Like a Bullet from a Gun

"Hello," began the reporter. She was very tall, and had pale red dyed hair. She was given the position at the TV company 4 years ago, and she was good at it.

"Hello, and welcome to news at 10. The war is still raging in Iraq, but there is something out of the ordinary happening. Yesterday in the early hours of the morning, an American base in the south sector of Iraq was attacked by none other than flying horses. Yes, you heard me right, flying horses. These "pegasi" as they refer to themselves, attacked base Delta 4, killing many different soldiers. They were stopped just after 8:00pm in the night, and the base is currently under heavy repairs. Joe is currently interviewing a witness, Joe?"

*A TRANSITION*

"Thanks, Maria. I am here with Sgt. James Acre, one of the soldiers who was working at the station when they attacked. What exactly happened, sergeant?"

"Well, I had just left the mess hall when I heard what sounded like a gunshot coming from east of the base. When I looked in that direction, there were loads of, what looked like aircraft to me at the time. I went back inside, grabbed my Rifle, and by the time I had made it back out they were already above the compound."

"Did they do anything else after that?"

"Yeah. They shouted out that they would take over the world, and we would bow to the, what was it...... Ah! Yes. They said we would bow to the "Shadowbolt Empire" or some *BLEEP* like that."

"Wow, what happened next?"

"They started to descend, but very slowly so we were able to take a few out. When they did land though... they..... they killed...... so many..... please. I can't do this. I-I'm sorry..."

"Well I've seen it all. Back to you Maria."

"Ok, onto other news, Lady Gaga has recently given birth to her tenth baby, and has named her Ondleep Kareoke Bilbo III."

At the reconstructed Delta 4 base, in Iraq.

"I can't believe they put that on television."

"Me neither!"

"Good thing they didn't put that thing up about Merit, jeez."

"What thing about Merit?"

"Didn't you hear? He went on like a fucking rampage and killed like 30 people."

"No way! Jesus..."

"I know right? Sucker was messed up in the head...."

"LIGHTS OUT!"

"I guess that's us."

"Yea. 'Night."

"'Night."