How to take care of your pony: Pinkie Pie

by ButterflyFluttershy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy
Length: 627

A story on how to take care of your Pinkie Pie

Thanks for shopping at the Equestrian pet store! We hope you have fun with your new pet Pinkie Pie! Here is a guide on how to take care of your Pinkie Pie.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-10 10:53:07 UTC

How to take care of Pinkie Pie

A guide to taking care of your pet: Pinkie Pie

Thank you for shopping at the Equestrian Pet Shop. Here's a guide on how to take care on your newly purchased Pinkie Pie.

Name: Pinkie Pie

Age: Filly

Place of birth: Pie's rock farm, Ponyville

Physique: Normal

Kind: Earth Pony

Emotions:

Happy: She is almost always happy. She will sing very often. If you make her happy, she may sing to you. Too much singing may lead to hyperness. If she sings more than five songs, stop her at any cost.

Sad: She may become sad if she is betrayed by her friends or if you hurt one of her friends (This may also lead to being angry) Sadness can be triggered by being mean to her.

Hyper: She will become hyper after eating too many sweets. Singing too much can also lead to being hyper. When hyper, she will bounce about randomly, singing random songs. You should avoid hyperness. It is hard to get her back to normal if she is hyper. Try to keep her away from sweets and don't let her sing.

Scared: Pinkie will hardly ever be scared. If by some chance she is, just sing giggle at the ghosties and watch her sing along. If this doesn't work, please contact us and we will fix the problem.

Crazy: She will go quite mad, twitching every so often. May be triggered by leaving her sad for too long. May also lead to anger. Try to calm her right away. If she tries to hit you, RUN!!!

Traits

Party!: Pinkie loves to throw parties. After adoption, she will throw herself a housewarming party.

Friendly: She can and will make friends quickly and easily. If somepony rejects her friendship, she will be very upset.

Logic?: Pinkie Pie has her own logic. Even though she's an earth pony, her logic allows her to jump through TV's, lengthen her neck, twist her head, walk on air and much more.

Your new Pinkie Pie comes with...

1 party planning kit

1 free token for 10% off all Fluttershies and Applejacks at the Equestrian pet shop.

5 cakes (To feed her with)

Feeding:

You should feed your Pinkie Pie cakes and cupcakes (she can make her own)

She does not know what vegetables are, and wouldn't like them.

Interactions

Rainbow Dash: She is loves to prank ponies with Rainbow Dashes. You might want to keep your Pinkie Pie close to Rainbow Dashes.

Fluttershys: Fluttershys tend to like Pinkie Pies. They become friends very quickly. Keeping your Pinkie Pie near Fluttershys is recommended, for it keeps her happy.

Rarity: Pinkie Pies and Rarities tend to become hang around Rarities.  It is recommended to keep Rarities and Pinkies together. (They may fight though)

Applejack: Applejacks allow Pinkie's 'no logic' You can keep them together, but if they are both angry, it could end badly for you. It is not recommended to keep the together.

Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkles get very agitated with Pinkie Pie's logic.  It is recommended to keep them away from each other.

Q and As

Q: How come when I bought my Pinkie Pie it had straight hair an no cutie mark?

A: Some Pinkie Pies come with no cutie mark. Throw her a party, and she'll throw you one, getting a cutie mark.

Q: She won't stop complaining and she says her dress needs to be spectacular?

A: We've accidentally given you a Rarity. Send her back we'll send you a Pinkie Pie.

This councludes the instruction booklet. Have fun with your new pet Pinkie Pie!

Other ponies: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Discord, Celestia, Luna, Octavia, Cheerilee, Daimond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Nightmare Moon.