APPLEROOK, A Tale Of Two Stables and willing spirits.
APPLEROOK, A Tale Of Two Stables and willing spirits.
Notes of Importance
THE events that took place in the land of Equestria from the 1st of Frostfall to the 35rd of Dewfall in the year of our empress digress were to change the face of the land forever. This can of course be argued to an extent as being not so, but it takes one only a few hours of talking to the creatures who now inhabit this land to find that there has been a change of great significance. How scholars tend to argue against common beliefs is well known and acknowledged, yet there is the taboo subject of the events between the 1st of Frostfall and 35rd of Dewfall that same year which are simply not discussed in a manner other than that which has been presented by the individuals involved. It is not a dogmatic custom, there are simply no gaps to fill, there are the facts, and only the most skilled nihilistic scholars attempt to argue otherwise. Their cries, signifying the desperate outbursts of those in the minor but vocal group are taken aside, and many are silenced by the public in some way or other.
There are always those who continue to oppose that which has been established as true, of course this is quite a positive trait without which progress would take hold on society at a snail’s pace. This tale however is quite different, naturally history is written by the victor, but when the defeated have had much exposure to the population in a way that has scarred their general opinion beyond recognition, there can be only one view for years to come, that of the victorious.
It is acknowledged that there shall rise forth differing interpretations of the period between the 1st of Frostfall and the 35rd of Dewfall. This time has not yet come however and therefore these occurrences will be narrated according to the perception of them by the individuals directly involved throughout, and it is due to this that the account is of rich description and may be told without fear of compromising the truth.
Humble roots and what came before
Apart from instances when individuals are born into royal families and the such, most must achieve greatness, and some have this greatness thrust upon them. In both the latter scenarios the individuals affected are subject to humble beginnings.
This tale starts in this manner exactly, for the heroes of this mighty adventure came from a village in central Equestria, a small settlement lying in the shadow of the mighty mountain stronghold of Canterlot. Ponyville, as it had come to be know when the first settlers established their home on the fertile plains located on the outskirts of the Everfree forest, had at first grown due to the apple trade. Later the farmers diversified and other businesses grew up around the farms and homes, Ponyville was still a perfect place for a scenic walk, as long as one did not stray too far and get themselves lost in the unforgiving forest where Timberwolves were said to roam in all their feral manner.
It may take quite a while to describe Ponyville and its many features, but that would be unnecessary, for the narration of this story now turns to the ponies involved, the following script was written coherently by the ponies involved.
Le Party
The mane six ponies were having le party in le sugar cube corner, there was the appehorse, pink party poni, rare, rainbow gay rights thing, le flutterfucker who shared shishness, and erm yeh star horse who was black (sorry). The shy horse said nothing as she was too le shy. The party poni was pretend to have fun but wasn’t cos she secretly had diabetes. Gay rights pony always dresses in style. Rare poni was le fashion. And star horse was le pregnant with le dragon. The party was super epic awesome show great jobTM and there was that music that ponies always play at parties. The cutie mark crusaders were there too and were le blinking to the music cos that’s cool innit bruah very wedge. Suddenly the rainbow horse announced “hey guys, Im wegde.” In a heavy Egyptian accent. They laughed at the Age of MythologyTM reference and kept eating cholocate cake made from the flesh of le gilda poni mutant who thought she was bare 5 edgy me. But suddenly phone rang and music switched off and then the twilight poni got to the phone and picked up and said “hello” and she heard suddenly zakora the FUCKING NIGGER poni zebra who was born with bad stripes say: “Mayor is kill” everyone one said “wat did that FUCKING NIGGER at twiliyy?” she said “Mayor is kill” “no”.omegerd mayor poni is kill, she ded from dying her her- get it? Die-ing. Apple horse got the joke and laughed cos she gained intelligence in Season 2 as this was her only weakness but it said that hillbillies were FUCKING DUMB so they made her smart and now she was paerfect poni. Iwanttocuminsiderainbowdash.
Anyway at the funeral they went to see Mayor mare, she had been violently penetrated by timberwolves. Nope.jpg alredy? Well she also got a wine bottle stuck up her ass and it broke so yeh. She then got skullfucked by the wolves. So yeh, this is a clopfic don’t u know… Then flutterhorse told her bestiality power to call animals to come get princess Celestia. Obv Princess Celestian alredy came hard as she know everything and stuff. So she came from Canterlope to tell mane 6 very important lesson.
Trollestia came to the ponies and said: “yep so Major got killed by timer wolves lol good fight”. But u know the time when u say jk but u don’t really mean jk, u were srs. Basicly Celestia said “le equestrian land is in trouble twiley so go and like take care of it u will deal with the problem I believe in u” Teh ponis knew that they needed the elements of harmony so they went to secret meeting in le library inside tree. Cancer/Rak.
Le Secret
Twilight brushed past rainbow dush erotically as she walked into the library. “I think you are looking very seual today twilight” said rainbow dash. “Yes I have been very sexual since Spic got me pregnant you know. They all sat down and saw spic coming from the upstairs bedroom where he had just fapped, his hands still covered in drgoon cum. No one actually cared about spic so they just touched themselves very gently and talked about wat to do. “Well, I declare this meeting of the KKK officialy open.” Said Twilleth and they actually got serious. “We need the fuxing elementus of harmonus to become epic power lvl over 9000 and stop the evil” Twilight said trying to act smart but not actually adding any texture or depth into the plot. “Obv its Discord that caused all the fucken trouble” said FUCKING FAGGOT pony as she knocked over a statue because why not. “We must all go and do different things in order to get the elentus of harmonus becos that’s gonna make this story long and exiting!” exclaimed Applejex with the only intelligent comment. “Are you sure they aren’t in a book DARLING?” said….wait for it…. Guess who said it. Actually was Pink Pie! Then Rarity said something about sleeping beauty and they had cider which Big Mac had just carried into the library hoping they could have an alcoholic orgy. However the ponies were not very attracted him and he had to go materebate in the bathroom. The CMD were also there in their epic capes with swasticas on them. Fluttershy said “wat does that patch on ur cape mean?” “HITLER- SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL!!!” they shouted in unison so that Fluttershutter would shut the fuck up.
“Twilight, what are we go’n do bout this?” shouted Applejack over the Hitler worship going on. “Well, I suggest we all go and try to find the elements of harmony through a long and disasterous journey, with many of us dying along the way, until we finally end up right here and spike ends up to have had the elements of harmony up his ass the whole time” shouted Twilight. The cutie mark crusaders had now switched to shouting prayers towards allah and Mussolini at the same time. “DUX! AKABAR! DUX! AKBAR! They shouted in unison. Yolo Dash quickly picked up her cap and sunglasses and exclaimed “YOLO”. The quest had began.
FUCK
Rainbow Dash walked outside the Library in a very appetising style, she was followed by Applejack, who was thinking about what would be done with the work at Sweet Apple Acres while she was gone for the quest. “Hey Applejack? What you thinking about?” Applejack looked stunned for a second, looking around until her breathed a sigh of relief, she then turned towards Rainbow Dash, looking more mad than ever “What the fuck Rainbow? Aren’t you afraid that if you kill the English language Princess Celestia will come and fucking lynch you like the nigger you are?”. “10 seconds flatter than you” Rainbow Dash remarked, not making any sense but making it sound cool and edgy anyway. “Hey Applejack, you lesbian, right?” “Fuck you I’m lesbian” Said the sexy, majestic orange master race pony. “Holy shit, lets fuck then innit” shouted Rainbow Dasheses as she launched herself at Applejack, obviously not understanding the intelligent use of grammaer by the other pony. It did not matter much in the end as Rainbow landed on Applejack’s hot, sweaty, muscular body, and immediately buried her face in the other filly’s vaginal opening. “What the Ffff…..” Applejack started to protest, but she soon started to enjoy as Rainbow Dash was sucking on her clit and licking at her entrance. Unfortunately the sexy part of the story has not yet come and as the others came out of the treehouse library thingy excuse for a house and started laughing at the pair initiating sexy time Rainbow got off Applejack, who was actually getting into it, grinding against Rainbow’s leg until she realised that she would have to get off later.
“So umm, where are we going twilight? Erm erm erm erm erm (im too le shy)” muttered Fluttershy shyly. “What the fuck did you say you dumb fucking nigger?” Shouted Twilight, she didn’t usually but the Cutie Crusaders had wrecked her hearing with their cries to lynch the infidels. “Umm, I was just” Fluttershy trailed off as twilight began to speak. “Ill tell you ponies where we are going!” Twilight shouted like a rude little pony bitch. At those words Pinkie Pie fell down and died from her diabetes (someone will be pissed off about that huh?). Everyone laughed and carried on walking, after all, none of them cared, and even if they did they knew that Pinkie would have wanted them to laugh even when she died. “Well it turns out that the fucking fat fuck tried to be funny for the last time” commented Spic, “She had diabetus and hided it lol” replied Rainbow. Now there were only 5 of the mane six remaining, the cutie mark crusaders and Spic. “Hey Spic, why don’t you go set up Pinkie’s funeral?” Twilight said while reading a book on sexual output she had bought from her Library. “Huego Huego Huego” Spic muttered under his breath. “What the fuck did you say you little shit?” Twilight smacked Spic to the ground and then picked him up using 5 hooves. “Erm, ok Twilight, see you at your mother’s funeral!” said Spic as he hurried off. Somewhere in the universe Harry started to cry.
THE
Twilight thought long and hard on where the ponies should go, obviously there was… a rapist in Linkin Park, so she decided to lead the party to the evergreen forest. The walk was hard and the fillies got really tired yet they managed to get into the woods and were headed towards Zako… the FUCKING NIGGER’s house when Applejack asked Twilight: “Hey Twiley…” she was stopped by Twilight’s hoof connecting with her chest. She was obviously meaning to hurt Applejack as no one called her Twiley but her old brother Shiny Penis Dick Muncher Sir, but she was a weak egghead and instead the hoof bounced off Applejack’s Muscular body and hit Twilight in the fucking face. Everybody laughed, sharing the element of laughter as Twilight bled from her nose. “Fuck” she uttered while splattering blood. A Spanish lunch supervisor walked out of the woods at that moment and said “Don’t say that, say feck” she said and disappeared miseriously. Not giving a shit Twilight walked on. Unfortunately something was attracted by the smell of blood, and as the ponies were walking they heard a sound coming from a bush. “Ow shit, shit fuck shit” Rainbow Dash uttered as she was not bored at the amount of potty language in this fic. Applejack contemplated on the breakage of the fourth wall by the blue pony when suddenly out of the bush jumped BAGOOL!!! The fucking huge tiger thing was ready to rape and eat anything in its path. “Bagool! Ow shit, we got fucking jungled m8” said Twilight, with blood dripping into her mouth. “Fluttershy, try to calm it with your bestiality power!” shouted Applejack, the only pony who actually made sense in this fic so far. Im not breaking the fourth wall, im the motherfucking narrator. Flutterfucker stepped calmly towards Bagool, trying to spot whether anything was wrong with it, unfortunately she could not see any spike wedged in it ass nor its hand. This reminded her of how the Uganda vs Homosexuality official Doctor pastor Martin Sempa had mistaked an anus for a hand.
Back to the task at hand, Flutteruck got every closer to the panting Bagool. “There is no reason to be afraid, it will all be Ogre soon”, however it was not at this Shrek reference that Bagool got angry, he was just horny and hungry. Bagool grabbed Flutterfucker as everyone watched and started to laugh, not caring about the zoophile about to get raped. Bagool looked at Flutterjohn, who was trying to stare him down but was just making a fool of herself. He went about his business slowly, so that the other ponies knew what was coming and that they would be next, however they just rofled at the thing happening before them. He slid one of Fluttershy’s wings into his mouth, slowly biting down until he could hear bone snap, at which point her swallowed the yellow flesh. Fluttershy screamed in pain, not caring that she never used her wings anyway but just being a selfish bitch that she was. She did not realise that the Bagool had been rightly sent by Angel bunny to wreck revenge on her for not making him a special salad with a cherry on top and causing him to starve. Fluttershy was a fuckign devil spawn. Next Bagool slid Fluttershy slowly onto his erect cock, penetrating her tight virgin pussy and causing it to rip and bleed. The blood acted as a natural lubricant and allowed the jungler to fuck Fluttershy faster and faster. Shit was dank, he though, but got tired of fucking her after a while, even the spectators kinda got bored too. Bagool now thought of a really neat thing to do, he picked Fluttershy up, weak from her multiple orgasm as she couldn’t help enjoying sex with animals, and tore off her other wing, shoving it inside her tight virgin ass. Blood started to ooze out of the corrupted anus and fluttershy now started to bleed from her mouth.
With her fetus now aborted she collapsed on the floor, either ded or in a serious coma. Taking no chances, Twilight quickly rushed over the Flutterfecker’s body and kicked her in the balls, making sure that she wouldn’t come back to life. “Now that there is one less character to give speech lines to, lets RUN!” she shouted (IDK why she shouts so much its not even intentional) and the ponies began to run for their life, Bagool hot on their trail. He was seriously hot, his beautiful mane and erect penis made it a sexual sight to look at. However no one was looking at his alphaness as everyone was running for their bloody life. The cutie mark acquisition programme had not yet said anything, but now Applebloople screamed to the other “Y’all have to get out of here”, her comment was so fucking dumb that Twilight kicked her friend Scootaloo into the fucking massive jaws of the Bagool to teach Applebloople a lesson. Scootaloo screamed as she hit the floor at Bagool’s feet and the others could hear the sex noises as they ran as fast as they fucking could. Once safe from the epic rage of the Bagool, Applebloople asked twilight why she had done that. “Because scootaloo is a useless cutie mark fucker that is a background pony and no one cares about her” explained Twilight as she looked into her sex input book. “Yeh makes sense” answered Applebloof lazily.
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