Carl Sagan's wacky and wild sexual excursions throughout Equestria: a documentary on the princesses of Equestria

Carl: Hello my beautiful divine celestial being, are you ready?

Cel: you know I am you delicious scientist you.

Well here I am.

Carl steps out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe, looks to be celestia’s.

What are you wearing, and why?

Isn’t it obvious, I’m mimicking you, we humans do that as a form of flattery to impress mates, and I can already see that its working.

H-how can you tell? as celestia blushes.

I can smell the mare juice off of your girl, it smells like, VVVVICTORY.

Celestia looks off into the room and laughs a bit.

Hmm… hey Celestia, during your rule over these thousands of years, have you ever had anyone want to fuck you until you broke the headboard with your hoofstomps?

In celesita’s head, “Oh darn it, he’s teasing me, he knows my body is ready for the heavens to be pierced but he’s gonna take his time, you’d think being  over  several thousand years old and numerous sexual encounters I’d ve gained a form of sexual endurance to teasing, maybe he’s different, maybe its his scent, no, I can’t get in too deep of thought in this, got a country to rule, he’s just a one nighter, I hope he knows that I want to keep it this way.”

Celly, Ceeeellllyyyyyyy, CELESTIA!

Hmm hunh what!?

You didn’t answer the question.

Oh sorry, well I have had some close encounter s of the phallixal kind, but they mostly were bathov jerkoffs.

Bathov jerkoffs? We have a comedian back on Earth name Yakov Smirnoff, funny man, makes jokes about the soviet union, he is funny off stage but his life off stage is one of sadness and hardship, it’s a very sad tale, but I digress.

Life on Earth sounds very interesting, I’d like to learn about it sometime, but were here to cause another Japonese earthquake with our sex, not discuss the past.

Celestia proceeded to lean in for a kiss and landed one on his lips, she began to stroke his testicles.

They separate

Ohh, that feels nice, you better be ready for what I’m gonna do to you.

What are we gonna do on the bed Carl?

You know exactly what were gonna do.

But I poop from there.

Not right now ya don’t .

In celestia’s head ”Anal? Oh man I’ve never had anal, I hope it doesn’t hurt, of course it will, I’ve never been anally penetrated, vaginal yes, but not anal, I hope he forgets.”  Take off that robe honey, its obstructing my view of this raft boat you’ve packed in there.

Alrighty then, Carl proceeds to remove the robe, one the robe is removed something strange appears..

Oh my h-h-how long is that

12, whole, inches, I aint even hard yet

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Thanks, I named it too

What did you name it? As she proceeds to feel and play with his dick

the hubble telecock, the deep space pussy explorer.

um, ok, I have no idea what that is, but I like it

urggg, ohhhhh yeahh

she has began to suck his dick

Yeah,  ohhh that feels nice

Carl began to push deeper inside her throat

Gluggg gugg glug glug, ahhh whew, I haven’t had a 12 incher like that in a while, man I don’t know how that’s gonna fare against my pussy though, it can take some pretty deep dickuations

Oh wait girl, gotta close the door, he proceeds to walk to the door, jerking off at the same time

As Carl began to close the door, a certain navy blue alicorn stood awestruck near the door

Oh, hey Luna whats going on

N-n-nothing, I was just walking back to the tower

Cool

Can you explain why you are in Celestia’s room jerkin off?

Isn’t it obvious, I’m in the process of raling your sister

Oh, ok, well I guess I better leave you to another one of my sister’s sexual excursions,  nopony never wants to fuck the other sister ;_; bye Carl…

Hmm, It looks like she needs some sexual healing later, let’s try and have a 3 way with both of them together, yeah that’ll be hot

Carl honey, come back to bed

Carl closes the door and goes to the bed, he arrives at the bed to find it soaking wet

What happened here? Why is the bed wetter than your sister was back there?

Luna was at the door?

Yeah, whats the big deal with that

Nothing, at all, I bet she would’ve liked to watch

They both laugh and gaze into each others eyes

Let us create a sexual event so spectacular Carl it would take a magical mystery cure to break us apart

I hope your delicious sun baked ass of yours is ready to go supernova, because my elephant trunk is full of new stars, just waiting to blow out, but I got something to say Celestia.

What is it?

ARE YOUR MOUNTAINTOPS READY!

YES STAIN MY MOUNTAINTOPS WITH YOUR SEMEN, I WANT TO BE YOUR FLESH LICKING LADY!

Then let’s do this.