The Orgy of Nightmare Night
The Orgy of Nightmare Night
By: WhatTheFap
Nightmare Night 2011 had been quite the night. Princess Luna made an appearance after 9 million years, Derpy ruined something fun for everyone (the apple bobbing), and twilight was a boring fuck like usual. After Luna scared the shit out of a bunch of kids and then fucked them all afterwards, she began walking around Ponyville, admiring the changes that happened in the last 1001 years. She passed by a windowsill and peeked in to see Lyra dildoing herself to That's So Raven.
"Wow!" Luna whispered to herself. "Back before Trollestia imprisoned me in the moon, we used to have to walk down to the nigger shack to clop to black people! And we also had to do it by hand!" Luna peeked back into the house to see more, but saw Lyra now shoving her head up her own vagina.
"Boring..." Luna said as she walked away.
Luna kept walking around town looking at the changes over the years, and also pondered how she could've celebrated Nightmare Night in Ponyville if it wasn't even in existence until Granny Smith founded it, but eh, fuck logic.
Luna passed by another house and thought she saw a young male pony dressed as a pirate about to cut his wiener off! So she barged in to try and talk some sense into him.
"DON'T DO IT YOUR WEINER HAS SO MUCH TO LIVE FO-" she yelled in a hurried voice, before being cut off by the realization that he wasn't about to cut his wiener off, but instead he was spreading peanut butter all over it. Luna could just stand in awkwardness for a few minutes before finally asking:
"Uh... What are you doing?"
"WELL SINCE YOU’RE A BLOODY CUNT AND DIDNT GET TO FUCKING ME TONIGHT. I GOTTA LATHA UP MY BLIMEY WANKER AND LET THE DOG LICK IT OFF" the colt said in the most ridiculously annoying British accent ever. So bad, in fact, that Luna contemplated killing Rarity out of being annoyed, but ignored that urge for now; since rarity is already dead on the inside.
"But I fucked all the children in town tonight after I scared them, did I miss you or something?"
"BLOODY RIGHT YA DID. I WAS IN THE LOO DRAINING MY PISS TANK WHEN IT ALL HAPPENED."
Luna was surprised, she usually fucks the fillies and colts IN the bathrooms, but the one night she picked the cactus garden HAPPENED to be the one that some little British cunt missed out on.
"Well then, huh...."
"THE NAME'S PIPSQUEAK, FIGHTER OF THE-"
"Shut the fuck up" Luna interrupted. "Well then Pipsqueak, any way I could make this up to you?"
"DAMN RIGHT YA COULD. I WANT TO SHAG YOU AND ANOTHER MARE AT THE SAME TIME." Pipsqueak demanded.
"You want a threesome?"
"BLOODY RIGHT"
"Well that should be easy enough. Do you have anyone specific in mind?"
"I WANT OPRAH."
"No, Oprah is a man. Try again."
"I WANT AMY WINEHOUSE."
"No. Try again."
This went on for at least an hour, and pipsqueak had named off every possible stupid answer. His choices of females ranged from Farrah Facet, to Michael Jackson, to the rotting dead old lady from the shining. Eventually a knock was heard at the door, so Luna answered. It was Trixie.
"Oh uh... Hey there Trixie... What do you want?" Luna asked
"The great and powerful Trixie has heard that some young fuck-face is seeking a second partner for a threesome! And I, the GREAT, and POWERFUL Trixie, would like to fill in that position!" she egotistically shouted.
Luna turned around to Pipsqueak.
"Is this one fine?"
"BLOODY RIGHT SHE IS" he shouted with his fucking annoying voice. "I'D FUCK HER ALL DAY LONG AND THEN I WOULD MAYBE SHO-"
"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS THAT YOU SHUT. THE. FUCK. UUUUUPPPPPP!!!!" Trixie shouted, mildly annoyed. Pipsqueak did as he was told and shut the fuck up. She then leaned to Luna and whispered "I can't wait to shut HIM up once we get this thing going."
"Tell me about it." Luna replied.
Trixie and Luna then turned around to where Pipsqueak was.
"Well you little fucker, let's get this show on the ro-" Luna paused, noticing that Pipsqueak wasn't in the middle of the room anymore. She looked behind her and saw him struggling to try and hop up on her flank. Luna laughed.
"HAHAHAHA! Don't you know anything about sex? You're supposed to have me suck your dick first to get you hard, THEN you can try and fuck us!" she explained.
"OH, RIGHTY-O THEN. YOU TWO SMASHING LADIES HAVE A GO AT MY TALLY-WHACKER THEN." Pip said.
Luna looked under him for his wiener, but saw nothing.
"Uhh... Where is it?" Luna asked.
Pip went ahead and laid back on a nearby couch in order to make his meat stick more accessible. Luna squinted in and saw a tiny little runt of a wiener; about the size of a tic-tac. Luna leaned in and gave the PipDick-2000 a little lick. Immediately after her tongue hit it, it flopped out to reveal an 11-inch erection.
"Woah..." Luna said in awe. "How does that even work?"
Pip turned dramatically to the camera, winked and said "My little wiener: Licking is magic." Luna went to work on sucking Pipsqueaks shlong, while he shared a passionate German kiss with Trixie that consisted of them biting each other’s tongues and lips repeatedly. Germans sure are weird...
After about 4 hours of that, they finally decide to start the fucking. Pipsqueak jumped off the couch and then tried to jump up to Luna’s flank, but it was way too high for him. With one mighty jump however, he managed to latch on to Luna's sides and pull himself up to her. He clung on for dear life as he fucked her brains out with his 11 inch erection.
Trixie was becoming upset, as she wasn't getting any loving' from Pipsqueak.
"PIPSQUEAK! The great and powerful Trixie demands a good dicking from you!" Trixie shouted.
"TERRIBLY SORRY CHAP BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW!" Pip said anxiously, as he was clinging on to Luna for dear life.
"LUNA! YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. The great and powerful Trixie wishes for a turn!"
All Luna could do was punch herself in Morse code because she was moaning so much. She punched "FUCK OFF TRIXIE" followed by a Morse middle finger.
As Trixie was about to leave, Derpy burst through the door. Everypony was in shock. Well, except Luna and Pipsqueak.
"Derpy? What the fuck are you doing here?" Trixie said aghast. "The LAST thing we need here is another girl!"
"I ARENT NO GIRL TWIXIE! WOOK!" Derpy lifted his/her leg to reveal a cylindrical penis that was six inches in diameter, 10 inches long, and had a vagina at the tip of it.
"Woah..." Trixie said in shock. "I've never seen anything like this..."
"WE MAKE LOVE NAO!" Derpy exclaimed.
Derpy grabbed Trixie and shoved its dick thingy inside of her. Trixie felt the intense pleasure as Derpy's cock plunged in and out of her, and also realized that she had the opposite of what Derpy had; a penis inside of her vagina that went into the tip of Derpy's cock.
Trixie and Luna caught each other’s eyes as they were being fucked. They walked toward each other and then started making out with the boys (we're just gonna call Derpy a dude now) on their backs. Then Derpy and Pipsqueak started to make out, and then Derpy and Luna, and then they went through all the other 8 combinations of making out.
Pipsqueak and Derpy stared into each other’s eyes as they fucked their mare bitches. Without even saying a word, they knew what to do next. Both of them pulled of their mares simultaneously, ran to each other, and then stared a passionate kiss. Pipsqueak lifted up his 11-inch wang and inserted it into the vagina tip of Derpy's one-eyed snake. The feeling felt immense to Derpy, as Pipsqueaks wiener slipped its way down the shaft and into Derpy's testicles, tickling them. For Pipsqueak however, the thing he was fucking just felt like another vag to him (Pipsqueak later wrote a country song titled 'just another vag to me' and he went on to become the 3rd place Olympic beach volleyball player at the special Olympics.) Pipsqueak could have been fucking Luna and it would've felt the same, so he turned over to her to see if she was available for Pipsqueak junior. She and Trixie were now fucking on the couch, after Trixie discovered she could extend the internal penis out to be like a regular one. Pipsqueak was sad for a little but the little cunt got over it. Then he realized he hadn't even fucked Trixie yet. So Pipsqueak ran over to Trixie and hopped up on her flank and just like with Luna, he held on for dear life as he pounded away at her silky cunt. Derpy was then feeling alone, so he jumped on Pipsqueak's back and pounded away at his asshole. The Derpdick-3000 stretched out Pipsqueak's anus so much that the little pirate cunt-nigger screamed out in pain.
"SCARY BUTT FUN." he yelled. He was a masochist, so he liked the pain.
"OH BOLLOCKS I THINK IM BOUT TO BLOW ME BALLS!"
Pipsqueak said cuntishly.
"Me too Rainbow Dash!" Derpy derped.
Derpy and Pipsqueak hopped off Trixie and Luna and started jerking themselves off, dicks aimed at the mares. Pipsqueak fired his load first; his cum spraying out of his love javelin in a fire hose-like stream. Bits and blobs of it hit all over the house, but most hit Luna's face. Trixie gladly licked all of it off her face as it hit. It had been over 4 minutes, and Pipsqueak was still jizzing his load onto everything. He grabbed Trixie by the ears and shoved his spurting member into her mouth, filling her stomach with pure cum. He did the same to Luna. Derpy was waiting anxiously to start blowing his load onto them, but Pip had already covered and filled the girls with his plethora of semen. So Derpy walked out unsatisfied, with a little tear building up in his eye. Derpy killed himself that night, and his body was used for medical science, as he possessed the vagina dick thingy. Scientists never figured out why Derpy had that, and it still remains a mystery today. Back to the remaining three now.
Luna and Trixie could just lay on the couch now, cover from head to toe in a blanket of semen.
"That... Was... Incredible." Luna stated.
"I THINK I DID PRE'Y GOOD IF I DO SAY SO MYSE-" Pip started.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU LITTLE CUNT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US LAY HERE IN YOUR CUM. DO ME A FAVOR AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Luna politely suggested.
"BUH THIS IS MY HOUSE" Pipsqueak argued.
"Fuck you nigger I’m the princess. Go fuck a rake and leave this town."
And so he did.
Luna turned around to Trixie. "Ready for round two with just us?" she said, winking.
"Ha! The great and powerful Trixie is ALWAYS ready for a good dicking!" Trixie scoffed, pulling out a strap-on step counter for Luna to use on her daily walks.
"Oh thanks I really needed that."
"Yeah you're welcome. Anytime."
"So... Round two?"
"Yes."
Luna walked over to a table and set down her strap-on step counter on the built-in step-up counter in the kitchen, and then made her way over to Trixie, who was now nakeder than ever. Suddenly, the doorknob turned.
"Oh shit!" Luna whispered. "My boyfriend is home"
"How does he know this is your house now?" Trixie wondered.
"I already finalized the papers and told him. Now hurry up and hide in here!"
Luna spread her vagina for Trixie to get into; it was still pretty loose from Pip's love sausage, so Trixie had plenty of room. She quickly scurried inside the cunt. Luna's boyfriend opened the door and saw the last of Trixie's leg slide up Luna's pussy.
"Eeyup." said Big Macintosh.
THE END.