Chapter 1 Intro: Equestria or bust (Remake)
Intro
Date: 12/21/2012
Location: Quebec, Canada. Outside of Hull
Time: 11:50:50
Name: Westley C. Becker
Age: 17
I was checking my computer’s clock tick away as I watched the season 2 premiere of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for the first time. I had seen the Josh Scorcher review of it a dozen times and figured that I probably should get around to viewing it. I mean, the end of the world is coming, after all. I had joked to myself.
There were reports of riots blazing through the capital, but my home was not in danger. Thank god I lived far from any towns. I was sure, so sure, that they would stop after midnight. I mean, they were rioting because of the end of the world, just like people did during the turn of the millenium (and look how that ended, or rather, didn’t end).
One of the tales I had picked up made me laugh. Apparently, a guy had snuck into a news van as the reporter assigned to it was broadcasting inside and started playing ‘It's The End of the World as We Know It.’ (Oh come on! You know you would laugh too!).
Oh, where are my manners. Two paragraphs in and I haven't introduced myself. I am Westley C. Becker and I am 17 years old. (No, I will not tell you my date of birth, as that will come into play later on). I am a gamer, brony, nerd, and fan of the kingdom hearts series. I was born in Tofino, British Columbia in the great polar nation of Canada, but somehow, life had dictated my last residence on earth to be in Québec. My family still has the house in B.C. if you're wondering. It's a Bed and Breakfast.
“Hi! I see you're breaking the fourth wall! Can I help?” Pinkie Pie asked as she appeared out of nowhere.
“What the? Pinkie! You and the rest of your friends are not even in this chapter. Please, go away.” I commanded, annoyed.
“Okey dokey lokey!”
“Wait Pinkie! Ummm...I'm gonna need you to forget this whole thing happened.”
“What were we talking about?” Well that was easy. Too easy. She didn’t even seem hyper. “Oh! I remember! You wanted me to forget that I just popped in to say hi and to see if you needed help! I know more than what everypony gives me credit for.”
“Wow. Thanks. Ok. Bye Pinkie.” Ok back on track.
Midnight was fast approaching. The so called end of the world hadn't happened yet and I was sure it wasn't going to happen. But in a single second, I somehow found myself out of my home and in the next, I realized that I was in the blank place known only as Saskatchewan. Upon further investigation, it turned out to be purgatory, but really, who could tell the difference?
After walking about for awhile, alone and chilled to the bone as my boots crunched the snow benough me with every step, I finally found another soul. At first I thought it was Morgan Freeman, but it turned out to be God.
“Hello? Mr. Freeman? Ummm...could you please explain to me what's going on sir, please? If you don't mind.” I asked.
“Mr. Freeman?” The guy said. “Oh, you must be picturing me as Morgan Freeman. I swear it happens too often nowadays. Anyway, I am not Morgan Freeman. In truth: I am God.”
“Oh. OHHH! I'm sorry if I offended you. What do you mean picturing you as Morgan Freeman?”
“You see, mortals cannot withstand my true form. So I let them choose what their eyes perceive me as. Recently, the majority of humans have chosen to see me as Morgan Freeman. It does get tiring after awhile, I will not lie.”
“I could always picture you as something else. Like...Arceus from Pokemon. Or Sheogorath from Elder Scrolls. Or even Luna from My Little Pony!” I said, not wanting to offend him.
“Ah, a Brony I see. Let me ask you a question: why did you say Luna? In my experience, they tend to favor Celestia. To answer your second question: no. You can just keep picturing me as Morgan Freeman. Despite my complaining, I actually enjoy his voice. One of the best choices I ever made.”
“Well...Luna has never tried to get rid of humanity in the fics I read, unlike Celestia. Plus, Luna also tends to be portrayed as a gamer in those fics. So, I guess that's why I like her more. Also, I guess I just tend to gravitate towards characters that get redemption. Getting back to my original question: what's going on?”
“Well, you know of the Mayan calendar, correct?”
“Yes?”
“Good. It was a test for humanity and it...pains me to say...that the majority failed. I did have a bit of fun at the riots to try to help them pass by turning it into a party via news van, though.”
“Did somebody say party?” Pinkie asked, appearing from out of nowhere again.
“How did you get here!?!” God shouted.
“It’s Pinkie Pie, don't question it.” I told God, remembering Josh Scorcher's advice.
“Ok...Pinkie...can you please go?” God asked her, not wanting to be rude.
“Okay!” Pinkie exclaimed as she went and wandered in a random direction.
“Even with my infinite and eternal knowledge, I will never be able to make heads or tails out of her.” God confessed while laughing.
“I think she's just a creature of--hey...wait...” I said, an epiphany striking my head like Jonah’s whale falling from the sky. “You were the guy that started playing that song about the end of the world!”
“E’yup. Back to what we were talking about: you were one of the few people that stayed peaceful during this test. Now you have a choice, heaven or somewhere else.”
“Equestria please, but with a few demands.” I said without hesitation, as I had rehearsed that line and the following dozens of times on the off chance that the Mayans were right this very event occurred. Never let it be said I can't be blunt when I want to.
“Ok. Shoot.”
“First: I don't want to be a human, but neither do I wish to be a pony. Instead, I would like to be Saiyan and a Nobody from kingdom hearts and have the powers of Goku from the Dragonball series and Axel from Kingdom hearts Next, I would like the cloak that the members of organisation 13 wear and a bag of Senzu beans that will refill itself every month on the new moon. Fifth, I don't want all of the powers of goku to be known at the start. I would like to unlock them is a go, along with the power. I would like to know these right now, though: ki blast, Kamehameha wave, Kaioken, Instant Transmission, summoning the Eternal Flames,The ability to turn chakarims into keyblades based on Axel,magic from the kingdom hearts (firega, blizzardga curega,thunderga,gravityga,stopga. aeroga) ,flight, how to be able to transform into a Super Saiyan 1, Destructo Disk, Solar Flair and After Image.Sixth I want to arrive in Equestria before episode 3 but after episode 2 at the ruins of the Castle of the Royal Pony Sisters. Finaly i would like the ability to recover magic like in kingdom hearts 2” I demanded from God, hoping that it wasn’t beyond his desires to fulfill. I mean: he’s God for his sake! A request like that couldn’t POSSIBLY have overburdened the guy! Could it?
“Really? Personally I would have gone for being half Kryptonian/half Thor with my own enchanted mallet and access to the omega force if I was in your place. But, then again, if I’ve learned anything about watching extreme Batman fans over decades, it’s that some people can’t help but think small.” God sighed and shook his head, looking at the blanket of white piled beneath our feet. “People just don’t respect western sequential or animated story telling nowadays. Well...I suppose didn’t is a more apt word, considering what's happening right now...”
He looked up and a smile replaced the saddened look he had on his face. “Regardless, that's still a big request from you, and quite possible. It's also similar to one another person I sent to another Equestria made. His name, I believe, was Bob.”
“Bob?” I asked.
“You said it backwards. Anyway, bon voyage.”
He snapped his fingers and my body changed, my consciousness falling into blackness.
I awoke several hours later in a daze. I checked to see if I was all there.
I was still male.
YES!
I had no tail but I could sense my ki energy. So I was Saiyan.
YES!!
I was wearing a black cloak.
YES!!!
I opened my mouth to see if i still had my voice or if it had changed and to my surprise what i found made me smile.
“The name`s Huxley Got it memorized
