Turtle Troubles
You know, if the world is going to be ruled by a shadow demon chick, could she at least banish me to somewhere that's worth mentioning? I'm Bowser, yes that Bowser, King of the Koopas, and I'm stuck in "Equestria".
My head hurts like it's just been pummeled by a Thwomp, the planet I wanted to rule is taken over by a Shadow Queen, I'm stuck on a planet filled with rainbow horses that make me want to go drown myself in quicksand, and I don't have any snacks. I hate my life.
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2 Chapters:
- Prologue - I Blame The Stairs 2013-05-20 17:23:32 UTC1490
- Chapter 1 - What Do You Mean There's No Roasted Chicken!? 2013-09-02 23:26:53 UTC2361