Same Time, Same Stories, Different People, Different Worlds

The creature/horse/pony, which was now known as “Pinkie”, studied the three humans in front of her. Niko studied her some more and decide to keep his calm.

“Uh, hello Pinkie… um…Oh-I am Niko Bellic and they are T-Tank Dempsey and Ed-ward Rick-hofen,” Niko introduced.

“Rich-tof-en,” The Nazi doctor corrected.

“Yeah, and uh, you see; we just ‘poofed’ here like some fuckin’ cartoon and we are hungry.” Niko explained, in what he thought was polite.

“Excuse my friend here, but I-uh we just teleported here to this world; apparently full of talking horses-“ Dempsey explained, but not without getting interrupted by the pink pony.

“*Cough* Ponies, sir.”

“Yeah-ponies, and coincidentally, we all did not eat anything… but I don’t know about Dave,” Dempsey finished.

“Dave? Who’s *cough* Dave?” Pinkie asked.

Before Dempsey could speak, Richtofen spoke up.

“A man vith an ache of some sort…Ya, an ache.”

Pinkie nodded slowly, very curious about who Dave was, and what a “man” was. She looked towards the Ray Gun in Richtofen’s pocket and asked “W-what *clears throat* is that?”

Richtofen looked for an excuse as fast as could.

“Oh, it is a toy my father gave me vhen I vas a young boy. I carry it on me because it reminds me of him… *sniffle* *voice becomes high pitched* it vas so fun!”

Pinkie seemed to have felt really sad about Richtofen’s story, despite his odd voice. She began to eye all of them from head to toe, and finally motioned them to come in.

*Meanwhile, at the hill/road*

“Ohh…shi…yo...MY BALLS…ouch……..*sniffs* w-what the fuck is that smell?” Dave looked at the rest of his body.

“Di-did I drink last night? Ah, what the heck happen to me? OH MY GO- AH…..Why does my balls hurt SO badly?!” Dave slowly got up, ignoring the bad smell coming from the vomit on his clothes, and began to walk slowly while occasionally groaning in pain. At every ten or so steps, Dave began to hold his crotch and stop in his tracks while moaning. He repeat this process of walking until he came across to bodies that freaked him out, but he couldn’t concentrate on them for more than five seconds until the pain of his injuries became too much for him. He began to slowly sit down next to the pale-yellow creature to relieve his pain. He stared at the creatures until he decided to try to poke the pale-yellow one to see if it was dead. As he slowly did, the creature began to move slowly, but this was enough to scare Dave to move backwards.

“…Huh?...Angel Bunny? D-did I pass out?” The pale-yellow creature spoke as (it appeared to Dave as) she began to lift her head up.

She rubbed her eyes and looked at first and the trail in front of her, and then towards Dave.

“Ohh! W-what are y-you?!” The pale-yellow creature said in a low, feminine voice, and was in the air, flying.

“I-Ah-I…should ask you the same question.” Dave said to her.

The pale-yellow creature noticed, above the threat of the creature in front of her being hostile, that Dave appeared to be in pain, and had little or no energy, and also that he had vomited on himself.

“A-are you injured, sir?” Fluttershy asked the human.

Dave sighed heavily, and put his hands on his face.

“I don’t know…I’m hurting really bad in places that shouldn’t be mentioned, and I am talking to a flying animal I have never seen before…”

Fluttershy slowly landed onto the ground next to Dave.

“Oh….My name is Fluttershy by the way…And I am a Pony Pegasus, and so is my friend Rainbow Dash, who is lying beside you, apparently.”

Dave kept his eyes from making eye contact with Fluttershy.

“My name is Dave, Dave Chappelle. Do you by any chance know where I am?”

“Nice to meet you, uh, Dave. You are in Equestria, more specifically; the road to Sweet Apple Acres. Um, do you live around here, because, um, I haven’t seen a creature like you either?” Fluttershy asked.

Dave shook his head, and began to slowly stand up, groaning and holding his crotch area as he did. Normally this would have scared Fluttershy because of how tall he is, but she noticed that he indeed was in extreme pain, and he most likely meant no harm to her, or and anything for that manner. Despite her decision to not be frightened by Dave, Fluttershy still remained cautious.

“Um…You..uh.. You don’t happen to know the way back to Earth or America or something, huh?” Dave asked, examining the surrounding area.

“Um, Sorry, but I don’t…” Fluttershy replied, looking down at Dave’s feet.

Dave shrugged heavily, and then quickly groaned in pain.

“Oh…But I’m sure that my friend Twilight could help you find your way back home. She’s really nice, but..I don’t know how long it will take for her to get used to, um..”

“…Human.”

“A human. It may take some time, but I think it will be worth it.” Fluttershy said, in a reassuring tone.

Dave smirked, but the pain he felt in his testicles were beginning to overwhelm him again, so he walked towards a nearby tree, and slowly slid down to the ground. Suddenly, Dave had a flashback of three men he seen before he passed out.

“Dempsey, Niko, Richtofen….Have you seen any of them, Fluttershy?” Dave asked.

“Um, no. But, um, if you like, I could take you to my cottage and try to see what I can do to help your injuries.” Fluttershy suggested, smirking.

Dave began to continue to think about the three men he had met before he has been unconscious, but he felt a wave nausea and pain.

“Thanks, but…*Vomits*”

Fluttershy quickly flew to Dave’s side, and said “Oh my; you are very sick! Come on; I’ll lead you to my cottage.”

Dave realized he had no other good choice but to follow Fluttershy, so he did, ever so slowly. He examined the trail closely for some reason he couldn’t find, and he noticed very distinct footprints in the dirt; shoes. He looked around as he waddled in Fluttershy’s flight-path, and assumed that the footprints were in the direction where Fluttershy was going, which is weird because she said that she never seen Dempsey and the rest… But she didn’t say she seen any other human before. Ah, I’ll just forget about, besides, I am HUNGRY! And… Fl-Fluttershy? Is it Fluttershy? Yeah; Fluttershy is... I don’t know, ‘attractive’? Yo, I playin’ myself… Wait, why am I talking to myself?

After sometime, Dave and Fluttershy reached the cottage, but when Fluttershy answered the door, she heard unfamiliar voices.

“Dempshey, you introduce yourself. Know your manners.”

“No, Niko you do it; ladies first.”

“Ah… pussies.”

Niko walked out of the bathroom and towards the pale yellow, shocked pony we know as Fluttershy.

“Um, wh-who are you?” Fluttershy asked.

Niko bowed sarcastically.

“I am Niko Bellic, and that man behind you is Dave, and the two other men in your bathroom are Dempsey and Richtofen; they were too scared to introduce themselves.” Niko explained.

Fluttershy became less shy.

“Oh, did Pinkie let you all in, Niko?” Fluttershy asked, suddenly curious.

Niko nodded.

“Oh, as long as it was okay with Pinkie, than that is fine.”

Niko examined the room briefly, then looked at Dave.

“Man, are you okay, Dave? You don’t look so good there.”

Dave opened his mouth to speak, but was interrupted by Fluttershy.

“Oh, no, I almost forgot! Come with me, Mr. Chappelle, to my room; I must examine your injuries immediately!”

Fluttershy slowly led Dave up the stairs, and into her room. As she left the room to fetch her supplies, Dave heard Niko speaking to Dempsey a barely made-out joke about Fluttershy and himself, but he knew it had to be something sexual.

Fluttershy returned with a bag of what Dave assumed was medical supplies, and set it on her bed. She turned to him, studying him with her sharp (not to mention, large) eyes. Dave felt a wave a pain hit him with great force, almost knocking him over to the nearest wall. Fluttershy quickly held onto Dave, and made him balanced, then returned to her bag and retrieved a device not that different from a wedding ring, but it was slightly larger. The ring had red plus-shaped gem held in place by a dull white metallic-looking ring. Fluttershy studied it for a brief time, and flew over to Dave, and placed it on his thumb. Dave examined the ring with close precision, and glanced towards Fluttershy, who was removing a vial of whitish-sparkling liquid, the top of which was covered in a small amount of dust.

“What are you doing?” Dave asked.

Fluttershy stared at the vial, and glanced back at Dave.

“Um, my friend, Twilight, once brought me this gift for my birthday. She said it was from Canterlot, and to use it if I ever had problems figuring out what was wrong with one of my animals, or if I ever came across an injured animal that I never seen before….. I guess it would be best if I used it now.” Fluttershy said, flying over to Dave.

“So..*groans* how does it work?” Dave asked.

Fluttershy unscrewed the cap of the vial, and looked at the ring on Dave’s finger.

“First, I have to place the Magic Ring on a part of the animal’s body. Then,” Fluttershy said, beginning to tilt the vial of liquid. “I have to pour the special liquid on to the ring,” Fluttershy did as she said. “Which should power the ring, and turn it green.”

The ring turned green as soon as the liquid began to make contact with it, but the gem itself remained a light shade of red.

“And finally, the magical powers if the Magic Ring should show me the injuries of the-“ Fluttershy stopped, and turned a very light shade of reddish-pink.

Dave became confused, and looked at the ring, and returned his glance at Fluttershy.

“What’s wrong? Is it bad? Don’t tell me it’s bad, because if-“

“It’s not bad…..It’s just that….Um, it’s…” Fluttershy interrupted.

“Please, just tell me, Fluttershy.” Dave said.

“Your, um, private parts need… um healing and um… stimulation..” Fluttershy said, drooping her ears back.

Dave gave a look of ‘so-what-I-can-do-it-myself-oh-wait-this-could-mean-she-has-do-it”

“Well...do what you have to do, Fluttershy.” Dave said, sighing.

“Um…I will do my best…if you don’t mind…”