The Day Wen Stuf Went Rong And Twilite Sperkle Ficksd Thing

by ratmage99

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 230

This is fanfic about ponys and they're adventures in ekwestria where they advenchers.

One day Twilite Sperkle went outside and stuff hapened.

Note: This is purposefully done in a horrific writing style, similar to Half-Life: Full Consequences. It's really short because, let's face it, who could stand three thousand words of that? Not I. Maybe I'll do a sequel if enough people find it bearable.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-09-20 20:00:00 UTC

Twilite Sperkle Tyme

"I are Twilite Sperkle!" The unicorn sayd, raising her hoofs in the air and breaking a bunny.

"Why did yoo doo that that was my speshel bunnie!" Her pegusus frend was mad and her nam wuz Flutrshie.

The unicorn ayte a baygel with creem cheez and then throo up. "Becuz." She repleed and kikked the ayer. "I iz Twilite Sperkle."

"Okey." Flutrshie sayd.

"I am cooler!" Raynbo Desh flu in to the plase were thei was.

"No! I am cooler!" Twilite sed.

"I am to partee tyme now." Pinkee Piy had a partee hat and were dance.

"You ponees is crazy!" Twilite madded.

"I are pretty giv me jewl." Reritee was magic to there.

Reritee got all the jewls in world so she make dres that prettid all over.

"Aple is taystee eat aple so I money." Aplejeck kikked evrything.

Selestya drop from sky to give message to Twilite. "Twilite!" She yeld. "My sister evil agen! You use Elment of Hermonee to beet her up."

"Yes prinses, we go now." Twilite ran to were the evil ponee was hidng wich she found becuz magic. "Nitemar Mewn! You rain of terer is over!"

"O no! It good ponee and frends! How find me?"

"Majic!" Twilite shot lazers from her eyes and burnd the evil ponee.

The evil ponee dide and evryone lived happy ever after the end.