YTP my little acid trip friends on LSD: Rebellion: Redemption: Recognition: Retribution: Requiem: Resignation: Revelation Recollection: Retirement: Reborn: Rebirth: Rampancy: Rising: Reloaded: Revamped: The Reconing: Downfall: V.2: The Epidemic of Plums!

Sequnce V: teh End

Sequence V: The End

“Life is a game where you can’t win, you can only die slower, but you’re not in to that so why don’t you go ahead and dislike it. Dislike it. Dislike it! Dislike It! DISLIKE IT! *DISLIKE IT!** DISLIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”* –Bro Team

Now that he had acquired the greatest power in the multiverse Michael Rosen knew it wuz time to Fuck Weegee’s day up. “Alright everyone back to the plum café.”

“aw yeah we can kill every war if we wanted! Even the ghosts!” Broteam exclaimed as he and le rest of le Supreme council got in the Café and prepared for departure. Michael took to the control booth and used the hundreds and hundreds of trillions of quadrillions of googolplexes and googolplexes and googolplexes and-

“Now hold on Lucky. We are all glad that you got to write a troll fic, but the command C command V jokes have nothing to do with finishing the Poop crossover.” Michael said to the author.

“Good bye 4th wall, I hardly knew you.” luckytheseal said to his computer screen.

-dozens of plums, to raise the café off the ground, and into the trans-dimensional void.

Below the giant wind up gorilla mechs were released from the earth’s core to engage in mortal strife against the Rwandan Dominion!

Michael awoke from his sleep many hours latter to find that they had crashed in Manehattan.

He got out to inspect the dead, which was everyone minus Rainbow Dash, Mervin, and himself. “Oh No! This isn’t very nice, not very nice at all! In fact some would say it’s rather horrible.”

“fak u alienz” sed dipcord. Michael recognized his voice as the voice of the one who pooped the Rosen-verse. In a fury of raw human aggression Micheal rushed the draconiquis, grabbed it by the tail and at a 45-degree angle jerked his arms around in a figure eight, thus slamming the demon into the ground.

“Michael what are you doing?!” screamed Twilight from the edge of the crater.

“No Twilight he is doing good.” Said Paul Ryan as he put out an arm to block Twilight.

“Yes. Discord dun fucked up our-verse so the fucker needs to pay.” Kingdudeman added.

After Discord died Michael resumed his mild mannered-ness and approached the lavender unihorn. “So what’s up doc?”

“You’re café crash just killed the Pony’s Freedom Army and it’s leader Iké Dubaku! They and their foal soldiers were our best chance at chasing out Weegee imperialism!” She exclaimed.

“Good that makes things simple, less chances of friendly fire.” He replied, and Twilight thought it over a bit before accepting it.

“um guys we have a problem.” Fluttershy said very quietly, and was unheard. “Um there’s pinky coming this way.” She said slightly louder, that got everyone’s attention.

“To arms mother-“ Kingdudeman started to say when he was sniped.

“Everyone we need to hold them off until Weegee gets here!” Mervin exclaimed.

“I need to save the infinity plum until then!” Michael said as he pulled out his wooden spoon, rushed forward and stabbed an earth pony in the eye.

The battle was vicious Michael continued his advance shanking and slashing his way through the enemy’s ranks, but for each earth pony wearing a black combat helmet that fell, none came to replace it, cutting the blood orgy that had begun short.

(author’s note: we the production team would like to apologize to any ex SS in the audience, being the victim of ladle violence is no laughing matter. The intern put that in, and we only reason we don’t fire her is because she’s hot.) [author’s note: I’m not a misogynist that was a joke!]

“Aw you guyz are no fun!” Pinky said from atop her mobile hill throne. Her and the throne were instantly cut in half by one swipe of Paul Ryan’s chain saw, Black Cock.

The victory was short lived as Paul suddenly exploded due to sexbad the traitor’s actions. Rainbow Dash used her blow dart tube for the first time to kill sexbad, the dart turned him into a tentacle porn monster! That quickly died.

What’s this?

Rainbow Dash is evolving!

Congratulations your Rainbow Dash evolved into Rainblow Dash!

Then Mervin cried out in anguish and fell to the floor in spasms of YTP goodness. Weegee wuz here! (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!)

There were no words, because Weegee doesn’t speak. So Michael drew on the power of the plums, all 2 of them and released a beam of magic at Weegee, and Weegee returned another beam at Michael. The two beams collided destroying the multiverse.

(music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8 )

Mike awoke from his chill nuff minutes latter ta find dat they had crashed up in Manehattan.

Dude gots up ta inspect tha dead, which was mah playas minus Rainbow Dash, Mervin, n' his dirty ass. "Oh No! This aint straight-up sick, not straight-up sick at all! In fact some would say it’s rather horrible."

"fak u alienz" sed dipcord. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Mike recognized his voice as tha voice of tha one whoz ass pooped tha Rosen-verse. In a gangbangin' fury of raw human aggression Micheal rushed tha draconiquis, grabbed it by tha tail n' at a 45-degree angle jerked his thugged-out arms round up in a gangbangin' figure eight, thus slammin tha demon tha fuck into tha ground.

"Mike what tha fuck is you bustin?!" screamed Twilight from tha edge of tha crater n' shit.

"No Twilight he is bustin good." Said Pizzle Ryan as he put up a arm ta block Twilight.

"Yes yes y'all. Discord dun fucked up our-verse so tha fucker need ta pay." Mackdaddydudeman added.

After Discord took a dirt nap Mike resumed his crazy-ass mild mannered-nizz n' approached tha lavender unihorn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "So what’s up doc?"

"You’re cafe crash just capped tha Pony’s Freedom Army n' it’s leader Ike Dubaku! They n' they foal soldiers was our dopest chizzle at chasin up Weegee imperialism!" Biatch exclaimed.

"Dope dat make thangs simple, less chancez of thugged-out fire." Dude replied, n' Twilight thought it over a lil' bit before acceptin dat shit.

"um pimps our crazy asses gotz a problem." Fluttershy holla'd straight-up on tha fuckin' down-lowly, n' was unheard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Um there’s pinky comin dis way." Biatch holla'd slightly louder, dat gots everyone’s attention.

"To arms mother-" Mackdaddydudeman started ta say when da thug was sniped.

"Everyone we need ta hold dem off until Weegee gets here!" Mervin exclaimed.

"I need ta save tha infinitizzle plum until then!" Mike holla'd as he pulled up his wooden spoon, rushed forward n' jabbed a earth pony up in tha eye.

Da battle was vicious Mike continued his thugged-out advizzle shankin n' slashin his way all up in tha enemy’s ranks yo, but fo' each earth pony bustin a funky-ass black combat helmet dat fell, none came ta replace it, cuttin tha blood orgy dat had begun short.

"Aw you guyz is no fun!" Pinky holla'd from atop her mobile hill throne yo. Her n' tha throne was instantly cut up in half by one swipe of Pizzle Ryan’s chain saw, Black Cock.

Da victory was short lived as Pizzle suddenly blew up like a muthafucka cuz of sexbad tha traitor’s actions. Rainbow Dash used her blow dart tube fo' tha last time ta bust a cap up in sexbad, tha dart turned his ass tha fuck into a tentacle porn monsta playa! That quickly died.

What’s this?

Rainbow Dash is evolving!

Congratulations yo' Rainbow Dash evolved tha fuck into Rainblow Dash!

Then Mervin cried up in anguish n' fell tha fuck ta tha floor up in spasmz of YTP goodness. Weegee wuz here biaaatch! (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!)

There was no lyrics, cuz Weegee don’t speak. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So Mike drew on tha juice of tha plums, all 2 of dem n' busted out a funky-ass beam of magic at Weegee, n' Weegee returned another beam at Michael. Da two beams collided beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha multiverse.