Chapters Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
The neon sign buzzed into life, flashing its harsh false light through the darkness. DOUDKB it read in hyper-pink, a neon tube Draconequus danced beside it. The whole monstrosity was hoisted above a strange looking building, it looked as if Stallion Dali and Mare C. Escher had started drawing a roller rink and got bored halfway through and threw in a bowlarama, diner and bounce house to finish it off.
As unusual as this piece of architecture was, it could not be the strangest aspect of the area. Or to be precise, lack thereof. This singularly most outlandish building sat upon a spit of earth suspended in nowhere and nothing. Darkness stretched across the plane, marking it out as a construct within a void.
As the sign reached full brilliance all the other lights switched on at once, two dozen windows six spotlights and a laser array filling the blackness with lurid colour. Music began to blare out, heralding the advent of sound.
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In Canterlot Palace, Princess Celestia Monarch of the Day and Steward of the Sun stood upon her balcony and set the sun. Beside her, Princess Luna Monarch of the Night and Sheppard of the Moon set her satellite in motion, allowing day to segue into night. “It’s been a long day Lu, I think I should turn in early.” Celestia yawned. “Do you mind?”
“Not at all sister, from what I gather today was a tiresome day for all. Not one petitioner has made appointment with the night court.” Luna chuckled a little. “Normally I would be unimpressed with such an occurrence, but I have a few plans that would have otherwise been waylaid by politics.” She smiled and nuzzled her sister. “Goodnight dear sister, do sleep well.” Luna withdrew from the balcony and left to her own devices. Celestia took one last look at the sunset they had created and settled to her bed.
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In Ponyville a group of young mares parted ways in the town square and trotted home. Each completed their evening routines and settled into bed, well apart from a certain purple unicorn. She stayed awake reading until she fell asleep on her bed with her muzzle planted firmly in a book.
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A long way away from Ponyville a travellers wagon was halted in a small clearing. The sleepy owner had wrapped herself in blankets and was making her way to a land of slumber.
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Somewhere that was virtually nowhere, but not quite nothing. A someone floated adrift in non-existence. She was well and truly alone and certainly not happy with the situation.
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The night was well underway when its princess retired to her own quarters, she decided to take some sleep and be able to spend extra time during her sister’s day without fatigue.
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A dark chuckle split the place with the strange building. “My, I have written up quite the guest list. Let’s call them all in, ready boys?” a roar of agreement came from within the structure and a loud claw snap echoed across the blackness.
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All across Equestria sleeping ponies stirred a little before falling into a deeper slumber. To anyone who might find them, it would be impossible to awaken them for the duration of the night. They had been taken somewhere far away.
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Princess Celestia was dozing peacefully when a murmur of noise and activity, unusual to hear from her private chambers, awoke her. What she saw was far from the expected. She was sat on a low selection of large cushions in an unfamiliar room. Her innate sense brought about the shocking realisation that not only was she not in her own room but she was in fact not even in Equestria. She was about to do something rather un-regal when a familiar voice cut through the gloom.
“We sure aren’t in Ponyville anymore.” The ever chipper earth pony chimed in. “Or even in Equestria!” She gave a little jump, “Oh hey princess! My Pinkie sense was telling me somepony was watching me! I never expected it to be you though!” Princess Celestia smiled and waved to the energetic filly. Upon hearing the name of her mentor, Twilight shot as if fired from a cannon to her side.
“Princess! Oh, I am so glad you are here! Wherever here is...” She nuzzled close to her teacher. Now properly woken, her friends joined them.
“Hello my faithful student, my little ponies.” She gave a warm smile and gestured the others closer.
“Sister!” Luna cantered over; it seemed she had been brought to this strange location also. “We are not within our lands at all.” The blue alicorn said gravely. “I regarded the stars and none are my own. I fear we have been taken further than anypony has been before.” She too sat beside Princess Celestia.
“Well I can tell you one place you are not.” A voice snarled from the shadows. A wisp of blue mane preceded her, but everypony in the small group recognised the tones. From the darkness a black alicorn, though without her armour, strode.
“Did y’all do this to us? Take us from our beds to this strange place?” Applejack asked angrily.
“No fools.” The mare growled. “I too was brought here, plucked from the forsaken nothingness whence you banished me.” She glared at the assembled ponies. “Although this is a gladdening change to endless empty blackness and soul searing isolation.” She stamped a hoof angrily. “I can assure you this is not there. So now you know of one less possibility.” She turned heel and stalked away from them. An air of “I know when I am not welcome” pervaded the atmosphere around her.
“That sounds like my cue!” A voice, sinister in its familiarity if not the tone or words. The entire room lit up to reveal a large lounge area, at which the small gathering of somewhat familiar faces was at the back of. On one side blaring music and flashing lights escaped through an archway. Opposite that was a second archway that led to a much quieter space. The farthest side of the room was wholly occupied by a bar. Stood in the centre of the room was Discord.
“Discord! What do you think you are doing!” Princess Celestia shouted angrily, standing in an instant. Luna joined her, poised for action.
“Darlings, do calm down! All this anger isn’t good for the heart you know.” The draconequus grinned and winked. “I decided you all needed a break from the humdrum, a holiday from the everyday, a vacation from all that is dastardly decidedly dreary!” He did a little tap number and summoned a top hat and cane to match. “I thought to myself, Discord old boy, those poor ponies are so stuck in the ruts they call life. I think they deserve a night to hang loose and have some fun. So I built myself a nice little place in a pocket dimension and called in all my favourite ponies and some other shmucks to fill the gaps.” He gestured around the lobby at the assembled ponies and began pointing with his cane. “So Welcome, one and all, to Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo!”
Several strange little imps in waiting outfits ran out and bowed. “Oh, meet the staff,” the draconequus waved dismissively at the odd creatures. “Over there is the disco, right through that arch is the karaoke and over at the far end is the bar.” He pointed sharply. "Now it's time to begin. Welcome one and all!"
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The lights come on
The set is down
We'll show you things
That in your life
Minstrels, kings, explorers
The minstrel and the sorcerer
The jester drinks and starts to think
That he alone is wise
The governor and journalist
Ghosts and lost explorers
Welcome to the show
~
He tipped his hat to the watching ponies and grinned before taking an even larger bow. The assembled ponies scuffed their hooves and looked around, not sure how to react. The only one not conforming to this was a certain pink mare.
“So where’s the boogaloo?” Pinkie Pie asked, hopping on one leg. “I wanna see a boogaloo.”
“Dear Pinkie Pie, the boogaloo is all around us.” He winked. “Now, I’ve got some business elsewhere, not Equestria!” He shouted, a little shocked at the flaming reaction from the solar monarch and her protégé. There was a pause and he blasted them with a fire extinguisher, “You’ll set of the sprinklers like that” he tutted. “As I was saying, there is other business I have elsewhere with a certain fuddy-duddy captain and his crew, so enjoy yourself! Once the night is done you should all wake up where I took you from.” He grinned widely and faded away, his teeth first and slowly gone until all that remained was a pair of tap shoes, a hat and a cane.
“So this is a big party from Discord for us?” Pinkie asked aloud, looking from face to face. “I like parties...” She gave a hopeful smile to Twilight and the Princesses, dripping with foam until a burst of magic dispersed it.
“He didn’t seem like he was lying...” Applejack said guardedly, “Ah woulda noticed it, after his last little trick.” She narrowed her eyes in recollection at their last encounter.
“We’ll, take a look around...” Twilight conceded, once again surveying the lobby with a mixture of concern and anticipation. A pink blur shot off.
“Wahooooooo!!!!” Pinkie shouted at the top of her lungs, zipping around at high speed. Within moments she had returned to her friend’s side. “Looks neat.” She grinned. “The Disco is a bit Funky Town for my taste but Cranky and Matilda were enjoying it they scored a six with some pretty impressive moves! Then there’s the bar full of all the drinks I can name and even more I’ve never even heard of!” She took a deep breath but her mouth was sealed by four different magical auras.
“Why don’t we take a look in the karaoke room?” Princess Luna said, trying to keep some eagerness from her voice. “Many of the others have entered already but I do not hear any music. We may get first selection!” She jumped a little and made her way to the archway.
“Alright, I think we could try that...” Twilight said. The cautious group approached the karaoke area with trepidation. Although they all knew of such things, Ponyville had one small establishment that Pinkie Pie was known to frequent and Canterlot had at least three that Luna could name from memory, it was still all provided by Discord. Twilight cast a spell into the room that zipped and spun around like a firework. After pulsing brightly twice it returned to the librarian and flickered out. “Nothing seems out of the ordinary.” She said, nonplussed .
“Well, why don’t we try out the equipment?!” Pinkie jumped for joy and flung herself across the room to the control console. Her friends followed quickly, worried at what she might trigger. “Ooo, look at the selection!” With her blue eyes popping and a ludicrous smile she hustled the other five onto the platform.
“Hey, Pinks! Watch the wings!” Rainbow yelled indignantly, to a chorus of squeaks, squawks and groans from the other herded ponies.
“We have to be ready for the group number! It’s the best way to start off any karaoke night!” The earth pony shouted, organising the group into a pose as the automatic light array faded prior to the beginning of her selected track .
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm "easy come, easy go"
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows,
doesn't really matter to me,
to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouette-o of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning -- very, very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Figaro -- magnifico!
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go -- will you let me go?
Bismillah! No! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go! Never!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia! Let me go!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!
for me!
for me!!
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby -- can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out -- just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows...
~
The six friends collapsed in a fit of giggles and high-hooves, Princess Celestia laughed and waved as a smiling Luna extinguished a dancing flame she had raised somewhere through the second verse. A mismatched clap from the wings caught everyone’s attention.
“Brava! Brava! That was certainly impressive ladies; I didn’t know you had it in you.” Discord sat sprawled on a lazy-boy in a raised area just out of view from the main room.
“Discord! I thought you’d left.” Twilight growled and lit her horn. The draconequus waved placating hands.
“Twilight, Twilight... I did for a while but that old stick-in-the-mud is far too boring to occupy all my time. Which is why I came back here to see if any of you would sing!” He sat up a little tidier in his seat. “I have no ill will against you, tonight anyway. I just wanted to throw a little soiree for you hardworking folks back in Equestria.” He shrugged. “You can’t tell me that wasn’t fun.”
“It was a little fun...” A tiny voiced Fluttershy put in, “I mean... I enjoyed myself when we were all singing.” She pinned the draconequus with a grade-A stare, Discord visibly paled and rushed to cover his eyes “you better not be playing nasty tricks though.”
“Of that I am very aware... So please turn off the stare?” He peeked between his claws and relaxed as the yellow pegasus withdrew. “Really, tonight is for some fun for you lovely little ponies with some entertainment, harmless entertainment, from me.” He gestured widely. “So what do you say?”
Author's Note
So, Karaoke needed moar songs! Moar singing! Here's chapter one!
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
“Really, tonight is for some fun for you lovely little ponies with some entertainment harmless entertainment for me.” Discord gestured widely. “So what do you say?” He pulled his best ‘pwetty pwease’ face and posed with puppy dog eyes. One by one the ponies looked away and muttered excuses as best they could until...
“You know what. Fine.” Princess Celestia said and stood from where she had been listening to the exchange. The white alicorn marched to the stage, grasping the mic in her magic, “Whatever all this is about Discord, you have presented me with a wonderful opportunity to let loose and have some fun.” She winked to the draconequus and cleared her throat as the music began to play. Twilight respectfully teleported her friends to sit beside Princess Luna after giving the chaotic being a final untrusting glare and settled to watch her mentor.
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You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind,
You wanna stay out with your fancy friends.
Don't bring me down,grroosss
What happend to the girl I used to known,
You're always talkin' 'bout your crazy nights,
Don't bring me down,grroosss
You're lookin' good just like a snake in the grass,
You got me shakin' got me runnin' away
~
“Princess Celestia can really shake what the maker gave her!” Pinkie laughed and high hoofed Rainbow. Luna had her face in her hooves and Twilight seemed to have frozen up. All the other ponies in attendance, familiar or not, were cheering and calling as their monarch danced enthusiastically as she sang.
“Yes darling... it is surely something anyway.” Rarity took a tidy nibble of the snacks in front of her. Fluttershy nodded in agreement but regarded the other princess and Twilight with mild concern.
From the stage a slightly breathless but utterly glowing Celestia laughed loudly. “Oh my, I have needed that for a very long time! How about I sing another number?” The cheers, whistles and hollering from all present spurred her on. “Alright my little ponies. Here goes one more !”
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We can dance if we want to
I say, we can go where we want to
We can go where we want to
I say, we can act if we want to
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Safety dance
We can dance if we want to
I say, We can dance if we want to
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Safety dance
~
As promised, nothing untoward happened as the song finished and Celestia took a triumphant bow. “Thank you everypony! But if anyone lets on about this elsewhere...” She pulled a glowering face, “One million years Dungeon!” the crowd fell silent as the monarch of the sun made her proclamation, a few nervous coughs and a smattering of audible gulps filled the quickly increasing uncomfortable atmosphere.
Princess Celestia gave on last sweeping glare then burst out laughing. “Gotcha!” She smiled and head held high trotted from the stage. Discord clapped politely as she passed him.
Glowing even brighter Princess Celestia skipped back to the section of seating the element bearers had chosen and gulped down a glass of water virtually straight from the pitcher. “That is the most fun I have had in an epoch!” She chuckled. Twilight half harrumphed, “Oh, cheer up my faithful student, even a sun goddess needs to let her mane down once in a while.” She nudged the grumpy unicorn and Twilight simply rolled her eyes.
“While I do not agree with your conduct sister,” Luna said, eyeing the taller alicorn distrustfully, “I do believe I can do better than that!” She stood and approached the stage, hoping that once their rulers had taken the plunge other ponies would follow. “I think you will all like this selection. The sentiment holds close to my heart.” Celestia regarded her sister with joy suffusing her face and with an encouraging nod awaited her sister’s song.
The blue alicorn reached the stage and climbed up, using magic to create her selections. Turning to face the audience of milling ponies, her subjects, the princess cleared her throat. “Hello everypony. Sorry to change the mood a little, but this song has a very special place in my heart and just has to be sung.” Luna stood tall and began her song, the lights fell to a slightly lower setting, bathing the stage in a glow but darkening the lounge area. As the music began, Luna sang.
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No life's so short it can't turn around
And I'm out here
It's the dark you're hating
No life's so short that it never learns
And I'm out here
It's the dark you're hating
Can you live your life in a day
Tell me if you win would it show
I've been waiting
Tell me would you really want to
New York is so far away now
I don't understand
I swear on tomorrow
You're all that I see...
~
Princess Luna finished and lowered her head, blushing brightly. The awed hush went nearly unbroken as nopony dared break the spell. Luna was unaware of this however and began to worry her performance had failed. She was about to flee in tears when a single clapping pony could be heard. Soon the whole crowd was joining in. Luna raised her head and smiled wide, even when she caught sight of the pony who had certainly been the first to clap. Nightmare Moon.
The briefest of rather intense looks were exchanged by spirit and princess, neither folded. It seemed the decision to look away was mutual and synchronised.
Unshaken and bolstered by the reception, Luna trotted off to the little group of friends. “That was so cool!” Rainbow Dash shouted, flying around the princess in eagerness to let her know just how cool she rated it.
“Yeah, way to go Luna! You blew ‘em away!” Pinkie let off a party popper and high hoofed the Monarch of the moon.
Celestia smiled, it was a small slightly watery smile that was accompanied with tears. “That... that is how you feel Lulu?” She whispered, closing the gap between them and clasping her younger sister closer. “I’m so so sorry my dearest one.”
“Sister...” Luna hiccupped back a sob and flung herself into the embrace. “Every night for a thousand years... I really did miss you so.” She nuzzled and was nuzzled in return.
“Those lyrics were quite apt,” Celestia said, lifting her head a little to look Luna in the eye.
“I may have... gifted a struggling lyricist with the song shortly after my return...” Luna blushed, “it was a song that needed to be shared.” She smiled, “It’s for both of us Tia.”
“Thank you Lulu, thank you.” Irrespective of the audience, ignoring Discord and glad to be within the circle of six faithful friends, the two sisters hugged and held close. A thousand year gap healed ever so slightly further.
Author's Note
Chapter two of the self indulgent twaddle!
ELO are like the best group ever, Jeff Lynne is a genius and I need someone to draw me a ponification of him!
Otherwise, do enjoy the mix.
Oh, and there is a lot more Savatage and related projects to come...
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
During Princess Luna’s selection Pinkie Pie had disappeared into the shadier areas of the karaoke lounge, nopony could figure out just where the physics defying mare had gone. It wasn’t a mystery for long however, when Pinkie jumped up as soon as the princess left the microphone. With her usual uncanny speed she was ready to sing within moments. Everypony sat in the karaoke lounge looked to her, ready and eager for what was sure to be an interesting selection .
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When it's time to party we will party hard
'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
All right
'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party
~
Pinkie took a flying leap into the crowd and eager hooves supported her all the way back to her friends. A familiar aura caught the pink party pony and deposited her on a couch. “What did you think girls?” She grinned.
“As song choices go, I think that one fitted to you perfectly Pinkie.” Twilight said, scribbling notes on napkins. “I have to figure out exactly where we are...” she muttered, a flurry of papers switching around by her magic.
Pinkie grinned. “Now somepony needs to go sing! Come on, don’t be shy!” She jumped up again to emphasis the point.
Twilight muttered noncommittally, still scribbling upon napkins floating around her. Rarity and Fluttershy suddenly hustled off to the little fillies room to “Powder my nose darling.” Rainbow was very deliberately chugging a drink, leaving only the slightly blushing Apple.
“Do I hafta sing a song Pinkie Pie?” Applejack groused. Pinkie eyeballed the be-stetsoned mare, it wasn’t quite the stare but was known to have a similar effect. “Alright! Alright! I’m gettin’ there.”
The orange pony jumped up onto the stage and hoofed through the console’s menu. Happy with a discovery she turned to the crowd. “Howdy. Ah’m gonna sing a song according to that pushy pink friend o’ mine. This one’s a song mah old granpappy used ta sing after a gettin' a few of Sweet Apple Acre's finest vintages inside o' him. ‘s going to keep y’all a hooting and a hollerin’.”
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I was sittin in The Thirsty Devil, one sheet hung to the wind
He lowered his hat, checked his gun and headed toward the bar
The patrons whispered hushed and low, they seemed to be afraid
So I twisted on my stool, turned to him and said
When it’s six to midnight and the boney hand of death is nigh
“Who the hell do you think you are?” my patience growin thin
“My name is Stanton Cree and I died three years before
“Now wait a minute, mister, no one makes me a fool”
Stanton Cree tipped his hat and laughed a wicked laugh
The barhop nodded slowly and I knew that I was screwed
Whiskey, tequila, vodka, rum or gin
Now he rests in his pine box and I still walk the streets
~
Applejack flicked her hat into the air and reared, winking at the crowd and catching her hat as she jumped off the stage and regrouped with her friends. “Awesome track AJ,” Rainbow high hoofed before settling onto the floor.
“Thanks Dash. Ah was having a hay of a time coming up with a follower for that racket Pinkie was shoutin’.” She grabbed a drink and took an undignified gulp. Rarity, who had returned during the performance rolled her eyes and sniffed.
“Aw, sugar cube, you thought Ah looked glorious?” Applejack fluttered her eyes at her marefriend who blushed a little and waved away the compliment. Rainbow gagged and mimed sickness. Unimpressed, Aplpejack sidled closer to the variacoloured pegasus. She nudged Rainbow Dash, “how about you go serenade your sweetheart over there?”
Rainbow gave a spit take, fortunately it was in the direction of Pinkie Pie who had sensed it and mysteriously acquired an umbrella to shield herself. “I don’t know what you’re talking about AJ... I haven’t got a sweetheart.” Rainbow protested, wiping her dripping muzzle.
“Dash, Ah’m the element of honesty remember? Ah can tell when you’re lying.” Applejack said, looking an increasingly nervous Rainbow in the eye. Luckily the Pegasus was rescued from the pressing by a surprising saviour. Fluttershy. She had left the safety of the group and made it to the stage with her usual quiet timidity.
“Um... Hello everpony. I’m Fluttershy and I’m going to sing a song now. If that’s ok with you all...” She took a deep breath and exhaled with more confidence.
~
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag,
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
'Cause baby you're a firework
Baby, you're a firework
You don't have to feel like a waste of space
Maybe your reason why all the doors are closed
You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
'Cause baby you're a firework
Baby, you're a firework
Boom, boom, boom
'Cause baby you're a firework
Baby, you're a firework
Boom, boom, boom
~
Having completed her song Fluttershy stood in her usual timid stance once more, her hair sliding to its former position. “I hope everypony enjoyed that.” She managed to whisper into the microphone. “All my little critter friends do.” She smiled beatifically and returned to the safety of her friends through a standing ovation.
On his throne in its hidden alcove Discord grinned, some more ponies were joining the party. “So nice that those lovebirds could join us... The poor pair really do need a break.” He laughed an un-malicious chuckle.
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
There was confused shouting from the back of the lounge, in the lobby area by the sound. “Where in Equestria are we?!” A voice that Twilight recognised called out. She dropped the floating napkin-notes, jumped up and teleported to the source.
A flash dropped the purple unicorn in front of the newcomers “BBBFF! You’re here too!!” She smiled but immediately did her little song with Cadence. “Sunshine sunshine, Ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves and do a little shake!” She giggled.
“I sure am loved.” The stallion chuckled, “My question still stands Twily. Where in Equestria are we?” He prodded his sister.
“Ooo, Karaoke!” Cadence smiled. “Oh and aunty Luna and ‘Tia are here!” She nosed around and waved at familiar faces before hurrying off, leaving a confused husband in her wake.
“Really Twily, where are we?” Shining followed his younger sister to her group of friends, keeping an eye on his tall wife’s progress to the stage with mixed anticipation and nervousness.
“A side universe that just so happens to be a disco slash karaoke bar.” Twilight grinned. “Apparently we’ve been working so hard we deserved a break.” Twilight carefully brushed over events upon their arrival when her mind seized upon an issue. “You know, we all arrived just after falling asleep... How come you got here so late?”
Shining stuttered and blushed “We were uh, up late working hard... you know, running an empire takes a lot of work.” He coughed and mumbled some, glad when his wife saved the day with an experimental tap on the microphone.sing you all, so grab your special somepony and enjoy.” She winked to Shining who pulled a dopey grin.
~
When you think
Sometimes there isn't an obvious explanation
That's when you can build a bridge of light,
That's when love turns nighttime into day,
When your feet, are made of stone
That's when love can build a bridge of light
That's when love turns nighttime into day
Deep breath, take it on the chin
That's when love can build a bridge of light
That's when love turns nighttime into day,
Only love can build us a bridge of light...
~
Shining Armour had overcome his shock and awe to cheer and holler loudly for his wife. Cadence, for her part simply beamed her usual smile and fluttered over the heads of the cheering crowd to be received in an embrace. The happy couple exchanged nose touches and separated minimally to be greeted by friends and family.
“Oh darling... that was simply wonderful!” Rarity said, pulling another false swoon, stars gleaming in her eyes. “You have given me quite the idea.” Fixing a glance at a certain orange apple farming mare she neatly trotted to the stage. “Darlings, this is a song for a very special pony.” With a wink she began .
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I took a look into your ocean heart
Ooo
1 2 3 oo
Or would you stay there and just let me be?
What if I see you alone on the pavement?
What if I see you alone on the pavement?
1 2 3 oo
~
With a bow for the cheering Rarity left the stage with poise and trotted her way to the group once again, a smile fixed on her face.
“Oh Rarity, that was lovely.” Fluttershy smiled and hugged her friend. “Was that one of the songs you heard in Canterlot?”
“Manehatten darling, the filly who sang it was such a dear.” Rarity beamed and returned the hug. Rainbow ambled over.
“Nice one Rare, not, you know, awesome but still pretty rad.” The cyan Pegasus gulped down a luridly coloured drink and was quickly supplied another by Pinkie Pie. “Never going to get me singing though.” She chuckled.
Pinkie, a near magenta blur at the speed she as moving gave Rarity an enthusiastic high hoof and flank bump before shooting off again. “Party Overload, she told me.” An ink stained Twilight supplied, back to writing notes while three princesses and the captain of the guard discussed the situation they were in.
Rarity gave a slight bow and returned to the object of her performance. Twining her tail with Applejack’s. “Darling, how was that?”
“That was great sugar cube.” Applejack pushed closer closer to Rarity a light nuzzle to her ear with a daring nip the made the fashionista squeal with scandal.
“Darling!” She blushed bright red and levitated Applejack’s hat from her head. “Our agreement was I get the hat if you misbehave...” She laughed in her silvery way and guided her marefriend to a low couch to continue the playful talk.
“This will never do!” The purple mare muttered to herself, scratching out some kind of checklist she had been writing. Another strand of hair jumped askew. With finely honed instincts, Cadence appeared at her stressed sister-in-law’s side.
“Twily, calm down, you are getting wound up again.” She nuzzled her gently. “You told me this was a chance for us to relax and enjoy ourselves. Why don’t you try it?” The pink alicorn sat beside her and levitated the quill and napkins away. A few fruitless attempts to gather them back were rebutted.
“But pocket dimensions Cadence! Apart from a few make-a-space spells ponykind knows next to nothing about extra dimensional existence!” She waved a hoof around, “Look at those imps! We have never seen anything like them and yet Discord has a horde of them!” She pointed around some more, “He collected us all here somehow... I want to figure it all out!” Her eyes gleamed with academic enthusiasm. Cadence laughed.
“Ever curious Twily, but I’m going to have to stop you for at least a little moment.” She winked, “Why don’t you sing a song to your special somepony? I’m dying to know who it is.” She nuzzled a purple ear. “Or to simply confirm my suspicions,” Twilight giggled at the tickling sensation.
“Alright, alright. If you will let me get back to theorising after I sing, I’ll sing a song for my special somepony.” Finally cajoled enough, Twilight started towards the stage, unsure exactly what to sing.
As she got closer an idea struck, recalling long rainy Sundays in the Royal Archives extensive music selection. Listening to records older than her, music her parents used to listen to. A certain track and the sentiment therein came to mind. Smiling she scrolled through the menu and was pleased to find it. Then again, the personification of chaos was bound to have all the music.
She jumped on stage and addressed the watching ponies. “Ok, so I’m not exactly thrilled to be forced from my studies to come and sing but that is beside the point.” Pinning her friends, mentor and sister-in-law with a glare she grinned. “This one’s for a pretty awesome pony...”
~
You ran around like a hotshot
Stop playin' this game with me
Gotcha, where I want ya
Our love could be dangerous
Gotcha, where I want ya
I got you but you don't know it
~
Twilight winked, “I’m sure she wishes to remain nameless however.” There was a wolf whistle and cat calls to that and the unicorn scholar blushed and jumped off the stage. The crowd parted to let her back to the seated group she had left, a blurred pink escort rushing her to a round of back pats from her friends and one slightly blushing secretive kiss.
“She!” Shining coughed, chocking on his drink. Searching around for who it may be.
“Hush dear, you knew full well what Twily prefers. She got us all together to tell us.” Cadence nuzzled under his chin, “So just keep your eyes peeled for who it is.” She winked and pecked her husband on the cheek.
“You know Shining, Twilight hasn’t even told me who her special somepony is.” Princess Celestia supplied with a smile over her teacup. She took a genteel sip, “I’m hoping to figure it out myself, this is a grand opportunity.” She winked at her guard captain. “Discord has given us all quiet a lovely gift hasn’t he.”
“I suppose so Princess, I’m still a little on edge though.” Shining grimaced, “you did say you hoped he could be rehabilitated though. This is a positive sign for sure.” He shrugged.
Meanwhile, amongst the element bearers there was further discussion on what to do next. Exhilarated from her own turn, Twilight had finally forgone mad study and was settled to mental notes for a later when she was back in her library. Rainbow was determinedly drinking “One of every colour.” And would not be taking a turn for now at least, a neat line of lurid liquids awaiting the pegasus.
“I want to go find a boogaloo!” Pinkie Pie announced, a moustache and pith helmet upon her head and a butterfly net in her forehooves. “Tally ho!” She disappeared in a pink blur once again.
“Oh, I don’t think I can sing again just yet...” Fluttershy supplied. “I think maybe somepony else would like to?”
“Ah reckon Ah got some feelings I gotta share.” Applejack replied, she nuzzled Rarity before standing, flicked her mane and tidily trotted to the stage .
~
Some say love it is a river
Some say love it is a hunger
It's the heart afraid of breaking
When the night has been too lonely
~
Applejack half bowed half curtseyed, undecided on the exact etiquette she had to observe. Looking out across the sparsely lit room her eyes locked onto a pair of shimmering cobalt eyes that almost seemed to consume her. Blushing lightly at the strength of the sudden surge of emotion in her heart, the orange mare jumped from the raised area and re-joined her friends and partner.
“That was wonderful darling.” Rarity whispered, lightly nibbling her ear. Applejack’s free ear flicked and she blushed deeper.
Twilight looked up from her drink and smiled softly at the display of affection as Fluttershy made cooing noises of approval. The three princesses smiled too, happy for their subjects, defenders and personal friends to be as comfortable with their relationship as to engage closely within view of others.
Rainbow looked up from her latest drink and chuckled, a light blush of those indulging rather a little too much in liquid enjoyment gracing her cheeks. “Pshaw... If AJ can be all lovey dovey ain’t nothing stopping me.” She inhaled a lungful and stood with uncertain poise, scattering the empty glasses at her hooves. “Imma going to sing something.” She pronounced and launching into the air, flew to the console with impressive accuracy and alighted neatly. Grabbing the microphone stand closer she tapped it once with a wing. “I’m going to sing a song . ‘s true song, true for me and this confusing... amazing, super clever unicorn I know... So I dunno, enjoy it or something.”
~
There's a drumming noise inside my head
There's a drumming noise inside my head
Louder than sirens
I ran to the tower where the church bells chime
Louder than sirens
Louder than sirens
Louder than sirens
As I move my feet towards your body
I go to the river and dive straight in
I swallow the sound and it swallows me whole
As I move my feet towards your body
There's a drumming noise inside my head
There's a drumming noise inside my head
Louder than sirens
Louder than sirens
As I move my feet towards your body
~
“So yeah, Twilight Sparkle, you crazy eggheaded unicorn. You drive me nuts and I wouldn’t have it any other way. You’re awesome babe.” Rainbow placed some sunglasses from virtually nowhere on her nose, struck her ‘awesome’ pose and left the stage.
Out in their seats, the four friends and marefriend of the prismatic pegasus were somewhat gobsmacked, their jaws somewhere closer to the ground than their own noses. Cadence nudged her sister –in-law. “I’m impressed... You two will be beating off Changeling armies in no time.” She chuckled and looked to her husband who was unsure how to act and react to the brash Pegasus who all but proposed to his little sister.
Rainbow chose that moment to land beside the purple unicorn, with forehoof and wing she grasped Twilight in a possessive gesture. “Sang you a song.” She smiled and nuzzled her at the edge of her jaw. “One more thing off that checklist eh?” Twilight blushed and placed a kiss onto Rainbow’s forehead.
“Yeah it is. Thanks Dashie.” They snuggled a little closer.
“Well ‘Tia. I believe you owe us a whole cake known as Mmmm, do you not?” Luna chuckled behind a hoof, watching the pair with a smile.
“Worth it Lu, absolutely worth it.” Celestia flicked her sister with a wing and smiled at her student and her special somepony.
Author's Note
Ah, the shipping chapter. Maybe I can get over the 6 to 6 rating? I know all stories get downvotes but I'd at least like to know why guys!
Come on bronies, I mean I don't care that I am on the equal parts red to green but it is nice to know. Is it the music? Do I have to work on my prose? General writing technical issues?
Ho hum.
More from some of these ponies and indeed, artists, later.
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
“I just shouted from a stage that I am dating Twi’, didn’t I?” Rainbow realised, the blush colouring her face cerise.
“Yes you did!” Fluttershy squealed, her eyes gleaming. She tackled Rainbow with a hug, “I am so happy for you! Oh, and Twilight.” She was virtually dancing. “Both of you look so cute together.”
“Thanks Shy,” Rainbow smiled at her friend’s excitable behaviour.
“Yes, thank you Fluttershy.” Twilight said, sat beside Rainbow.
“It just, just makes me so happy that you are happy!” She beamed again, a slight pink colouring her cheeks.
“Uh, Shy, what did you have to drink?” Rainbow looked around at the empty glasses, trying to figure what had got Fluttershy so... Excitable.
“I suggested she try a Long Island Iced Tea!” Pinkie called, landing with a neat pirouette in front of the pair. She had a conspiratorial grin on her face.
“It was really nice.” Fluttershy smiled. “It makes me want to sing...”
“Well go ahead!” Pinkie ushered the Pegasus towards the stage. When they reached it she helped the slightly tipsy pony up. “Choose something fun!”
“Okay, I have some ideas!” She giggled and jumped up to the console and started looking through the catalogue. “Oh! I like this one !” She set the track playing.
~
So I've been thinking lately
But let's be real here baby
I guess it's kinda funny
But honestly I'm happy
Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
So you've been thinking lately
And if it's dreams we're chasing
We're getting hung up on the things we should have known
Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Well our jeans are well ripped with our pockets thin
Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
Don't want to say goodnight let's live it up
~
Still giggling and smiling she took a bow and flitted off the stage and over to her friends. The yellow pegasus alighted daintily and bowed a again. “That was fun!” she hiccupped and landed on the floor cushion Pinkie had thrown into place.
“Well, she can last a whole twenty minutes after a Tea, good to know!” Pinkie grinned and made a note in a pad she pulled from her mane. Twilight facehooved.
“Why don’t you sing Shiny?” Cadence asked her husband with a mischievous chuckle.
“You know I don’t sing honey.” The stallion sighed.
“Yeah... Please don’t make him sing.” Twilight shuddered, “He’s so bad it’s like another combat technique.” From her seat, Celestia chuckled.
“I can second that,” Luna replied, “he often sang when on duty... You know, the captain of the guard patrols the royal floors during regular days....” She let it trail off as the white unicorn began to turn a more crimson shade. “I think I will take another turn, Karaoke is always enjoyable.” There were hoots and hollers as the princess came to the stage, many of the watching ponies were well known partakers of the Canterlot nightlife.
“Hello, my fellow denizens of the night!” She shouted, a bar or two below the Royal Canterlot Voice. “I shall sing a favourite of mine!”
The low chant of “Luna!” heartened her and she launched into the song .
~
I can't see, 'cause it's burning deep inside
I go faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster
I can't live in a fairy tale of lies
I can feel that you mesmerize my heart
I go faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster
And I can't life in a fairy tale of lies
And I can't live in a fairy tale of lies
A fairy tale of lies
~
Panting a little Luna teleported from the stage to the bar, after grasping an order in her magic she was back with her friends, mentally trilling at the designation “friends”. “How was that sister? Twilight?” She took a gulp of her drink.
“That was great Luna.” Celestia laughed her shimmering laugh. Twilight nodded in agreement.
“You sing really well Luna. Do you Karaoke often?” The purple unicorn looked to the alicorn of the night with a sly look.
“You know well I do, Twilight Sparkle.” She winked, “After all it was in one particular city establishment we won the duet trophy was it not?” Luna said casually, her sister almost spitting out her drink.
“You both sing in Canterlot? Why don’t I know about this?” The Princess of the Sun, Daytime and Light asked, trying not to speak with envy.
“Oh, you know sister, you have long hard days and the night is indeed my domain.”
“I, uh, I’ve always been a night owl?”
“I see, well... If you are not against a third member every now and then... I’d love to accompany you.” Celestia said before she wandered off in search of snacks.
“We’d better invite her next time.” Luna said quickly.
“Certainly.” Twilight was agreed. “Now... I feel like singing something. An old favourite .” She grinned and trotted off to the stage. “Second turn for me everypony!”
~
It ain't mine
It ain't his
It's time we stop all the hatin'
To change the World
Well do ya care
Now I see
It's time we stop all the fightin'
To change the World
I dare ya are ya scared?
It's time we stop all the hatin'
To change the World
To change the World
~
Twilight struck a final pose and waved to her friends, taking a leap and teleporting to her marefriend and the others. Cadance sidled up to her. “Want to sing again Twily?” Cadence asked he sister-in-law, playfully bumping against her.
“I’m ok for now thanks Cady.” Twilight grinned, snuggling closer to Rainbow. “I think I’ll be spending a little longer with my special somepony now, I’m a little tired out after that number.”
“Sure thing.” Cadence winked, “I’m going to get some more party in the mood.” She jumped and did and walked to the stage, putting a real sway in her step with a cheeky wink. Onstage she set the music. “Here’s to all my little ponies!”
~
Right right, turn off the lights,
I love when it's all too much,
Party Crasher,
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
Slam slam, oh hot damn
Party Crasher,
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
So if you're too school for cool,
(so raise your) So raise your glass if you are wrong,
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
~
One last wink and Cadence left the stage and sauntered over to the others, hoofbumping with Pinkie Pie. “That’s a song I can get behind!” She laughed.
“I thought you’d like it Pinkie!” The alicorn laughed and walked up beside her husband. “Dancefloor?”
“Dancefloor.” The stallion nodded in agreement as her tail slowly stroked across his body as she left. He swallowed quickly and chased after her.
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
With everypony still buzzing from the earlier selections no new singers had alighted to the stage. In a shaded corner a familiar grandiose voice called to fill the gap.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie has a song selection she would like to sing!” The unicorn stood up and with some flashy magic transformed her outfit into one more fitting for the occasion, a sparkly slit dress in silver sequins. She marched to the stage with wide grins and waves, flashing a wink to Twilight who rolled her eyes with a firm smile below. “Prepare to be amazed by Trixie’s Great and Powerful singing voice !”
~
Ladies and gentlemen please
Like nothing you've ever seen before
Welcome to the show
Boom
Boom
Ladies and gentlemen good evening
Hold tight cause the show is not over
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show (welcome to the show)
Boom
~
Trixie struck a final flamboyant pose and with a flash of light and smoke left the stage to her claimed couch, surrounded by random ponies she had gathered from the disco with her self-aggrandising words and somewhat un-true claims of great fame. But then again, judging by the cutie marks of those around her, their talents were all related to hanging around claimed fame anyway.
There was applause from the audience and a score flashed up on the screen, the machine had rated her a solid seven out of ten. Puzzled Discord checked his equipment, it hadn’t been programmed to score at all. “Well, she can sing I suppose.” Rarity sniffed, still one to hold a grudge when it came to drastic alterations to her appearance.
Again the crowd seemed too taken aback to take to the stage, more ponies were milling between bar and seats or heading off to the disco to show off a few moves. The impatient Draconequus left his seat and took action.
“So what do you say ladies and gentlemen? Anyone got anything they just need to sing?” Discord MC-ed from his dais to the side of the singing stage. “Who wants to shock us all with an utterly out of perceived character selection? Or is it just too hard to follow up on that amazing rendition by Ms Lulamoon?
“I think I would like a chance on this machine of song and music.” A grand voice said from the shadows. A shape of pure blackness stood. Nightmare Moon cleared her throat lightly and trotted onto the stage. Sombre lights of blue and diffused white cast the entire room in shadows. All that could really be seen was the gleam of her eyes and ethereal light from her coat. The mare of darkest night looked to the floor, almost coy, and began to sing .
~
Could this night it last forever
No one else would understand it
And we would live inside this night
Could this moment last forever
Every moment of tomorrow
And we would live inside this night
And we would live inside this night
And spend this night with me
~
There was polite applause from some and more enthusiastic from others. Pinkie and Rarity were firmly within the enthusiastic and one could never tell with Fluttershy. Princess Celestia stiffly regarded the far wall and an opening into the dance floor, ignoring all else around her. Twilight looked on with interest, a thoughtful look on her face as she regarded her former foe. Princess Luna was equally conflicted, several times she moved as if to leave the party of the elements and her family only to remain where she sat.
The slightly out of breath alicorn of nightmares stepped from the raised area and returned to her little booth and a solitary drink. She was not going to confront anyone that night. As the alicorn sat and she wrapped the shadows around herself the room returned to the earlier low level murmur, the spell like atmosphere broken.
Author's Note
Short one here. I just thought that Discord has already had a sing. Flim and Flam sang in their episode. Chrysalis sang her song and I never really saw Gilda as an antagonist myself.
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
After the stunned silence passed an earth pony mare made her way to the stage. “Hey, didn’t she play the gala when we went last time?” Applejack puzzled, looking at the grey mare.
“Yeph she did.” Pinkie replied from a mouthful of cotton candy. Appearing beside the farmer mare. With an audible gulp she swallowed the sticky treat. “She played cello and I bugged her to play my music!” Pinkie grinned. “and then at that party Rarity was at! I wonder what she wants to sing.”
From the stage the mare approached the microphone in the manner of a seasoned professional. “Hello everypony. I have no idea how I got here, what I am doing here or how myself and my marefriend will get home, but as Princess Celestia said; this is a chance to let loose and have some fun, without any stuffy Canterlot nobles to judge me. So, this one is for you Vinyl.” She winked and launched into the song .
~
Listen everybody let me tell you 'bout the rock 'n' roll
She loves that rock 'n' roll and she plays it all night long
Oh let those guitars play
It rolls like a train that's comin' on down the track
Oh let those guitars play
When she comes around and I'm listenin' to the radio
~
An electric blue maned unicorn danced and whooped. “Yeah! Go Tavi!!” Pinkie grinned and waved over at her DJ friend.
“If Tavi is going to sing to me, I better return the favour and sing about her, am I right?” She said, practiced at handling a crowd. There were scattered cheers and a few return calls of her name. “So, I got this track that must have totally been written about my filly.” She grinned again and the track began.
~
Just got back from the downtown palais
Sweet little lady sings, like a songbird
She's sweet on Wagner
Come on I'll show you how to sing the blues
Now listen here baby she, said to me
She's sweet on Wagner
Oh far far away
Well we were reelin' and rockin' all through the night
~
At their table the pony identified as ‘Tavi’ rolled her eyes, not losing the smile held within them or the light blush on her cheeks. The DJ struck her usual pose and then cantered to join her marefriend and other friends, a cadre of musical ponies from their cutie marks and demeanour. Discord had really been chaotic with his choice of ‘guests’.
By this point in the evening Luna had convinced her sister to attend the dance party Pinkie had started conducting in the Discotheque, claiming she needed to in order to capture a boogaloo. Cadence had dragged Shining along with them, promises to “Shake dat thing!” keeping him at least willing.
Fluttershy had wilted to a tired but happy state, viewing the comings and goings of the crowd and observing the cute romance between her friends, two of whom being her best friends of all. The two couples in question had decided to spend some quality time with each other, sitting in low set seats besides tables close to the bar.
With a gap in performers a grey Pegasus with golden eyes fluttered excitedly from her seat. A brown stallion was desperately trying to keep her seated but the nimble and slightly clumsy mare flew from reach and clonked the stallion with her back hoof. She dodged and weaved to the platform and with incredible focus put a track to play. “I’m going to sing this and no one can stop me! Not even you muffin!” She giggled.
~
Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who,
Exterminate
Posh, Posh, Posh, Loads of money
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who
You What?! (You What?!)
Exterminate
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
We obey no one
Huh, hah, hah, hah, hah
We are the superior beings
Doctor Who (Hey!) Doctor Who
~
The brown stallion had by the point reached the stage and was wearily face-hoofing. His wife finished with an extravagant bow and he dragged her back to their circle of friends, all of whom were equal parts confused, disgusted and highly amused. Another of their number approached the stage.
“Uh, Hi everypony. You’ll have to forgive me if I sound bad... I wrote this song a while back and sold it on to a college buddy who managed Colts2Stallions... So yeah. I uh, usually write music and lyrics over singing them, but Bons.” She gestured out to a two tone haired earth mare who waved sweetly, “Wanted me to go ahead and sing it.”
~
So I call your name, cross my fingers
I don't wanna say I'm leaving
'Cause I've been waiting for...
All the pretty girls on a Saturday night.
So I call you out
Every single night ends up the same,
All the pretty girls on a Saturday night
I don't understand your reasons
All the pretty girls on a Saturday night.
~
The unicorn smiled and took an odd bow, stood on her two back hooves. “That one reached number one on the Canterlot Music Chart back when it was released. I kinda wrote it from experience.” Bowing once more she trotted off the stage and joined a rowdy group at her table. She was pounced on by the earth mare as the group hoofed drinks and laughed with each other.
Discord looked at his bare wrist and clicked and eagle claw, making a watch appear. “Hmm, still some time for things to happen. What’s up next I wonder?”
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
The night had drawn on and very few of the “guests” were still upright. Tired out from singing, dancing, drinking, “boogaloo” hunting and general socialising amongst such a great cross-section of ponykind.
The apparition that was Nightmare Moon was one of the few with the stamina to keep going. She had kept a respectful distance from the Element bearers, although they had been less antagonistic with their looks since her song, she still did not feel entirely comfortable with them or the princesses. She sipped a pitch black drink and warily regarded the crowd of ponies within Discord’s extra-dimensional business.
Bored that things were not progressing she stood and walked to the stage once more. She idly browsed the selection and found something to sing .
~
Time
And why
It just sits on a star
I wanted
Try
But I don't want the past to be my life
I wanted
Then wonder if god heard at all
You can live your life in a thousand ways
If I could just fall back into my life
~
There was polite clapping from the few alert members of the audience and with a modest bow the alicorn of nightmares returned to her table, collecting a beverage from the bar as she passed.
As she focused on the peculiar nature of the drink she took, apparently it being exactly what she desired, so the bartender had said, she did not notice the approach of Princess Luna and the Element of Magic. A nervous cough caught her attention.
“Yes?” It was a voice she had been practicing, like a warm breeze on a summer’s night, something to negate the reputation she had oh so rightfully gathered and change the automatic assumptions when her appearance was taken into account.
“Um, we were wondering... That is to say, Twilight and I... We were unsure as to how you are here... Or um...” Luna began, looking a spirit in the eye that had haunted her imagination for so long.
“What Luna is meaning to say is... Well, what happened when we pushed you from Luna? What exactly are you?” Twilight Sparkle, that was the Element of Magic Nightmare Moon recalled, asked. The mare sighed.
“I am, or more precisely was a spirit of... assistance.” She paused and waved a hoof, trying to grasp the best method of explanation. “You must recall that until the lands were tamed by harmony within ponykind there were many different creatures of a non-physical nature.” Nightmare Moon regarded the scholars; so far they seemed to be following her. “Like Windingos or our host here. Some immediately took on physical aspects once harmony squeezed away their niches. I believe Parasprites and Changelings were others. The rest of us, well we were not so chaotic as to lose our place.” She smiled softly in recollection, “we continued to float immaterial amongst the pony clans.” By this point Luna and Twilight had sat close to her, closer than any of the others had dared.
“So you didn’t have any sort of form at all?” Twilight asked.
“Oh no,” she replied, sipping the dregs of her peculiar drink. “I merely floated amongst the firmaments; six of my ilk had already given of themselves to save a world they had become so attached to... You are quite familiar with them I believe. After all you are kindred souls.” She nodded to Twilight.
The unicorn looked puzzled a moment until it dawned on her, “The Elements of Harmony.” Twilight breathed in amazement.
“Yes my dear, six spirits that were harmony in its purest form sacrificed their joyous existence to save all kinds from the rule of chaos.” She smiled, a hint of sadness behind it. “A noble thing to do yes?”
“When we forged the Elements, we had no idea...” Luna tentatively reached toward her former cohort but shied away when Nightmare Moon caught the action.
“Yes, well... I accepted it when it happened. I also accepted there was no place for one such as me in that sexviri. Yes I know it sounds awful but it is ancient Equestrian for group of six. I know you sniggered Ms Sparkle.” Nightmare Moon shot the purple academic a reproving glance. “I continued on my own for quite some time, remaining within the lands of those my kin saw to save. As centuries passed I noticed your... decline.” She looked mournfully at the midnight blue alicorn. “I sought to aid you as my kin aided before ... I did not know the depths to which your sadness had taken you...” She took a shaky breath. “Is it alright for me to continue Luna?” She looked the princess in the eye.
“I... I think it would be for the best, you need to say it. I need to hear it, as does Twilight Sparkle.” Luna bowed her head. The black alicorn took a deep cleansing breath and exhaled.
“I was the spirit of Fortitude. You know of course what this is Twilight?”
“According to the Mareiam Waler it means strength of mind that enables a person to encounter danger or bear pain or adversity with courage.” The librarian recited.
“Indeed, courage, bravery; Fortitude. Scholars of a more romantic bent called me Evera.” She smiled wistfully, “Some of those old unicorns might have been dusty and crusty but oh did they recognize and appreciate the myriad forces that govern all kinds.” She coughed and blushed a little. “I hoped to help the younger princess who thought herself maligned, to give her the confidence and power to step up to her position and embrace it. To find herself her own definition... But it wasn’t to be.” The black alicorn sighed. “Her sadness and jealousy, when met with my power gave birth to Nightmare Moon, Queen of the Eternal Night.”
Twilight gasped a little, “So that means... she... you? It was you both? Not just some malevolent spirit possessing and controlling you...” She ended in an embarrassed squeak as the full implications settled in her mind.
“Yes Twilight Sparkle. A spirit came to help me and instead we unleashed a monster.” Luna sighed. “Evera, forgive me... I wronged you as much as I wronged Equestria and still I muddy your name by living the convenient lie my sister concluded on, wishful thinking on her part and omission on mine.” This time she nuzzled the alicorn in front of her. Twilight hustled closer to join in the embrace.
“I’m so so sorry for what we did... Banishing you with your own sister’s power!” Twilight whispered to the pony she had previously thought a monster. “But... what would happen if everyone knew?”
“I would truly face more hurt and pain.” Luna nearly croaked.
“No you will not. No one will find out, I promise this.” Nightmare Moon, Evera, said. “I can keep this blame and this secret.” She rose. “Now I think I need to sing something else, emotions need to be brought free and song is a good purge...” She stepped up to the stage and with her magic made some alterations to the song selection and lighting. This time she plunged the room into darkness.
~
Lost in your dark
What is this thing you keep inside
I'll keep your secrets
Know at that moment I'll be there with you
Who are these ghosts you see at night
I'll keep your secrets
Know at that moment I'll be there with you
I'll be around
~
Luna wiped tears from her eyes, as the song had gone on lights like shining stars had filled the room and as the song had ended the regular subdued lights had returned, she did not wish for anyone to notice her crying. The pitch black alicorn left her stage and returned to her seat. “I never told you where I went after the elements split us apart. Did I?” She settled carefully into a comfortable position.
“No, you didn’t get to that.” Twilight said quietly, blinking back her own tears.
“It was as I said when all this started, there was just...nothing. It wasn’t like before I had a physical form, I was far away from the land of Equestria, further than even the moon.” She looked distant a moment. “On the moon we had each other...” she barely mumbled.
“A small comfort, but a comfort nonetheless.” Luna agreed, shuffling closer to the alicorn she once called enemy.
“It was so alone, there was nothing at all but blank blackness...” She stopped.
“Evera, I’m so sorry... I never even considered what would happen to you when we used the elements.” Twilight nuzzled the larger pony and sat closer against her. Luna moved to the other side of her near double.
“I meant you no wrong but I wish to make this right.” The princess of the moon said. “I think I have an idea.”
While two ponies schemed one sat mixing drinks and slurping down the results. “Hey, there’s been a bit of a gap in the songs now right? Well, we had a bunch of talking.” Pinkie Pie bounced up. “Come on someone! Duet time! Duet!!” She jumped around her group of friends looking for someone to pair up with. There was a dramatic sigh in reply.
“Pinkamena Diane Pie, if I get to select our song I shall duet with you. Does that sound alright darling?” Rarity said, leaving her drink beside Applejack.
“Of course it does Rarity! Let’s hit the boards and belt one out!” Pinkie jumped and reappeared onstage. With a theatrical flick of her mane the fancy unicorn trotted over to the console and input her selection. Jazzy lights and glittering sparks filled the stage .
~
[Pinkie:]
[Rarity:]
Come on get happy
Are here again
You better chase all your cares away
The skies above are clear again
Shout Hallelujah
So let's sing a song
Come on get happy
Of cheer again
Get ready for the Judgment Day
Happy days are here again
The sun is shining
All together
Come on get happy
Shout it now
The Lord is waiting to take your hand
There's no one who can doubt it now
Shout Hallelujah
So let's tell the world
And just get happy
About it now
We're going to the Promised Land
Happy days are here again
We're heading cross a river
There'll be no more from now on
From now on!
Forget your troubles
Happy days
And just get happy
Are here again
You better chase all your blues away
The skies above are clear again
Shout Hallelujah
So let's sing a song
And just get happy
Of cheer again
Happy times
Happy nights
Happy nights
Happy days are here again...
~
There was limited clapping, only a few ponies remained awake. Fluttershy and Rainbow had succumbed to the low lighting and good company. Cadence and Shining were also dozing peacefully in each other’s embrace.
Even Princess Celestia was flagging, sat under neatly folded wings, her head dipping every now and then with a fight against sleep.
Rarity and Pinkie were the most lively of the gathered group. “Oh, it must be getting quite late.” The unicorn mused, settling herself besides her marefriend once more. Applejack gave a sleepy nod and gratefully rested her head on the soft white back.
“Pinkie Sense says it’s more morning than night.” The pink pony said with an authoritative air and promptly collapsed into loud snores. Rarity sighed at the display and settled her chin onto her forelegs. Genteel snores escaping her muzzle in-time with the noises of sleep from Applejack.
In the far corner a pair of alicorns and a unicorn took a look around. “Now’s our chance.” Twilight whispered, noticing all their sleeping fellows. With a nod she led towards the Draconequus’ throne.
“Still awake Twilight dear? My, you are a stubborn one.” He yawned himself and snapped a sleeping cap out of thin air.
“We have a request.” She said, looking Discord in the eye.
“Oh really? Make it quick, I have some Zs to catch.” He regarded the slightly odd group of ponies.
“Discord, we think it would be a great... prank... to play on ‘Tia if you were to, uh, send Nightmare Moon back with us.” Luna winked. It had been Twilight’s idea to frame the request as a joke.
“Sounds like fun.” The Draconequus agreed. “Minimal effort on my part but maximum enjoyment at the expense of sunflanks...” He grinned. “Sure thing fillies. Now skedaddle, I want some sleep.” He waved them off.
“I think he knows the true reason.” Evera said quietly as they left his presence.
“No matter, if he will truly send you back there is no problem.” Luna extended a wing over her counterpart.
“Knowing Discord, he probably has an idea of what the plan is.” Twilight agreed, “But he does keep his word, however much he twists it around.” She smiled at the black alicorn, “Then we’ll have you back in Equestria.” They reached an empty couch and sat down together, a huge yawn escaped the scholar.
“Back to Equestria...” The mare whispered, smiling at her new friends as they settled into their own rest.
As the last patrons fell asleep in their little groups the tiny imps went about their work. Clearing the used glasses, empty cans and bottles, emptied bowls of snacks and sweeping up dropped crumbs.
From his lazy-boy Discord smirked at their antics. He’d have to keep this place open, attract some more customers, there were plenty of folk who could skip dimensions and trip the light fantastic who would want to visit.
“Well done boys, that was a well run night!” He raised a glass and drank it, zapping the liquid away once the glass was gone.
Outside the lights powered off and the dancing neon Draconequus ceased his jive. The blackness was dark once again.
Author's Note
Well, we're almost over folks. This one is still the same self indulgence. I just love fics and music.
Discord’s Out of Universe Discotheque Karaoke Bar Boogaloo
Twilight awoke in her bed, Spike lay beside it in his basket, sucking a claw and hugging his blankey. She fuzzily regarded the room as the happenings of her night settled into her conscious memory. A final thought made itself known and the purple unicorn jumped from her bed. “Did it happen? Did it work!” she half shouted, tripping from her room in haste.
She clattered down the stairs and slipped on the penultimate, landing on her rump with a crash. There was no one else in the library. Heart wrenching disappointment clutched in her chest and just as the first tears slid from her eyes, the scent of coffee wafted from the kitchen.
“Twilight Sparkle? Is that how you greet every morning?” A sable coated unicorn, her mane a deep blue and her eyes bright indigo walked from the kitchen, a pair of coffee cups floated in her azure magic.
“Evera!” Twilight shouted with joy and pounced on the unicorn.
“Easy! You don’t want to spill my first coffee in over a thousand years!” Evera laughed. “And look, I have my own cutie mark!” She swished her tail over her flank, a stylised lion of silver marked it. “Ancient scholars marked out fortitude with a lion you see.” She began before being cut off with further hugging.
“He did really do it! He did!” Twilight released the sable unicorn and danced around her. “Yes! Yes! Yes!” She skidded to a halt and hugged Evera again. The librarian’s joy was infectious and Evera smiled, she set the coffee cups down and caught her frolicking fellow for a hug.
“It seems our chaotic acquaintance decided granting me physical existence would set a few heads spinning at least.” She kept Twilight suspended in magic and toted her to a chair. “The question is, how do we proceed?”
Twilight’s face fell, “I didn’t really think of that. We need to contact Luna... She’ll know what to do.” She looked properly at the new unicorn and it finally clicked. “Well, at least you’re less noticeable.”
Evera grinned and flicked her mane. “Oh yes, while I think I’ll miss wings, magic is simply too practical to lose.”
The two unicorns began to laugh, the joy overcoming them. Dancing in circles. “Shall I introduce you to my friends, new friend?”
“Lets.” Evera grinned. Stuck close together they exited the library, into a new life for the charcoal unicorn, with new friends and a future at last.
Author's Note
Done.
Unless I have more ideas and you complain a bunch.
