Apple Bloom Breaks Reality

by CaptainSanchez

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other
Length: 1010

Utter insanity, I know. Apple Bloom breaks reality, and this weird stuff ensues, causing... I don't even know.

Utter insanity, I know. Apple Bloom breaks reality, and this weird stuff ensues, causing... I don't even know. Also, I'm making a series of this. Screw you, this is brilliant.

Published 2013-03-30 08:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-30 08:20:01 UTC

Frick on a Stick

APPLE BLOOM BREAKS REALITY.

BECAUSE BOOBIES. (THE BIRDS, YOU JUVENILE)

'Twas an eve most foul on the Orchard of the Appl-- OH SWEET LUNA, WHY?

Death, life, frank. markup fleem. I have seen the whole of time, and what my race has done. I attack the beast with full forces of smashings! Nigel cries as his daughter converses with a chimp. Wait, forward. Halt in the future to resume in the past? Elliot, why must you hate/love J.D. so smart? Liz Hurley plays the devil as Apple Blossom in her pale yellow coat is stained with the blood of her fruity kin. Oh, Braeburn, why must you poni poni? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaplooosa no longer was always because never is not yet once was now. Tenses are for the weak, and I am not strong enough.

Cobra Commands that once we steal the snakes from the garden of Riki-Tiki-Tavi, but Tavi wants to stay with Vinyl. I still am not mad, but always was. Fear the monsters of thine soul, for they is always all of not us. Octagon is to cello as derp herps on the wind with fire rocket of water ice.

Vape jackanapes delves into the from was. Cutie Mark earned to instantly lost in the for Deathkill of lifegod. But not ever unhappened because evil wrathbugs make Jack a dull boy, and the Fockers hate my hats.

Kenny is pony because ponies are pony furry pretty pretty cuteness Death!! ALL IS DESTROY BY THE HOOF OF THE DOOM BLOSSOM!! Fire from the lawdy lawdy hallellujah all the sing-song day! Day is was night for all now forever at once because Flim and Flam attacked Jim's High-Quality Jam with cider rockets on a Tuesday.

What happened next? Nothing. Or, if you'd prefer, everything happened at once and it won't ever stop. But then, everywhere is somewhere, and nowhere can be nothing at all so perhaps i'm not here. Or I'm everywhere. Whichever works. Viva la revolution! The Nightmare Child must naught for to nothing am urrytin' up in yon piece, homeslice. Apple Bloom is gone, sp she continues to attack the gods of war. Cry havoc! And let slip the hogs of War! Dogs of war. WHATEVER farm animals of War, Lana!! Mermaid Man! Mermaid Man! Wherefore art thou, Mermaid Man? Tis not with thee that mine enemy doth lie, but with thy name! What's in a name? Wouldst not that which we call a rose by any other name surely smell as sweet?

Harken! For Harkness marches toward us today with an army upon his tail, Cutie Marks all ablaze with the flames of a Tartaurus that always but never at once was. Hence marched the Could've-Been King with his army pf Meanwhiles and Never-Wheres on to to to to to to to to to to to to to MY GOD IT'S A WARP CORE!! So marched on the Apples as Babs died in the flames to be reborn earlier in the very same ice.Ice, ice, baby.

Returning, returning, always returning, leaving to return for itself once again always now. You must understand, you must. Seals are putty mouth. Spoilers, spoilers! That weird pony in a box showed up again. Cherry Bomb is beautiful. STUFF DETECTED!!! STUUUUUUUUUUUFFF!!! MY OLD ENEMY!! Oh. Things. The Nightmare Tank hath attacked Soarin. Soaren. It's pronounced "Zuu-ren," because Soarin' is a Wonderbolt. And then a Destroyer Dalek came through my house, and I decided let's make ponies. Suddenly has Creepers everywhere!!!

Death is not a fear death is life for nothing dies anymore because everything is always dead and alive Schrödinger, eat your heart out! Everything is nothing but is and isn't at once of forever! Fear the wrath of the mighty borogrove on the shining day, I fear this is the last we meet afore I'se gone away. 'twas brillig, and in the slithy toves, the frumious Jubjub bird did attack the manxnome foe I sought, the manlet attacked the Bloom for the Apple had yet to always never grow. Applejack was the first to die for ever but not always because the two now never existed. All is once, forever and gone in an ever-present fashion. I'm sick but not in the head except when you are I for tomorrow is five. Diamonds become Filthy fathers when Spoons are stuck into caviar. But wait for that is a myth but is always the true. Everything is nothing.

The End of Time itself! Back into the Time War, Rassilon! Back into hell! All is as it once always for never is was but never could be. Dear sweet Lord of Cannibis, what is the Orchard have become upon the shining day? My, my, Miss Equestrian Pie, bode high telly, Eugene Levy, but the telly was high. Mac made for an interesting conclusion as he destroyed PC with Princess Big Mac in Tures grapes make for delightfully hermless ermergerd derlerks. The bloom is from Klom on Raxacoricofallapatorius destroy Blon whiff of gestures make monkeys on bipeds.

What's a pair of boxes got to do with it? That's silly, you're silly.

Don't and can't no longer are. Isn't simply isn't because all is but never was. Fear the solid wily Wile E. Coyote chases the Roadrunner. There's not much meat on those things, but what's there is really tasty! Bats fly while you do the watermelon crawl. Have fun you all. Veins tat for tit but nit and gnat. Like, dude, Val Hallen was my favorite character on that TV show. What? Krunk sucked. And that super-patriotic guy? Seems loser-y to moi. Ratman frolics in fields of blood. A mountain of skulls buried Prince Vigo for aeons until he never was for always but now is then for today is yesterday and yesterday is tomorrow for all is once and for not at ever. Not my fault but hers! Persecute not me, for 'twas the Bloom that killed us not me!

I prove it with my name: Apple Bloom.

Author's Note

Sweet Celestia, what have I done again?