Hir dreams (republish)

I am on a mountain. It is... big.... tall... snowy... ummm... and other things. Oh look a conifer. There was a big dragon and it was tickling me! The dragon was big and red.. and big! It's name was Kaldr Dauði, and it was my friend! It's eyes were... umdecided. Not empty, just indeterminate. I'm not sure what to make of it. Seeing I was awake Kaldr doubled up its tickling efforts. Besides his eye color I had only one question when looking at it.

" wait! umm Kaldr?" Kaldr stopped tickling suddenly.

It stared deep into my eyes. It was kind of off putting. " Yes ----?" Who was ----?

" are you a male or female?" I blushed bright red as I asked. I hoped Kaldr wouldn't hate me for asking.

" Guess." Guess?? hmm...

" Are you male?" Kaldr was a masculine name, and dauthi, while feminine, was its last name and didn't count.

" Then I am male."

" What do you mean?" Why would he be male just because I guessed it?? Maybe he was lying to make me feel like I'm smart?

" I am your Divine attendant. I am reliant on the imagination of my god. If you think I am male, I be so." hmm that made... sense? attendant meant servant, but what did divine mean?

" Wait how old am I right now?"... I don't remember asking that, why did I ask that?

" Your current physical manifestation is about six years old, but you are accessing your saved overriding unity line's memory. Aka your immortal soul's memory, and as such you are about two hundred and thirty." Wow I understood that? " Of course you understood it. What sort of god would not understand his own creation?" God wait what??? " Imagination and innovation prime says that he is ready to intervene if things get out of hand."

" I'm guessing that you reverted in age with my own mind then?" What was I saying? None of this made any sense!

" No I'm not, since I am residing in the realm of possibility your current physical state does not effect me." AAAARRGGG I'm so confused what is going on??

" My current physical self is in possible danger, and I'm sad to say rather lonely. Would you mind joining it?"

" not at all my friend. When I join you I will be of a similar age and size, but of a true dragon not one of those greed based imitations. Will this be satisfactory" By Faust's long mane! What is going on??

" yes a friend of similar size and age would be of great joy for physical me. I'm sorry to say that you will have to wipe your memory of everything not relevant to that. To avoid paradoxes and such." My head hurt so much! what was I saying? What was going on????

" HELLO MISTER BIG DRAGON. MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE WHAT IS YOURS?" wait whaaa????

" I'm sorry to say a 4th wall being has interrupted our link. I will have to break th......."

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I felt something big, and warm, and nice smelling nudge me. I was in the hospital bed still. I wonder what I had dreamed about? I felt weird.