The REAL Story of Twilight Sparkle

When Twilight was finally old enough, she was sent to the School for Gifted Unicorns. She was taught very strictly by a just as strict teacher. Little did she know she was being brainwashed into becoming one of Celestia’s slaves. She learned how to serve Celestia, talk to Celestia, and accept Celesta’s EVERY command, no matter what it was. Eat your leg? You do it. Kill your siblings for dinner? You do it. Take a dull knife and saw your leg off and use it as Celestia’s “toy”? You do it! Any disobeyed commands would end in death. If you were lucky, it would be quick. If not, she will make it as slow and painful as possible. But there was a break though. For if you succeeded school and were the most loyal companion to the princess, you might be set free to live in Ponyville.  Twilight took notes on these subjects. She was a wonderful student. She made it up until right before graduation. She just had to pass one simple test to be set free of this prison.

The teacher handed out the tests one by one. Twilight was given long instructions to the test such as no cheating, use strategies, ect. The instruction she WASN’T ready for though, was that she only had 1 hour to complete the test. 1 hour. The test had 120 questions. It was due in 1 hour?! Twilight gulped. ‘Ok Twilight, you can do this. Just calm down.’ the told herself.

“ALRIGHT STUDENTS…” The teacher stated in a raspy tone. “BEGIN!!!!”

Twilight picked up a pencil off her desk with her magic, flipped open the packet, and looked at the questions. Her jaw dropped.

Question 1: (9^62773 + 2)^83721= 83721 x log (9^62773 + 2)

Question 2: log (9^62773 + 2) = 62773 (0.954242509) + ( 0.301029996)

Question 3: (7^63967 + 4)^84767= 63659 x log (4^64769 + 9)

And so on and so fourth. Twilight started to panic. She couldn’t forget now. Not now when your life latterly depended on this test. She tried to figure the problems out in the 1 hour she had.

She got through 2/3 of the test when she heard the worst. Possible. Thing. Ever.

“TIME‘S UP!!!”

She dropped her pencil. She teared up. With watery eyes, she got out of her seat, somberly walked to the front of the class, and placed her test on the teacher’s desk.

She was going to be Celestia’s slave. And die very soon.