Chapters 2013 phone call from Ray and George
"Dude" I call my friend George. earlier I went to game stop to get the black ops 2 game. Me and George are pretty good beta testers and for some reason game stop gave us two costume packs for Mortal Kombat I simply said thank you and claimed the power up points and left.
30 minutes later
"Finally its done". I give him the costume pack "Game stop put in it that we should beta test it."After a while of convincing him I get him to play as the character costume set I pick the awesome epic Stryker while my best friend since we were kids picks smoke.I quote from the movie"No one can see me move in the darkness" He gets annoyed and turns into invisble for a damage boost.face !" with that I win and the game suddenly changes from the game to a my little pony wallpaper .I immediately call George I say in the phone. "dude are you seeing what i am seeing" he reply with the same thing and we agree to use Skype to show what happened.
Author's Note
Based on the assassins creed 3 multiplayer. i hope you like it. sorry for cheesy entering sorry for the brown man reference that's my nick name ray
Ch: 1 Really
Why in the world am i a pony. I look around and sigh just gray walls and etc.
Author's Note
If you are intrested
Ch: 2 Time to ruin my LIVER
Ch: 2 Time to ruin my LIVER
After a while of waiting and being punched repeatedly.The question pony gives up and asks me a question.
"Do you know our anthem? I look at George and look at the person likes he is the most stupid person.
"Do you know who the Fuck i am a American. Bitch! come here". I start to get out of my strapped chair and tackle the questioner and start punching him like a mad man. While the American anthem plays in my mind.
"You never insult a American for not knowing his song"! eventually guards come out and get me off of him.
"Well that was eventful" i say after trying to get George out of his chair. He looks at him self and starts to get in a seizure freak out.music three pony's nod and start playing the music. "Well lets get this over with" George starts with 3...2... 1. "And go!
Some of the pony's are saying "Go go go go"! I grab another and start getting a buzz and a stomach ache from drinking.
You should stop the song right now
After a while of looking for a house to sleep in we gave up."Lets go bro its time to sleep and i am pretty hungry"
Author's Note
Thanks to wolf gear to help me. hope you like the song This took a while to make hope you like it.
Ch:3 Fame and celiestia and my eye
Ch:3 Fame and celiestia and my eye
"Oh my head." When i woke up i noticed a huge cloth bandage on my neck i look around and see a group of frightened villagers and a bloody captain next to me."George what happened"?
Finally George comes in he has a cloth bandage to around his right shoulder."Dude you're okay i thought you died." He hugs me and my inner human in my mind says,Gay! "Dude stop please" he lets go and says "Okay when i found you you had a axe in your neck or was it your shoulder.
Five days later
The walk back to the capitol wasn't bad but it was mostly quiet. I worried in constant fear.
After recovering from it I look at the princess she is in total shock she eventually recovers from it. "Wow just wow please join the royal guard". she gets on her knees or whatever and begs I blush,because I now have royalty kissing my ass or begging as people say i look at shinning his face as he is frozen in place shining I wave my hoof in his face he wakes up and utters. "I have never seen that ever". Me and Celestia argue on the terms of our agreement what we get and what we don't eventually we agree on some conditions one we don't wear armor two we get to bring in 4 other pony's with us and three we get our own rooms in the castle she accepts and she calls a few maids to bring us to our rooms when we arrive it is pretty huge and fancy i whistle "Wow this is awesome" we go to bed In our new ones. And the next day i feel a nice and stinging sensation on my crotch.When i look around my bed i see a unicorn that looks a lot like the Celestia "What the fuck!"
Author's Note
Hope you liked it i am gonna introduce next time a stunned captain guard and a new wife and husband. remember a mercenary mean warriors for hire. And guess who is gonna be a wife the next chapter? hoped you like that fire emblem reference in time i am gonna bring another hero in the story.and for those people stupid. shining will stick with moon and evol
"What the fuck just happened" i look closer at the unicorn as it looks a lot like the princess she has the tiara but she does not have those fancy wings and the mane is Indigo.Eventually i work up the courage to talk to her,"Hello my name is moon and why in the world are you in my bed?" When i look at her she is defiantly asleep and is probably the source of my stinging crotch.After a while of waiting i finally just say "Buck it" i punch her in the gut as soon as land the blow she gasps for air and writhes on the bed in pain.I think about it and maybe she is the princess.To make sure I say.
Law 22 Any pony who has committed sex will at will marry the one who companion.
After a while of waiting for her to freak out I go to Georges bed who now is annoyed and awake.
"Lunas its me Celestia" she knocks on the door a few times eventually she gets in and I grab a chair and start waiting while I was bored George disappeared and came back he said.
When we do it is amazing exactly like skyrim at first there is a few unactivated traps as the floor always has polished stone floors also it has wood props around the edges of it to support.But it is exactly like skyrim as the cave winds down the stone florr becomes earth cobble the more wood props appear until we hit a jackpot.The room is filed with a enchantment table and a brewing stand exactly from skyrim also the place has beds!"Oh my god this place is awesome!"I get to one of the beds and start clearing it out.I take a look at shining and celestia as they are already getting used to it or at least trying when shining stabs the biggest spider I have seen after that everyone went to sleep.
I check everyone's bed for anymore spiders I find a awsome hat as its a old flat hat and a silver edge. Not bad i think in my head.I find no spiders a lot of dust but no spiders I go to one of the beds as it is cotton white I wonder how in the world does it look so new?After that I fall in bed as soon as possible and I start to drift away into sleep.
Author's Note
sup pepes i hope you like this Me i try to keep my life in order while doing this next chapterIs celiestia starts to get used to public life no longer royal
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Ch:5 Meeting twilight and knocking her out .
After getting the worlds best sleep in the world I manage to get off my bed and look around the room.It is a pretty normal room as it has beds chairs a kitchen and a awesome table and when I look around a awesome door teak.I take a good look at shining and they look pretty satisfied as the place looks great.Eventually i hear a knocking on the door that led to this room.jaw and then I charge up a fist while her back is shown. My hoof and what every used to be my arm charges into a blue aura and punches her I hear the satisfying crunch of her back and jaw as she falls unconscious on the ground.
2 hours later
My wife is now filling my mouth with soap "God dammit blblblbl aghh ptew!" I spit out the surprising nice tasting soap and look at the princess "Hello my name is moon that's shining and theirs evol and celly". I point to them she is still looking dazed and with a slight amazement.(In my life i have learned to tell faces). She finally speaks up she takes out a note pad and a old style pen and a ink well she says."How did you that no one I have seen can do a simple punch and break bones." I reply with "Nope just my epic fists and x-ray" mentioning mortal kombat.gamer .spine he winces in pain as the other 2 dogs come."Come and get me I will take you all down!" One of the dogs try to charge at me but I manage to stand on the hind legs like i used to and punch him in the stomach or his chest then grab him and throw him headfirst into the ground hearing the familiar cracking of his skull .I quote smoke with "stay down".ROUND TWO......FIGHT! " I quickly get back up while the dog gets a surprised look on his face like I rose from the dead.I quickly punch him in the skull breaking it into pieces then step on him hard breaking his ribs. After a moment of pity I give them mercy by giving them a quick death......snapping their necks in half. I look to the five ponies as they wear the most scared looks on their faces "Go on back to your homes and make sure you don't tell anyone about this" .I suddenly remember the way back to the nearest town I point them in that direction. As they run off to their homes I take a breather then i proceed to walk home the ribs the dog's broke messed up my walking as every step manages to poke me painfully as the ribs and my spine pretty much make my walk a lot wobbly and half the time I need to pause to throw up some more.
Author's Note
hope you liked the x-ray attack to twilight sparkle and the song its a pretty cool one i do not own anything except the writing also the songs and videos are not mine they belong to their respective owners that and hope you like it not sure if shining should be a engineer or a recon?
Ch:6 Pack a punch and mystery box
After finally waking up I notice my surroundings as they are sterile white and i notice the annoying pace maker working furiously to keep my heart beating eventually it goes flat line .( turn down your volume it pretty loud)After a while of that annoying and loud sound that around 4 nurses and 1 doctor rush in when they reach me. They have the most confused and amazed faces.I quickly unplug most of the stuff and head out of the building leaving the stunned and happy doctors in the building. After hearing a warning of "look our" I quickly spot her punch her in the ribs and bring the thunder by grabbing her putting her head towards the ground and use it as a jack hammer(this happened in seconds). She quickly writhes in pain and i exit the scene by walking to the nearest direction to the cave.
One hour and a lot of asking later......
Eventually I reach library and It is a huge tree I whistle *whistle* "wow that's a pretty big tree". I go in and I run into twilight and she has the most concentrated face."Hey twilight how you doing"? She replies with "not much aghh"! I wonder why she was angry so i take a look at her she is looking at a huge war story as it is in Spanish.B23R or the repeater pistol dual.George activates his and gets the dual ray gun and the stakeout . We both scream until we start hugging the box. After that we turn back to twilight and celly the pegasus must have fled.M1 Garand with a Sniper scope replacing the iron sight and a grenade attachment. Another try and a B23R single pistol.AK-47 with the Shotgun attachment,and a very frustrated twilight. "Waz up!" I greet them they tell me twilight has tried around 30 times and then is starting to go a little insane. Eventually they managed to calm her down to a very frustrated level.
Author's Note
sup peeps thanks to bluepeeps15 for editing my failing grammar.Next one will be filled with a little more chat and weapons training!
Ch:7 necromorphs and first death
After getting up from a horrible sleep my inner me calls for nature so I soon look for a bathroom. But my lack of direction kicks in and I trip around 10 times each on my face so I just screw proper manners and I just piss in a crack.
Author's Note
This was a buck to make a buck! this took a while of dead space knowledge to do this. I own NOTHING except the words put together the references belong to their respective owners.
Chapter: 8 OMG What is happening
Authors note: Thanks to MonsterAddict for helping me he is awesome.
" I am alive yes!!!!!" i wake up and soon said those words. "Eat that death uh huh who is the master uh!!" After celebrating for a while i look around the room and spot another of the machines with the words.the spec ops in call of duty.showing me as a rifleman .human so prepare to walk on two legs!."Toughness perk a tactical mask and for armor a heavy flak jacket. I have the perks dexterity and extreme conditioning and fast hands and the chamber gave me Light equipment and for fire arms a shotgun and a mini crossbow with racks of bolts tracker bolts explosive bolts and the normal bolts. Evol is a scout recon class with a sniper rifle and he has a sensor grenade his first perk is hard line his next perk is Hard wired and the last perk is Awarness .
(Shining and moon and evol are gonna talk in head phones so here is a guide to how there gonna talk.
"You notice something guys? There all humans you know what that means get everybody out of pony ville!"
"Okay guys coast is clear.....SHIT I need you guys here theirs a guy with huge armor i can't take him..*Beeeep*!"
"Shit shining let go to pony ville evol is in danger, celly you there honey, Celly can you hear me!"
"Yeah were gonna need some backup is there like a button or something there that can help us?" I manage to answer while running as it turns out its hard to talk in 50 pounds of gear.
Elsewhere!
“SPLAT!” 101, “CRUNCH” 102. “Oh man this never gets old!” “SPLAT! 103. They just stood around groaning and standing around. As if they wanted to get run over. This wasn’t fun, this wasn’t sport, it was too easy. There isn’t any challenge in this. Heck he didn’t even need his fully loaded, fully automatic classic M16 he kept as a passenger, lovingly seat belted and gleaming bright with tender loving care, to the seat next to him. It looked so… lonely there… but no… it was a waste of her bullets. “CRACK” 103. The stallion sighed and reached to the back seat for a cold beer, his eyes still trained and focused on the way ahead of him. His other hoof driving the car with a high amount of skill only a gentle colt living by the road could acquire.
Author's Note
This was boring to make but it will open a new door to the dudes next there will be an outbreak and a new character.
Bonus paragrpah: 1 its all a game...
"Dear me well there goes one of my pawns". As two beings were shown playing chess as he removed his piece.
Author's Note
Yeah its a chess game of death!!!!!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Thanks a lot for the likes and faves...you have inspired me to create another chapter soon.
