A STAR IS BORN

by Zinger

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, DJ P0N-3, Human, Main 6, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Octavia, Comedy, Other, Romance, Adventure
Length: 2375

Well now I´m in Equestria. The world is far more dangerous from the show. So now I've been targeted by a army and the Equestrian version of the KKK, O GREAT

(P.S. I don't have a editer)

Hi my name is Thomas. I'm just your ordinary anime and pony loving goof ball. Well I was until I got my ass transported to Equestria. Now I'm fighting these group of monsters called "The Dark One's". If that wasn't bad enough A group called "The Equestrian Brotherhood" leaded by a pony called Rough Boulder want me dead. Also Celestia herself has been acting strange against me too.

Published 2013-04-01 15:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-16 13:49:40 UTC

The portal

Here you go young man. That will be $450.00.

O yes of course, here you go.

I handed the cashier the money. In return she handed me my items.

Kamina's glasses, a adult Simon's jacket from Gurren Lagann. A real Katana that was made to look like kenpachi's sword from bleach. Also a necklace that looks like Grimmjow's rank but it's color is gold with a little silver version of his mask at the left side of it which is also from bleach.

I was so happy with my purchases.

I exited the store.

Damn you need to get laid. Your the courter back for your schools football team. For gods sakes!!! There are like six girls waiting to blow you!!!! But yet you turn them down why?

They're all skankes and so annoying.

Your point? It's better then nothing.

When I have a relation with a girl. I want it to mean something. I want it be with someone, who has some selfrespect.

FINE!!!! Let's just go home.

You know the more I talk to you in my head. The more I think that I have some self-esteem issues.

You think so? Just focus on getting home!

I walked down the the street that I always walked down. Saw the same houses, the same birds, and the same crackings in the side walk. The same damn thing like always.

MY LIFE IS SO BORING!!!!!!!!! I wonder what's it like in Equestria?

Probably flamboyant like always.

Shut up.

I was walking past a alleyway. But something caught my eye. It was a glowing pink light.

So I went to investigate.

When I approached it. I was at alost for words. It was a swirling pink vortex.......a portal.

I know what your thinking. But I doubt that this thing will take you to Equestria. Like in those fanfics you read. Just walk away. Like a good white boy. JUST WALK AWAY!!!!!

I was hypnotized. I couldn't stop, even if I wanted to. I went to touch it. It pulled me in.

All that I saw was swirling colors. My body felt like it was being torn apart atom by atom. This was the greatest pain in my life. As soon as it happened it ended. I saw a hole in the vortex. I got shot through it by a unseen force. Then it all went black.

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"Look out your highness!!!!!" A guard shouted.

A tree went sailing through the air and crashed into a house sending debris of wood and stone everywhere.

"WHAT'S WRONG YOU FILTHY PONY SCUM? ARE YOU SCARED? WE HAVE BEEN GONE FOR 6000 YEARS. BUT YET YOUR STILL WEAK AS EVER."

"Thou is the one that is weak monster" Said Luna.

"I´M THE ONE WHO IS WEAK? HA!!! I´VE KILLED 10 OF YOUR GAURDS. AFTER I´M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU I SHALL DEVOUR THE WHOLE TOWN!!!!"

"Shut your mouth monster!" A earth pony shouted as he tried to cut the beast.

"YOUR TO SLOW".

The monster sent his spear like tale into the guard´s chest. His tale ripped the guard´s ribcage apart with ease. Then chucking him into the crowd of cowering ponies.

"Now Twilight!!!!!!"

"Alright get ready girls. You heard Princess Celestia."

The main six where charging up the elements.

"YOU THINK THAT CAN SAVE YOU?"

The monster sent his tail into a crowd and grabbed a filly.

"TELL ME WILL YOU FIRE AT ME WITH THIS CHILD IN THE WAY?"

The child squirmed in the monsters grasp.

"Mommy Daddy somepony help me?!?!?"

The element bearers stopped their attack.

"P-princess what do we do?"

"I don't know Twilight." Celestia grunted.

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I a woke to the sound of birds chirping.

" Fuck. My everywhere hurts. What happened? "

Well your finely awake. O what happened. Well dum-ass you just had to touch the portal.

" Where are we, anyway?"

Do I look like a GPS to you. Just explore or something.

I"t looks like a forest. Wait a forest".......... A smile crept it´s way over my face. " Everfree " .

[/You Don´t know that.color]

"Well I´m hoping *shivers * Why is it so bright but yet so cold?"

I looked over to my now scadderd bag. Well better time then never. I put on the jacket and glass. As I was putting on the glasses it only felt right to say it..................

You better not say it.

O I´m gonna.

"Swagg"...........

You fag.

" What ever.  Seeing that this is EverFree, we should leave. Like now."

Well let's get going this place is creepy as shit.

"That´s the plan". I began to walk down the path. Every thing looked real but with more color. My train of thought was interrupted by a loud roar.

" What the he'll was that?" I turned around to see red glowing eyes.

Alright first thing animal planet teaches you show no fear and make your self bigger.

I puffed out my chest and began to raise my hands. What ever it is it wasn't a fan of my actions, and it roared. I turned and ran like hell. " Fuck you Animal Planet you lying sack of crap".

Told You they lie just like the History channel.

"Not now"!

I kept-running untell I saw the clearing. " Bitch we are home free. " I had to sit down to catch my breath. I looked around to take in the sights. It was beautiful there was lush green grass, flowers far as the eye can see.The sky was a light blue and the only sound was birds chirping and the sound of the water running in the creak.

The Fight:Acting A Hero

"Let go of her you basterd!!!" I yelled as I charged at the beast. Swinging my sword upwards striking him in the chest. It left a small cut but just enough for him to let go of the filly in his surprise. The filly out of his grasp I was able to catch her.

"YOU FILTHY MONKEY I'LL KILL YOU!!!" The monster yelled as he sent his tail down, in hopes of killing me.

SHIT!!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!! MOVE YOUR ASS!!!!!

"O fuck!!!" I yelled as the tail came at me. I jumped back in hope's of avoiding the attack. But it nicked me causing some of my blood to escape my body and a giant cut in my new jacket. I landed on my feet, wincing in pain. I looked at the filly, she had the look of fear in her eye's. She had a grey coat and a yellow mane, with two dolphins as a cutie mark. "You should probably go to your parents now." I said wincing in pain as I set her down. She ran behind me, probably to her parents. I was too busy looking at the white dinosaur looking thing to care.

"YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! HOW DARE YOU CUT ME!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!!!!!!!" He said as he stood on his hind legs now reaching probably over 10 feet and charged me.

"O shit!!!!" I said as I tried to swing at him.

"NOT THIS TIME!!!" He roared as he sent his tail upward striking my waist all the way up to my left shoulder. A large amount of blood shot out from my massive wound. He showed his razor sharp teeth in a smile. My eyes went to the size of dinner plates as he swung his huge sharp claw into my entire left side. A loud cracking sound rang out as he made contact.

I howled in pain as I was sent sailing through the air. I hit the ground hard which intensified my pain. I heard aloud crunching sound. Looked over to see the monster was making his way over to me. "Tried to cry out for help, but all that came out where winmpers and gargles. Caused from the large amount of blood that filled my mouth. "I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING, DIE HERE!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE." Was the only thought that rang though my head.

"Princess what, do we do? That monster is going to kill the other creature!!!!!!!" Twilight Sparkle yelled to her mentor. In a pleading way.

Celestia looked at the Element's Of Harmony. "I don't know. I'm afraid we can do nothing. If you use the Elements, we could catch the other one in the cross fire" Celestia said, gaining a collective gasps.

"B-but Princess we can't. We can't let that monster kill the other one. It saved that filly. We need to help it!!!!" Fluttershy cried.

Twilight looked at the monster slowly approaching the one that saved a fillies life, not moments ago. She looked at the monster with determination in her eye's. Horn began to light a powerful purple glow. "Get away from him you monster!!!!!" Twilight screamed as she sent a bolt of energy at the monster. The bolt hit him directly on his left arm. To Twilights dismay, he only flinched. Fear struck her as the abomination turned his head towards her. His Souless green eye's piercing hers.

I looked at him in fear, as he slowly made his way to me. The monster must love to see his victims suffer. I closed my eye's hopeing that he would make it quick. The only sound I could hear was his footsteps and murmuring in the background.

"Get away from him you monster!!!!!" I heard someone yell followed by a loud electric crash. I opened my eye's to see that the monster's attention was no longer on me. I turned my head towards the sound, the act caused a great deal of pain. My eye's went to pin-pricks. The monster was facing the Princessess and The Main Six. Twilight was in the front with her horn shoot off purple sparks. "Run away please!" I said in gargles. The monster had a angry look on his face. He turned to me. "I'll finish you, of later. But....." He turned his head towards the beloved ponies. "I'll handle you all now, and save the trouble of doing it later." He said in a low creepy tone. The Elements and the Alicorns took stances, ready to fight him.

He began to approach them, but stopped. He suddenly held a face full of grimace. He let out a frustrated growl and sighed. I looked at the monster in fear and confusion as he turned his head towards me again. "Grrrr, I'll deal with you later. My job is done for now." The creature said as he took of into the forest.

My vision is getting blurry. I heard yelling and the clanking of metal off in his direction. Probably the guard's going after him. The light suddenly dimmed as a shadow was cast over me. I began to pray, that it wasn't another monster. My fear was washed away when my eye's trailed up a set of white legs and met with royal purple-pink eye's. It was Celestia. I tried to ask for help but all that came out was gurgling. Her horn began to light a glowing yellow, and the cool comfortable embrace of darkness took hold of me once again.

To Be Continued

The Portal Pt2

The Portal Pt2

  I took in the sight. It was beautiful, this world is beautiful. I began to walk through, the field until I noticed a cottage made out of a tree.

"Fluttershys"

" You don't know that."

"One way to find out."

I quickened my pass to the cottage. As I drew closer, I noticed the lack of noise. "Its quite, to quite......"

*sights*

I slowly made my way to the front door, I made sure to stay low so I don't scare Fluttershy. I didn´t need my first encounter with a pony to be sour. I peeked in through the window, I didn´t see a single animal. " What gives there is always animals around, something's up." I ran around the back still no sign of life. " What gives? "

"Go into town maybe, we can find them there."

"I didn't know you cared."

"I don't. It's ether stay here and be bored to death or do some snooping and figure out how to get home."

"Alright let's get going then."

I began to  walk down the path way. " I still wonder what happened to the animals they were fine near the forest. I mean Discord is reformed and Twilight is a alicorn, so I don't think anything bad can happen around here."

"It´s the freak´en pony world, they have more bad luck then we do."

"True. What? You admitted it!!! YOU ADMITTED THAT WE ARE IN EQUESTRIA!!!!!"

"Ok maybe we are, like a 0000.0000000000000001 percent chance thou."

"It´s still a chance." I said as I continued down the road.

I continued my journey. For about 10 minutes until I saw Ponyville. I could tell by the outskirts. "I should probably stick to the bushes, just until I figure out what´s going on here." I heard voices a head. I quickly jumped in the shrubs, and began to inch my way closer to the voices.

"I don't know Twilight." A voice said just beyond the leafy wall.

"What, What is that Celestia?"

I needed to know. I moved a few twigs to get a better look. My eyes met to see The royal alicorn sisters,The Elements of Harmony, a few royal guards, and.........

"What the fuck is that thing. I said to my self almost shouting.This creature was horrific. It was a giant white looking lizard, it´s hight much dwarfed Celestia, it had veins pulsing from it´s arms and legs, it´s eye's are a sickening green, and it had a spear like mouth. "This things looks straight out of a nightmare. A painful scream broke me out of my trance. I looked to see it belonged to a filly. What ever this monster is, it had the filly wrapped in it's tail. The monster looked like it was constricting the child with it´s tail.

"I have to do something." I said in a mixture of panic and determination. I grasped the hilt of my sword. I leaped out of the bushes and lunged at the beast.