This was supposed to be an easy day. Go up to the mountain with Rainbow, watch her do a few tricks, have a few drinks, and come home fifty bits richer. Now you're snowed in with this mare, drunk out of you mind. This can only end poorly...

This is an Anon in Equestria story. If you have a problem with stories being in second person and the main character being called Anon, please, by all means, leave now.

This is my first attempt at clop, and if I may so, it's rather bad.