My Lidl Ponee: Frenship are Majic

by ratmage99

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 389

Folo the avenchers of Twilite Sperkle as she lerns abot frenship

Twilite Sperkle is ponee with majic powr and she neds frens. Her frens are Aplejek, Rayritee, Flutrshyie, Pinky Peye, and Reynbow Desh. Also her asistent is Spyke and he dragen.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-09-24 19:57:41 UTC

The Worst Fanfic Evar

This is the start of a fanfic with each episode ending with something that would logically stop me from writing another chapter, but just as with all great cartoons, in the next episode, everything will be fine! Also, I feel that I may have made the character's personalities a bit too complex with this. If this hurts your eyes, MY BAD!

One day Selestia was eating bagel and she had thought.

"I late for sun!" She say. "Oh well, noone care if I miss one day, rite?"

"Sister, you rais sun now!" Her sister Luna made mouth words.

"I just leave it, noone notice, promlem solve!" Selestia ate more bagel.

"They notice." Luna say.

Meenwile, Twilite Sperke was worry. "Nitemare Moon she return!"

"Are you shoore?" Spyke ask her.

"Yes, why else nite now?" Twilite run to frends.

"What going on? I was apel cooking apel stuff when you call me!" Apeljeck say.

"I was partee and fun!" Pinky Pi had partee hat and was dance.

"I was fly and speed for train!" Raynbow Desh had mad.

"I prety, give me jewls." Rayritee say.

"I scare of everything." Flutrshie say.

"Nitemare Moon is back and we must defeat her with cool blow ups." Twilite say.

"Sereously, I scare of everything. You all scary." Flutrshie hide.

"Jewls." Rayritee say.

"I need more fly!" Raynbow Desh flyed.

"Partee." Pinky was more dance.

"Must apel everything." Apeljeck say.

"Fine, I go and talk Selestia." Twilite say. She majic to Cantarlot and princess was there with bagel. "Princess, nite everywhere, Nitemare Moon back!"

"Nope!" Selesta say. "Just Selesta!" (Author's note: That pun hurt me more than it hurt you.)

"But no sun meen she back!" Twilite scared.

"Nope, I don't rays today, you do becauz this me day off." Selestia say.

"Okay." Twlite say and majiked, but majik no work! "Soree, princess, I break majik."

"You dead to me now." Selestia kikk her out and they live happy ever after. Also Raynbow Desh die becauz she fall. Poor Raynbow Desh.

TO BE CONTINU!

In all seriousness, this has been sitting in my box for weeks not being posted, so I came up with an idea. Hey! Let's post it! I'm so busy with Mating Season in Equestria, maybe this will ease my mind by completely ruining it.