YTP my little acid trip friends on LSD: Rebellion: Redemption: Recognition: Retribution: Requiem: Resignation: Revelation Recollection: Retirement: Reborn: Rebirth: Rampancy: Rising: Reloaded: Revamped: The Reconing: Downfall: V.2: The Epidemic of Plums!

by Ben Garrison

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Adventure, Sex, Random, Discord
Length: 8760

Weegee's final end game for Equestria begins! Will Michael Rosen and Rainbow Dash be able to save the multiverse?

at least read it before you dislike it! dumb cunts...
The sequel to ytp my little acid trip friends on LSD (for the love of God don't read it!)
Health warning! Read at own risk. may both cause and cure cancer.
The Equestrian colonial empire has been reduced to a chaos filled, shitstorm wreaked by civil war, and it's only hope, is that Michael Rosen can retrive heroes from across the multiverse to fight the forces of Weegee. Also he must get the hundreds and hundreds and millions of plums to make new Elements of harmony...
abandon all hope yee who proceed
not
fun times /\ ahead

IGN: amazing! 82.3 million/10 (we weren't payed to write that review)
Fox News: The fact that this "luckytheseal" is allowed to live let alone write is an offence to republicans everywhere!
Jehova's witnesses: This fic represents the arrival of the rapture
Russia Today: Today our glorious leader Putin has condemed the following things:
NATO, Europe, the Americas, Israel, Free thinkers, Gays, Fox news, any propaganda that isn't Russia Today, Adoption, and luckytheseal
Westboro baptist church: luckytheseal should die of gonorrhea and burn in hell!
Equestria Daily: ever heard of a dictionary? This is useless nonsensical banter!
E-health: This fic endagers us all...
luckytheseal: luckytheseal sucks!

Published 2013-04-05 21:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-09 02:28:08 UTC

segment 1: exxxecution

segment 1: exxxecution

Fore note: While reading this, don’t take it to seriously, because if you’re looking for serious, then read ‘when heroes aren’t there to save you’ because that made me very sad.

Segment: 1 eXXXecution

“Rated M for Masturbation!

Blood

Intense Violence

Strong Language

Like a girl on her period!”

--

David’s little gang was shooting up the library, and it was only a matter of time before one of the musket balls they fired struck somebody.

“Ok, they have yet to nerf the plum of power so this should be easy!” Michael Rosen exclaimed as drew the gold plum from his pocket.

“Nerfed?” Twilight questioned from behind a collapsed bookshelf.

“You know, make it weaker so it isn’t over powered. Sheesh where have you been the last 5 years?” Mervin called out as he sprayed his uzi at the 20 gang members outside. “Dam it they nerfed the fucking Uzi! Seriously I just shot that broken baby dick sucker 8 times in the head!”

Michael kicked down the door, stabbed the nearest gang member in the eye with his spoon, then he held up the plum, and the other 19 gangsters suddenly gained the exact same injury.

Rainbow Dash went outside once the shooting stopped, she got a good look at the members of David’s little gang. They each wore; hot pink tinted hipster glasses, a powder blue tuxedo, and rainbow bowties. She also noticed that the lawn was covered in orange foam darts…

“This’ll pay you back! This’ll pay you back!” Mr. Rosen chanted as he continued to stab the one gangster in the eye.

“Wow Michael, ain’t nobody got time for dat! We need to get out! Get out! David’s little chocolate gang could be here any minute!” Mervin urged.

“You’re right, one simply doesn’t have time for such affairs!” Michael said, as he got up from the corpse.

They all piled into the white unmarked van that had been chopped in to a convertible for ‘swag’, that the gangsters arrived in. “Where to?” Mervin asked as they departed.

“Well ma barn’s always cool.” Apple jack said as they raced through the town.

As they sped away they passed a sign that said ‘Critics will be shot on sight! –section 32-A of the Equestrian JoJ act’. “It’s like we’re in some kind of bad story by some teenager.” Michael joked.

“Bloody wanker’s probably typing with one hand!” Mervin added allowing a small chuckle from the mane 6 or rather 5, who had left spike behind, to buy them time.

“Oh dear, what will we do, Equestria’s at war with it’s self, and the princess is dead.” Twilight droned as she watched the countryside roll by.

“My dad said that after the war everyone came in my mum.” Michael said, the moral of the story being that the war ending was a bad thing. To which Twilight looked appalled.

--

Mean while in Canterlot:

Princess Luna, who had just became the official head of state, was gathered with various political figures to discus plans. She cleared he throat and prepared to speak. “I woke up this morning with the Zebracan ambassador (BSC Big Stripped Cock), and as a result Lybia has invaded Equestria to defend their weak values. Now I don’t have a five point plan I have a one point plan, and that point is to wipeout Ponyville!” The entire crowd roared in approval just as all politicians do.

--

Mean while in Appleoosa:

Pinky got up on stage before her assembled people, she had joined the National Fascist Party, thinking it was a party-party, and after a while their ideals of Earth pony supremacy grew on her, and now she was their leader. She cleared her throat, ready to give her first speech while at war. “The Equestria Government has been involved in the greatest environmental fuck up in history! When that dragon was spewing smoke it was us earth pony’s farms that wilted from the lack of sun, because admiral fat ass unicorn was just to slow. We will rise and smite those inferior asses!” The entire crowd saluted their leader.

--

Meanwhile location unknown:

Weegee looked through this worlds history, and paused at one certain part, Discord his agent of Chaos. Rather than following orders, had tried to set himself up as a god, and as a result had been turned to stone twice, a fate that would be kind compared to what Weegee would do to him.

--

Meanwhile back with Spike:

“They went to Aj’s I swear!” Spike blurted out after 3 seconds of interrogation.

The group’s leader pulled out his flint lock (buffed as of last patch), and shot the dragon in the head. “He was obviously lying to send us on a wild goose chase! Send all units to search the sewers!"

--

…and back with the main cast:

As they drove up to Aj’s barn Michael asked an odd question. “So Applejack, you’re a red neck, who can't lie, so tell me, have you fucked your brother?”

“Well ah can’t say I’m proud of it but yes, yes ah have.” She turned all shades of red, and lowered her head in shame.

“Good, because I’ve gone at it with my sister, and I also have a funny accent, so let’s how you say ‘buck’.” Aj and Michael gave each other that shady smile only perverted fucks can give.

“Can I watch I haven’t gotten off in like a day, and I don’t mind bestiality!” Rainbow Dash blurted out. “Fuck I said it out loud again didn’t I?!”

The two soon to be fuckers simply nodded at her, and Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight simply looked horrified.

Michael and Aj immediately went up stairs, with Rainbow Dash following behind.

“Whore get on the bed!” Michael said, (causing Rainbow Dash to have a horrible flash back to her night with Spitfire, AKA last night…) as he pulled off his pant revealing his monster cock, no literally it was a horrifying monster, picture Michael Rosen’s neck clone-stamped down there. Rainbow Dash left as fast as she could, no amount of masochistic torture porn could have prepared her for that! As she crept back down the stairs, she heard something so ungodly she almost puked. “I want to stand in your vagina!”

“So… What’s the situation like?” She asked her friends over the sound of thrashing and moaning.

“Well it turns out Big Mac and the rest of the reserves have been called upon to serve, and it seems like Spike did a real good job buying us time, I knew he wouldn’t crack.” Twilight said trying to not think about what was happening above them right now.

“MY PEENIS IS A SPIRE! CLOUDS AND BIRDS CIRCLE IT AS IT PENITRATES THE HEVENS!”

“Reminds me of Spitfire’s mom, loud.” Rainbow Dash said, having a little chuckle about old times.

“Oh, um, I think we should, um, check on them, if you think it’s appropriate.” Fluttershy said at a barely audible tone.

“Fluttershy dear, that would be most un-lady like.” Rarity informed her friend.

The sound of thumping continued, so Mervin decided to ask a question that had been on his mind. “Rainbow Dash, why do you like mares?”

Rainbow Dash blushed at the question, but answered nonetheless. “Ok, so my dad was a… male prostitute, and since my mom does more dope than Pinky Pie, he took me with him to work. Well I’m not Applejack or Michael Rosen, so I wasn’t going to clop to my own dad, so I ended up clopping to mares.”

There was then a loud thud signaling that Michael and Aj had fallen out of bed and on to the floor.

--

The next morning:

Michael Rosen had called everyone outside to discus the plan.

“Twi, ah can’t feel mah legs.” Applejack said as she dragged her lower half to the group.

Michael Rosen decided that rather than explaining that he had used a numbing lubricant, decided to lay out his plan, that had came to him in a terrifying wet dream.

“The plan is simple (like we haven’t heard that enough this franchise) the plum café v.1.3 go across the multiverse and gather some heroes to help us, and then we collect the hundreds of plums to forge new elements of harmony!”

“That plan doesn’t sound so simple…” Twilight pointed out.

“Now while the three of us are gone, you four will stall for time.” Michael conclude, then he grabbed Rainbow Dash and Mervin, and pulled them over to him. “Now that the plum of power is fully recharged with shag energy, we can teleport!” In a flash of gold the three disappeared and reappeared in a muddy field.

--

Meanwhile in Ponyville.

All of David’s little gang had retreated, turns out the dragon had told the truth, and that they had wasted their time. Now though, they ran as fast as they could, from the town as Luna’s plan for Ponyville came into fruition.

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sequence 2 the rosenverse!

Sequence 2: the Rosenverse!

“Extraterrestrials, killing pedestrians and raping lesbians while they’re all screaming let’s just be friends!” -Eminem

Twilight and here friends watched as Michael, Mervin, and Rainbow Dash left, then she felt an immense heat on her back, she stared ahead to full of fear to look behind her. Once the heat passed she gathered up the courage to look behind her. It was horrifying and beautiful at the same time; a large glowing cloud rose from the scorched earth below, and formed a mushroom like shape as it rose. As she stared transfixed on that, she didn’t the cloud that was travelling rapidly horizontally in all directions.

Just before the shock wave hit her Paul Ryan jumped out in front of the group, and parted the shock wave with a single stroke of his chain saw. “You left me at the library!” He seethed as he put the chainsaw, which Twilight notice had the words black dick written on it, back in it’s sheath.

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Meanwhile in Europe:

“HERE WE ARE!” Mervin yelled enthusiastically as the trio poofed into existence.

“Wow poofing in? luckytheseal obviously got cheep and reused the same effect form Dark Calling. He really is just a terrible writer!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

“Ah yes I remember now! We never left Yepre!” Michael said in sudden realization. “Come along now the British Channel is just north.” Michael said, and then was halted by a hail of bullets. “Dam it I forgot this her is territory of the Jewish Nazis!” Michael exclaimed as he ducked into the mud. Rainbow Dash looked around, a saw the enemy’s banner, a fed flag, with a white circle, and a black Star of David in the center, then she to dove into the mud.

Michael drew his spoon and threw it into one of the Jewish Nazi’s eyes.  He then rushed the group and used the plum of power to make all but one of them spontaneously combust.

He grabbed the last of them by the collar held him up and screamed in his face, “You! Are! 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inadequate.”  He then threw the man into the British channel, which as it turns out was just over the ridge. “Well, HERE WE ARE!” He yelled down to his companions.

“Does he always do that?” Rainbow Dash asked Mervin.

“Only when we are here.” He replied.

--

Meanwhile at sweat apple (cum) acres:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

--

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

--

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

--

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

--

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

--

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before being killed Big Mac broke a bottle on the ground that sent them back in time.

--

2 minutes earlier:

Paul Ryan and the mane 4 where preparing to leave for someplace safe, if there was anyplace safe left.

“Halt villainous scum! You have violated the Princess! Pay the fine or do the time! We are the Equestrian Special Forces!” Big Macintosh yelled and the rest of the ESF grumbled in agreement.

“Big Macintosh what did we do wrong!” Rarity demanded.

“The princess wants all of Ponyville dead. That’s what!” the Twist yelled in reply.

“You must Die!” Paul commanded as he rushed forward revving up black dick and proceeding to slash his way through their ranks.

Before Mr. Ryan killed big Mac AJ jumped between them. “Wait! don’t kill ma brother!”

Big Mac blinked a couple times. “Oh gosh darn it! I forgot you was in Ponyville. I’m sorry AJ.”

“Yeah yeah real touching now let’s get going.” Paul said as he tried to brush of the blood that now stained his suit.

--

Mean while in Canterlot:

Luna looked over a map of the world that showed all troop deployments. On the main land the Earth Pony supremacists where gaining much ground, and overseas their colonies in Zebraca were rebelling. Today was a very bad day.

“Your majesty the poles are in!” A guard yelled with glee.

“Good have them sent to Auschwitz Asylum for the Mentally Gay!” She said clapping her hooves together in celebration.

“No, the voting poles. 80% of the brony community says that they liked you only because you where over shadowed by your sister, now that you are queen, you kind of suck. The board of directors wants you replaced with Cadence!”

“Have the board sent to Auschwitz instead!” Luna demanded.

--

Meanwhile in London:

“Squeaky Klan Kars how may I help you?”

“I dropped my Café of for a oil change a week ago and yet it isn’t here!” Michael screamed into the telephone. The Plum Café V.1.3 had arrived in London went to the location of the café and found it missing.

“Yeah sorry new guy drove it into the Thames, if you want we can get you a coupon? For a 2% off your next oil change as compensation?”

“Oh well never mind then” Michael said then he hung up, stepped out of the phone booth, walked to the edge of the river, held out the plum of power and through his will raised a giant golden pyramid from the river. “Ah the plumb Café!” he said as he looked over the monolith before him.

--

meanwhile in canterlot:

“My lady I have good news bad news and more good news!” the guard said.

“What is it?” Luna asked; her curiosity peaked.

“Well the board of directors is in fact the Poles in disguise!”

“good two birds with one stone!”

“but we aren’t authorized to sentence them.” The guard elaborated.

“fuck!”

“But to keep things interesting they said you can remain queen as long as you are Nightmare Moon!”

“Fine.” She then tackled the guard, began ripping a tearing him to pieces, and absorbing his biomass Alex Mercer style. Part way through she stopped the evisceration to eat his intestines like they where spaghetti. Once the feast was complete she allowed the dark essence with in all ponies to seep into her, the transformation was complete she was Nightmare Moon!

(dramatic music)

Sequence 3: LOOK AT THIS MICHAEL ROSEN TAKES A TRIP TO ASS WHILE BINOO AND WEEGEE HAVE A RAP EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1337

Sequence 3: LOOK AT THIS MICHAEL ROSEN TAKES A TRIP TO ASS WHILE BEENU AND WEEGEE HAVE A RAP EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1337

Tim Horton’s is run by Nazis because they want to send children to camps!

–Serious100

Weegee pulled Discord to him and de-stonified him.

“master! What are you doing here, I mean I’m ever loyal and oh fuck this why the hell are you here?!” Discord asked. Of all the shit that could happen this shit wuz the most fucked.

Weegee simply stole the chaos energy from Discord then tossed him away. Discord oh so conveniently landed with the mane 4 plus Big Mac.

“Celestia fuck me with a solar flare!” Discord said indignantly.

“Hey! That’s my line!” A small grey unicorn in strange barding who had literally just fallen from a chaos induced time space warp in the sky yelled over, then looked at the sky and started hyperventilating.

--

meanwhile with in Fillydelphia:

Pinky looked over her conquered subjects, they all bowed either out of fear or respect. It was good to be the Fuhrer!

“Aw yeah now we can get the Nazi party started!” She yelled from her podium and had DJ-PON3 dj one more party before being sent to the chamber of commerce (the ultimate death by torture).

--

meanwhile in Canterlot:

Luna-oops, Nightmare Moon, had just killed the board of directors, and realizing that if she could kill them, she could kill… anyone, she did. “Public executions for everypony!”

--

Meanwhile in side the Plum Café:

Michael Rosen looked around, it all seemed alright minus the dead Squeaky Klan Kars employ in the command booth, something wuz off. “David’s little gang get the fuck out of my Café!” there was no response…

“wat? David’s little gang is always trying to jump us in here…” Mervin said, slightly disturbed by the silence.

“So what now?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Well the plum is out of power, and needs some recharge sex, so RD…” Michael said getting his ‘assume the position face’ on.

“Hell no, I’m about as straight as a curly fry!” Rainbow Dash protested.

“oh, this’ll fix that, Mervin leave this room, or no breathing!” Michael said as he got a bong out of the cupboard.

(insert the events of the 4-20 special here)

“I feel unclean!” Rainbow Dash complained as Michael piloted the café over the Mediterranean, constantly having to avoid flack from the not holy, not roman, and not an empire, holy roman empire.

“That’s not very nice! Not very nice at all, in fact it rather horrible.” Michael retorted. “Now we just need to go to the World Capital, Kigali Rwanda!” he then metaphorically floored it (no, it’s just lazy writing), and they jumped to Kigali.

--

Meanwhile in the street out side that hotel in Kigali:

The Supreme Council’s slow motion epic walk down the road put to the song chariots of fire, had finally ended, leaving them exactly 15 meters from the hotel’s front door.

At that moment the council’s newest member Cyber noticed the plum Café roaring towards them, and watched as it stopped on a dime mere inches in front of them.

“I pity the foo who drives that nasty rat’s ass of a plum café!” council member Mr. T exclaimed.

The door of the Café burst open and the plum Café v.1.3 ran out. “Join us and help us find the Hundreds and hundred and millions of googolplexes of plums so we can kick weegee to da curb!” Michael yelled to the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

The entire crowd of epic dudes all shouted “YAY!” and ran aboard.

Once aboard it was time for some planning. “Ok, it’s going to be a very very very long trip to Afghanistan, where the plums are, since the plum is too weak to jump, and sex is illegal in Kigali. So Kurt Cobain, write us a theme song on the way there, and oh I should probably take away your shotgun privileges.” Michael said, and stared at Rainbow Dash when he said sex.

“whoa! Di you just say Afghanistan?” The crash course guy asked. “because, no one conquers Afghanistan, except the Mongols.” It was true, Afghanist was the only nation not dominated by the Rwandan government.

At that moment SSoHPKC piped up. “Yeah we’re going to need to haul ass and get some serious shotgun rain going or it’s going to be bad news bears!”

“Ahem, I’m right here!” said Genghis Khan from the back row.

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--

Meanwhile with Nightmare Moon:

The executioner brought the next victim forward. The bag was removed from his head, revealing him to be Weegee! Instantly the guards keeled over and died, his bonds where cut, and he was upon her. With each thrust his member grew longer, soon it came (LOL) out her mouth and she choked on it, Weegee then ripped her open and took the result of his ethereal seed, a baby Luna he decided to name Wuna, he then sent her to Brazil to become a prostitute.

However he was not alone, on the other end of the room wuz Binoo the cat. Weegee locked eyes with opponent ready for what was to cum.

Binoo took a deep breath and let the words fly. “I’mma gonna suck some dicks I got lubricant in pocket, I-I-I’m humping looking for Wee-gee this is fucking sause!”

When it was his turn, Weegee knew he couldn’t beat the French Canadian cat rapist extraordinaire, so he just killed her with mind bullets.

--

meanwhile with the mane 4 (spoilerz) soon to be 3:

“Discord what the fucking hell are you doing here?!” Twilight demanded.

“Fak u spilight twarckle!” was his only reply.

At that moment David’s elite 1337th regiment of teh gangsta guard showed up with RPGs. 20 stepped forward, took a knee, aimed, fired, then stepped back and reloaded while another stepped forward and fire, then they repeated this. Each RPG hit Applejack turning her into a red cloud of bloody mist. “Isn’t nature fascinating?” Fluttershy said as she stared at the cloud that had been her friend.

Then none other then David him self stepped forward. “You must die!” was all he said before he was interrupted by another. King Dude Man kicked over David and stomped on his head in a way that caused his head to burst like a grape spattering blood all over Rarity, who passed out from the grossness.

“aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahh fggts!” said King Dude Man from over David’s body. His little gang then committed ritual suicide.

--

Sequince 4: fuck it i can't cum up wit any bad grammur puns 4 dis

Sequence 4: fuck it I can’t think of a title

“You shouldn’t kill people for real or they’ll bleed and die!” –My friend’s little sister

“Attention passengers attention, we are now crossing the Iran-Afghanistan Border, and we will be landing shortly.” Mervin said over the café’s intercom.

Meanwhile in Kabul:

The President of Afghanistan checked and quadruple checked the radar readings. Then he made his decision, “Summon the Mujahideen!”

meanwhile in 3questryeh:

The main 3 plus big mac, discord and Kingmandude finally arrived in Manehattan. “so wats teh plan wons we get here spilight twarkle?” Discord asked.

“The plan is simple: Wipe out Weegee!” The lavender unihorn said. At those words all the ponies of manehattan began to masturbate in celebration. Seriously we are talking dick/clit in hoof here.

Meanwhile in the void between realmz:

Weegee sat upon his thrown of aborted fetuses. He knew dat Michael was going after the plums. He should have sent some bitches to fuck Michael up, but deep within, a part of him wanted to die, the part that was still Luigi, the part he thought had died when Mama Luigi was killed by the King’s boi!

back in Afghanistan:

The plum Café landed and the only person qualified to invade Afghanistan, Genghis Khan, lead the way out of the café. The moment he stepped out he had a stroke and died. “well we’re fucked!” Ned said and began looking through his declassified survival guide for “invading Afghanistan w/out the Mongols.”

The Mujahideen showed up on horseback and began to laydown some serious firepower on the café with their AKs. “oh fuck this!” Makuta Teridax said and instantly drowned the entire nation in darkness. When the sky finally brightened all resistance had been slaughtered.

“ok, now to find teh plums!” Michael said as he raised the plum of power and used it magic to call out to the plums.

The ground rumbled, split, and raised, revealing that the entire nation was built on top of a giant golden plum tree! The power transferred from the infinite volume of magical plums into the plum of power. Michael felt the power coarse through him: it was his to controlloloolololoolololololol. “Ok, let’s go back to Equestria where I’m the fastest man in the frillif!”

TO BE CONCLUDED!

Sequnce V: teh End

Sequence V: The End

“Life is a game where you can’t win, you can only die slower, but you’re not in to that so why don’t you go ahead and dislike it. Dislike it. Dislike it! Dislike It! DISLIKE IT! *DISLIKE IT!** DISLIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”* –Bro Team

Now that he had acquired the greatest power in the multiverse Michael Rosen knew it wuz time to Fuck Weegee’s day up. “Alright everyone back to the plum café.”

“aw yeah we can kill every war if we wanted! Even the ghosts!” Broteam exclaimed as he and le rest of le Supreme council got in the Café and prepared for departure. Michael took to the control booth and used the hundreds and hundreds of trillions of quadrillions of googolplexes and googolplexes and googolplexes and-

“Now hold on Lucky. We are all glad that you got to write a troll fic, but the command C command V jokes have nothing to do with finishing the Poop crossover.” Michael said to the author.

“Good bye 4th wall, I hardly knew you.” luckytheseal said to his computer screen.

-dozens of plums, to raise the café off the ground, and into the trans-dimensional void.

Below the giant wind up gorilla mechs were released from the earth’s core to engage in mortal strife against the Rwandan Dominion!

Michael awoke from his sleep many hours latter to find that they had crashed in Manehattan.

He got out to inspect the dead, which was everyone minus Rainbow Dash,  Mervin, and himself. “Oh No! This isn’t very nice, not very nice at all! In fact some would say it’s rather horrible.”

“fak u alienz” sed dipcord. Michael recognized his voice as the voice of the one who pooped the Rosen-verse. In a fury of raw human aggression Micheal rushed the draconiquis, grabbed it by the tail and at a 45-degree angle jerked his arms around in a figure eight, thus slamming the demon into the ground.

“Michael what are you doing?!” screamed Twilight from the edge of the crater.

“No Twilight he is doing good.” Said Paul Ryan as he put out an arm to block Twilight.

“Yes. Discord dun fucked up our-verse so the fucker needs to pay.” Kingdudeman added.

After Discord died Michael resumed his mild mannered-ness and approached the lavender unihorn. “So what’s up doc?”

“You’re café crash just killed the Pony’s Freedom Army and it’s leader Iké Dubaku! They and their foal soldiers were our best chance at chasing out Weegee imperialism!” She exclaimed.

“Good that makes things simple, less chances of friendly fire.” He replied, and Twilight thought it over a bit before accepting it.

“um guys we have a problem.” Fluttershy said very quietly, and was unheard. “Um there’s pinky coming this way.” She said slightly louder, that got everyone’s attention.

“To arms mother-“ Kingdudeman started to say when he was sniped.

“Everyone we need to hold them off until Weegee gets here!” Mervin exclaimed.

“I need to save the infinity plum until then!” Michael said as he pulled out his wooden spoon, rushed forward and stabbed an earth pony in the eye.

The battle was vicious Michael continued his advance shanking and slashing his way through the enemy’s ranks, but for each earth pony wearing a black combat helmet that fell, none came to replace it, cutting the blood orgy that had begun short.

(author’s note: we the production team would like to apologize to any ex SS in the audience, being the victim of ladle violence is no laughing matter. The intern put that in, and we only reason we don’t fire her is because she’s hot.) [author’s note: I’m not a misogynist that was a joke!]

“Aw you guyz are no fun!” Pinky said from atop her mobile hill throne. Her and the throne were instantly cut in half by one swipe of Paul Ryan’s chain saw, Black Cock.

The victory was short lived as Paul suddenly exploded due to sexbad the traitor’s actions. Rainbow Dash used her blow dart tube for the first time to kill sexbad, the dart turned him into a tentacle porn monster! That quickly died.

What’s this?

Rainbow Dash is evolving!

Congratulations your Rainbow Dash evolved into Rainblow Dash!

Then Mervin cried out in anguish and fell to the floor in spasms of YTP goodness. Weegee wuz here! (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!)

There were no words, because Weegee doesn’t speak. So Michael drew on the power of the plums, all 2 of them and released a beam of magic at Weegee, and Weegee returned another beam at Michael. The two beams collided destroying the multiverse.

(music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8 )

Mike awoke from his chill nuff minutes latter ta find dat they had crashed up in Manehattan.

Dude gots up ta inspect tha dead, which was mah playas minus Rainbow Dash,  Mervin, n' his dirty ass. "Oh No! This aint straight-up sick, not straight-up sick at all! In fact some would say it’s rather horrible."

"fak u alienz" sed dipcord. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Mike recognized his voice as tha voice of tha one whoz ass pooped tha Rosen-verse. In a gangbangin' fury of raw human aggression Micheal rushed tha draconiquis, grabbed it by tha tail n' at a 45-degree angle jerked his thugged-out arms round up in a gangbangin' figure eight, thus slammin tha demon tha fuck into tha ground.

"Mike what tha fuck is you bustin?!" screamed Twilight from tha edge of tha crater n' shit.

"No Twilight he is bustin good." Said Pizzle Ryan as he put up a arm ta block Twilight.

"Yes yes y'all. Discord dun fucked up our-verse so tha fucker need ta pay." Mackdaddydudeman added.

After Discord took a dirt nap Mike resumed his crazy-ass mild mannered-nizz n' approached tha lavender unihorn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "So what’s up doc?"

"You’re cafe crash just capped tha Pony’s Freedom Army n' it’s leader Ike Dubaku! They n' they foal soldiers was our dopest chizzle at chasin up Weegee imperialism!" Biatch exclaimed.

"Dope dat make thangs simple, less chancez of thugged-out fire." Dude replied, n' Twilight thought it over a lil' bit before acceptin dat shit.

"um pimps our crazy asses gotz a problem." Fluttershy holla'd straight-up on tha fuckin' down-lowly, n' was unheard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Um there’s pinky comin dis way." Biatch holla'd slightly louder, dat gots everyone’s attention.

"To arms mother-" Mackdaddydudeman started ta say when da thug was sniped.

"Everyone we need ta hold dem off until Weegee gets here!" Mervin exclaimed.

"I need ta save tha infinitizzle plum until then!" Mike holla'd as he pulled up his wooden spoon, rushed forward n' jabbed a earth pony up in tha eye.

Da battle was vicious Mike continued his thugged-out advizzle shankin n' slashin his way all up in tha enemy’s ranks yo, but fo' each earth pony bustin a funky-ass black combat helmet dat fell, none came ta replace it, cuttin tha blood orgy dat had begun short.

"Aw you guyz is no fun!" Pinky holla'd from atop her mobile hill throne yo. Her n' tha throne was instantly cut up in half by one swipe of Pizzle Ryan’s chain saw, Black Cock.

Da victory was short lived as Pizzle suddenly blew up like a muthafucka cuz of sexbad tha traitor’s actions. Rainbow Dash used her blow dart tube fo' tha last time ta bust a cap up in sexbad, tha dart turned his ass tha fuck into a tentacle porn monsta playa! That quickly died.

What’s this?

Rainbow Dash is evolving!

Congratulations yo' Rainbow Dash evolved tha fuck into Rainblow Dash!

Then Mervin cried up in anguish n' fell tha fuck ta tha floor up in spasmz of YTP goodness. Weegee wuz here biaaatch! (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!)

There was no lyrics, cuz Weegee don’t speak. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So Mike drew on tha juice of tha plums, all 2 of dem n' busted out a funky-ass beam of magic at Weegee, n' Weegee returned another beam at Michael. Da two beams collided beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha multiverse.

Michael awoke from his sleep many hours latter to find that they had crashed in Manehattan.

He got out to inspect the dead, which was everyone minus Rainbow Dash,  Mervin, and himself. “Oh No! This isn’t very nice, not very nice at all! In fact some would say it’s rather horrible.”

“fak u alienz” sed dipcord. Michael recognized his voice as the voice of the one who pooped the Rosen-verse. In a fury of raw human aggression Micheal rushed the draconiquis, grabbed it by the tail and at a 45-degree angle jerked his arms around in a figure eight, thus slamming the demon into the ground.

“Michael what are you doing?!” screamed Twilight from the edge of the crater.

“No Twilight he is doing good.” Said Paul Ryan as he put out an arm to block Twilight.

“Yes. Discord dun fucked up our-verse so the fucker needs to pay.” Kingdudeman added.

After Discord died Michael resumed his mild mannered-ness and approached the lavender unihorn. “So what’s up doc?”

“You’re café crash just killed the Pony’s Freedom Army and it’s leader Iké Dubaku! They and their foal soldiers were our best chance at chasing out Weegee imperialism!” She exclaimed.

“Good that makes things simple, less chances of friendly fire.” He replied, and Twilight thought it over a bit before accepting it.

“um guys we have a problem.” Fluttershy said very quietly, and was unheard. “Um there’s pinky coming this way.” She said slightly louder, that got everyone’s attention.

“To arms mother-“ Kingdudeman started to say when he was sniped.

“Everyone we need to hold them off until Weegee gets here!” Mervin exclaimed.

“I need to save the infinity plum until then!” Michael said as he pulled out his wooden spoon, rushed forward and stabbed an earth pony in the eye.

The battle was vicious Michael continued his advance shanking and slashing his way through the enemy’s ranks, but for each earth pony wearing a black combat helmet that fell, none came to replace it, cutting the blood orgy that had begun short.

“Aw you guyz are no fun!” Pinky said from atop her mobile hill throne. Her and the throne were instantly cut in half by one swipe of Paul Ryan’s chain saw, Black Cock.

The victory was short lived as Paul suddenly exploded due to sexbad the traitor’s actions. Rainbow Dash used her blow dart tube for the first time to kill sexbad, the dart turned him into a tentacle porn monster! That quickly died.

What’s this?

Rainbow Dash is evolving!

Congratulations your Rainbow Dash evolved into Rainblow Dash!

Then Mervin cried out in anguish and fell to the floor in spasms of YTP goodness. Weegee wuz here! (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!)

There were no words, because Weegee doesn’t speak. So Michael drew on the power of the plums, all 2 of them and released a beam of magic at Weegee, and Weegee returned another beam at Michael. The two beams collided destroying the multiverse.

Michael’s last words were: “I’m getting some serious Deja vu here!”

Michael awoke from his sleep many hours latter to find that they had crashed in Manehattan.

He got out to inspect the dead, which was everyone minus Rainbow Dash,  Mervin, and himself. “Oh No! This isn’t very nice, not very nice at all! In fact some would say it’s rather horrible.”

“fak u alienz” sed dipcord. Michael recognized his voice as the voice of the one who pooped the Rosen-verse. In a fury of raw human aggression Micheal rushed the draconiquis, grabbed it by the tail and at a 45-degree angle jerked his arms around in a figure eight, thus slamming the demon into the ground.

“Michael what are you doing?!” screamed Twilight from the edge of the crater.

“No Twilight he is doing good.” Said Paul Ryan as he put out an arm to block Twilight.

“Yes. Discord dun fucked up our-verse so the fucker needs to pay.” Kingdudeman added.

After Discord died Michael resumed his mild mannered-ness and approached the lavender unihorn. “So what’s up doc?”

“You’re café crash just killed the Pony’s Freedom Army and it’s leader Iké Dubaku! They and their foal soldiers were our best chance at chasing out Weegee imperialism!” She exclaimed.

“Good that makes things simple, less chances of friendly fire.” He replied, and Twilight thought it over a bit before accepting it.

“um guys we have a problem.” Fluttershy said very quietly, and was unheard. “Um there’s pinky coming this way.” She said slightly louder, that got everyone’s attention.

“To arms mother-“ Kingdudeman started to say when he was sniped.

“Everyone we need to hold them off until Weegee gets here!” Mervin exclaimed.

“I need to save the infinity plum until then!” Michael said as he pulled out his wooden spoon, rushed forward and stabbed an earth pony in the eye.

The battle was vicious Michael continued his advance shanking and slashing his way through the enemy’s ranks, but for each earth pony wearing a black combat helmet that fell, none came to replace it, cutting the blood orgy that had begun short.

“Aw you guyz are no fun!” Pinky said from atop her mobile hill throne. Her and the throne were instantly cut in half by one swipe of Paul Ryan’s chain saw, Black Cock.

The victory was short lived as Paul suddenly exploded due to sexbad the traitor’s actions. Rainbow Dash used her blow dart tube for the first time to kill sexbad, the dart turned him into a tentacle porn monster! That quickly died.

What’s this?

Rainbow Dash is evolving!

Congratulations your Rainbow Dash evolved into Rainblow Dash!

Then Mervin cried out in anguish and fell to the floor in spasms of YTP goodness. Weegee wuz here! (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!)

“Michael! You need to know, that Applejack died when she was killed!” Rarity said at the last moment. The news broke Michael’s concentration. News of you one true love dying would break anyone’s concentration. Thus he was caught off guard by Weegee’s beam. It passed right through him.

At that moment Michael had a revelation:

He didn’t exist: He was just a figment of Rainbow Dashes crash induced insanity.

Rainbow Dash was dead: She actually died in the crash, everypony else was just in denial.

This world was fake: It was all just a 16 year old’s poor attempt at a troll fic.

That author’s world wasn’t real: It was all part of the American dream.

The American Dream was a lie: It was all just God’s most terrifying wet dream.

(aka hurricane sandy!)

All that was just Michael Rosen’s coma dream!

(go music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r2TNh1WPIo )

Michael awoke in a hospital room. There were plenty of tubes and beeping machines around the room. He looked out the window, and saw that his hospital window overlooked the Thames river, and that London’s skyline was dominated by giant space scrapers. Unless the calendar in his room was lying, it was now 2080 AGC.

Michael felt a cold numbness wash over him as a flying tank hovered past his window.

previously, and prologue

What happened last time, and a prologue

Fore note:

I actually didn’t want to make this, surprisingly others did though, so here it is the sequel to possibly the worst story on the site…

(why didn’t I say thirty likes rather than ten)

And yes that is the most ridiculous title ever…

"The hatted monsignor dons a blue shirt signaling his disapproval"

Last time on YTP My Little Acid Trip: Friends On LSD:

Shit was fucked, spitfire almost lost her virginity, Michael Rosen showed up, and let Rainbow Dash join the ‘plum café 1.3’, and then to be continued happened… oh and pinky’s a nazi (derp)

That’s actually a completely accurate summary...

THAT’S ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED!

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Weegee looked out on the land of Equestria, nothing would stand in his way, he would regress this world past the brink of chaos, just as he had with so many before.The elements of harmony have been divided, Celestia lies cold, dead at the feet of Weegee, all this world’s defenses have been ether by passed or compromised.

In fact the only thing that had a ghost of a chance of inconveniencing his plan was that dumb, plum obsessed, spineless, dickless, heartless, brainless, inbred (or as southerners call it ‘purebred’) child’s story author, who had been accidentally brought over from an already corrupted world.

Now all he had to do was wait for Equestria to fall…

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4/20 blaze it special

4/20 blaze it speciel

(this isn’t an actual chapter, I just thought that if I was going to do a special for this I might as well do it today when everyone is high as fuck)

“All I do is smoke weed I don’t give a fuck!” –smoking weed guy

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Michael Rosen and Rainbow Dash were sitting around in the Café smoking weed.

“Yo… Michael this is… the shit…” Rainbow dash said in a stoner tone.

Michael looked her over. Her eyes were red and she was speaking slowly, she was baked out her mind. “4/20… blaze it…” He replied and raised his joint in a sort of  toast to the day.

“Dude? Have you ever wondered if… we are like… you know… what is it now… oh yeah characters… in some form of fan… fiction?” The stoned Pegasus asked.

“Wow bra… that’s like… trippy…” Michael said as he looked at his hand. He then heard the mare giggling intensely. “Whatzz so… funny?” He asked.

“My mane looks like… a gay pride flag… heh… heh… heh…” She explained as she looked at her reflection in the bong water.

“Heh heh… yeah true… that. Good joj… rain dish… I know! We will share the sacred blunt!” Michael said as he got up and rooted through his cabinet until he found it. “Here it is, it’s weed from the garden of Eden, wrapped in the dead sea scrolls, the American constitution, and the communist manifesto, and it was rolld by the Dahlia Lama.” He explained.

The two then shared the blunt, then they fucked hard core.

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