Red Meets Equestria

  "All I can remember is that car then BAM I'm dead right? Then why do I feel something on my back," I thought to myself then I slowly opened my eyes to see the sky "If this is death this is kind of nice" just another thought ,but nice things don't last very long. I turn over expecting to see ground I was right just not in the way I wanted to be, 5,000 feet above the ground and falling fast. I see I'm falling about 5,000 feet to the ground and scream "THIS IS JUST FUCKIN' GREAT" while looking around I see a lake and headed for that. While heading for the lake I thought where am I and how did I not die? Then splash I go unconscious from the impact.

  I wake up on land to hear "YAY, your awake!" I look around to see nobody but instead something staring right at me and smiling. A pastel pink pony with a darker pink mane and tail and balloons on her flank staring at me and smiling at me. I say aloud "Now I know I'm dead." only to hear "Why would you be dead silly?" at that I jumped up and stared at the bright pink pony. Knowing that she just said something I asked " Are you talking, to me?" as I pointed to myself waiting to see if I was hearing things. She then said "Who else would I be talking to silly?"

  Then I get tackled by a blue blur out of seemingly nowhere. So I try my best to stay calm but utterly fail as I yell "GET OFF!"

  "No way we don't know what you are or where you came from."

  "TOO BAD." I said this as I pushed her off and pulled a Bruce Lee knock down recover move. Then said "Charge me again and I won't just push you off ,so just give me a minute to make sense of all this. I can see that there are six of you surrounding me."

  "I'm sorry for my friend's action but we don't know what you are or where you came from mister?"

  "I go by the name of Red Bandit but seeing you be nice to another species you can call me Spencer"

  "Okay mister-"

"You can just call me Spencer."

  "Okay Spencer we are the bearers of the Elements of Harmony-"

  So after they got me acquainted with them all I told them of me and my world.

  "Considering the description of your world and mythology's I would think that my species would be in a book of myths under "bipedal". As for me where I come from I am considered a hero of sorts."

  "What do you mean hero?" Asked Twilight Sparkle.

  "Well my world is just a giant space for criminals and murderers and I stop them with any means that are available to me even if I have to kill serial killers myself." I say that then point to my sheathed daggers. They all gasp except Rainbow Dash who wanted to arm wrestle to see how strong I was.

  "I want to see how strong you are so lets have an arm wrestle real quick." We found a stump of a tree and I locked my arm with Rainbow's arm after thirty seconds of me not even trying I easily slam her hoof to the stump and she replies with,"I-I lost I hate losing, but you are incredibly strong."

  "Well that's what doing 20 pushups, 20 situps, and 20 pullups every other day and eating healthy does for ya." Right after that sentence we heard a monstrous roar to which belonged to a well monster looking at us from a forest right next to us. I responded by taking a fighting stance but that moment ended quickly when the ponies all yelled.

  "RUN!" needles to say they were already a quarter mile away when I turned to run, but closed the distance in 10 seconds flat and continued running along side them until we got to a cottage of sorts to see the thing wasn't chasing us anymore. We were all relieved to see that thing not chasing us. We all just sat down to be interrupted by a small white bunny kicking Flutershy and pointing to me.