Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo

by Cirrus Sky

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Celestia, Main 6, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Nightmare Moon, Romance, Princess Luna, Comedy, Random
Length: 18015

Come sing, dance and socialise at the hottest night spot out of this universe!

All our favourite ponies need time to relax and let their manes down, don't they? After all they have a hard time, doing their little harmony things and ruling peacful little podunk countries. So why don't we give them a chance to do just that?

Contains: Comedy, singing, dancing, many links to music, lyrics galore and light shipping.

Published 2013-03-24 22:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-26 20:38:04 UTC

It Begins

The neon sign buzzed into life, flashing its harsh false light through the darkness. DOUDKB it read in hyper-pink, a neon tube Draconequus danced beside it. The whole monstrosity was hoisted above a strange looking building, it looked as if Stallion Dali and Mare C. Escher had started drawing a roller rink and got bored halfway through and threw in a bowlarama, diner and bounce house to finish it off.

As unusual as this piece of architecture was, it could not be the strangest aspect of the area. Or to be precise, lack thereof. This singularly most outlandish building sat upon a spit of earth suspended in nowhere and nothing. Darkness stretched across the plane, marking it out as a construct within a void.

As the sign reached full brilliance all the other lights switched on at once, two dozen windows six spotlights and a laser array filling the blackness with lurid colour. Music began to blare out, heralding the advent of sound.
“Now all I need is customers....” A voice chuckled into the void.

--

In Canterlot Palace, Princess Celestia Monarch of the Day and Steward of the Sun stood upon her balcony and set the sun. Beside her, Princess Luna Monarch of the Night and Sheppard of the Moon set her satellite in motion, allowing day to segue into night. “It’s been a long day Lu, I think I should turn in early.” Celestia yawned. “Do you mind?”

“Not at all sister, from what I gather today was a tiresome day for all. Not one petitioner has made appointment with the night court.” Luna chuckled a little. “Normally I would be unimpressed with such an occurrence, but I have a few plans that would have otherwise been waylaid by politics.” She smiled and nuzzled her sister. “Goodnight dear sister, do sleep well.” Luna withdrew from the balcony and left to her own devices. Celestia took one last look at the sunset they had created and settled to her bed.

--

In Ponyville a group of young mares parted ways in the town square and trotted home. Each completed their evening routines and settled into bed, well apart from a certain purple unicorn. She stayed awake reading until she fell asleep on her bed with her muzzle planted firmly in a book.

--

A long way away from Ponyville a travellers wagon was halted in a small clearing. The sleepy owner had wrapped herself in blankets and was making her way to a land of slumber.

--

Somewhere that was virtually nowhere, but not quite nothing. A someone floated adrift in non-existence. She was well and truly alone and certainly not happy with the situation.

--

The night was well underway when its princess retired to her own quarters, she decided to take some sleep and be able to spend extra time during her sister’s day without fatigue.

--

A dark chuckle split the place with the strange building. “My, I have written up quite the guest list. Let’s call them all in, ready boys?” a roar of agreement came from within the structure and a loud claw snap echoed across the blackness.

--

All across Equestria sleeping ponies stirred a little before falling into a deeper slumber. To anyone who might find them, it would be impossible to awaken them for the duration of the night. They had been taken somewhere far away.

--

Princess Celestia was dozing peacefully when a murmur of noise and activity, unusual to hear from her private chambers, awoke her. What she saw was far from the expected. She was sat on a low selection of large cushions in an unfamiliar room. Her innate sense brought about the shocking realisation that not only was she not in her own room but she was in fact not even in Equestria. She was about to do something rather un-regal when a familiar voice cut through the gloom.
“Where are we!” Twilight Sparkle shouted. From what Princess Celestia could see, her faithful student was stood amongst her friends, each in varying states of wakefulness. Pinkie Pie was stood rigid with her tail moving similarly to a compass needle.

“We sure aren’t in Ponyville anymore.” The ever chipper earth pony chimed in. “Or even in Equestria!” She gave a little jump, “Oh hey princess! My Pinkie sense was telling me somepony was watching me! I never expected it to be you though!” Princess Celestia smiled and waved to the energetic filly. Upon hearing the name of her mentor, Twilight shot as if fired from a cannon to her side.

“Princess! Oh, I am so glad you are here! Wherever here is...” She nuzzled close to her teacher. Now properly woken, her friends joined them.

“Hello my faithful student, my little ponies.” She gave a warm smile and gestured the others closer.

“Sister!” Luna cantered over; it seemed she had been brought to this strange location also. “We are not within our lands at all.” The blue alicorn said gravely. “I regarded the stars and none are my own. I fear we have been taken further than anypony has been before.” She too sat beside Princess Celestia.

“Well I can tell you one place you are not.” A voice snarled from the shadows. A wisp of blue mane preceded her, but everypony in the small group recognised the tones. From the darkness a black alicorn, though without her armour, strode.
“Nightmare Moon!” Twilight jumped to her feet and teleported, interposing herself between the malevolent being and the Princesses. Applejack and Rainbow Dash swiftly joined her.

“Did y’all do this to us? Take us from our beds to this strange place?” Applejack asked angrily.

“No fools.” The mare growled. “I too was brought here, plucked from the forsaken nothingness whence you banished me.” She glared at the assembled ponies. “Although this is a gladdening change to endless empty blackness and soul searing isolation.” She stamped a hoof angrily. “I can assure you this is not there. So now you know of one less possibility.” She turned heel and stalked away from them. An air of “I know when I am not welcome” pervaded the atmosphere around her.
“So, if we aren’t in Ponyville, Canterlot or you know, Equestria at all. If Princess Luna says we aren’t even somewhere in her sky... Where are we?” Rainbow puzzled aloud. Twilight began pacing and muttering.

“That sounds like my cue!” A voice, sinister in its familiarity if not the tone or words. The entire room lit up to reveal a large lounge area, at which the small gathering of somewhat familiar faces was at the back of. On one side blaring music and flashing lights escaped through an archway. Opposite that was a second archway that led to a much quieter space. The farthest side of the room was wholly occupied by a bar. Stood in the centre of the room was Discord.

“Discord! What do you think you are doing!” Princess Celestia shouted angrily, standing in an instant. Luna joined her, poised for action.

“Darlings, do calm down! All this anger isn’t good for the heart you know.” The draconequus grinned and winked. “I decided you all needed a break from the humdrum, a holiday from the everyday, a vacation from all that is dastardly decidedly dreary!” He did a little tap number and summoned a top hat and cane to match. “I thought to myself, Discord old boy, those poor ponies are so stuck in the ruts they call life. I think they deserve a night to hang loose and have some fun. So I built myself a nice little place in a pocket dimension and called in all my favourite ponies and some other shmucks to fill the gaps.” He gestured around the lobby at the assembled ponies and began pointing with his cane. “So Welcome, one and all, to Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo!”

Several strange little imps in waiting outfits ran out and bowed. “Oh, meet the staff,” the draconequus waved dismissively at the odd creatures. “Over there is the disco, right through that arch is the karaoke and over at the far end is the bar.” He pointed sharply. "Now it's time to begin. Welcome one and all!"

~~

The lights come on

The set is down
The curtain's flown away
To all you creatures of the night
I say it's time we play

We'll show you things

That in your life
You'd never dreamed you'd know
So now before the ghosts arrive
It's welcome to the show

Minstrels, kings, explorers
Fantasies on order
Ghosts and dreams awakened
Stories long forsakened

The minstrel and the sorcerer
Are switching their disguise

The jester drinks and starts to think

That he alone is wise

The governor and journalist
Exchange a judas kiss
And now before the song is done
The plot begins to twist

Ghosts and lost explorers
Fate with all her daughters
Saints and hopeless sinners
Wise men in their winters
Know

Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show

~~

He tipped his hat to the watching ponies and grinned before taking an even larger bow. The assembled ponies scuffed their hooves and looked around, not sure how to react. The only one not conforming to this was a certain pink mare.

“So where’s the boogaloo?” Pinkie Pie asked, hopping on one leg. “I wanna see a boogaloo.”

“Dear Pinkie Pie, the boogaloo is all around us.” He winked. “Now, I’ve got some business elsewhere, not Equestria!” He shouted, a little shocked at the flaming reaction from the solar monarch and her protégé. There was a pause and he blasted them with a fire extinguisher, “You’ll set of the sprinklers like that” he tutted. “As I was saying, there is other business I have elsewhere with a certain fuddy-duddy captain and his crew, so enjoy yourself! Once the night is done you should all wake up where I took you from.” He grinned widely and faded away, his teeth first and slowly gone until all that remained was a pair of tap shoes, a hat and a cane.

“So this is a big party from Discord for us?” Pinkie asked aloud, looking from face to face. “I like parties...” She gave a hopeful smile to Twilight and the Princesses, dripping with foam until a burst of magic dispersed it.

“He didn’t seem like he was lying...” Applejack said guardedly, “Ah woulda noticed it, after his last little trick.” She narrowed her eyes in recollection at their last encounter.

“We’ll, take a look around...” Twilight conceded, once again surveying the lobby with a mixture of concern and anticipation. A pink blur shot off.

“Wahooooooo!!!!” Pinkie shouted at the top of her lungs, zipping around at high speed. Within moments she had returned to her friend’s side. “Looks neat.” She grinned. “The Disco is a bit Funky Town for my taste but Cranky and Matilda were enjoying it they scored a six with some pretty impressive moves! Then there’s the bar full of all the drinks I can name and even more I’ve never even heard of!” She took a deep breath but her mouth was sealed by four different magical auras.
“Please don’t list them all.” Twilight, Rarity, Princess Luna and Princess Celestia all said at once, the monarch of the sun rubbed her forehead.

“Why don’t we take a look in the karaoke room?” Princess Luna said, trying to keep some eagerness from her voice. “Many of the others have entered already but I do not hear any music. We may get first selection!” She jumped a little and made her way to the archway.

“Alright, I think we could try that...” Twilight said. The cautious group approached the karaoke area with trepidation. Although they all knew of such things, Ponyville had one small establishment that Pinkie Pie was known to frequent and Canterlot had at least three that Luna could name from memory, it was still all provided by Discord. Twilight cast a spell into the room that zipped and spun around like a firework. After pulsing brightly twice it returned to the librarian and flickered out. “Nothing seems out of the ordinary.” She said, nonplussed .

“Well, why don’t we try out the equipment?!” Pinkie jumped for joy and flung herself across the room to the control console. Her friends followed quickly, worried at what she might trigger. “Ooo, look at the selection!” With her blue eyes popping and a ludicrous smile she hustled the other five onto the platform.

“Hey, Pinks! Watch the wings!” Rainbow yelled indignantly, to a chorus of squeaks, squawks and groans from the other herded ponies.

“We have to be ready for the group number! It’s the best way to start off any karaoke night!” The earth pony shouted, organising the group into a pose as the automatic light array faded prior to the beginning of her selected track.

~~

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm "easy come, easy go"

Little high, little low

Any way the wind blows,

doesn't really matter to me,

to me

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooo

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Body's aching all the time

Goodbye everybody - I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooo - (any way the wind blows)

I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouette-o of a man

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning -- very, very frightening me

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Figaro -- magnifico!

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come easy go -- will you let me go?

Bismillah! No! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!

Bismillah! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!

Bismillah! We will not let you go! -- Let me go!

Will not let you go! -- Let me go! Never!

Never let you go! -- Let me go!

Never let me go! -- ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia! Let me go!

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!

for me!

for me!!

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Oh baby -- can't do this to me, baby

Just gotta get out -- just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

~~

The six friends collapsed in a fit of giggles and high-hooves, Princess Celestia laughed and waved as a smiling Luna extinguished a dancing flame she had raised somewhere through the second verse. A mismatched clap from the wings caught everyone’s attention.

“Brava! Brava! That was certainly impressive ladies; I didn’t know you had it in you.” Discord sat sprawled on a lazy-boy in a raised area just out of view from the main room.

“Discord! I thought you’d left.” Twilight growled and lit her horn. The draconequus waved placating hands.

“Twilight, Twilight... I did for a while but that old stick-in-the-mud is far too boring to occupy all my time. Which is why I came back here to see if any of you would sing!” He sat up a little tidier in his seat. “I have no ill will against you, tonight anyway. I just wanted to throw a little soiree for you hardworking folks back in Equestria.” He shrugged. “You can’t tell me that wasn’t fun.”

“It was a little fun...” A tiny voiced Fluttershy put in, “I mean... I enjoyed myself when we were all singing.” She pinned the draconequus with a grade-A stare, Discord visibly paled and rushed to cover his eyes “you better not be playing nasty tricks though.”

“Of that I am very aware... So please turn off the stare?” He peeked between his claws and relaxed as the yellow pegasus withdrew. “Really, tonight is for some fun for you lovely little ponies with some entertainment, harmless entertainment, from me.” He gestured widely. “So what do you say?”

Author's Note

So, Karaoke needed moar songs! Moar singing! Here's chapter one!

Princesses

“Really, tonight is for some fun for you lovely little ponies with some entertainment harmless entertainment for me.” Discord gestured widely. “So what do you say?” He pulled his best ‘pwetty pwease’ face and posed with puppy dog eyes. One by one the ponies looked away and muttered excuses as best they could until...

“You know what. Fine.” Princess Celestia said and stood from where she had been listening to the exchange. The white alicorn marched to the stage, grasping the mic in her magic, “Whatever all this is about Discord, you have presented me with a wonderful opportunity to let loose and have some fun.” She winked to the draconequus and cleared her throat as the music began to play. Twilight respectfully teleported her friends to sit beside Princess Luna after giving the chaotic being a final untrusting glare and settled to watch her mentor.

~~

You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind,
You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time.
Don't bring me down,no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

You wanna stay out with your fancy friends.
I'm tellin' you it's go to be the end,
Don't bring me down,no no no no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down.

What happend to the girl I used to known,
You let your mind out somewhere down the road,
Don't bring me down,no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

You're always talkin' 'bout your crazy nights,
One of these days you're gonna get it right.
Don't bring me down,no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down.

You're lookin' good just like a snake in the grass,
One of these days you're gonna break your glass.
Don't bring me down,no no no no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

You got me shakin' got me runnin' away
You get me crawlin' up to you everyday,
Don't bring me down,no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

~~

“Princess Celestia can really shake what the maker gave her!” Pinkie laughed and high hoofed Rainbow. Luna had her face in her hooves and Twilight seemed to have frozen up. All the other ponies in attendance, familiar or not, were cheering and calling as their monarch danced enthusiastically as she sang.

“Yes darling... it is surely something anyway.” Rarity took a tidy nibble of the snacks in front of her. Fluttershy nodded in agreement but regarded the other princess and Twilight with mild concern.

From the stage a slightly breathless but utterly glowing Celestia laughed loudly. “Oh my, I have needed that for a very long time! How about I sing another number?” The cheers, whistles and hollering from all present spurred her on. “Alright my little ponies. Here goes one more!”

~~

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine.

I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance (Come see! )

We can go where we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hands to our feet
And surprise'em with a victory cry

I say, we can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything is out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance.

Safety dance
We'll safety dance
Yes, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it
Never gonna lose it
Everything will work out right.

I say, We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine.

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything is out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance.

Safety dance
We'll safety dance
Yes, the safety dance.

~~

As promised, nothing untoward happened as the song finished and Celestia took a triumphant bow. “Thank you everypony! But if anyone lets on about this elsewhere...” She pulled a glowering face, “One million years Dungeon!” the crowd fell silent as the monarch of the sun made her proclamation, a few nervous coughs and a smattering of audible gulps filled the quickly increasing uncomfortable atmosphere.

Princess Celestia gave on last sweeping glare then burst out laughing. “Gotcha!” She smiled and head held high trotted from the stage. Discord clapped politely as she passed him.

Glowing even brighter Princess Celestia skipped back to the section of seating the element bearers had chosen and gulped down a glass of water virtually straight from the pitcher. “That is the most fun I have had in an epoch!” She chuckled. Twilight half harrumphed, “Oh, cheer up my faithful student, even a sun goddess needs to let her mane down once in a while.” She nudged the grumpy unicorn and Twilight simply rolled her eyes.

“While I do not agree with your conduct sister,” Luna said, eyeing the taller alicorn distrustfully, “I do believe I can do better than that!” She stood and approached the stage, hoping that once their rulers had taken the plunge other ponies would follow. “I think you will all like this selection. The sentiment holds close to my heart.” Celestia regarded her sister with joy suffusing her face and with an encouraging nod awaited her sister’s song.

The blue alicorn reached the stage and climbed up, using magic to create her selections. Turning to face the audience of milling ponies, her subjects, the princess cleared her throat. “Hello everypony. Sorry to change the mood a little, but this song has a very special place in my heart and just has to be sung.” Luna stood tall and began her song, the lights fell to a slightly lower setting, bathing the stage in a glow but darkening the lounge area. As the music began, Luna sang.

~~

No life's so short it can't turn around
You can't spend your life living underground
For from above you don't hear a sound

And I'm out here
Waiting
I don't understand what you want me to be

It's the dark you're hating
It's not who I am
But I know that it's all that you see

No life's so short that it never learns
No flame so small that it never burns
No page so sure that it never turns

And I'm out here
Waiting
I don't understand what you want me to be

It's the dark you're hating
It's not who I am
But I know that it's all that you see

Can you live your life in a day
Putting every moment in play
Never hear a word that they say
As you watch the wheels go around

Tell me if you win would it show
In a thousand years who would know
As a million lives come and go
On this same piece of ground

I've been waiting
I don't understand what you want me to be
It's the dark you're hating
It's not who I am
But I know that it's all that you see

Tell me would you really want to
See me leave this night without you
Would you ever look about you
Wondering where we might be

New York is so far away now
Tokyo, Berlin and Moscow
Only dreams from here but somehow
One day that world we will see

I don't understand
I don't understand

I swear on tomorrow
If you take this chance
Our lives are this moment
The music, the dance
And here in this labyrinth
Of lost mysteries
I close my eyes on this night
And you're all that I see

You're all that I see...

~~

Princess Luna finished and lowered her head, blushing brightly. The awed hush went nearly unbroken as nopony dared break the spell. Luna was unaware of this however and began to worry her performance had failed. She was about to flee in tears when a single clapping pony could be heard. Soon the whole crowd was joining in. Luna raised her head and smiled wide, even when she caught sight of the pony who had certainly been the first to clap. Nightmare Moon.

The briefest of rather intense looks were exchanged by spirit and princess, neither folded. It seemed the decision to look away was mutual and synchronised.

Unshaken and bolstered by the reception, Luna trotted off to the little group of friends. “That was so cool!” Rainbow Dash shouted, flying around the princess in eagerness to let her know just how cool she rated it.

“Yeah, way to go Luna! You blew ‘em away!” Pinkie let off a party popper and high hoofed the Monarch of the moon.
“It was very heartfelt.” Fluttershy smiled, and Rarity simply nodded in agreement, stars dazzling her eyes. Twilight and Applejack indicated approval, they seemed semi deep in discussion on some subject or other since the applause had finished. Her friends had approved, now for her sister. Luna turned to Celestia, a nervous smile in place.

Celestia smiled, it was a small slightly watery smile that was accompanied with tears. “That... that is how you feel Lulu?” She whispered, closing the gap between them and clasping her younger sister closer. “I’m so so sorry my dearest one.”

“Sister...” Luna hiccupped back a sob and flung herself into the embrace. “Every night for a thousand years... I really did miss you so.” She nuzzled and was nuzzled in return.

“Those lyrics were quite apt,” Celestia said, lifting her head a little to look Luna in the eye.

“I may have... gifted a struggling lyricist with the song shortly after my return...” Luna blushed, “it was a song that needed to be shared.” She smiled, “It’s for both of us Tia.”

“Thank you Lulu, thank you.” Irrespective of the audience, ignoring Discord and glad to be within the circle of six faithful friends, the two sisters hugged and held close. A thousand year gap healed ever so slightly further.

Author's Note

Chapter two of the self indulgent twaddle!

ELO are like the best group ever, Jeff Lynne is a genius and I need someone to draw me a ponification of him!

Otherwise, do enjoy the mix.

Oh, and there is a lot more Savatage and related projects to come...

Fun

During Princess Luna’s selection Pinkie Pie had disappeared into the shadier areas of the karaoke lounge, nopony could figure out just where the physics defying mare had gone. It wasn’t a mystery for long however, when Pinkie jumped up as soon as the princess left the microphone. With her usual uncanny speed she was ready to sing within moments. Everypony sat in the karaoke lounge looked to her, ready and eager for what was sure to be an interesting selection.

~~

When it's time to party we will party hard
You
You work all night (all night)
And when you work you don't feel all right
And we
We can't stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do what others do
(No)
Do what we want and we get it from you
Do what we like and we like what we do
So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)
Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
When it's time to party we will always party hard
Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party

All right
You
You break the thing
And when you play you feel all right
But we
We can't stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do what others do
(No)
Know what we want and we get it from you
We do what we like and we like what we do
So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)
Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
When it's time to party we will always party hard

Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party

~~

Pinkie took a flying leap into the crowd and eager hooves supported her all the way back to her friends. A familiar aura caught the pink party pony and deposited her on a couch. “What did you think girls?” She grinned.

“As song choices go, I think that one fitted to you perfectly Pinkie.” Twilight said, scribbling notes on napkins. “I have to figure out exactly where we are...” she muttered, a flurry of papers switching around by her magic.

Pinkie grinned. “Now somepony needs to go sing! Come on, don’t be shy!” She jumped up again to emphasis the point.

Twilight muttered noncommittally, still scribbling upon napkins floating around her. Rarity and Fluttershy suddenly hustled off to the little fillies room to “Powder my nose darling.” Rainbow was very deliberately chugging a drink, leaving only the slightly blushing Apple.

“Do I hafta sing a song Pinkie Pie?” Applejack groused. Pinkie eyeballed the be-stetsoned mare, it wasn’t quite the stare but was known to have a similar effect. “Alright! Alright! I’m gettin’ there.”

The orange pony jumped up onto the stage and hoofed through the console’s menu. Happy with a discovery she turned to the crowd. “Howdy. Ah’m gonna sing a song according to that pushy pink friend o’ mine. This one’s a song mah old granpappy used ta sing after a gettin' a few of Sweet Apple Acre's finest vintages inside o' him. ‘s going to keep y’all a hooting and a hollerin’.”

~~

I was sittin in The Thirsty Devil, one sheet hung to the wind
when the bat wings doors creaked open and a stranger sauntered in
he moved his head from side to side and glared with a sunken eye
I heard the spin of a rusty spur as he shook off the dreary night

He lowered his hat, checked his gun and headed toward the bar
walked on up beside me, I knew he’d traveled far
in a voice as thick as mud he looked to the ‘keep and said…
“one shot of whiskey for myself and one for my new friend”

The patrons whispered hushed and low, they seemed to be afraid
as if a ghost had stood right up and walked out of its grave
his face was shallow and dirty, his skin like leather hide
sure he spoke like any man, but something wasn’t right

So I twisted on my stool, turned to him and said
“thank you sir, but just the same, I’m chasin worms instead”
he growled and shoved the drink my way, his eyes cold as death
“I pick the drinks, you knock ‘em back, else draw against my hand”

When it’s six to midnight and the boney hand of death is nigh
you better drink your drink and shut your mouth
if you draw against his hand, you can never win
go ahead… drink with the living dead

“Who the hell do you think you are?” my patience growin thin
but swallow hard, I had to do, when the story he began
his lips curled back and words came forth starting up the tale
and every face inside that bar turned a shade of pale

“My name is Stanton Cree and I died three years before
I shot a man to steal his drink, at least that’s what they hung me for
now I’m cursed to walk the earth and challenge every night
a man to match me drink for drink or by the bullet die”

“Now wait a minute, mister, no one makes me a fool”
I pushed the shot of whiskey back on over towards the ghoul
“I love a drink like any man but that’s a losin game
to drink or draw against the dead would only be insane”

Stanton Cree tipped his hat and laughed a wicked laugh
“you see, the lord cursed my soul for killin that poor man
there ain’t no choice so you must try to match me shot for shot
if you win, then you’ll go free and I can finally rot”

The barhop nodded slowly and I knew that I was screwed
if I chose to duel the dead then I would surely lose
so I took the glass and threw the shot into my throat
I would match him drink for drink, no matter if I choked

Whiskey, tequila, vodka, rum or gin
ain’t no man that I can’t beat, be him live or dead
so into the morning I matched him ounce for ounce
til Stanton Cree fell over and a winner was announced

Now he rests in his pine box and I still walk the streets
but I don’t forget the night when death had chosen me
there ain’t no fancy moral to go with this I fear
unless you aim to kill a man and drink down his last beer!

~~

Applejack flicked her hat into the air and reared, winking at the crowd and catching her hat as she jumped off the stage and regrouped with her friends. “Awesome track AJ,” Rainbow high hoofed before settling onto the floor.

“Thanks Dash. Ah was having a hay of a time coming up with a follower for that racket Pinkie was shoutin’.” She grabbed a drink and took an undignified gulp. Rarity, who had returned during the performance rolled her eyes and sniffed.
“While you looked simply glorious on the platform darling, must you have gotten quite so sweaty?” She daintily nibbled at some snacks an imp had brought over on Pinkie’s behest.

“Aw, sugar cube, you thought Ah looked glorious?” Applejack fluttered her eyes at her marefriend who blushed a little and waved away the compliment. Rainbow gagged and mimed sickness. Unimpressed, Aplpejack sidled closer to the variacoloured pegasus. She nudged Rainbow Dash, “how about you go serenade your sweetheart over there?”

Rainbow gave a spit take, fortunately it was in the direction of Pinkie Pie who had sensed it and mysteriously acquired an umbrella to shield herself. “I don’t know what you’re talking about AJ... I haven’t got a sweetheart.” Rainbow protested, wiping her dripping muzzle.

“Dash, Ah’m the element of honesty remember? Ah can tell when you’re lying.” Applejack said, looking an increasingly nervous Rainbow in the eye. Luckily the Pegasus was rescued from the pressing by a surprising saviour. Fluttershy. She had left the safety of the group and made it to the stage with her usual quiet timidity.

“Um... Hello everpony. I’m Fluttershy and I’m going to sing a song now. If that’s ok with you all...” She took a deep breath and exhaled with more confidence.

~~

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag,
drifting through the wind
wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
like a house of cards,
one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you

You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the fourth of July

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
You're gonna leave 'em falling down-own-own

You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe your reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know

You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the fourth of July

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
You're gonna leave 'em falling down-own-own

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
You're gonna leave 'em falling down-own-own

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

~~

Having completed her song Fluttershy stood in her usual timid stance once more, her hair sliding to its former position. “I hope everypony enjoyed that.” She managed to whisper into the microphone. “All my little critter friends do.” She smiled beatifically and returned to the safety of her friends through a standing ovation.

On his throne in its hidden alcove Discord grinned, some more ponies were joining the party. “So nice that those lovebirds could join us... The poor pair really do need a break.” He laughed an un-malicious chuckle.

Romancing

There was confused shouting from the back of the lounge, in the lobby area by the sound. “Where in Equestria are we?!” A voice that Twilight recognised called out. She dropped the floating napkin-notes, jumped up and teleported to the source.

A flash dropped the purple unicorn in front of the newcomers “BBBFF! You’re here too!!” She smiled but immediately did her little song with Cadence. “Sunshine sunshine, Ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves and do a little shake!” She giggled.

“I sure am loved.” The stallion chuckled, “My question still stands Twily. Where in Equestria are we?” He prodded his sister.
“Long story, just come in!” She hustled them in.

“Ooo, Karaoke!” Cadence smiled. “Oh and aunty Luna and ‘Tia are here!” She nosed around and waved at familiar faces before hurrying off, leaving a confused husband in her wake.

“Really Twily, where are we?” Shining followed his younger sister to her group of friends, keeping an eye on his tall wife’s progress to the stage with mixed anticipation and nervousness.

“A side universe that just so happens to be a disco slash karaoke bar.” Twilight grinned. “Apparently we’ve been working so hard we deserved a break.” Twilight carefully brushed over events upon their arrival when her mind seized upon an issue. “You know, we all arrived just after falling asleep... How come you got here so late?”

Shining stuttered and blushed “We were uh, up late working hard... you know, running an empire takes a lot of work.” He coughed and mumbled some, glad when his wife saved the day with an experimental tap on the microphone.
“Hello everypony! I love karaoke, just ask Shining and my aunties!” She giggled. “I have a little number to sing you all, so grab your special somepony and enjoy.” She winked to Shining who pulled a dopey grin.

~~

When you think
Hope is lost
And giving up
Is all you got,
Blue turns black,
Your confidence is cracked,
There seems no turning back from here

Sometimes there isn't an obvious explanation
While the holiest stars can feel the strongest palpitations

That's when you can build a bridge of light,
That's what turns the wrong so right
That's when you can't give up the fight

That's when love turns nighttime into day,
That's when loneliness goes away,
That's when you gotta be strong tonight,
Only love can build us a bridge of light

When your feet, are made of stone
You're convinced that you're all alone
Look at the stars, it's straight up the dark
You'll find your heart shines like the sun
Let's not let their anger get us lost
And the need to be right cause us way too high costs

That's when love can build a bridge of light
That's what turns the wrong so right
That's when you know it's worth the fight

That's when love turns nighttime into day
That's when loneliness goes away,
That's when you gotta be strong tonight
'cause only love can build us a bridge of light

Deep breath, take it on the chin
But don't forget to let the love back in

That's when love can build a bridge of light
That's what turns the wrong so right
That's when you can't give up the fight

That's when love turns nighttime into day,
That's when loneliness goes away
That's when you gotta be strong tonight
'cause only love can build us a bridge of light

Only love can build us a bridge of light...

~~

Shining Armour had overcome his shock and awe to cheer and holler loudly for his wife. Cadence, for her part simply beamed her usual smile and fluttered over the heads of the cheering crowd to be received in an embrace. The happy couple exchanged nose touches and separated minimally to be greeted by friends and family.

“Oh darling... that was simply wonderful!” Rarity said, pulling another false swoon, stars gleaming in her eyes. “You have given me quite the idea.” Fixing a glance at a certain orange apple farming mare she neatly trotted to the stage. “Darlings, this is a song for a very special pony.” With a wink she began.

~~

I took a look into your ocean heart
And ever since I stumble through the dark.
I'm like a moth attracted to a flame
Cause since we’ve met you know I've never been the same

Ooo
Oh I'm like a tiger but in black and blue
Cause all the bruises run from you
I wonder if you'll ever known my name
I wonder if we'll ever ever meet again
What if I see you alone on the pavement?
Will my heart freeze .. will the sun melt down my bones?
'cause When I think of you my fingers are quicksand
I want to hold you close
I’ll never know

1 2 3 oo
I'm searching deserts and the morning skies
Just to stare into your diamond eyes
I'll build a rocket and I'll fly to space
just so that i can touch your picture perfect face
Oo your picture perfect face
Oo I wonder if you'd do the same for me

Or would you stay there and just let me be?
And all my blood will drip the colour gold
'cause that's the love that runs for you within my soul
What if I see you alone on the pavement?
Will my heart freeze .. will the sun melt down my bones?
'cause When I think of you my fingers are quicksand
I want to hold you close
I’ll never know

What if I see you alone on the pavement?
Will my heart freeze .. will the sun melt down my bones?
'cause When I think of you my fingers are quicksand
I want to hold you close
I’ll never know

What if I see you alone on the pavement?
Will my heart freeze .. will the sun melt down my bones?
'cause When I think of you my fingers are quicksand
I want to hold you close
I’ll never know

1 2 3 oo

~~

With a bow for the cheering Rarity left the stage with poise and trotted her way to the group once again, a smile fixed on her face.

“Oh Rarity, that was lovely.” Fluttershy smiled and hugged her friend. “Was that one of the songs you heard in Canterlot?”

“Manehatten darling, the filly who sang it was such a dear.” Rarity beamed and returned the hug. Rainbow ambled over.

“Nice one Rare, not, you know, awesome but still pretty rad.” The cyan Pegasus gulped down a luridly coloured drink and was quickly supplied another by Pinkie Pie. “Never going to get me singing though.” She chuckled.

Pinkie, a near magenta blur at the speed she as moving gave Rarity an enthusiastic high hoof and flank bump before shooting off again. “Party Overload, she told me.” An ink stained Twilight supplied, back to writing notes while three princesses and the captain of the guard discussed the situation they were in.

Rarity gave a slight bow and returned to the object of her performance. Twining her tail with Applejack’s. “Darling, how was that?”

“That was great sugar cube.” Applejack pushed closer closer to Rarity a light nuzzle to her ear with a daring nip the made the fashionista squeal with scandal.

“Darling!” She blushed bright red and levitated Applejack’s hat from her head. “Our agreement was I get the hat if you misbehave...” She laughed in her silvery way and guided her marefriend to a low couch to continue the playful talk.

“This will never do!” The purple mare muttered to herself, scratching out some kind of checklist she had been writing. Another strand of hair jumped askew. With finely honed instincts, Cadence appeared at her stressed sister-in-law’s side.

“Twily, calm down, you are getting wound up again.” She nuzzled her gently. “You told me this was a chance for us to relax and enjoy ourselves. Why don’t you try it?” The pink alicorn sat beside her and levitated the quill and napkins away. A few fruitless attempts to gather them back were rebutted.

“But pocket dimensions Cadence! Apart from a few make-a-space spells ponykind knows next to nothing about extra dimensional existence!” She waved a hoof around, “Look at those imps! We have never seen anything like them and yet Discord has a horde of them!” She pointed around some more, “He collected us all here somehow... I want to figure it all out!” Her eyes gleamed with academic enthusiasm. Cadence laughed.

“Ever curious Twily, but I’m going to have to stop you for at least a little moment.” She winked, “Why don’t you sing a song to your special somepony? I’m dying to know who it is.” She nuzzled a purple ear. “Or to simply confirm my suspicions,” Twilight giggled at the tickling sensation.

“Alright, alright. If you will let me get back to theorising after I sing, I’ll sing a song for my special somepony.” Finally cajoled enough, Twilight started towards the stage, unsure exactly what to sing.

As she got closer an idea struck, recalling long rainy Sundays in the Royal Archives extensive music selection. Listening to records older than her, music her parents used to listen to. A certain track and the sentiment therein came to mind. Smiling she scrolled through the menu and was pleased to find it. Then again, the personification of chaos was bound to have all the music.

She jumped on stage and addressed the watching ponies. “Ok, so I’m not exactly thrilled to be forced from my studies to come and sing but that is beside the point.” Pinning her friends, mentor and sister-in-law with a glare she grinned. “This one’s for a pretty awesome pony...”

~~

You ran around like a hotshot
It was a matter of time
I always said I would get ya
And sooner or later I'd make you mine

Stop playin' this game with me
You know it drives me insane
You know you're just what I needed
I couldn't wait to take you away

Gotcha, where I want ya
Gotcha, yeah it's so true
Gotcha, where I want ya
I... I... g-g-g-gotcha, g-g-g-gotcha

Our love could be dangerous
It makes me tremble inside
I'm gettin' tired of chasin' you
Baby you can run but you can't hide

Gotcha, where I want ya
Gotcha, yeah, by the jewels
Gotcha, where I want ya
I... I... g-g-g-gotcha, g-g-g-gotcha

I got you but you don't know it
I got you but you don't know it
I... I... g-g-g-gotcha
I... I... g-g-g-gotcha, g-g-g-gotcha, g-g-g-gotcha

~~

Twilight winked, “I’m sure she wishes to remain nameless however.” There was a wolf whistle and cat calls to that and the unicorn scholar blushed and jumped off the stage. The crowd parted to let her back to the seated group she had left, a blurred pink escort rushing her to a round of back pats from her friends and one slightly blushing secretive kiss.

“She!” Shining coughed, chocking on his drink. Searching around for who it may be.

“Hush dear, you knew full well what Twily prefers. She got us all together to tell us.” Cadence nuzzled under his chin, “So just keep your eyes peeled for who it is.” She winked and pecked her husband on the cheek.

“You know Shining, Twilight hasn’t even told me who her special somepony is.” Princess Celestia supplied with a smile over her teacup. She took a genteel sip, “I’m hoping to figure it out myself, this is a grand opportunity.” She winked at her guard captain. “Discord has given us all quiet a lovely gift hasn’t he.”

“I suppose so Princess, I’m still a little on edge though.” Shining grimaced, “you did say you hoped he could be rehabilitated though. This is a positive sign for sure.” He shrugged.

Meanwhile, amongst the element bearers there was further discussion on what to do next. Exhilarated from her own turn, Twilight had finally forgone mad study and was settled to mental notes for a later when she was back in her library. Rainbow was determinedly drinking “One of every colour.” And would not be taking a turn for now at least, a neat line of lurid liquids awaiting the pegasus.

“I want to go find a boogaloo!” Pinkie Pie announced, a moustache and pith helmet upon her head and a butterfly net in her forehooves. “Tally ho!” She disappeared in a pink blur once again.

“Oh, I don’t think I can sing again just yet...” Fluttershy supplied. “I think maybe somepony else would like to?”

“Ah reckon Ah got some feelings I gotta share.” Applejack replied, she nuzzled Rarity before standing, flicked her mane and tidily trotted to the stage.

~~

Some say love it is a river
That drowns the tender reed
Some say love it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed

Some say love it is a hunger
An endless aching need
I say love it is a flower
And you it's only seed

It's the heart afraid of breaking
That never learns to dance
It's the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance
It's the one who won't be taken
Who cannot seem to give
And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live

When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long
And you think that love is only
For the lucky and the strong
Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows
Lies the seed
That with the sun's love
In the spring
Becomes the rose

~~

Applejack half bowed half curtseyed, undecided on the exact etiquette she had to observe. Looking out across the sparsely lit room her eyes locked onto a pair of shimmering cobalt eyes that almost seemed to consume her. Blushing lightly at the strength of the sudden surge of emotion in her heart, the orange mare jumped from the raised area and re-joined her friends and partner.

“That was wonderful darling.” Rarity whispered, lightly nibbling her ear. Applejack’s free ear flicked and she blushed deeper.
“Ah meant it sugar cube, honest truth.” She nuzzled the snow white cheek before her and closed her eyes, enjoying the sensation and scent of the proximity of her lover.

Twilight looked up from her drink and smiled softly at the display of affection as Fluttershy made cooing noises of approval. The three princesses smiled too, happy for their subjects, defenders and personal friends to be as comfortable with their relationship as to engage closely within view of others.

Rainbow looked up from her latest drink and chuckled, a light blush of those indulging rather a little too much in liquid enjoyment gracing her cheeks. “Pshaw... If AJ can be all lovey dovey ain’t nothing stopping me.” She inhaled a lungful and stood with uncertain poise, scattering the empty glasses at her hooves. “Imma going to sing something.” She pronounced and launching into the air, flew to the console with impressive accuracy and alighted neatly. Grabbing the microphone stand closer she tapped it once with a wing. “I’m going to sing a song. ‘s true song, true for me and this confusing... amazing, super clever unicorn I know... So I dunno, enjoy it or something.”

~~

There's a drumming noise inside my head
That starts when you're around
I swear that you could hear it
It makes such an all mighty sound

There's a drumming noise inside my head
That throws me to the ground
I swear that you should hear it
It makes such an all mighty sound

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell

I ran to the tower where the church bells chime
I hoped that they would clear my mind
They left a ringing in my ear
But that drum's still beating loud and clear

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell

As I move my feet towards your body
I can hear this beat it fills my head up
And gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder

I go to the river and dive straight in
I pray that the water will drown out the din
But as the water fills my mouth
It couldn't wash the echoes out
But as the water fills my mouth
It couldn't wash the echoes out

I swallow the sound and it swallows me whole
Till there's nothing left inside my soul
As empty as that beating drum
But the song has just begun

As I move my feet towards your body
I can hear this beat it fills my head up
And gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder

There's a drumming noise inside my head
That starts when you're around
I swear that you could hear it
It makes such an all mighty sound

There's a drumming noise inside my head
That starts when you're around
I swear that you could hear it
It makes such an all mighty sound

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell

As I move my feet towards your body
I can hear this beat it fills my head up
And gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder

~~

“So yeah, Twilight Sparkle, you crazy eggheaded unicorn. You drive me nuts and I wouldn’t have it any other way. You’re awesome babe.” Rainbow placed some sunglasses from virtually nowhere on her nose, struck her ‘awesome’ pose and left the stage.

Out in their seats, the four friends and marefriend of the prismatic pegasus were somewhat gobsmacked, their jaws somewhere closer to the ground than their own noses. Cadence nudged her sister –in-law. “I’m impressed... You two will be beating off Changeling armies in no time.” She chuckled and looked to her husband who was unsure how to act and react to the brash Pegasus who all but proposed to his little sister.

Rainbow chose that moment to land beside the purple unicorn, with forehoof and wing she grasped Twilight in a possessive gesture. “Sang you a song.” She smiled and nuzzled her at the edge of her jaw. “One more thing off that checklist eh?” Twilight blushed and placed a kiss onto Rainbow’s forehead.

“Yeah it is. Thanks Dashie.” They snuggled a little closer.

“Well ‘Tia. I believe you owe us a whole cake known as Mmmm, do you not?” Luna chuckled behind a hoof, watching the pair with a smile.

“Worth it Lu, absolutely worth it.” Celestia flicked her sister with a wing and smiled at her student and her special somepony.

Author's Note

Ah, the shipping chapter. Maybe I can get over the 6 to 6 rating? I know all stories get downvotes but I'd at least like to know why guys!

Come on bronies, I mean I don't care that I am on the equal parts red to green but it is nice to know. Is it the music? Do I have to work on my prose? General writing technical issues?

Ho hum.

More from some of these ponies and indeed, artists, later.

Entertainment

“I just shouted from a stage that I am dating Twi’, didn’t I?” Rainbow realised, the blush colouring her face cerise.

“Yes you did!” Fluttershy squealed, her eyes gleaming. She tackled Rainbow with a hug, “I am so happy for you! Oh, and Twilight.” She was virtually dancing. “Both of you look so cute together.”

“Thanks Shy,” Rainbow smiled at her friend’s excitable behaviour.

“Yes, thank you Fluttershy.” Twilight said, sat beside Rainbow.

“It just, just makes me so happy that you are happy!” She beamed again, a slight pink colouring her cheeks.

“Uh, Shy, what did you have to drink?” Rainbow looked around at the empty glasses, trying to figure what had got Fluttershy so... Excitable.

“I suggested she try a Long Island Iced Tea!” Pinkie called, landing with a neat pirouette in front of the pair. She had a conspiratorial grin on her face.

“It was really nice.” Fluttershy smiled. “It makes me want to sing...”

“Well go ahead!” Pinkie ushered the Pegasus towards the stage. When they reached it she helped the slightly tipsy pony up. “Choose something fun!”

“Okay, I have some ideas!” She giggled and jumped up to the console and started looking through the catalogue. “Oh! I like this one!” She set the track playing.

~~

So I've been thinking lately
That I should try to grow up
Maybe start to show up on time

But let's be real here baby
It's not the way that we work
So why waste the sunshine?

I guess it's kinda funny
We always throw away our money
Right when we need it most

But honestly I'm happy
I don't wanna worry about
How we got to be so broke

Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Don't have to say we're giving up if you
Walk me home tonight I swear I could
Fly beside you or under your starlight
Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Don't have to wait to have it all if you
Light me up tonight I swear I could
Never burn out under your starlight

So you've been thinking lately
That you don't know what you want
But you don't know what you've got my dear

And if it's dreams we're chasing
You've got the world at your feet
The skyline is so clear

We're getting hung up on the things we should have known
Never bothered us before
We're try'na make ends meet but I'm starting to think
That this is all I need and more

Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Don't have to say we're giving up if you
Walk me home tonight I swear I could
Fly beside you or under your starlight
Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Don't have to wait to have it all if you
Light me up tonight I swear I could
Never burn out under your starlight

Well our jeans are well ripped with our pockets thin
We don't have any change so we'll just put our hands in
You'll keep me warm tonight
I don't need nice things to help me sleep at night
Well it's never felt better to have nothing but you
And no one understands me but I'm telling the truth
Coz we can live in our own world as long as you love me
As long as you love me

Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Don't have to say we're giving up if you
Walk me home tonight I swear I could
Fly beside you or under your starlight
Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Don't have to wait to have it all if you
Light me up tonight I swear I could
Never burn out under your starlight

Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
I'm lost tonight under your starlight

~~

Still giggling and smiling she took a bow and flitted off the stage and over to her friends. The yellow pegasus alighted daintily and bowed a again. “That was fun!” she hiccupped and landed on the floor cushion Pinkie had thrown into place.

“Well, she can last a whole twenty minutes after a Tea, good to know!” Pinkie grinned and made a note in a pad she pulled from her mane. Twilight facehooved.

“Why don’t you sing Shiny?” Cadence asked her husband with a mischievous chuckle.

“You know I don’t sing honey.” The stallion sighed.

“Yeah... Please don’t make him sing.” Twilight shuddered, “He’s so bad it’s like another combat technique.” From her seat, Celestia chuckled.

“I can second that,” Luna replied, “he often sang when on duty... You know, the captain of the guard patrols the royal floors during regular days....” She let it trail off as the white unicorn began to turn a more crimson shade. “I think I will take another turn, Karaoke is always enjoyable.” There were hoots and hollers as the princess came to the stage, many of the watching ponies were well known partakers of the Canterlot nightlife.

“Hello, my fellow denizens of the night!” She shouted, a bar or two below the Royal Canterlot Voice. “I shall sing a favourite of mine!”

The low chant of “Luna!” heartened her and she launched into the song.

~~

I can't see, 'cause it's burning deep inside
Like gasoline, a fire running wild
No more fear 'cause I'm getting closer now
So unreal, but I like it anyhow

I go faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster

I can't live in a fairy tale of lies
And I can't hide from the feeling 'cause it's right
And I go faster and faster and faster and faster for life
I can't live in a fairy tale of lies

I can feel that you mesmerize my heart
I feel so free, I'm alive, I'm breaking out
I won't give in 'cause I'm proud of all my scars
And I can see I've been wasting too much time

I go faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster

And I can't life in a fairy tale of lies
And I can't hide from the feeling 'cause it's right
And I go faster and faster and faster and faster for life
I can't live in a fairy tale of lies

And I can't live in a fairy tale of lies
And I can't hide from the feeling 'cause it's right
And I go faster and faster and faster and faster for life
And I can't live in a fairy tale of lies

A fairy tale of lies

~~

Panting a little Luna teleported from the stage to the bar, after grasping an order in her magic she was back with her friends, mentally trilling at the designation “friends”. “How was that sister? Twilight?” She took a gulp of her drink.

“That was great Luna.” Celestia laughed her shimmering laugh. Twilight nodded in agreement.

“You sing really well Luna. Do you Karaoke often?” The purple unicorn looked to the alicorn of the night with a sly look.

“You know well I do, Twilight Sparkle.” She winked, “After all it was in one particular city establishment we won the duet trophy was it not?” Luna said casually, her sister almost spitting out her drink.

“You both sing in Canterlot? Why don’t I know about this?” The Princess of the Sun, Daytime and Light asked, trying not to speak with envy.

“Oh, you know sister, you have long hard days and the night is indeed my domain.”

“I, uh, I’ve always been a night owl?”

“I see, well... If you are not against a third member every now and then... I’d love to accompany you.” Celestia said before she wandered off in search of snacks.

“We’d better invite her next time.” Luna said quickly.

“Certainly.” Twilight was agreed. “Now... I feel like singing something. An old favourite.” She grinned and trotted off to the stage. “Second turn for me everypony!”

~~

It ain't mine
It ain't yours
But I'm here
I ain't goin' anywhere

It ain't his
It ain't hers
It's for all
Is that somethin' we can learn

It's time we stop all the hatin'
Let's start today
Go find a way

To change the World
Gotta change the world
Go change the world
Gotta change the world

Well do ya care
Bout what's fair?
It don't matter
As long as you get your share

Now I see
Disparity
What needs to be
Hell it isn't charity

It's time we stop all the fightin'
Let's start today
Go find a way

To change the World
Gotta change the world
Go change the world
Gotta change the world

I dare ya are ya scared?
I dare ya are ya scared?

It's time we stop all the hatin'
Let's start today
Go find a way

To change the World
Gotta change the world
Go change the world
Gotta change the world

To change the World
Gotta change the world
Go change the world
Gotta change the world

~~

Twilight struck a final pose and waved to her friends, taking a leap and teleporting to her marefriend and the others. Cadance sidled up to her. “Want to sing again Twily?” Cadence asked he sister-in-law, playfully bumping against her.

“I’m ok for now thanks Cady.” Twilight grinned, snuggling closer to Rainbow. “I think I’ll be spending a little longer with my special somepony now, I’m a little tired out after that number.”

“Sure thing.” Cadence winked, “I’m going to get some more party in the mood.” She jumped and did and walked to the stage, putting a real sway in her step with a cheeky wink. Onstage she set the music. “Here’s to all my little ponies!”

~~

Right right, turn off the lights,
we're gonna lose our minds tonight,
what's the dealio?

I love when it's all too much,
5am turn the radio up
where's the rock and roll?

Party Crasher,
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you are wrong,
in all the right ways,
all my underdogs,
we will never be never be anything but loud
and nitty gritty dirty little freaks
won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
just come on and come on and raise your glass

Slam slam, oh hot damn
what part of party don't you understand,
wish you'd just freak out (freak out already)
can't stop, coming in hot,
I should be locked up right on the spot
it's so on right now

Party Crasher,
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you are wrong,
in all the right ways,
all my underdogs,
we will never be never be anything but loud
and nitty gritty dirty little freaks
won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
just come on and come on and raise your glass
won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
just come on and come on and raise your glass

So if you're too school for cool,
and you're treated like a fool,
you can choose to let it go
we can always, we can always,
party on our own

(so raise your) So raise your glass if you are wrong,
in all the right ways,
all my underdogs,
we will never be never be anything but loud
Nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
in all the right ways,
all my underdogs,
we will never be never be anything but loud
and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks

Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
just come on and come on and raise your glass
won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,(for me)
just come on and come on and raise your glass (for me)

~~

One last wink and Cadence left the stage and sauntered over to the others, hoofbumping with Pinkie Pie. “That’s a song I can get behind!” She laughed.

“I thought you’d like it Pinkie!” The alicorn laughed and walked up beside her husband. “Dancefloor?”

“Dancefloor.” The stallion nodded in agreement as her tail slowly stroked across his body as she left. He swallowed quickly and chased after her.

Antagonists

With everypony still buzzing from the earlier selections no new singers had alighted to the stage. In a shaded corner a familiar grandiose voice called to fill the gap.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie has a song selection she would like to sing!” The unicorn stood up and with some flashy magic transformed her outfit into one more fitting for the occasion, a sparkly slit dress in silver sequins. She marched to the stage with wide grins and waves, flashing a wink to Twilight who rolled her eyes with a firm smile below. “Prepare to be amazed by Trixie’s Great and Powerful singing voice!”

~~

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen good evening
You've seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you're still breathing

Hold tight cause the show is not over
If you will please move in closer
You're about to be bowled over
By the wonders you're about to behold here

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the show (welcome to the show)
We're glad you came along (we're glad you came along)
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

~~

Trixie struck a final flamboyant pose and with a flash of light and smoke left the stage to her claimed couch, surrounded by random ponies she had gathered from the disco with her self-aggrandising words and somewhat un-true claims of great fame. But then again, judging by the cutie marks of those around her, their talents were all related to hanging around claimed fame anyway.

There was applause from the audience and a score flashed up on the screen, the machine had rated her a solid seven out of ten. Puzzled Discord checked his equipment, it hadn’t been programmed to score at all. “Well, she can sing I suppose.” Rarity sniffed, still one to hold a grudge when it came to drastic alterations to her appearance.

Again the crowd seemed too taken aback to take to the stage, more ponies were milling between bar and seats or heading off to the disco to show off a few moves. The impatient Draconequus left his seat and took action.

“So what do you say ladies and gentlemen? Anyone got anything they just need to sing?” Discord MC-ed from his dais to the side of the singing stage. “Who wants to shock us all with an utterly out of perceived character selection? Or is it just too hard to follow up on that amazing rendition by Ms Lulamoon?

“I think I would like a chance on this machine of song and music.” A grand voice said from the shadows. A shape of pure blackness stood. Nightmare Moon cleared her throat lightly and trotted onto the stage. Sombre lights of blue and diffused white cast the entire room in shadows. All that could really be seen was the gleam of her eyes and ethereal light from her coat. The mare of darkest night looked to the floor, almost coy, and began to sing.

~~

Could this night it last forever
Every moment held together
As if in a perfect trance
And such a thing could be

No one else would understand it
We would know the Gods had planned it
And for such a night as this
That they gave memory

And we would live inside this night
Within the dreams of candlelight
If you would bring this wish to life
And spend this night with me

Could this moment last forever
And this dream our one endeavour
If the stars would just enchant
And time would then agree

Every moment of tomorrow
From this evening we would borrow
If this wish the stars would grant
And gently oversee

And we would live inside this night
Within the dreams of candlelight
If you would bring this wish to life
And spend this night with me

And we would live inside this night
Within the dreams of candlelight
If you would bring this wish to life
And spend this night with me

And spend this night with me

~~

There was polite applause from some and more enthusiastic from others. Pinkie and Rarity were firmly within the enthusiastic and one could never tell with Fluttershy. Princess Celestia stiffly regarded the far wall and an opening into the dance floor, ignoring all else around her. Twilight looked on with interest, a thoughtful look on her face as she regarded her former foe. Princess Luna was equally conflicted, several times she moved as if to leave the party of the elements and her family only to remain where she sat.

The slightly out of breath alicorn of nightmares stepped from the raised area and returned to her little booth and a solitary drink. She was not going to confront anyone that night. As the alicorn sat and she wrapped the shadows around herself the room returned to the earlier low level murmur, the spell like atmosphere broken.

Author's Note

Short one here. I just thought that Discord has already had a sing. Flim and Flam sang in their episode. Chrysalis sang her song and I never really saw Gilda as an antagonist myself.

Background Players

After the stunned silence passed an earth pony mare made her way to the stage. “Hey, didn’t she play the gala when we went last time?” Applejack puzzled, looking at the grey mare.

“Yeph she did.” Pinkie replied from a mouthful of cotton candy. Appearing beside the farmer mare. With an audible gulp she swallowed the sticky treat. “She played cello and I bugged her to play my music!” Pinkie grinned. “and then at that party Rarity was at! I wonder what she wants to sing.”

From the stage the mare approached the microphone in the manner of a seasoned professional. “Hello everypony. I have no idea how I got here, what I am doing here or how myself and my marefriend will get home, but as Princess Celestia said; this is a chance to let loose and have some fun, without any stuffy Canterlot nobles to judge me. So, this one is for you Vinyl.” She winked and launched into the song.

~~

Listen everybody let me tell you 'bout the rock 'n' roll
Feel that rhythm and it's really gonna thrill your soul
She said come along with me, to a land of make believe
She said wamalama bamalama rock 'n' roll is king

She loves that rock 'n' roll and she plays it all night long
That's all she ever tells me when I call her on the telephone
She says feel that jumpin' beat, and git up on your feet
She says wamalama bamalama rock 'n' roll is king

Oh let those guitars play
Play for me play for me
Oh let that song ring out
That's how it's meant to be

It rolls like a train that's comin' on down the track
She rolled over Beethoven and she gave Tchaikovsky back
She loves that drivin' beat, she goes dancin' on down the street
She said wamalama bamalama rock 'n' roll is king

Oh let those guitars play
Play for me play for me
Oh let that song ring out
That's how it's meant to be

When she comes around and I'm listenin' to the radio
She says you can't do that 'cause all I wanna do is rock 'n' roll
Now here I'm gonna stay where that music starts to play
She says wamalama bamalama rock 'n' roll is king
She says wamalama bamalama rock 'n' roll is king

~~

An electric blue maned unicorn danced and whooped. “Yeah! Go Tavi!!” Pinkie grinned and waved over at her DJ friend.
“Hey PON-3, got yourself a great filly there.” Pinkie laughed at the livid blush that shot across the white pony’s face and the matching pink that graced her marefriend onstage. The grey mare trotted from the stage but was passed by her marefriend on the way they exchanged a brief kiss and the unicorn carried onto the stage. The white mare identified as PON-3 jumped up to the platform, her trademark glasses glinting under the lights and a cocky grin on her face.

“If Tavi is going to sing to me, I better return the favour and sing about her, am I right?” She said, practiced at handling a crowd. There were scattered cheers and a few return calls of her name. “So, I got this track that must have totally been written about my filly.” She grinned again and the track began.

~~

Just got back from the downtown palais
Where the music was so sweet
It knocked me right back in the alley
I'm ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm ready
And I'm really gonna rock tonight

Sweet little lady sings, like a songbird
And she sings the opera like you ain't never heard
But she ain't ready
No, no, no, she ain't ready
No, no, no, she ain't ready
And she ain't gonna rock & roll

She's sweet on Wagner
I think she'd die for Beethoven
She loves the way Puccini lays down a tune
And Verdi's always creeping from her room

Come on I'll show you how to sing the blues
Now baby, come on over over, you got nothin' to lose
Are you ready
Hey, hey, hey, are you ready
Ooh, ooh, ooh, are you ready
I wanna show you how to rock and roll

Now listen here baby she, said to me
Just meet me at the opera house at quarter to three
Cause I'm ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready
Woo, hoo, hoo, I'm ready
I'm gonna show you how to sing the blues

She's sweet on Wagner
I think she'd die for Beethoven
She loves the way Puccini lays down a tune
And Verdi's always creeping from her room

Oh far far away
The music is...
Playin'

Well we were reelin' and rockin' all through the night
Yeah we were rockin at the opera house until the break of light
And the orchestra was playin' all Chuck Berry's greatest tunes
And the singers in the chorus all got off on them singin' blues
And as the night grew older everybody was as one
The people on the streets came runnin' in to join in song
Just to hearing the opera singers singing rock and roll so pure
I thought I saw the mayor there
But I wasn't really sure
But it's all right

~~

At their table the pony identified as ‘Tavi’ rolled her eyes, not losing the smile held within them or the light blush on her cheeks. The DJ struck her usual pose and then cantered to join her marefriend and other friends, a cadre of musical ponies from their cutie marks and demeanour. Discord had really been chaotic with his choice of ‘guests’.

By this point in the evening Luna had convinced her sister to attend the dance party Pinkie had started conducting in the Discotheque, claiming she needed to in order to capture a boogaloo. Cadence had dragged Shining along with them, promises to “Shake dat thing!” keeping him at least willing.

Fluttershy had wilted to a tired but happy state, viewing the comings and goings of the crowd and observing the cute romance between her friends, two of whom being her best friends of all. The two couples in question had decided to spend some quality time with each other, sitting in low set seats besides tables close to the bar.

With a gap in performers a grey Pegasus with golden eyes fluttered excitedly from her seat. A brown stallion was desperately trying to keep her seated but the nimble and slightly clumsy mare flew from reach and clonked the stallion with her back hoof. She dodged and weaved to the platform and with incredible focus put a track to play. “I’m going to sing this and no one can stop me! Not even you muffin!” She giggled.

~~

Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who,
Doctor Who (Hey!) The Tardis,
Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who,
Doctor Who, ah, Doctor Who,
Doctor Who, ah, Doctor Who

Exterminate

Posh, Posh, Posh, Loads of money

Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah

Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who
Doctor Who (Hey!) The Tardis
Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who
Doctor Who, ah, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, ah, Doctor Who

You What?! (You What?!)
You What?! (You What?!)
You What?! You What?! You What?!

Exterminate

Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah

We obey no one

Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah

We are the superior beings

Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who
Doctor Who (Hey!) The Tardis
Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who
Doctor Who, ah, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, ah, Doctor Who

~~

The brown stallion had by the point reached the stage and was wearily face-hoofing. His wife finished with an extravagant bow and he dragged her back to their circle of friends, all of whom were equal parts confused, disgusted and highly amused. Another of their number approached the stage.

“Uh, Hi everypony. You’ll have to forgive me if I sound bad... I wrote this song a while back and sold it on to a college buddy who managed Colts2Stallions... So yeah. I uh, usually write music and lyrics over singing them, but Bons.” She gestured out to a two tone haired earth mare who waved sweetly, “Wanted me to go ahead and sing it.”

~~

So I call your name, cross my fingers
uncross the others, hesitate.
I don't think straight with nothing to prove.

I don't wanna say I'm leaving
so I'll stay until the weekend.
And you can take all your things;
the boxes and rings
and get going.

'Cause I've been waiting for...

All the pretty girls on a Saturday night.
Let it be, and come to me with the look in your eyes.
Will you break and take all the words from my mouth?
I wish all the pretty girls were shaking me down.

So I call you out
Just to feel a little bit better about myself
And I do, baby I do
'Til their lips start to move,
and their friends wanna talk music
I say "I've never heard the tune!"
But I have, I just hate the band
'cause they remind me of you.

Every single night ends up the same,
I don't say much at all, but I bring up your name.
(Over and over and over)
I think it's striking me out.

All the pretty girls on a Saturday night
Let it be, and come to me with the look in your eyes.
Will you break and take all the words from my mouth?
I wish all the pretty girls were shaking me down.
But not you,
you still wear boots and your hair is too long
and then this one doesn't want to admit she's fallen in love
Oh c'mon, oh c'mon, what's a boy to do
When all the pretty girls can't measure to you.

I don't understand your reasons
Please just stay over the weekend
You can't take all those things
They define you and me
everything we've become,
You're all that I need
Please don't make me face my generation alone.

All the pretty girls on a Saturday night.
Let it be, and come to me with the look in your eyes.
Will you break and take all the words from my mouth?
I wish all the pretty girls were shaking me down.
But not you,
I feel your faith is destroying the world
and then this one doesn't want to admit
the 80s is over and done
Oh c'mon, what's a boy to do,
when all the pretty girls can't measure to you

~~

The unicorn smiled and took an odd bow, stood on her two back hooves. “That one reached number one on the Canterlot Music Chart back when it was released. I kinda wrote it from experience.” Bowing once more she trotted off the stage and joined a rowdy group at her table. She was pounced on by the earth mare as the group hoofed drinks and laughed with each other.

Discord looked at his bare wrist and clicked and eagle claw, making a watch appear. “Hmm, still some time for things to happen. What’s up next I wonder?”

Revelations & Duets

The night had drawn on and very few of the “guests” were still upright. Tired out from singing, dancing, drinking, “boogaloo” hunting and general socialising amongst such a great cross-section of ponykind.

The apparition that was Nightmare Moon was one of the few with the stamina to keep going. She had kept a respectful distance from the Element bearers, although they had been less antagonistic with their looks since her song, she still did not feel entirely comfortable with them or the princesses. She sipped a pitch black drink and warily regarded the crowd of ponies within Discord’s extra-dimensional business.

Bored that things were not progressing she stood and walked to the stage once more. She idly browsed the selection and found something to sing.

~~

Time
Only time
Could never take me away from you

And why
Should it try
Time never cares just what we do

It just sits on a star
And gazes down
Dropping its moments all around
And if I could wish upon that star
I would find what you dream
And then ask god to grant it

I wanted
To say this
Long before this dark would fall
At night I
Would pray this
Then wonder if god heard at all
For the chances I've had are now long gone
And that star is no longer wished upon
For on this night it seems too far away

Try
I have tried
To pretend that I don't care
But then
Sleep arrives
And in every dream I find you there

But I don't want the past to be my life
And I don't want to live inside the night
But I don't want to see your shadow fade
So I sleep and I dream
Though I don't understand it

I wanted
To say this
Long before this dark would fall
At night I
Would pray this

Then wonder if god heard at all
For the chances I've had are now long gone
And that star is no longer wished upon
For on this night it seems too far away

You can live your life in a thousand ways
But it all comes down to that single day
When you realize what you regret
What you can't reclaim but you can't forget

If I could just fall back into my life
And find you there inside this night
And let eternity just drift away

~~

There was polite clapping from the few alert members of the audience and with a modest bow the alicorn of nightmares returned to her table, collecting a beverage from the bar as she passed.

As she focused on the peculiar nature of the drink she took, apparently it being exactly what she desired, so the bartender had said, she did not notice the approach of Princess Luna and the Element of Magic. A nervous cough caught her attention.

“Yes?” It was a voice she had been practicing, like a warm breeze on a summer’s night, something to negate the reputation she had oh so rightfully gathered and change the automatic assumptions when her appearance was taken into account.

“Um, we were wondering... That is to say, Twilight and I... We were unsure as to how you are here... Or um...” Luna began, looking a spirit in the eye that had haunted her imagination for so long.

“What Luna is meaning to say is... Well, what happened when we pushed you from Luna? What exactly are you?” Twilight Sparkle, that was the Element of Magic Nightmare Moon recalled, asked. The mare sighed.

“I am, or more precisely was a spirit of... assistance.” She paused and waved a hoof, trying to grasp the best method of explanation. “You must recall that until the lands were tamed by harmony within ponykind there were many different creatures of a non-physical nature.” Nightmare Moon regarded the scholars; so far they seemed to be following her. “Like Windingos or our host here. Some immediately took on physical aspects once harmony squeezed away their niches. I believe Parasprites and Changelings were others. The rest of us, well we were not so chaotic as to lose our place.” She smiled softly in recollection, “we continued to float immaterial amongst the pony clans.” By this point Luna and Twilight had sat close to her, closer than any of the others had dared.

“So you didn’t have any sort of form at all?” Twilight asked.

“Oh no,” she replied, sipping the dregs of her peculiar drink. “I merely floated amongst the firmaments; six of my ilk had already given of themselves to save a world they had become so attached to... You are quite familiar with them I believe. After all you are kindred souls.” She nodded to Twilight.

The unicorn looked puzzled a moment until it dawned on her, “The Elements of Harmony.” Twilight breathed in amazement.

“Yes my dear, six spirits that were harmony in its purest form sacrificed their joyous existence to save all kinds from the rule of chaos.” She smiled, a hint of sadness behind it. “A noble thing to do yes?”

“When we forged the Elements, we had no idea...” Luna tentatively reached toward her former cohort but shied away when Nightmare Moon caught the action.

“Yes, well... I accepted it when it happened. I also accepted there was no place for one such as me in that sexviri. Yes I know it sounds awful but it is ancient Equestrian for group of six. I know you sniggered Ms Sparkle.” Nightmare Moon shot the purple academic a reproving glance. “I continued on my own for quite some time, remaining within the lands of those my kin saw to save. As centuries passed I noticed your... decline.” She looked mournfully at the midnight blue alicorn. “I sought to aid you as my kin aided before ... I did not know the depths to which your sadness had taken you...” She took a shaky breath. “Is it alright for me to continue Luna?” She looked the princess in the eye.

“I... I think it would be for the best, you need to say it. I need to hear it, as does Twilight Sparkle.” Luna bowed her head. The black alicorn took a deep cleansing breath and exhaled.

“I was the spirit of Fortitude. You know of course what this is Twilight?”

“According to the Mareiam Waler it means strength of mind that enables a person to encounter danger or bear pain or adversity with courage.” The librarian recited.

“Indeed, courage, bravery; Fortitude. Scholars of a more romantic bent called me Evera.” She smiled wistfully, “Some of those old unicorns might have been dusty and crusty but oh did they recognize and appreciate the myriad forces that govern all kinds.” She coughed and blushed a little. “I hoped to help the younger princess who thought herself maligned, to give her the confidence and power to step up to her position and embrace it. To find herself her own definition... But it wasn’t to be.” The black alicorn sighed. “Her sadness and jealousy, when met with my power gave birth to Nightmare Moon, Queen of the Eternal Night.”

Twilight gasped a little, “So that means... she... you? It was you both? Not just some malevolent spirit possessing and controlling you...” She ended in an embarrassed squeak as the full implications settled in her mind.

“Yes Twilight Sparkle. A spirit came to help me and instead we unleashed a monster.” Luna sighed. “Evera, forgive me... I wronged you as much as I wronged Equestria and still I muddy your name by living the convenient lie my sister concluded on, wishful thinking on her part and omission on mine.” This time she nuzzled the alicorn in front of her. Twilight hustled closer to join in the embrace.

“I’m so so sorry for what we did... Banishing you with your own sister’s power!” Twilight whispered to the pony she had previously thought a monster. “But... what would happen if everyone knew?”

“I would truly face more hurt and pain.” Luna nearly croaked.

“No you will not. No one will find out, I promise this.” Nightmare Moon, Evera, said. “I can keep this blame and this secret.” She rose. “Now I think I need to sing something else, emotions need to be brought free and song is a good purge...” She stepped up to the stage and with her magic made some alterations to the song selection and lighting. This time she plunged the room into darkness.

~~

Lost in your dark
I see you there
What do you see beyond your stare
And you believe that no one else can know

What is this thing you keep inside
Out of the light and wrapped in pride
Always afraid that one day it will show

I'll keep your secrets
I'll hold your ground
And when the darkness starts to fall
I'll be around there waiting
When dreams are fading
And friends are distant and few

Know at that moment I'll be there with you
What are these voices that you hear
Are they too far or far too near
What are these things that echo from the past

Who are these ghosts you see at night
There in the shadows of your life
They only live by the light you cast

I'll keep your secrets
I'll hold your ground
And when the darkness starts to fall
I'll be around there waiting
When dreams are fading
And friends are distant and few

Know at that moment I'll be there with you

I'll be around
When there's no reason left to carry on
And every dream you've ever had is gone
And the dark is deep and black without a sound
And every star has been dragged to the ground
Know at that moment I will be around
Know at that moment I will be around

~~

Luna wiped tears from her eyes, as the song had gone on lights like shining stars had filled the room and as the song had ended the regular subdued lights had returned, she did not wish for anyone to notice her crying. The pitch black alicorn left her stage and returned to her seat. “I never told you where I went after the elements split us apart. Did I?” She settled carefully into a comfortable position.

“No, you didn’t get to that.” Twilight said quietly, blinking back her own tears.

“It was as I said when all this started, there was just...nothing. It wasn’t like before I had a physical form, I was far away from the land of Equestria, further than even the moon.” She looked distant a moment. “On the moon we had each other...” she barely mumbled.

“A small comfort, but a comfort nonetheless.” Luna agreed, shuffling closer to the alicorn she once called enemy.

“It was so alone, there was nothing at all but blank blackness...” She stopped.

“Evera, I’m so sorry... I never even considered what would happen to you when we used the elements.” Twilight nuzzled the larger pony and sat closer against her. Luna moved to the other side of her near double.

“I meant you no wrong but I wish to make this right.” The princess of the moon said. “I think I have an idea.”

While two ponies schemed one sat mixing drinks and slurping down the results. “Hey, there’s been a bit of a gap in the songs now right? Well, we had a bunch of talking.” Pinkie Pie bounced up. “Come on someone! Duet time! Duet!!” She jumped around her group of friends looking for someone to pair up with. There was a dramatic sigh in reply.

“Pinkamena Diane Pie, if I get to select our song I shall duet with you. Does that sound alright darling?” Rarity said, leaving her drink beside Applejack.

“Of course it does Rarity! Let’s hit the boards and belt one out!” Pinkie jumped and reappeared onstage. With a theatrical flick of her mane the fancy unicorn trotted over to the console and input her selection. Jazzy lights and glittering sparks filled the stage.

~~

[Pinkie:]
Forget your troubles

[Rarity:]
Happy days

Come on get happy

Are here again

You better chase all your cares away

The skies above are clear again

Shout Hallelujah

So let's sing a song

Come on get happy

Of cheer again

Get ready for the Judgment Day

Happy days are here again

The sun is shining

All together

Come on get happy

Shout it now

The Lord is waiting to take your hand

There's no one who can doubt it now

Shout Hallelujah

So let's tell the world

And just get happy

About it now

We're going to the Promised Land

Happy days are here again

We're heading cross a river
Soon your cares will all be gone

There'll be no more from now on

From now on!

Forget your troubles

Happy days

And just get happy

Are here again

You better chase all your blues away

The skies above are clear again

Shout Hallelujah

So let's sing a song

And just get happy

Of cheer again
Happy times

Happy times

Happy nights

Happy nights

Happy days are here again...

~~

There was limited clapping, only a few ponies remained awake. Fluttershy and Rainbow had succumbed to the low lighting and good company. Cadence and Shining were also dozing peacefully in each other’s embrace.

Even Princess Celestia was flagging, sat under neatly folded wings, her head dipping every now and then with a fight against sleep.

Rarity and Pinkie were the most lively of the gathered group. “Oh, it must be getting quite late.” The unicorn mused, settling herself besides her marefriend once more. Applejack gave a sleepy nod and gratefully rested her head on the soft white back.

“Pinkie Sense says it’s more morning than night.” The pink pony said with an authoritative air and promptly collapsed into loud snores. Rarity sighed at the display and settled her chin onto her forelegs. Genteel snores escaping her muzzle in-time with the noises of sleep from Applejack.

In the far corner a pair of alicorns and a unicorn took a look around. “Now’s our chance.” Twilight whispered, noticing all their sleeping fellows. With a nod she led towards the Draconequus’ throne.
The mismatched creature gave them a bored look.

“Still awake Twilight dear? My, you are a stubborn one.” He yawned himself and snapped a sleeping cap out of thin air.

“We have a request.” She said, looking Discord in the eye.

“Oh really? Make it quick, I have some Zs to catch.” He regarded the slightly odd group of ponies.

“Discord, we think it would be a great... prank... to play on ‘Tia if you were to, uh, send Nightmare Moon back with us.” Luna winked. It had been Twilight’s idea to frame the request as a joke.

“Sounds like fun.” The Draconequus agreed. “Minimal effort on my part but maximum enjoyment at the expense of sunflanks...” He grinned. “Sure thing fillies. Now skedaddle, I want some sleep.” He waved them off.

“I think he knows the true reason.” Evera said quietly as they left his presence.

“No matter, if he will truly send you back there is no problem.” Luna extended a wing over her counterpart.

“Knowing Discord, he probably has an idea of what the plan is.” Twilight agreed, “But he does keep his word, however much he twists it around.” She smiled at the black alicorn, “Then we’ll have you back in Equestria.” They reached an empty couch and sat down together, a huge yawn escaped the scholar.

“Back to Equestria...” The mare whispered, smiling at her new friends as they settled into their own rest.

As the last patrons fell asleep in their little groups the tiny imps went about their work. Clearing the used glasses, empty cans and bottles, emptied bowls of snacks and sweeping up dropped crumbs.

From his lazy-boy Discord smirked at their antics. He’d have to keep this place open, attract some more customers, there were plenty of folk who could skip dimensions and trip the light fantastic who would want to visit.

“Well done boys, that was a well run night!” He raised a glass and drank it, zapping the liquid away once the glass was gone.

Outside the lights powered off and the dancing neon Draconequus ceased his jive. The blackness was dark once again.

Author's Note

Well, we're almost over folks. This one is still the same self indulgence. I just love fics and music.

Return

Twilight awoke in her bed, Spike lay beside it in his basket, sucking a claw and hugging his blankey. She fuzzily regarded the room as the happenings of her night settled into her conscious memory. A final thought made itself known and the purple unicorn jumped from her bed. “Did it happen? Did it work!” she half shouted, tripping from her room in haste.

She clattered down the stairs and slipped on the penultimate, landing on her rump with a crash. There was no one else in the library. Heart wrenching disappointment clutched in her chest and just as the first tears slid from her eyes, the scent of coffee wafted from the kitchen.

“Twilight Sparkle? Is that how you greet every morning?” A sable coated unicorn, her mane a deep blue and her eyes bright indigo walked from the kitchen, a pair of coffee cups floated in her azure magic.

“Evera!” Twilight shouted with joy and pounced on the unicorn.

“Easy! You don’t want to spill my first coffee in over a thousand years!” Evera laughed. “And look, I have my own cutie mark!” She swished her tail over her flank, a stylised lion of silver marked it. “Ancient scholars marked out fortitude with a lion you see.” She began before being cut off with further hugging.

“He did really do it! He did!” Twilight released the sable unicorn and danced around her. “Yes! Yes! Yes!” She skidded to a halt and hugged Evera again. The librarian’s joy was infectious and Evera smiled, she set the coffee cups down and caught her frolicking fellow for a hug.

“It seems our chaotic acquaintance decided granting me physical existence would set a few heads spinning at least.” She kept Twilight suspended in magic and toted her to a chair. “The question is, how do we proceed?”

Twilight’s face fell, “I didn’t really think of that. We need to contact Luna... She’ll know what to do.” She looked properly at the new unicorn and it finally clicked. “Well, at least you’re less noticeable.”

Evera grinned and flicked her mane. “Oh yes, while I think I’ll miss wings, magic is simply too practical to lose.”

The two unicorns began to laugh, the joy overcoming them. Dancing in circles. “Shall I introduce you to my friends, new friend?”

“Lets.” Evera grinned. Stuck close together they exited the library, into a new life for the charcoal unicorn, with new friends and a future at last.

Author's Note

Done.

Unless I have more ideas and you complain a bunch.