Stephano in ponyville

"Wow, this guy is so damn funny"  I clicked on every video he had, and studied him and his "bros" He was very funny, and cute too. But when i was looking up "stephano", it was this ONE picture. that gave me a wing boner.(I SWEAR IT WASN'T R34) I got bored, so i read the hungry games. I also learned this new spell that can bring ANYTHING out of a computer, or a tablet divice. Then i looked at that same picture of stephano, on the bed, (No shirt *u*) eating ice cream like piggeh. than i looked at the book, and grinned grimly.

Stephano looked at the bridge across the creek. the bridge was a plank with "Slender man wuz here" written on it. "for Felix"

He tiptoed across the bridge, slowly, when a naked guy fell on him. "TELEPORTING NAKED GUYS! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!" The plank broke, and he fell down, down towards the creek. Demonic monsters stared up at stephano, licking their lips. Stephano put his hand over his heart, and shed a man tear, in the shape of the heart he had for pewdie. From the time they first met, to the time where he saw a bro drag him away, crying like a little girl. "I'm sorry pewds.." Then all the sudden, He froze. and he saw a portal rip open below him. Rainbows, candy, and hearts burst out of it, sucking him in "Jesus Christ, I'd rather be eaten by a bro."

"Well that was a waste!!! BULL!"I  kicked the spell book off the desk. "Wheres my hot statue?! Huh? WHERE IS HE YA STUPID BOOK?! Oh I see. you work for the BARRELS EH?!" I levitated the book and threw it out the window. "FAHK YOU!!!!" *CRASH!* "Ooops... Sorry bon-bon!" I went in my room and lay on my bed. I gathered a quil and paper. "Dear princess Twilight, Today i learned that THE BOOK YOU GAVE ME WAS SH!T!! From your pissed student, rainbow mint." I put the quill down and lay on my back looking at the ceiling.

As soon as i woke up, i thought i was dreaming. It was that gold dude, Stephano! And he was laying on me...in a way. To make it better, he had no robe! But as i looked down, i frowned. He was still wearing his Justin Beiber Boxers..