Sweet! Two designated drivers!" She reached into her bag, grabbing a can of AppleJack Daniels Cider, chugging it.

"Haven't you ever heard of the open container law?" Sea Cay said back to her over his shoulder as Camisa got back into the harness.

"Sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!" She yelled, crushing the can into her forehead and chucking it into the bushes.

"Or littering." Camisa muttered.

"MUSH!" She yelled, collapsing in a fit of laughter as they took off into the sky, toting the lunatic.

"We don't get paid nearly enough for this crap." Camisa complained to the lieutenant.

"At least Princess Luna's date was able to fly herself there." Sea Cay consoled.
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"Prithee, tell us again of these 'video games' fair Pegasus." Luna asked of the wall-eyed mare.

Princess Luna stood amidst the crowd of young fillies and colts in the grand Canterlot Arcadia. It was not what Luna had in mind for her 'date' on Hearts and Hooves Day.

"Watch, you just put a Bit in the slot..." Derpy put a coin in the arcade machine. It whirred to life, with a menagerie of colorful lights and electronic sounds. "And then you try to win and get a high score."

"What do we win?" Luna asked, interested.

"Uh, well you win tickets and then you can exchange them for a prize at the front counter. It's fun!" Derpy explained.

"Fun you say? We remember this 'fun'. We enjoy fun." Luna said, taking hold of the joystick on the console. "So the yellow circle has to get all the little white circles before those colorful shapes get to him?..."
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Shining laid panting on the bed. The sheets were soaked in more than just sweat. His mane was plastered to his face and neck.

"I- I dunno- how much more- I can do." Shining gasped between breaths.

"Awe come on! This is so much fun!" Cadence said, toying at his sheath, trying to coax Little Shiny out for another round.

"Cadie, look, he's... he's turtle'd. You scared him. I think he's done for today. Maybe the whole week." He wheezed.

"Hmm. Okay, let me get you something to drink." She said before she vanished in a flash. Shining tried to gather his strength to at least make it across the hall to get washed up. He sat up slowly. Cadence reappeared. A glass of juice in hoof. "Here you go." She said. Shining gulped the liquid with all haste. It was a little bitter, but refreshing none-the-less.

"Hmm. What was that?" He asked.

"Oh, it's this new thing called an energy drink. It's called Crimson Cow." She said.

"It's cow?!" Shining was about to be sick.

"No no! It's just a name! Cow free! I swear. It's just water and sugar and fruit juice." She trailed off. "Mostly."

"Mostly?" He asked.

"Well, I mighta, kinda also added a... virility potion." Cadence said, trying to avoid the question.

"A what now?"

"It's like an energy drink for... Little Shiny." She smirked. Shining could feel a tingle running through his abdomen to his loins as the potion started to take effect.

"Ugh, isn't that a bit much?" He asked, a little worried. "I'm gonna start chafing soon!" Cadence wasn't listening, she was already reading the next page.

"Oh, come on! We're only on page 63." She teased. "Ooh, here we go. This will give you a chance to take a break."

"A break? Okay, yeah let's do that." He sighed, closing his eyes. He felt him being lifted up by her magic and flipped onto his belly. "Hey! What did you do that fo- what the hell is that?" Shining asked in terror as he watched Cadence strap on a harness to herself. A black, latex appendage now dangled menacingly between her legs.

"Remember when Discord changed us? It's gonna kinda be like that." She said with a wicked grin, lifting his tail with her magic.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT! No! OH NO! You are not putting that thing in my thing!" He screamed, trying to crawl away from the advancing alicorn on his bed.

"You know, I'm pretty sure I said something similar when you first suggested trying this on me..." Cadence said with a smug expression. She applied plenty of lube to the dildo attached to her crotch, pulling Shining's butt closer. "Just try to relax..." She said, her voice shifting to a comforting maternal tone. She leaned in onto his back, pinning him to the bed. Shining was already exhausted. He couldn't resist even if he wanted to. "Don't worry, I promise I'll be gentle." She whispered in his ear as he felt the slick tip pressing against his puckered butt. He took a deep breath, grabbing the sheets and just holding-the-buck-on. "Gentler than you were that first time, anyway..." She added. Shining gulped.
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"GET THE STRAWBERRY! GET THE STRAWBERRY! IT'S WORTH MORE!" Luna screamed over Derpy's shoulder.

"I know! I know!" Derpy answered. "I got this!"
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"Wow-is-this-the-castle's-driveway?Why-do-they-call-it-a-driveway?You-don't-drive-on-it.You-park-on-it.It-should-be-a-parkway.They-have-parkways-but-you-don't-park-on-them-you-drive-on-them.Isn't-that-so-backwards?Hey-you-know-what-else?What's-with-"

"I liked her better when she was still hungover." Camisa groaned. "We're here!" He announced to their gregarious passenger. She proceeded to do a sloppy back-flip out of the chariot.

"I AM THE GREATEST MARE ALIVE!" She yelled, getting back on her hooves.

"I would agree with you, except for the fact that I'm here." Celestia said, approaching Berry from behind. The two guard ponies wasted no time in putting as much distance between themselves and the purple train wreck that was about to commence. "Are you alright?" She asked in her usual, soothing tone.

"I'm super! Thanks for asking." Berry announced proudly.

"Do you want to have that looked at I mean?" Celestia asked, motioning to the deep cut on Berry's leg, pooling blood on the ground. She must have caught one of the metal edges of the chariot on her dismount.

"WOW! That is a huge gash!" Berry said, looking at her own leg, still running profusely with blood. "Like... a HUGE gash! He, he, he. Doesn't hurt though. Whoa... I have hooves..." Berry trailed off, mesmerized by the red liquid running down her fur.

"Well, be that as it may, let me get that for you." Celestia said. Her horn glowed the same warm yellow as the sun she reigned over. Berry's wound closed before her eyes.

"Are you a wizard?" Berry slurred. In a matter of moments she was good as new.

"There you are. You should be back to one hundred percent." Celestia said. "I even cleared your system of those toxins." She said proudly. Berry's eyes went wide.

"You did WHAT?" She screamed.

"I cleared the mind altering toxins from you circulatory sys-" Celestia was cut off. Berry grabbed the golden yoke around Celesita's neck, pulling her down to her level, staring into her eyes.

"But those were EXPENSIVE toxins!" Berry screamed, releasing Celestia. Berry fell on the ground. A couple guards came to assist the Princess from her assaulter. But Celestia waved them off. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh..." Berry rocked back and forth on the ground, clutching her knees. She brought her hooves up to her face, looking at them for what felt like the first time in her life. She sat and stared at them. "Oh, oh gosh." She looked up a Celestia. "IS THIS WHAT SOBER FEELS LIKE?" Celestia just nodded.

"There now. Now that you are back to feeling normal, we can proceed with our evening-"

"THIS ISN'T NORMAL!!!" Berry screamed. "This is sickness!" Berry spun in circles. Her Berry-Sense was failing her. She could no longer divine the locations of the nearest bar, pub, club, speakeasy, saloon, or brewery.

"Get me to a bar!"

"I believe the word you're searching for is 'please'." Celestia urged her. Berry was nearly irate.

"Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, get me to a DAMN BAR!"

"As you wish." Celestia said as her horn glowed a bright white and they both vanished in a flash of light.
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Cadence sifted through the various bit of hardware littering the carpet. All the straps were right, but the connectors for the bars were backwards it seemed. Shining craned his neck, trying his best to look on while still chained to the bed.

"Urh Eedng huh huuseyed hown."

Cadence used her magic to removed the ball gag from his mouth.

"What was that dear?" She asked.

"I said, I think you reading the diagram upside down." He said. Cadence turned the instructions around.

"Ah! You were right. Don't worry, I'll have the swing up momentarily." She continued to assemble the contraption, strapping the ball gag back onto his head again. "Love you." She cooed.

"Uh huv oo hoo." Shining garbled.
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"Doth our ears deceive us? We may play video games at our home?" Luna asked, astonished.

"Yeah, you just need one of these." Derpy said. She held up a box. Princess Luna read the label. It was an X-Cube GameStation. Luna was shocked by the price.

"Six hundred bits!" Luna exclaimed. "Tis a far cry from the one bit price at the arcadia!" She complained.

"Yeah, but that is one bit for every time you play. You spend a lot up front for this, and you can play forever!" Derpy said. "Besides, you're a princess. Aren't you, you know, rich?" She asked. Luna thought for a moment.

"Play forever?" She thought aloud. "Forever is exactly how much we have!" Luna looked around the electronics store. "Store clerk, we shall take a... GameStation! And one of every game!" She commanded. The store clerk grabbed a second cart and started filling it with one of every game title they carried.

"Princess Luna, the Gamestation comes with one controller." Derpy said.

"Yes, for the playing of the games!" Luna said excitedly.

"What I meant was, it comes with only one controller..." She said. Luna just stared at her blankly. "Some of the games are... more fun with two players." Derpy hinted. The light came on for Luna.

"More 'fun' with two players?" She repeated, turning to the clerk, "And a second controller! The fun shall be doubled!" Luna exclaimed.
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In a flash, both Princess Celestia and Berry Punch reappeared in a bar.

"Where are we?" Berry asked.

"More important than where, is when." Celestia said.

"When?"

"We are at you favorite pub, last St. Lyra's Day." This is an opportunity for you to see yourself at your worst... through sober eyes." Celestia said. She motioned to the purple earth pony at the bar. It was Berry, from several months ago, already thoroughly sloshed.

"Gimmia nutha beeah ya freegan faggod!" She slurred at the bartender. Berry Punch looked on in awe at her past self.

"Lady, I think you've had enough." He said.

"Dafuq? AH'll tell yew when nive adda nuff!" She hollered.

"It's okay barkeep, she's with me." Berry said, sitting down beside her past-self. The drunk one just stared at the sober one. Then she started to pick her teeth. "What are you doing?" Berry asked. Drunk berry looked at her sideways.

"Aye, I thing ewe my be right." She said to the barkeeper. "Thiz mirra is talkn' ta me."

Sober Berry sat back, slammed with a moment of clarity. She remembered talking to a talking mirror last St. Lyra's Day. But she couldn't remember the conversation. That meant two things: 1, nothing of what she was about to say could have been rehersed, and two, it didn't matter what she said because she wasn't going to remember any of-

"Thefuggayoustarinat?" The drunk beside her asked accusingly. "You thing ur bettranme? I'll dringurass underdatable!"

"A drinking contest? You're on!" Berry said. "Barkeep, two more over here! And keep 'em coming!"
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"Hmm..." Cadence flipped through the last few pages. "The entire last chapter requires something called a human. But I'm pretty sure those are extinct..."

"Oh, thank Celestia!" Shining sputtered from the ruined bedspread. He was an utterly destroyed, dehydrated husk of the stallion he was that morning.

"Well I guess that's it then. We did everything we possibly can in the book." Cadence said, clopping her hooves together. "I guess we can both die a happy pony."

"I would welcome death." Shining groaned.

"Oh, don't be so melodramatic." Cadence said. "I'll start cleaning up." She said as she started teleporting various bits of equipment and toys back to from whence they came.
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Luna and Derpy settled into her couch in her royal chamber. She'd gotten a new big-screen TV and had set up the GameStation.

with two controllers

Luna put the first game in from her mountain of a 'to play' pile. "Huzzah! The fun shall last FOREVER!"
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Cadence made the last of the dirty dirty evidence vanish from Shining Armor's bedroom. He was already passed out on the bed. He didn't even rouse when she changed the bedding out from under him. She'd made arrangements for him to have tomorrow off. A sick day, she said. She made her way downstairs to take the long way home.

His parents walked in as she was about to open the door.

"Ah, Princess Cadence! We didn't expect to find you here." Twilight Velvet said.

"Oh, well, Shin- I mean Captain Armor wasn't feeling well so I came over to tend to his needs. He'll be needing plenty of fluids and bed rest tonight and through tomorrow." She instructed before leaving their home.
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The twin Berrys at the bar slurred back and forth with, what Celestia could only barely decipher, was a mix of compliments, thinly-veiled threats, and sexual promises. Her past self had already had quite the head start on the drinking contest. It was nopony's surprise when she was the first to pass out, falling backwards through the glass table behind her.

The future Berry watched as her past self was carted off to the ambulance. She felt at the scar on the back of her head that she had gotten from that night.

"She's gonna need 34 stitches." Berry said to Celestia, remembering what the doctor had told her in the hospital.

"OH, SHIT!" Berry grabbed the princess and together they dove to the far side of the room, away from the bar, on the floor.

"What in the world was that fo-" Celestia was cut off, as the ambulance past-Berry had hijacked, crashed into the building, through the wall. Past Berry was ejected through the windshield, slamming into the bar. She stole future Berry's drink, slamming it just before the police carried her off. As they dragged her to the police chariot she screamed out.

"I AM THE GREATEST MARE ALIVE!"

Celestia looked on in abject awe. She'd seen some shit in her long years. She'd seen some shit. But this won.

"Well, Miss Punch, what have you learned from this experience?" She asked future Berry.

"I think I kinda rule!" She said proudly.

"I think I'd have to agree." Celestia said, teleporting them both back to their own time, the pair vanishing in a flash of light.

Author's Note

Written under the influence.