SCP- Equestria Files

by the ghost

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Dark
Length: 1192

The SCP foundation is committed to securing SCPs of Equestria to prevent them from causing havoc to human life... -signed not Dr. Bright

At the request of Dr. Bright, the SCP that dwell in equestria must be contained and filed Therefore the SCP organization has taken upon itself to catalogue these dangerous SCP into its system.

So far the foundation have categorized so far:
>SCP-3.14
>SCP-862-2
>coming soon: SCP-Q

The foundation is still new in Equestria, so we are counting on you to help identify potential SCP.

Your New Goals are Goals are as Follows

Observe preternatural phenomena and develop new theories of science based on their observable behavior.
Contain potentially dangerous phenomena.
Develop safety procedures for dealing with all future phenomena.
Observe, detain, and destroy any one or any pony preventing us from accomplishing the above-stated goals.

Welcome To the SCP

We secure. We contain. We protect.
(you can request SCP)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-23 02:05:14 UTC

SCP-3.14

Item #SCP: 3.141

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the high risk of memetic spread, all files, writing, powerpoints, videos, or plushies concerning  SCP-3.14 must be deleted from the internet as soon as possible.  This will be done as as possible under the bounds of SOPA copyright claims.

In addition all computers in the surrounding area in which SCP-3.14 is spotted must be deactivated and all files must be erased immediately.  Anesthetics are to be distributed to all civilians in the area.

SCP-3.14 is in a constant state of containment breach.  Special Containment Procedure “Alicorn” or “Equestia Girls” may be activated in case of emergency.   These Special procedures involve [REDACTED] which will cause popularity to fall weakening the subject.

Description: SCP-3.14 is an adaptive, self-propagating meme in the form of an entity most often referred to as █████ ██.   SCP-3.14 may have manifested due to the focus of hundreds thousands millions of people known as █████.  This is known as the tulpa effect similar toSCP-582.

 The subject takes the appearance of a small pink equine estimated to be 4 feet tall and  160 pounds.  SCP-3.14 has two notable forms.  In form 1, SCP-3.14 has poofy pink hair and is considered safe to approach.  In form 2, SCP-3.14’s hair is straightened, in this form she must be considered an Euclid Class.  This change is most likely the result of the fanfiction known as [REDACTED].

SCP-3.14 is from the the popular tv show ██ ████ ████ which has gained popularity on the internet.  SCP-3.14 lives in the fictional town of ██████ as a baker with SCP-682-2 which is the offspring of SCP-███.

SCP-3.14 has many abilities that have yet to be explained by modern science. Most notable is the ability to interact with things outside of the television show or to see beyond the fourth wall. During the third season nearly half the episodes were abandoned due to SCP-3.14 not cooperating with animators attempts to write the subject out of the script. Most most changes that the subject made were harmless.  However in one episode SCP-3.14 and [REDACTED] Dash go to sugar cube corner to make cupcakes.  However things take a turn for when SCP-3.14 pulls out a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] Dash. Who awakes in a [REDACTED] which eventually leads to its death.  The two of them then sit down and enjoy their cupcakes together as if nothing happened.  The animator ██████ and the voice actor ██████  do not remember animating or voicing any of it and were deeply disturbed.  The episode was scraped along with half the season.

The Subject has the ability to stretch parts of its body to abnormal lengths as if it was made out of sort of rubber material.  Many of the normal laws of physics (such as motion and gravity) do not apply to SCP-3.14.  The subjects powers grow as the fanbase grows larger.

Addendum 3.14-A: (Dr. ██████ and 3.14 are in [REDACTED] the suject is crawling up the walls and throwing confetti, she was not cooperative with questioning

 ██████: Why are you doing this?

SCP-3.14 Fun silly!

Dr.

SCP-3.14: Oh in that case... I’m doing this to make you smile!

Dr. ██████: Pardon? (Frowns)

SCP-3.14: Ah come on don’t be like that!

Dr. ██████: I’ve seen too much in my time at the foundation.  I have not smiled in over 6 years

SCP-3.14:  Oh really?  Lets see if we can fix that! (SCP-3.14 jumps onto Dr. ██████’s back.)

Dr. ██████: No stop!  please.

(the camera  cuts off for about (1) minute when it returned Dr.██████ had a huge grin on his face and was struggling to prevent himself from laughing.)

SCP-3.14: And then I said ‘Oatmeal are you Crazy?’

(At this point Dr. ██████ falls over into an uncontrollable fit of laughter unable to breath.  10 minutes later he died of cardiac arrest)

SCP-682-2

Item#: SCP-682-2

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment: SCP-682-2 must be destroyed as soon as possible.  SCP-682-2 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25.4 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682-2 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682-2 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances. As of current circumstances SCP-682-2 is to remain in the custody of SCP-3.14.  However all personal that come in contact with SCP-682 should kill it on sight.  It must not be allowed to grow.

Description:SCP-682-2 is reptile of unknown speices that resembles an alligator.  It has purple unfeeling eyes.

SCP-682-2 is SCP-3.14's pet. SCP-682-2 appears to be usually calm, showing little interest to whatever happens around him. However, he also has a tendency to try biting various things and to hide in the water. When he's first introduced in Feeling SCP-3.14 Keen, he shows rather aggressive behavior for a pet, because after SCP-3.14 sets him on the floor, he proceeds to try to bite the pink Earth equine repeatedly; as he has no teeth, this does no damage and SCP-3.14 doesn't even seem to notice.

Most of the time, SCP-682-2 is docile to the point of absurdity, and in direct contrast with SCP-3.14's crazed antics; he shows little to no awareness of his surroundings, often just sitting and staring into space with the same unchanging expression on his face at all times. No matter what is happening, SCP-682-2 usually just sits in place and stares at nothing, although he will occasionally attempt to bite nearby objects or even equines. He's also able to "dance" to the music with his tail to be the only part of his body actually moving. He also seems to favor a ball of wool as his favorite toy, pushing it along with his nose or riding it as it rolls along.

SCP-3.14 seems convinced that SCP-682-2 is much more complex and lively than he appears to be. At the end of Party of One, for example, she said that SCP-682-2 was "pretty upset" about his party being unattended, despite the fact that SCP-682-2 had shown no change in his behavior or mood whatsoever.

SCP-682-2 is considered Keter class because of the circumstances surrounding its creation.  It's biological parent is SCP-682.  One of the most destructive SCPs to exist.

Its egg appeared in SCP-682’s containment cell.  Orders were given to destroy the egg, but it hatched into SCP-682-2.  a squad was sent to destroy SCP-682-2, but it had breached containment due to inference by [DATA EXPUNGED]

It reappeared 6 moths latter in the TV show [REDACTED] under the care of SCP-3.14.  The foundation is currently looking for ways to reach SCP-682-2.  It MUST be terminated before it reaches maturity.

Welcome

Wecome D-Class Bronies

You are now working for the SCP Foundation.  Your knowledge of Equestria has qualified you for this assignment. You have no need to understand how or why we operate. What you do need to understand is how vital your mission is.

Your mission is to help us catalog and classify SCPs that might be lurking in Equestria.

So far we have classified 3 Equestrian SCPs but we require your knowledge to discover rest.  Report your findings on possible SCP in the comment section.

We secure. We contain. We protect.

-Not Dr. Bright