Story Time

by TheAutopsyCrew

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

The children all gather around for their daily story in Ms. Cheerilee's classroom, little do they know, they will soon be taught a life lesson about the great MC that lives at the edge of town. But three troublemakers will soon take the lesson for granted.

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Disclaimer: (THIS JOKE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!) Seriously though, no more disclaimers, they're stoopid!

The Pope Celestia gracefully walked through Candy Cane Lane Canterlot as Nicolas Cage Big Mac and Saint Nicholas Prince Blueblood had rough anal sex in the workshop castle. The shit snowed from the sky and all was happy. Nicolas Cage Big Mac, also known as MC Hammer, slowly ripped apart Santa Claus’ Prince Blueblood's rectum with the force of 1000 nuclear explosions. This was pleasant for the white-bearded rapist pretentious pony, as he enjoyed an extreme ass-ramming almost daily.

The elves citizens gracefully rubbed away at their puny tips horsecocks, polishing the skin of their condensation-covered rump-rippers from the sweat. Nicolas Cage Big Mac began to cum, as Mrs. Clause Luna began to summon Moses Discord, for, if he was not there, Snoop Lion Zecora would have bucked that ho. Also, the amount of semen coming from Nick Cages Big Mac's fat dick was stupidly large, and needed to be evacuated from the building or the entire group would surely have drowned, but since the elves citizens were all pussies anyways, they died instantly; because useless story fillers never live.

Moses Discord then exploded with the might of a Nickdickaton (10,000,000,000 newtons). Out of the ashes appeared Derpy, wait, hold up, why the fuck? I don’t... Whatever, let’s just finish this story so I can go wank to some hot butterfly poon clop. Derpy spontaneously grew a five (dollar) footlong and began slapping Snoop Lion Zecora with it.

Snoop Lion Zecora quickly replied with some nigger language that no one could understand, then bucked the retarded horse with a dick aside. Santa Prince Blueblood slowly began to pull out his katana, because he knew of what the monster planned. He thrusted the sword skyward, then just before he could remove the head of the autism-struck horse, Nicolas Cage Big Mac grew an instant pedo-stache like the one he Nicolas Cage had in the movie Kick Ass, that moustache was so cool, did you see it? Anyways, he then rubbed the sparkling stache against the stomach of the saint prince and he then deflated within three seconds.

MC Hammer then said goodbye and kissed the sword. He then jumped on top of Derpy and began fucking the horse, because he was a huge pervert and was into bestiality retard-sex. Derpy’s anus was swollen from the massive cock fucking her rectally and she yelped in pain as the large meaty dick charged her into the wall.

Derpy then cried out in pain as the great MC came inside her, filling her with tiny people ponies. Once the small humans ponies realized their immediate environment, they began to reproduce rapidly, Derpy cried because she knew what was happening. She knew why that fat bearded man homosexual, rich horse had attempted to kill her.

“Kill meh, nouh, pwease!” She screamed into the humid, sweat-filled air.

Snoop Lion Zecora looked at her, confused, then walked out, “Cuz true niggahs shamans ain’t got time for useless fucking shit”.

Derpy now had a small community within her, some of the small people ponies had gotten covered in her disgusting shit in striped patterns so they began talking like retards and wearing gold chains. The community had built their town based on the small visions they could see, every time Derpy shot a gust of rank air out her rectum.

The small town had houses, and a workshop, that belonged to the oldest and fattest richest and gayest of them all. He had always wanted a white beard and an army of skinny midgets an extreme ass-ramming almost daily. It was a great dictatorship.

Then, as if a miracle, within the asshole of Derpy Hooves, it began to snow, but the snow was the color of topsoil, not of fresh semen. The tiny people ponies danced in joy as the Pope Celestia walked through the town blessing everyone and wearing two children like a pair of sock puppets.

..., “The cycle repeated for centuries, the bearded old homosexual prestigious Blueblood deflating, the horse being impregnated with a new society, and nothing ever changing, and this is how it would be for centuries to come,” Cheerilee told the children gathered around her for story-time. “That, is why you must never allow MC Hammer to cum inside of you. Do you all understand?” The fillies all bobbed their heads as if routine.

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom walked out of the school after the day was over, mingling happily about how pleasureful a community inside of your ass would feel. They all walked simultaneously to the MC’s Applebloom's house, anxious with pleasure.

"I seriously don't think this should even be posted at all, but what the hell"

-Abstract

Edit: I added moar ponies so can it pass moderation, PWEEEEEZ?