
Furry Contraband
Everypony's got skeletons in their closet. Fluttershy's just happens to take the form of illegally-gotten furry animals. And she needs help sneaking them out of the country. Needless to say, sounds like a job for Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy’s got a teesy-weensy bit of a secret. Nothing too bad, mind you. She’s not a psychotic killer, and she definitely doesn’t do anything…dirty. Unfortunately, what she does still teeters on the rather…frowned-upon side of the law. And to make matters worse, with the Royal Guards clamping down, she needs somepony to help her out.
And that’s where Rainbow Dash comes in. Of course, soon she’ll realize doing a friend favor sometimes isn’t all that easy. Especially when that friend runs an illegal animal smuggling operation out of the country.
But hey, if she gets caught…she’ll still look pretty darn good doing it.


27585 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
12 Chapters:
- The Bag 2013-04-21 20:16:36 UTC1070
- Diabolical Mastermind 2013-04-21 20:16:52 UTC1994
- Play it Cool 2013-04-28 01:27:01 UTC2241
- A Life of Grime 2013-05-11 15:05:33 UTC3375
- Absolutely Stunning 2013-05-26 22:55:19 UTC2211
- She's On Fire! 2013-06-09 22:27:26 UTC1926
- Suspenseful Suspension 2013-06-18 20:36:42 UTC3225
- Counting Stars 2013-06-26 22:42:35 UTC3312
- Once and For Wall 2013-07-08 20:48:12 UTC4226
- It Certainly Was Something... 2013-07-16 20:30:26 UTC1958
- A Hero's Tale: The Divine Comedy (Also Called the Epilogue) 2013-07-16 20:32:12 UTC813
- A Couple More Weeks Later (Also Called Epilogue Number Two) 2013-12-02 00:03:01 UTC1234