"Are you alright?" Asked ChuckPLEB.

"Yeah," replied Twilight,"It's just a scratch."

"Good," responded ChuckPLEB,"because we need to go, we can't let Zuko escape."

"Why? You blew up his dick and clogged his ass, he's harmless now."

ChuckPLEB shot Twilight his patented death glare.

"What are you, an idiot? He's going to Dick Planet."

"So?"

ChuckPLEB sighed as an enormous explosion of bloody cum blasted out of his ear.

"Perhaps I should explain, for years, Planet Equus has been at war with the penis ball known as Dick Planet. One hundred and thirty billion years ago, Celestia and the Spanish Inquisition used their persecution magic and sensed an incoming penis missile. Naturally, she used her magical space vagina to stop it. Celestia retaliated with her vicious onslaught of ultra-magazines and they thought that whatever had attacked them was taken care of.

Unfortunately, Celestia was not only a crusty old whorefart. She was also so fucking wrong that it would make a gypsy shoot herself in the face with an Amish crossbow. Ten years ago, Dick Planet (and Steve Jobs) assaulted us again, this time threatening total weinerfication (and job creation). Celestia was too busy playing digital Etch-a-Sketch to do anything, so she had her soldiers build a cybernetic Weiner Creature. That Weiner Creature was me, Hillary Cli- I mean, ChuckPLEB. I'm designed to be ruthless, immensely dense, and virtually invincible, which is why they made me out of 100% pure polyester, the strongest material in the universe.

So, for ten long years, I've been defending Equus from penises. But now, Zuko and his baddies are creating a new, ultimate weapon. The Death Testicle, ten quintillion tons of pure penis power."

"So why are they attacking Equus?"

"They want our NeoGeo Pockets."

"Those ass-sucking, mind-biting, butt-eating... uh.. fiends."

"Indeed, which is where you cum in. According to Celestia, you possess otherworldly amounts of sperm and dicks. That's why I'm going to kidnap you, have sex with you in your sleep, and launch you into the void of space."

"WHAT? WHY?"

"I don't know, maybe you'll clog the Death Testicle's exhaust pipe or something gay like that. Honestly I don't fucking care at all."

Twilight Sparkle scowled, unable to find a flaw in ChuckPLEB's logic. So, with a wet pussy, she agreed to get launched into space.

"Okay, I'll let you launch me into space," said Twilight, as she agreed to get launched into space.

ChuckPLEB motioned for Twilight to follow him as he walked really sexually towards a painting of Celestia eating grapes.

"Twilight, I need your horn."

"GET TO THE CHOPPA!," Twilight screamed as she began to charge up her Jizzlicious magic.

"No, you fucking cuntslutwhore," ChuckPLEB ripped off Twilight's horn. Twilight screamed, farting out a massive double rainbow, and then pooped, catapulting herself at the painting with the force of her own diarrhea. The second she hit the painting, Twilight transformed into a giant mega-bot with eighteen butts.

"Ultra butt cannon!" Screamed Twilight as she fired rocket butts at the painting. The force of the resulting explosion lifted a welcome mat off of the ground, exposing the spaceship keys underneath. ChuckPLEB swaggered over to the spaceship keys, using his weiner telekinesis to pick them up and put them in his front pocket.

"Thanks, Twilight, if it weren't for you, I'd have never been able to lift that porta-potty." ChuckPLEB took off his head, and turned it into a spaceship. How? With science!

Twilight and ChuckPLEB back flipped into the sciencemobile, pissing out of their genitals for no discernible reason.

The ship was booby powered, so it lactated super hard, using the breast milk to launch the entirety of ChuckPLEB's head (and his dick) into space.

Butt suddenly, a massive, red, throbbing, 75 inch Lovecraftian penis came out of ChuckPLEB's ass and started heading towards the planet to destroy all the wet pussy in Equestria, "those poor liquid covered cats!" some random space anime weaboo faggot named Kragor yelled.

"NO!" ChuckPLEB screamed, "I won't let you kill those poor innocent wet cats, you giant sexy Jew dick!" So ChuckPLEB jumped out of the space ship (No, he doesn't need a spacebutt to breathe.) and started sucking the massive Jew dick, he sucked for hours until he had eaten the entire penis, it tasted like watermelon for some reason, and it gave him the power to shit, piss, and barf semen, and only semen, little did ChuckPLEB know about the ancient power of Jew-Jizz...

ChuckPLEB threw up Jew-Jizz all over himself. The jizz hardened, coating him in the armor of the Jews. Then ChuckPLEB became Hitler.

"There is no hope for this fanfiction" Anon said. "Fuck you, this is gonna be the breast thing ever since sliced bread" Anon 2 said. "Would you two shut up and get back to fucking me in the ass?" Chuckward said. And so they did.

Better watch out, better not cry, better not scream, I'm going in dry.

ChuckPLEB and Twilight zipped up into the air and out of Equus's atmosphere. Twilight looked down at the small planet. It was beautiful, the glow of the atmospheric shell illuminating the entire ball of rock.

"It's so beautiful," said Twilight,

"Shut up you gaseous bitch, I'll take a fucking crowbar to your anus," ChuckPLEB lovingly replied.

So ChuckPLEB set their coordinates to Dick Planet, and off they went. Twilight sucked ChuckPLEB's cock, using his semen as a source of nourishment(Twilight needs semen to live)

Suddenly, the ship lurched, causing Twilight to bit off ChuckPLEB' cock.

Author's Note

Special thanks to Kragor.