My Little Pony: Full Life Consequences

by Chocolatebunnyhunny

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Changelings, Spike, King Sombra, Queen Chrysalis, Random, Adventure, Sex, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1250

Spike does what needs to be done and live up to his family name.

Spike. After successfully starting up a business is face to fight the horrors and trails of the evil army of darkness.

Published 2013-05-19 12:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-22 18:53:52 UTC

Beyond

Spike jumped off of Twilight and scream in to Sombra face and said. "I killed you before how did you come back!?"

Whille shaking his fist and Twilight was charging up a magic blast incase shit hit the fan which happened alot at the end of the season Sombra chuckled and declared. "Muahaha I am a god now chirylass my new wife brough me back to life using her fancy pantys changeling magic and now no crystal heart can kill me because this isnt paper motherfucking mario."

he caclked Spike didnt know what paper mario was but he didnt care because he needed to kill Sombra because they were rivals so he did a secret hand signal to tell Twilight that this was his fight and that no smoking dark pony was going to kick his ass so he leap forward and breathed fire into his hand covering it with green aura before smashing Sombra in the face and his punch left burn marks because his fire was as hot as the fucking sun. Sombra howled in pain because he was hurt before getting up and fire his laser from his mouth at Spike although Spike didn't care because he was a badass dragon and did a matrix duck backflip move before he got sick of this fight becase he was too awesome so he charged up is fire breath and burn Sombra with the force of a thounsand suns which killed him down to a single cell.

Spike the dragon laughed at Sombras death because he was weak and Spike the dragon was a powerful pimp lord swag master of the west so he jump back on Twilight and left the rocky area and headed towards canterlot once more.

Darkness

Spike was reading a book for his business that he made yesterday called the Pimp Factory when get got a letter from the princess saying.

'Dear Spike changeylings are attackin please help.'

Spike knew this was bad because the changelings took over his old home town ponyvill two years ago in a epic battle causing the town to go boom. so Spike the dragon left his business home to hop on Twilight who now lived outside because she couldn't clean up her own damn messes and as Spike the dragon jump on to Twilight he said "Hi ho twilight away!" and he slap her ass which made her moan in pleasure because secretly she had a huge crush on Spike but never told him because she thought it was wrong because they were like a brother and sister and he was still probably mad at her for never cleaning up but then she left cuz she was thinking abut her undying affection of Spike the dragon for too long.

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Spike knew that if he didnt go to canterlot soon his mother, the Princess would be dead and that would be awful so he slapped twilight harder to make her go fast and she did as they were riding down the road Spike the dragon saw a changerling ahead and was scared because he didnt have any weapons of mass destruction (dun dun dun) so he slapped twilight ass again which made her moan and said "twi use your wings!" becuse twilight was an alicorn she open her wings and flew up in to the sky over the evil diabolical challangelings the changling was mad because its wings were ripped out in a car crash so Spike felt bad because he knew how hard life was without wings so he dropped the bomb that he had twilight conjor up on the changling and the changeling was happy because when it left this mortal coil it became a ghost and could fly anywhere it wanted so it flew up to our badass hero Spike the Dragon and gave him a kiss on the cheek because she was a girl changaling before flyng off towards the horizan and this my made Twilight jealous and angry because she loved Spike way more than that floozy slut but before she could get angryer Spike shouted "look there Twilight its the mexican food lover Sombra! He's back from the dead and they flew down to fight him."

Twilight

The skys were sunny and warm and inviting and gave the ponies who were fighting the changalings courage because the sun was awesome and Luna's the moon sucked. So Twilight asked a risky question to the one she loved because the sun gave her courage like all the other ponys and Superpony in comics who used the sun like a drug. "Spike the dragon who do you love?"

"Rartiy because she nice and beautiful and I love her more than anyone." Spike answered and this made Twilight so sad that she wanted to kill herself but didnt because she needed to be strong for her crush and not fall him during this great war. So soon they made it to Canterlot where the other elements and Celestia were fighting the final boss who was the changaling queen master of changlings mistress of bad and the killer of life chysilist. the other four elemts and celestia and the orange backround pony with a hat saw them and they all yelled and said. "Spike the dragon has come to save us all! Oh and twilight too." they chucked at that last part except for Twilight before getting serious again.

chysliys laughed and said. " mushahah you will never stop me for I am crystalissy queen and mistress of disguise and plus when my husband Sombra comes here we can take over the world together forever!" Everypony was shocked except for Twilight and Spike the dragon. Spike smiled at this development and said. "Good luck doing that since he's back to rotting in hell."

"What!" chysilisy gasp

"That's right I burned him so badly that not even his armor was left." Spike the dragon said which mad chiyslstist so mad that she transformed into a eldrich abomination that could destroy the universe. "YOU KILLED HUBAND AND NOW YOU MUST DIE!" She said before slapping spike with a tentcial but then the elements of harmony and the orange backround hat pony used the elements and killed her with a single shot of raw friendship power which is seconded only to the power of love but it didn't really kill her because they didn't use the P.O.L and just changed her back to normal then Spike the dragon punched her in the leg and she went dead.

"Yay Spike you did it!" They all yelled at the top of lung.

"I'm just that awesome." he said smirking.

"Spike the dragon I think I love you." Rarity said before kissing him which surprised him and this made twilight so mad that she yelled out.

"No! Spike the dragon I love you way more than that cheap ass slut whorse motherfucker piece of shit Rarity she's a greedy nazi loving bitch and you should love me!" she said whiched shocked everyone and Spike the dragon walked up to her and said "Twilight you don't know how much that means to me because I always loved you too, but I thought you would think that's weird because you hatched me." he said before kissing her and they got so into it that they started to go do the nasty right infront of there friends. But they didn't mind because they got to see Spike the Dragon in action.

The end.