How To Write An MLP Fanfictionby CharibasaHoovesChaptersAnd She Thought Literature is Boring...Derpy's Delivery StoryChaotic LoveLunatic MomentsWorkpony and the TreeAnything's Possible With ImaginationChaotic Love (Alternative Story)And She Thought Literature is Boring...NOTE: I repeat, this is NOT a manual... You people should learn how to read these notes... How To Write an MLP Fanfiction Written by: Charibasa Hooves Fanfictions - the most entertaining writings of literature. When these pieces of literature were discovered to the public, they all made their own fanfics as well. These stories spread throughout the community like wildfire. These fanfics come in all shapes, sizes and genres including Adventure, Comedy, Grim Dark, Romance, Gore, Mature Content and other more genres that you can think of. What we know about these fanfictions is that these so-called, according to a pony named Lyra, humans write these. Mares and colts do these as well. But how would an actual character of those fanfics write their original stories? The multi-colored pegasus, Rainbow Dash was swooping throughout the non-moving clouds of Ponyville trying her new tricks that were full of twist and turns in the art of flying. She had a couple of failed attempts but she really wanted to successfully complete the new tricks without injury at all. She started flying around the clouds, spin 720 degrees and start to fall by not using her wings. When she was almost at the ground, she used her wings but she lost control and flew so fast at the stone roads. She eventually hit the door of Twilight's Library. Twilight went downstairs when she heard a loud thump on her door. She was about to think of a summary of all of her summaries during her time in Ponyville. She opened the door and saw Rainbow Dash unconscious. She had a big bump on her head. She used her magic to move her into her bed. Placed an ice bag on her forehead, covered her on the blanklets and left her for a couple of hours to take rest. A few hours later, she eventually woke up. Confused why she was at Twilight's bedroom. Her eyes rolled around with dizziness and saw Twilight in front of her clearly. "Hello Rainbow." Twilight started speaking. "Oh, Hi Twilight. What happened to me?' Rainbow asked "You hit your head in my door by accident. Don't tell me you attempted to do another flying trick cause I could sense it. I decided to let you stay here." "Thanks Twilight. Thank you so much" "No problem. Anyways, since your here, do you want to read a book? I got some of these so called 'fan-fictions' that you might get interested. These are good by the way." Twilight said as she gives the books to Rainbow. "Bleh." She said with disgust and then threw the books on the floor, "Books?! I'd rather fly in the sunny, blue skies than read papers with scribbles on them. It wastes time for me." "Oh. Don't worry. This will please you. I promise." Said Twilight. When Twilight is giving her the book, she thought for a moment. "Was she trying to make me educated or something? Was she trying to trick me? I have no idea. She's my best friend and friends don't trick each other. They only trick each other for fun. Oh well. I might was well accept it." She answered yes and Twilight gave her one of her books. The book that she read was called "The Best of Fanfictions: Volume 1". It was a compilation of fanfictions that were made by some normal colts and mares. Their fanfictions became popular and eventually compiled into a book. "I'll be back in 4 days, Rainbow Dash. I have to go to Canterlot to meet Celestia and giver her this summary since Spike had stomach aches for eating too much gems. Right now, you should stay. You got a big bump on your head and your wings are damaged. You should be fine here. Can you please stay here for a while and recuperate yourself?" "Yeah. Yeah. I can do that." She answered. "Thanks!" She left the library and faded in the distance. Rainbow is just lying down on the bed with Owlowiscious on her shoulder. She opened the book slowly. She saw a cursive scribble that she can't understand clearly. The rest were printed on a quilt pen. "This makes no sense at all!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. At first she had no idea why people make these fanfics, when she read some in the book, she got so interested by it. As she flipped the pages of the book, she became more and more interested until she eventually changed from emotion to another emotion. Her emotions were mixed when she read fanfics consecutively. She became angry, sad, disgusted, happy, scared and full of laughter. There were so many emotions that could be mixed up at the same time. "This. Is. AWESOME! I can't wait to read more of these!" She exclaimed and continued reading the book. Three hours later, the moon rose and the stars glowed in the night. Rainbow was done reading half of the book and she was so pleased at it. She wanted that book so much that she would put it on the shelf of her house. Her shelves were just books on how to make awesome flying tricks. Now she had a very different one to place it into. A book that she can actually enjoy when she gets bored of flying. She went to Twilight's bed, covered herself on the blanklets and started to close her eyes. But when she was about to sleep, she whispered to herself, "That was an awesome book!" She admitted and then asked herself, "But what if I made a fanfiction? Maybe I could be more 20% cooler!" She said with excitement. "People will be seeing my fanfic they'll be saying 'This is an awesome fanfic!'" She then closed her eyes again and fell to sleep to the starry night. In her dreams, she was starting to make the fanfic in her mind. At some time, she smiled and completely slept in the darkness waiting for the bright morning. Derpy's Delivery StoryRainbow woke up in the bright sunny morning. She yawned for a while and saw the view of Ponyville on her right side. She rushed downstairs and immediately got a blank scroll and a quill pen. She started to think of a fanfic. Her mind is generating ideas for a fanfic. She had too much to put on just one scroll, so she rushed to the drawers and found dozens of blank scrolls. "Okay. It's time to make an awesome fanfic!" She exclaimed. She named the fanfic, "The Adventures of the Awesome Rainbow Dash". The story started when a mysterious dark enemy who conquered Equestria -- And no, it's not Discord. The Elements of Harmony where not in that old, broken down castle in the Everfree Forest, but on all the places of Equestria including Manehattan, Fillydelphia, Appleloosa, Ponyville, and of course, Canterlot. Her friends joined her to get all of the elements. So they split up. But that was what she could think of at the moment. "Hmm.....Yes....YES! That's what I'm talking about" She said as she writes more words on the scroll. An hour later, she mysteriously ran out of ideas to continue the story. She just stayed it there. She clearly can't think of any. Her mind was full of ideas that she can't decide which would be the next idea. She then got so confused, she shook her head. Rainbow accidentally hit a wall with her bump and fell to the floor with the scroll of her story on her face. It was 1:27 in the afternoon and she woke up from her faint. Rainbow heard a knock on the door she tried to open it, but her head worsened. She finally opened the door. It was Derpy Hooves with a wagon of carriages on her back. "I brought you a letter." Said Derpy. She gave Rainbow a box from her friend, Pinkie Pie. It was a box with a cake inside. "Ughhh... Thanks." She replied. "Umm.... Is Ms. Twilight there?" "No, she went to Canterlot." "Oh. Well, I better give this letter to her." "Wait!" She interrupted her when she was about to left. "Do you make fanfictions?" "No? Why?" "Do you have any stories to tell from your deliveries?" "Oh sure, I'd like to tell stories. But I mostly tell them while eating muffins. It's a good thing I got some." She opened her bag, got a muffin and ate it. "Well come in and tell me your wonderful story." She said. Derpy came in to the library. She was mesmerized at the many books inside the library. "Now, now, Derpy. Don't screw up your story and this place while your telling me your tale. OK?" "Yes, Mam." She then started her story. "It all started a few months ago..." A few months ago... I was in the fluffy, white streets of Cloudsdale. The pegasi were flying all over the place. I look to my left and see the Colosseum where they once hosted the Best Young Flyers Competition. On my right, I saw a dreaded factory, so dreaded and horrid that storm clouds covered half of the place. The owner of the place looked like you... Is she your twin? If she is, she's evil.... "Continue the darn story! I wanna hear your tale." Rainbow stared at her constantly smiling. Then she thought, "I should close that darn factory by now. But how will the rainbows be made?" She didn't mind it and continued focusing on Derpy's story. OK. OK. When I was waking, I saw my boss. He was always cruel to people who don't deliver packages well. He called me a disgrace since I dropped the heavy objects on your friend, Twilight, back then. I was just getting the items out of the truck, but It always slip off my hooves and eventually fell. The boss told me if I was up to the task to do my first delivery to some pony named, Princess Celestia... "Oh my gosh... She is not just a pony, she's the co-supreme ruler of Equestria." Rainbow reacted. He said, "Derpy, are ya sure ya gonna give that heavy ol' box to the Princess? That box won't make ya fly ya know..." "Oh yes. I can do that in a.....few days......I guess? "Few days, eh? Well, I'll give you 5 days. When that five days are over, ya fired! Ya understand that?!" "Yessir!" I replied. The boss gave me the package, it was quite heavy and I was the only one holding it. I can hold it with my bare hooves but it was heavy like a rock. I can't even fly when I hold it. So I decided to walk to Canterlot. It was a very, very long walk, as if I had to get down from Cloudsdale, walk to Ponyville and get to Canterlot. It took me 4 days. The deadline was almost near for me and I could get fired because of it. "So what happened?" I got chased by the royal guards for entering the princess' private garden. They took me to the princess herself. But instead of her giving me a punishment, the guards apologized to me because I was the mail mare. She saw me holding a package that says: "To Princess Celestia and Princess Luna". I just didn't know how to get into a castle properly. I apologized to Princess Celestia as well. She was a nice princess I tell ya. I didn't know how to act fancy for my eyes were screwed up. "Here is your package, Uhhhh.... Princess Celestia." I said. "Oh thank you" She said and then asked, "Um.....What is your name again, dear?" She asked. "Derpy Hooves." "Well Derpy, be careful on where you're going inside the castle okay? We have an entrance to the castle over there." She pointed her hoof on the entrance. "I didn't notice that, mam." "Maybe it's because of your eyesight, dear." She laughed a little. "Well Derpy, you better deliver the rest of those packages. We'll meet again sometime." She left me with a happy smile. As I saw her open the package, it was a microwave. She put it in a kitchen in their castle. No wonder it was heavy. I heard her say, "Oh Luuuuna! Sisterrrrrr! Guess what I have." I didn't mind. I just flew away from the castle and went back to Cloudsdale with my daily routines of delivering letters and stuff to ponies. Derpy concluded, "And that's the end of my story." "Wow. That's kind of a neat story you got there." She admitted. "Is that a true story?" "Yep. Anyways, I was also gonna give this apology letter to your friend, Twilight, because of me dropping stuff on her." Then realized, "Just a question. Are you the owner of that factory?" "It's a long story... But I changed my attitude after reading that fanfic I read..." "What is a 'fanfic'?" "It's a long story..." She repeated. Derpy left left the library. When she left, she used Derpy's story to connect it to her fanfiction, but she still had too many ideas in her mind. She's gonna have to clear it out at night. She continued reading the book she have read. [Chapter 3 Coming Soon] Chaotic LoveThe second night rose in the dark and pleasant night. Rainbow lit a candle and continued to write her fanfic. Outside, there were two birds cuddling each other on a nest in a tree trying to be warm and cozy as they sleep in the cold night. In her story, Rainbow dash tries to get her element -- The Element of Loyalty. It was somewhere in the busy streets of Manehattan and she got drunk for some reason. Someone gave her Zap Apple Cider. Which made her stay there for a while. She had a party in one of the night clubs where Vinyl Scratch was there jamming out the music. She tried to escape from the night club and continued her mission to find her element. Again, she lost her mind. Her mind tries to make ideas come to life one by one. She tries to hallucinate and talk to herself in situations, but this is a different situation she is having. "Mwahahahahaha.....You're never gonna make that fanfiction....." A mysterious voice was heard inside the library. "Huh!? Who's there? Get away from this library now! I have a broom!" She started getting a broom. "Don't you mind that nonsense. 'Cause it's never gonna be famous." It said with a eerie voice. "Why?" "You wanna know why??" "Yes! Tell me why" She said with anger. "Are you sure?" "YES! JUST TELL ME!" "Are you very, very--" "JUST ANSWER, CELESTIA DAMMIT! I'M TRYING TO DO A FANFICTION HERE." She shouted. "Sheesh. No wonder you freak me out. Anyway," He began it's eerie voice again. "Because....." He appeared behind Rainbow and continued, "You didn't put me there!" He complained. "Discord?" "Yes, It's me you Wonderbolt fanmare. I've always wanted to be in a single fanfiction in my spirit life. But in this book," He holds out the book that Rainbow was reading, "they didn't put a single, I repeat, single part where I was in it." "And why would you be in a fanfiction Mr. Spirit-of-Disharmony-and-Chaos-who-ruled-Equestria-in-eternal-chaos?" "I'll tell you why. You see, I, as you just said, am the Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos. Nopony has ever made a fanfiction here about me ruling Equestria!" "Well you ruin ponies' lives with your chaotic acts. What else?" "Well, Equestria is like the times in Circa 1990. Where people made fanfictions that had happy endings only. Until this one pony changed the method of fanfiction literature and made people create dark fanfics. But they still didn't added me." "Do you want me to add you in my story?" "Well, I'm just your imagination. Your controlling it. Your hallucinating me. But your mind right now is completely out of control because of those ideas for making such a not-so-incredible fanfic. But here is a story that is not from your imagination. This is my story..." When I was a little draconequus, my parents... "You have parents?" "Shut your pie hole and listen..." Rainbow made an action as she was zipping her mouth shut. When I was a little draconequus, my parents were utterly and horribly chaotic. They were not in Equestria, but in an unknown land that nopony ever knew until today. My parents were horrible at being chaotic. They tried everything to rule a single town and failed. But when they were no longer here in my life anymore and I did my best to take over this land. Instead, I got imprisoned in stone - twice! "That was good times." She admitted. "You call that good times. That was terrible and obsolete for me." Discord went mad. "Come on. You wanna continue. Don't you?" He sighed and continued, When my parents no longer existed, they gave me this statement, "Son, if you had the chance to rule a huge land in eternal chaos, then do it." So I accepted it, used to conquer this place and live off the fat of the land here. No offense. Anyway, I went all around the world looking for a land to conquer. But I realized that I had powers to bring chaos. And this wreck was the right place. No offense again. "Have you seen what you mares look like in my times?" Discord asked. "No. Just continue." When I went to Canterlot, the unicorns were all antagonistic on me. Thinking that I'm bad which I ironically am. But then, I saw her. I saw her beautiful eyes. She was the one that I loved. "Princess Celestia?" "No! Princess Luna! AKA Nightmare Moon!" He giggled with happiness. I wanted her so much. She was so evil just like me. And if we joined forces, we could conquer this Equestria two fold. When I saw her during her eternal night, I only saw her in my stone prison. I can see what she does and she was good at it. But you ponies ruined it. You turned her into a normal princess again and my soul will always be connected to her evil form. Especially on Nightmare Night. "Why are you in love with Princess Luna?" Rainbow insulted. "Why don't you know anything about love!?" He cried without tears. "That would just be awkward!" She shouted. He sighed, But since you ponies ruined my love, I seek out my revenge because of it. But you will only hallucinate me. Saying that I'm an idiot and always insulting me but I got that love with that evil princess. Everything was silent, until Owlowiscious broke the silence with a 'hoo' sound. Rainbow was staring at Discord for a moment. Everything is starting to get awkward. "That's it? That's your story?" "Yes, that's my damn story...." Discord concluded. "Oh thank Celestia you weren't conquering this land with Nightmare Moon." "Well, one day." He said. "ONE DAY! I will make her fall in love with me. Mwahahahahahahaha! By the way, you still don't care about love. No offense." "Well, good luck with her generation gap." She accused. "What?" As soon as she tries to get Discord off of her mind, Nightmare Moon came into her mind. "Oh hello, gorgeous." He said to Nightmare Moon. "Why the hell is he in your mind?" She asked. "Oh I don't know..." Rainbow replied. "You better not--" As Discord attempts to tell her not to get off on her mind, Rainbow immediately removed Discord off of her mind. She continued writing her story hallucinating Nightmare Moon. Now she's gonna add some some love in it. She's gonna feel awkward at writing this, especially with Nightmare Moon in her mind. "Can I proofread thy scroll?" Nightmare Moon asked. Rainbow sighed and continued writing on the scroll. Lunatic MomentsIt was midnight, and the darkness was completely black. Only the lit candle was the light. Rainbow was putting her pencil on her mouth thinking for a scenario in her fanfic. When Nightmare Moon was beside Rainbow Dash in her mind trying to think of an idea to continue her fanfic, she noticed that there was a little bad grammar. In her mind, Nightmare moon asked, "Ummm.. Rainbow. Could I help you proofread thy scroll?" "For a dark princess like you?" She scolded. "I don't think so." "Oh. You'll regret that. I'm really good at thy English you know..." "Nightmare Moon, your personality had a 1000-Year Generation Gap. You still back in Equestrian History for Celestia's sake. This is the modern times now. Your gonna need to fit in to society." As soon as Nightmare Moon was about to say something. Princess Luna came entered the library. Princess Luna was done fixing up the stars in the sky. She was bored so she went to Twilight's library. Instead, she saw Rainbow Dash. Rainbow suddenly bowed to her when she came in and said, "Princess Luna I can explain-" She stopped as Luna raised one of her hoof. She then looked at the scroll with her fanfic, then to Rainbow. "What are you doing?" "Ummmm...It's none of your business..." She suddenly kept the scroll in a drawer. "Hmmm.... really?" She then used her unicorn magic to get the scroll out of the drawer and quickly read the fanfic. "Oh, so you're making a story?" Rainbow had no answer but she just said, "Yes..." "I see you are imagining my evil self right now. Is it that because your mind got out of control?" "Yes... But it's none of your business, Princess." "Well, I could fix that..." Again, she used her magic to bring out the hallucinating image of Princess Luna's evil self, Nightmare Moon. "Huh? What is this!? 'Tis a lie?" Nightmare asked. She then looked at Luna for a moment. "Hello, evil me." Luna greeted "Why hello, good me." Nightmare greeted back. "It's been a thousand years since we've last met. You have changed quite a lot now." "Oh really?" "Hey, do you girls know a thing called mirrors?" Rainbow chuckled. "No?" Nightmare answered as a question. Rainbow stopped chuckling when she heard her answer. "Hey Evil me!" Luna said as she gets attention from Nightmare. "Yes Good me?" "Do you remember the moments we had in the moon?" "Moments? Oh.......Those moments." She sighed. "I remembered it like it was a thousand years ago..." Rainbow Dash dropped the quill and said surprisingly,"Wait! You girls keep track of your time in the moon?!" "Yes." They both said, "Anyway, here is our story..." Year 1, I, or so well say 'we', were so angry at Celestia back then when we were banished at the moon. Back then, we thought that our eternal night won't be handled by Celestia herself. We were proven wrong. We didn't do much in the moon. It was horrible, Everything was cold, dull, no life at all. It was like a strange bear who went to the moon for no reason and doesn't know how to get back. We were like that but with a reason. We turned bad because of our jealousy. Year 179, Everything was changing. We never become hungry cause we have magic to do it. We had different kinds of entertainment. We would rather sit on a couch and look at the same old starry night than watch Celestia ruling the world. We also look at Equestria growing enormously in the years going by. Year 263, We used our magic to send ourselves home before the New Year started, but we failed. Instead, we set up fireworks and wore party horns until the countdown starts. "3. 2. 1. Happy New Year!!!!" They all shouted in the land. We set up the glorious fireworks in the moon. They were all going "Ooh Aahh!" at our work. Until we accidentally hit some buildings in Manehattan and Fillydelphia. Year 341, We laughed at the people who suffered and lost their jobs because of their Stock Market that went 'Hands Down!' to the ground. And we meant that the Equestrian Stock Market crashed. But the sad part in that time was that the original Sugar Cube Corner was shut down. We cried so badly because of this. Year 612... "Go on. I'm listening..." Rainbow Dash sits down and listens. "Oh you don't want to know..." Nightmare said. "Why?" "That was thy the worst year of our 1000-Year Banishment..." She complained. Year 911, We literally forgot how to make 'star art'. So we made some art in the sky. Apparently our art level is rather elementary so we'd put the sun in the corner and make birds look like 3s that were turned 90 degrees counter-clockwise. We also made some messages from Princess Celestia that we will come back for revenge. We also told the other ponies in Equestria this message: "nooS gnimoC !!!!RRREVE TSAL LLIW THGIN EHT". They'd be so confused at it, even astrologers won't even get the message! Year 999, Our revenge against Princess Celestia was getting near. As the longest day arrives, This translucent bridge was connected from the moon to Equestria. When we stepped on it, we were dragged by a dark tornado and landed in the town hall in this very town. Which started our short 'night-will-last-forever' reign. "But since you girls turned me into her," She said as she pointed her hoof to Princess Luna and continued. "You actually deserved it." "Really?" "No." She made an evil laugh. But Princess Luna became furious and started to speak with the Royal Canterlot Voice. "YOU MUST NOT INSULT ONE OF THE ELEMENTS OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!" "Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm in Rainbow's mind which is thy currently out of control!" She exclaimed. "I'm separate from you now." She said. Rainbow immediately separated her mind from Nightmare Moon. "GET BACK HERE, EVIL ME!" Princess Luna shouted as she chased the hallucinating Nightmare Moon. "No! Stop! You can't do this! Nooooo!" They chased each other and went out of the library. "Well that's the two of them gone..." Rainbow said bluntly and sighed deeply. She then said, "Moon logs? Really? I won't even do those. But I might do it in a later time." Workpony and the TreeIt was the third day. It was a bright afternoon and Rainbow's left wing was fully recovered. She still can't fly though. When she first attempted to fly, she was literally flying in circles. So she continued on writing the fanfic. When she was about to continue the fanfic, her quill is gone.She searched everywhere for it, but she didn't find it. She also ran out of scrolls. The blue pegasus began to go arouund the library to Twilight's bedroom in search of another quill and more scrolls. While she was finding a new quill, her friend Applejack came into the library. "Howdy, Rainbow. have ya seen-" "Can't talk, too busy finding a quill and some scrolls." Rainbow said quickly as she searched on every drawer. "Why, sugarcube?" Applejack asked. "'Cause I'm making a fanfiction. That's why." Applejack looked at her rushing to every drawer in the library, until she saw a bunch of blank scrolls and a black feather. "Uh, Rainbow Dash. Is this what you're looking for?" Rainbow looked at the workpony's hooves holding the stuff she was finding and said, "Oh thank you Applejack! You're a lifesaver." "No problem." She replied. "Hey, you're making one of those fancy little stories, are ya?" "Yup! I've been reading that book Twilight gave to me since a few days ago." She immediately gets the book and showed it to her, "I mean. Look at this. Funny stories, sad stories, it's mixing up all of my emotions. I'm determined, motivated and inspired to make a fanfiction that will be so popular!" "Uhh Rainbow, I'm not sure if that story ya pointing on is a funny story." Rainbow looked at the story that she was pointing to Applejack and saw a picture of her filly self in a cardboard box. "Oh. Sorry about that." She then threw the book and landed on the table. "Anyways, how was your tree?" "Ya mean Bloomberg? Oh shucks, she was a beauty! She's still in Appleloosa and is taken care of Braeborn and the other ponies in them place." She started to cry happily, "Oh I remembered when I and that big 'ol tree met..." I was just a litle filly back then. The Sweet Apple Acres before was only a quarter of the Sweet Apple Ares today. I was walking all the way to Ponyville with Granny Smith and Big Mac to buy some food. I mean, we don't always eat apples or that'll cause food poisoning. "Food poisoning?" "I dunno! Somepony said that to me..." Just as we were done buying them food at the market, we got a letter from the Orange Family from Manehattan, Dear Applejack, We all know you came back to your home. Instead, we would be delighted if you bring your entire family with you and stay with us for two nights in Manehattan. We at the Orange Family missed you. And we haven't seen the Apple Family yet so this is gonna be exciting. We hope you can be there soon. Sincerely, Aunt and Uncle Orange I was surprised at this. I haven't seen the Orange Family for three years since I found the way back home because of your little rainbow thing. It took us 3 days to get there by Bic Mac pulling a big wagon. We brought supplies of food and water when we were going to Manehattan. Finally that night, we were already there. Big Mac was scared. He haven't seen such huge buildings, concrete floors and hostile citizens in the city. The apartment where the Orange Family was living was 10 blocks away. We stopped by an apple shop. Granny Smith and Big Mac were buying food for us. Until I found a potted plant on the top shelf. That was Bloomberg. I tried getting it from the top shelf but I can't reach it since I was a little filly. I jumped from a chair, to the counter, and then the top shelf just to get Bloomberg off the shelf. I finally got it but the shelf collapsed. "Excuse me mam. May I buy this potted plant?" I said sincerely. "That would be 2 bits." We were so lucky that they were at that price back then. We bought the potted plant and I said, "I'm gonna name ya 'Bloomberg'." I had such a fun time in Manehattan, especially when Bloomberg came to me. We were always together..I would water him and leave him to grow and.... and.... "What is that word again?" "Photosynthesize?" Rainbow answered. "Yeah! That one." A few days later, the Apple Family and I were packing up all of our stuff to go back to Ponyville. I was finding Bloomberg when one of Aunt Orange's sons were in my room. He was looking around the room, until he accidentally bumped Bloomberg off the edge of the balcony since my room had a small balcony. I was furious. I almost cried! I decided to find him. I'm determined to find him. Apparently Bloomberg landed on a wagon full of hay. That was so close but the wagon moved as I came out of the apartment so I chased the wagon. I was eventualy lost at the bus streets. Everypony was moving all over the place. They were so tall that I can't see the wagon anywhere. Running on the streets was inefficient to me. Instead, I climbed up a building using the stairs at their side and jumped from rooftop to rooftop. From there, I can see the wagon where Bloomberg landed. Everypony was looking at me. I was rushing and running. I jumped off a building and landed straight to the wagon. Everypony gave a big round off applause for making such a 'heroic' act. "Wait. That was heroic?!" "it sure is! Them people in Manehattan are hostile yet nice." Granny Smith and Big Mac came to me and embraced me. I was safe all that time. And I was so happy that Bloomberg is fine. When we came back to Sweet Apple Acres, I planted the tree right next to our house. A few years later, it grew to a big tree! I realized that time that it was time to bring it to another place, and Appleloosa was the place I was looking for. It was replanted on a hill and I am proud to have this tree. His beauty can be seen in all of Appleloosa. If maybe, just maybe, I can just see that big, strong tree right now from the distance... Rainbow thought for a moment, she had an idea and said, "I think you can." She then went outside. Applejack followed her. The pegasus carried Applejack to the skies even though her right wing is partially recovered. As they went higher and higher, Applejack saw a large desert with a small town in it - Appleloosa. She then finds her tree and it was on a small hill in that town. The blazing sunset made it more than just a moment. "It looks.... beautiful...." Applejack said. She started to cry. Cries of happiness and joy ran down from her. "Y-Yeah.... I-I-I know." Rainbow replied as she tries to get rid of the pain she is having from her right wing. When they safely landed. Rainbow's right wing worsened. She then tries to get back from the library. Applejack was so happy. Her tears were still running. "Thanks, Rainbow. Ya sure made my day!" "Hey! That's what friends are for. Right?" She then left the library with a hoof as a sign of goodbye. Rainbow also waved her hoof as well. At night, she went back to her bed and sleep. She can still feel the pain from her right wing though. Outside the window, there was Luna and Nightmare Moon still chasing at each other. Anything's Possible With ImaginationIt was the last day of Rainbow Dash's recuperation of her damaged wings. She was making the finishing touches of her fanfic. It was a stormy day outside. Rainbow Dash can't get out or her wings will get wet and she won't be able to fly. The candle that was constantly lit shrank half it's original size. Finally, she snapped. She ran out of ideas. After all of that confusion and filtering of her ideas, she finally ran out. "Argh! I can't take it anymore." Exclaimed Rainbow Dash. She spits out the quill on the ground and shouted, "I can't do this! I am that close to finishing it but I have failed! I've done all what I can do but still fell from my predicted success." She began to cry. Sobs are all around her. Owlowiscious was just looking at her sadness. The storm grew louder and louder. She sniffed and continued, "Even my friends' and enemies' stories can't help. Just a bit, but it didn't help a lot!!" Suddenly, the window opened and a powerful gust of wind blew inside. The scroll with her fanfic blew away from her and went out of the window. She quickly got an umbrella, opened the door and went outside. The thunder was crashing loudly. Half of Ponyville was severely flooded and the scrolls began to blow away. Rainbow Dash ran as fast as she can. But the scrolls were stuck on a tree. She began to unfold her wings and fly, but the rain made it wet and made her unable to fly. She instead climbed on the tree and attempted to get the scrolls, but she was too late as it blew away and landed in a small puddle. She quickly got the scrolls in the puddle but it was already wet. The writings she did throughout the past three days were all turned into smudges. Some of the scrolls were torn apart. She began to cry. As she was done crying, the storm stopped. She was on the floor with her soaked fanfic. A mysterious dark blue mare came to her. "Ummm... Hello?" The mare asked. "Go away! I need some privacy!" Rainbow ran back to the library and closed the door shut. The mare slowly went to the library and opened the door. It was dark. The lit candle was already gone. "I said go a-" She stopped and looked at her, "Mare Do Well?" "Yes. Rainbow. Remember me?" "I...I....I can explain." Rainbow let Mare Do Well enter the library. She closed the window that was opened during the storm. "Don't you tell another story on me, please." "Oh don't worry Rainbow. I won't. And why?" "Because I'm making a fanfic." She answered. "A....fanfic?" "Here. Let me show you." She got the book from the table and handed it over to Mare Do Well. She quickly read it and came to a stop. She slammed the book shut and said, "Why do you want to do this?" "Because.....Because...." Rainbow Dash said quietly as she thinks for an answer. "I.... want... to... be... popular..." Mare Do Well sighed and told her, "Rainbow, I thought you learned your lesson before." "But I did! This is just a piece literature that we are talking about." "Well, I thought it was another heroic act. Oh well." Mare Do Well said as she leaves the library. "Wait!" Rainbow shouted. "Yes?" "Will you give me a tip from how to write these fanfics?" "Well, I may not be a writer, but I can give you this; Make it original and unpredictable. Say that people would want to read it. It can range from what you can come up from your mind, or a true story - but make sure it's interesting." "Thanks. You helped me a lot." "Oh. I forgot to tell you one more thing. A young teenage colt once told me: 'Unleash your imagination! Anything is possible if you can believe in it.'" "Thank you." She finally stopped crying. She looked down at the wet scrolls but when she looked up, Mare Do Well was gone. "Mare Do Well?" She looked all around the outside of the library, but she was no longer there. She closed the door and turned on the lights. She decided to clean up the place. Se picked up a broom and started sweeping the little leaves and branches that blew in to the library during the storm. Then, she placed the soggy scrolls to the trash bin. When she was done, she saw Twilight outside looking at her. "Oh hi Rainbow Dash." "Hey Twilight." She greeted her softly. "I see your wings are fully recuperated. You can fly whenever you want now." Twilight said. "Nah! I think I had enough time flying." She replied as she cleaned up the tables. "Oh. I see." "But Twilight I have to ask you something." "Yes, Rainbow?" "Do you have something to write?" "Yes! I got a blank book, some quills and some ink over there." She pointed her hoof to the drawer. Rainbow quickly opened it and she found a dusty brown book with no notes, marks or words on the pages. "I better go now. Bye Twilight." She flew out of the library as fast as she can. "Goodbye Rainbow!" She shouted. Rainbow went back to her house, a bit sad of what's next is she gonna write. She then remembered what Mare Do Well told her, "Make it original and unpredictable. Say that people would want to read it. It can range from what you can come up from your mind, or a true story - but make sure it's interesting. Unleash your imagination! Anything is possible if you can believe in it." She opened the book, blew the remaining dust off the book and began to write, Fanfictions - the most entertaining writings of literature. When these pieces of literature were discovered to the public, they all made their own fanfics as well. These stories spread throughout the community like wildfire. These fanfics come in all shapes, sizes and genres including Adventure, Comedy, Grim Dark, Romance and other more genres that you can think of. Mares and colts do these as well. But how would an actual character of those fanfics write their original stories? And she then continued writing the story. The End! Chaotic Love (Alternative Story)This is Discord's other chaotic love story that he wanted to tell to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash continued to write and pretended that he didn't him. Discord constantly poked Rainbow until she shouted out, "What?!" "Gotcha!" He giggled. Rainbow grunted. Discord stopped giggling and directly looked at the scroll. "Discord. I think it's time for me to stop thinking about you..." "And why did you ask?" Discord asked. "Your in love with the Moon Goddess Celestiadammit! That's way worse than wrecking havoc. And besides, your locked in your stone prison!" Her voice suddenly became calm, "But if you are 100% chaotic, why would you love someone?" "It's a long story, but I cannot tell you." "Besides, that story you made was ridiculous..." "OK. So my love between Nightmare Moon didn't turn out so well." Discord said as Rainbow continues to write her fanfic. "But I got someone else you know." He continued. "And who would that be?" "Princess Celestia..." He said softly. "I remember when we first met..." "Oh dear Celestia. This better be good! Or else, your out of my mind for the rest of my pony life. You understand that?" She mercilessly said. "Oh yes it will. Hold your hooves..." He replied. Rainbow literally holds her hooves. The Sun Goddess was as beautiful as the sun itself. She, obviously, raises the sun for dawn and brings it down for the moon to rise. I was walking along Equestria in my actual age. The age that I am right now. But I kept myself hidden from the streets to stopped getting fun of. When I first saw Equestria, there was a small town made of clouds, a sort of fancy city on a mountain and no place called Ponyville at all! Yes. There was no Ponyville when I got there. When the two towns argued to each other on who should rule Equestria, I came in to the scenario. "Uhhh... Who are you?" Somepony said to me. "I'm a draconequus, a living thing with body parts of other animals. Animals that I can't think of at the moment..." I said. "Well get off this place!" Another pony shouted. "You don't even know how to rule a land! Would you?" Then I has a flashback of my father's last words: "Son, if you had the chance to rule a huge land in eternal chaos, then do it..." Then I realized, that this was the place I was looking for! This was the place that I will start my reign of chaos! I quickly removed it from my mind and said: "Yes. I do know how to rule a land. Why?" "Then we got ourselves a new ruler!" Everybody was filled with joy as I was the ruler of Equestria. I was filled with joy as well. I didn't know it was that easy to be a ruler in those days. But a few years have passed and they all hated me, just as I planned. I started to wreck havoc and started placing chaos around Equestria. I would make chocolate milk explode and I would just drink the glass itself! I would place pepper on a pony and let the buildings fall. Which it does. But there was a shimmer of hope. The Two Sisters defeated me with the Elements of Harmony. When I first saw Celestia, she was beautiful. I thought we could rule together and bring chaos to all of Equestria, but she said that I was doing the wrong things. "Discord! Stop all of this nonsense." She shouted. "Yeah! Stop all thy nonsense." Luna repeated what Celestia just said. "I wouldn't even mind you. You can;t even do anything!" I replied. I didn't mind. They tried to defeat me, but failed. Until the Elements of Harmony came. They placed me in a stone prison for the rest of my life, until Nightmare Moon came along. When they 'broke' apart, I rose again. For the second time I saw her. She rejected me for all the bad things I have done in the past generations. But one day. One day! I will rise with her.... If I could... "But you constantly keep on saying 'Discord rules, Celestia drools'! How would you ever love her?" Rainbow shouted. "In front of my head, I would say that. In the back of my head, I'd want to be with her. And don't ask. You've quite knew that already." Rainbow stopped writing then continued reading the book. She randomly chose a page and found a story with Discord as the main character. "Lemme see that!" Discord immediately grabbed the book off of Rainbow's hoof and starts to read. "Oh my..." His cheeks started to blush. Not knowing at how this is true or fake. His mind was completely wiped out for a moment and looked at the story again. It was a story about Princess Celestia and Discord ruling together. But then Celestia was in love with her even though he is chaotic. With the help of the Elements of Harmony, it turned him into good. And they all ruled together happily. That includes Princess Luna. Rainbow looked at the story. Discord looked at it as well. Silence flowed all over the room as they read throughout the story. "Can.... Can you give me that page please?" Rainbow ripped of the page and gave it to Discord, which she let him disappear for a while. And the page just fell on the floor softly. Nightmare Moon said, "You know I'm still here right?!" Rainbow sighed. Author's Note: I have nothing else to say on this. Instead, I need some help with making a good story. Anyone have suggestions? ._.
And She Thought Literature is Boring...NOTE: I repeat, this is NOT a manual... You people should learn how to read these notes... How To Write an MLP Fanfiction Written by: Charibasa Hooves Fanfictions - the most entertaining writings of literature. When these pieces of literature were discovered to the public, they all made their own fanfics as well. These stories spread throughout the community like wildfire. These fanfics come in all shapes, sizes and genres including Adventure, Comedy, Grim Dark, Romance, Gore, Mature Content and other more genres that you can think of. What we know about these fanfictions is that these so-called, according to a pony named Lyra, humans write these. Mares and colts do these as well. But how would an actual character of those fanfics write their original stories? The multi-colored pegasus, Rainbow Dash was swooping throughout the non-moving clouds of Ponyville trying her new tricks that were full of twist and turns in the art of flying. She had a couple of failed attempts but she really wanted to successfully complete the new tricks without injury at all. She started flying around the clouds, spin 720 degrees and start to fall by not using her wings. When she was almost at the ground, she used her wings but she lost control and flew so fast at the stone roads. She eventually hit the door of Twilight's Library. Twilight went downstairs when she heard a loud thump on her door. She was about to think of a summary of all of her summaries during her time in Ponyville. She opened the door and saw Rainbow Dash unconscious. She had a big bump on her head. She used her magic to move her into her bed. Placed an ice bag on her forehead, covered her on the blanklets and left her for a couple of hours to take rest. A few hours later, she eventually woke up. Confused why she was at Twilight's bedroom. Her eyes rolled around with dizziness and saw Twilight in front of her clearly. "Hello Rainbow." Twilight started speaking. "Oh, Hi Twilight. What happened to me?' Rainbow asked "You hit your head in my door by accident. Don't tell me you attempted to do another flying trick cause I could sense it. I decided to let you stay here." "Thanks Twilight. Thank you so much" "No problem. Anyways, since your here, do you want to read a book? I got some of these so called 'fan-fictions' that you might get interested. These are good by the way." Twilight said as she gives the books to Rainbow. "Bleh." She said with disgust and then threw the books on the floor, "Books?! I'd rather fly in the sunny, blue skies than read papers with scribbles on them. It wastes time for me." "Oh. Don't worry. This will please you. I promise." Said Twilight. When Twilight is giving her the book, she thought for a moment. "Was she trying to make me educated or something? Was she trying to trick me? I have no idea. She's my best friend and friends don't trick each other. They only trick each other for fun. Oh well. I might was well accept it." She answered yes and Twilight gave her one of her books. The book that she read was called "The Best of Fanfictions: Volume 1". It was a compilation of fanfictions that were made by some normal colts and mares. Their fanfictions became popular and eventually compiled into a book. "I'll be back in 4 days, Rainbow Dash. I have to go to Canterlot to meet Celestia and giver her this summary since Spike had stomach aches for eating too much gems. Right now, you should stay. You got a big bump on your head and your wings are damaged. You should be fine here. Can you please stay here for a while and recuperate yourself?" "Yeah. Yeah. I can do that." She answered. "Thanks!" She left the library and faded in the distance. Rainbow is just lying down on the bed with Owlowiscious on her shoulder. She opened the book slowly. She saw a cursive scribble that she can't understand clearly. The rest were printed on a quilt pen. "This makes no sense at all!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. At first she had no idea why people make these fanfics, when she read some in the book, she got so interested by it. As she flipped the pages of the book, she became more and more interested until she eventually changed from emotion to another emotion. Her emotions were mixed when she read fanfics consecutively. She became angry, sad, disgusted, happy, scared and full of laughter. There were so many emotions that could be mixed up at the same time. "This. Is. AWESOME! I can't wait to read more of these!" She exclaimed and continued reading the book. Three hours later, the moon rose and the stars glowed in the night. Rainbow was done reading half of the book and she was so pleased at it. She wanted that book so much that she would put it on the shelf of her house. Her shelves were just books on how to make awesome flying tricks. Now she had a very different one to place it into. A book that she can actually enjoy when she gets bored of flying. She went to Twilight's bed, covered herself on the blanklets and started to close her eyes. But when she was about to sleep, she whispered to herself, "That was an awesome book!" She admitted and then asked herself, "But what if I made a fanfiction? Maybe I could be more 20% cooler!" She said with excitement. "People will be seeing my fanfic they'll be saying 'This is an awesome fanfic!'" She then closed her eyes again and fell to sleep to the starry night. In her dreams, she was starting to make the fanfic in her mind. At some time, she smiled and completely slept in the darkness waiting for the bright morning.
Derpy's Delivery StoryRainbow woke up in the bright sunny morning. She yawned for a while and saw the view of Ponyville on her right side. She rushed downstairs and immediately got a blank scroll and a quill pen. She started to think of a fanfic. Her mind is generating ideas for a fanfic. She had too much to put on just one scroll, so she rushed to the drawers and found dozens of blank scrolls. "Okay. It's time to make an awesome fanfic!" She exclaimed. She named the fanfic, "The Adventures of the Awesome Rainbow Dash". The story started when a mysterious dark enemy who conquered Equestria -- And no, it's not Discord. The Elements of Harmony where not in that old, broken down castle in the Everfree Forest, but on all the places of Equestria including Manehattan, Fillydelphia, Appleloosa, Ponyville, and of course, Canterlot. Her friends joined her to get all of the elements. So they split up. But that was what she could think of at the moment. "Hmm.....Yes....YES! That's what I'm talking about" She said as she writes more words on the scroll. An hour later, she mysteriously ran out of ideas to continue the story. She just stayed it there. She clearly can't think of any. Her mind was full of ideas that she can't decide which would be the next idea. She then got so confused, she shook her head. Rainbow accidentally hit a wall with her bump and fell to the floor with the scroll of her story on her face. It was 1:27 in the afternoon and she woke up from her faint. Rainbow heard a knock on the door she tried to open it, but her head worsened. She finally opened the door. It was Derpy Hooves with a wagon of carriages on her back. "I brought you a letter." Said Derpy. She gave Rainbow a box from her friend, Pinkie Pie. It was a box with a cake inside. "Ughhh... Thanks." She replied. "Umm.... Is Ms. Twilight there?" "No, she went to Canterlot." "Oh. Well, I better give this letter to her." "Wait!" She interrupted her when she was about to left. "Do you make fanfictions?" "No? Why?" "Do you have any stories to tell from your deliveries?" "Oh sure, I'd like to tell stories. But I mostly tell them while eating muffins. It's a good thing I got some." She opened her bag, got a muffin and ate it. "Well come in and tell me your wonderful story." She said. Derpy came in to the library. She was mesmerized at the many books inside the library. "Now, now, Derpy. Don't screw up your story and this place while your telling me your tale. OK?" "Yes, Mam." She then started her story. "It all started a few months ago..." A few months ago... I was in the fluffy, white streets of Cloudsdale. The pegasi were flying all over the place. I look to my left and see the Colosseum where they once hosted the Best Young Flyers Competition. On my right, I saw a dreaded factory, so dreaded and horrid that storm clouds covered half of the place. The owner of the place looked like you... Is she your twin? If she is, she's evil.... "Continue the darn story! I wanna hear your tale." Rainbow stared at her constantly smiling. Then she thought, "I should close that darn factory by now. But how will the rainbows be made?" She didn't mind it and continued focusing on Derpy's story. OK. OK. When I was waking, I saw my boss. He was always cruel to people who don't deliver packages well. He called me a disgrace since I dropped the heavy objects on your friend, Twilight, back then. I was just getting the items out of the truck, but It always slip off my hooves and eventually fell. The boss told me if I was up to the task to do my first delivery to some pony named, Princess Celestia... "Oh my gosh... She is not just a pony, she's the co-supreme ruler of Equestria." Rainbow reacted. He said, "Derpy, are ya sure ya gonna give that heavy ol' box to the Princess? That box won't make ya fly ya know..." "Oh yes. I can do that in a.....few days......I guess? "Few days, eh? Well, I'll give you 5 days. When that five days are over, ya fired! Ya understand that?!" "Yessir!" I replied. The boss gave me the package, it was quite heavy and I was the only one holding it. I can hold it with my bare hooves but it was heavy like a rock. I can't even fly when I hold it. So I decided to walk to Canterlot. It was a very, very long walk, as if I had to get down from Cloudsdale, walk to Ponyville and get to Canterlot. It took me 4 days. The deadline was almost near for me and I could get fired because of it. "So what happened?" I got chased by the royal guards for entering the princess' private garden. They took me to the princess herself. But instead of her giving me a punishment, the guards apologized to me because I was the mail mare. She saw me holding a package that says: "To Princess Celestia and Princess Luna". I just didn't know how to get into a castle properly. I apologized to Princess Celestia as well. She was a nice princess I tell ya. I didn't know how to act fancy for my eyes were screwed up. "Here is your package, Uhhhh.... Princess Celestia." I said. "Oh thank you" She said and then asked, "Um.....What is your name again, dear?" She asked. "Derpy Hooves." "Well Derpy, be careful on where you're going inside the castle okay? We have an entrance to the castle over there." She pointed her hoof on the entrance. "I didn't notice that, mam." "Maybe it's because of your eyesight, dear." She laughed a little. "Well Derpy, you better deliver the rest of those packages. We'll meet again sometime." She left me with a happy smile. As I saw her open the package, it was a microwave. She put it in a kitchen in their castle. No wonder it was heavy. I heard her say, "Oh Luuuuna! Sisterrrrrr! Guess what I have." I didn't mind. I just flew away from the castle and went back to Cloudsdale with my daily routines of delivering letters and stuff to ponies. Derpy concluded, "And that's the end of my story." "Wow. That's kind of a neat story you got there." She admitted. "Is that a true story?" "Yep. Anyways, I was also gonna give this apology letter to your friend, Twilight, because of me dropping stuff on her." Then realized, "Just a question. Are you the owner of that factory?" "It's a long story... But I changed my attitude after reading that fanfic I read..." "What is a 'fanfic'?" "It's a long story..." She repeated. Derpy left left the library. When she left, she used Derpy's story to connect it to her fanfiction, but she still had too many ideas in her mind. She's gonna have to clear it out at night. She continued reading the book she have read. [Chapter 3 Coming Soon]
Chaotic LoveThe second night rose in the dark and pleasant night. Rainbow lit a candle and continued to write her fanfic. Outside, there were two birds cuddling each other on a nest in a tree trying to be warm and cozy as they sleep in the cold night. In her story, Rainbow dash tries to get her element -- The Element of Loyalty. It was somewhere in the busy streets of Manehattan and she got drunk for some reason. Someone gave her Zap Apple Cider. Which made her stay there for a while. She had a party in one of the night clubs where Vinyl Scratch was there jamming out the music. She tried to escape from the night club and continued her mission to find her element. Again, she lost her mind. Her mind tries to make ideas come to life one by one. She tries to hallucinate and talk to herself in situations, but this is a different situation she is having. "Mwahahahahaha.....You're never gonna make that fanfiction....." A mysterious voice was heard inside the library. "Huh!? Who's there? Get away from this library now! I have a broom!" She started getting a broom. "Don't you mind that nonsense. 'Cause it's never gonna be famous." It said with a eerie voice. "Why?" "You wanna know why??" "Yes! Tell me why" She said with anger. "Are you sure?" "YES! JUST TELL ME!" "Are you very, very--" "JUST ANSWER, CELESTIA DAMMIT! I'M TRYING TO DO A FANFICTION HERE." She shouted. "Sheesh. No wonder you freak me out. Anyway," He began it's eerie voice again. "Because....." He appeared behind Rainbow and continued, "You didn't put me there!" He complained. "Discord?" "Yes, It's me you Wonderbolt fanmare. I've always wanted to be in a single fanfiction in my spirit life. But in this book," He holds out the book that Rainbow was reading, "they didn't put a single, I repeat, single part where I was in it." "And why would you be in a fanfiction Mr. Spirit-of-Disharmony-and-Chaos-who-ruled-Equestria-in-eternal-chaos?" "I'll tell you why. You see, I, as you just said, am the Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos. Nopony has ever made a fanfiction here about me ruling Equestria!" "Well you ruin ponies' lives with your chaotic acts. What else?" "Well, Equestria is like the times in Circa 1990. Where people made fanfictions that had happy endings only. Until this one pony changed the method of fanfiction literature and made people create dark fanfics. But they still didn't added me." "Do you want me to add you in my story?" "Well, I'm just your imagination. Your controlling it. Your hallucinating me. But your mind right now is completely out of control because of those ideas for making such a not-so-incredible fanfic. But here is a story that is not from your imagination. This is my story..." When I was a little draconequus, my parents... "You have parents?" "Shut your pie hole and listen..." Rainbow made an action as she was zipping her mouth shut. When I was a little draconequus, my parents were utterly and horribly chaotic. They were not in Equestria, but in an unknown land that nopony ever knew until today. My parents were horrible at being chaotic. They tried everything to rule a single town and failed. But when they were no longer here in my life anymore and I did my best to take over this land. Instead, I got imprisoned in stone - twice! "That was good times." She admitted. "You call that good times. That was terrible and obsolete for me." Discord went mad. "Come on. You wanna continue. Don't you?" He sighed and continued, When my parents no longer existed, they gave me this statement, "Son, if you had the chance to rule a huge land in eternal chaos, then do it." So I accepted it, used to conquer this place and live off the fat of the land here. No offense. Anyway, I went all around the world looking for a land to conquer. But I realized that I had powers to bring chaos. And this wreck was the right place. No offense again. "Have you seen what you mares look like in my times?" Discord asked. "No. Just continue." When I went to Canterlot, the unicorns were all antagonistic on me. Thinking that I'm bad which I ironically am. But then, I saw her. I saw her beautiful eyes. She was the one that I loved. "Princess Celestia?" "No! Princess Luna! AKA Nightmare Moon!" He giggled with happiness. I wanted her so much. She was so evil just like me. And if we joined forces, we could conquer this Equestria two fold. When I saw her during her eternal night, I only saw her in my stone prison. I can see what she does and she was good at it. But you ponies ruined it. You turned her into a normal princess again and my soul will always be connected to her evil form. Especially on Nightmare Night. "Why are you in love with Princess Luna?" Rainbow insulted. "Why don't you know anything about love!?" He cried without tears. "That would just be awkward!" She shouted. He sighed, But since you ponies ruined my love, I seek out my revenge because of it. But you will only hallucinate me. Saying that I'm an idiot and always insulting me but I got that love with that evil princess. Everything was silent, until Owlowiscious broke the silence with a 'hoo' sound. Rainbow was staring at Discord for a moment. Everything is starting to get awkward. "That's it? That's your story?" "Yes, that's my damn story...." Discord concluded. "Oh thank Celestia you weren't conquering this land with Nightmare Moon." "Well, one day." He said. "ONE DAY! I will make her fall in love with me. Mwahahahahahahaha! By the way, you still don't care about love. No offense." "Well, good luck with her generation gap." She accused. "What?" As soon as she tries to get Discord off of her mind, Nightmare Moon came into her mind. "Oh hello, gorgeous." He said to Nightmare Moon. "Why the hell is he in your mind?" She asked. "Oh I don't know..." Rainbow replied. "You better not--" As Discord attempts to tell her not to get off on her mind, Rainbow immediately removed Discord off of her mind. She continued writing her story hallucinating Nightmare Moon. Now she's gonna add some some love in it. She's gonna feel awkward at writing this, especially with Nightmare Moon in her mind. "Can I proofread thy scroll?" Nightmare Moon asked. Rainbow sighed and continued writing on the scroll.
Lunatic MomentsIt was midnight, and the darkness was completely black. Only the lit candle was the light. Rainbow was putting her pencil on her mouth thinking for a scenario in her fanfic. When Nightmare Moon was beside Rainbow Dash in her mind trying to think of an idea to continue her fanfic, she noticed that there was a little bad grammar. In her mind, Nightmare moon asked, "Ummm.. Rainbow. Could I help you proofread thy scroll?" "For a dark princess like you?" She scolded. "I don't think so." "Oh. You'll regret that. I'm really good at thy English you know..." "Nightmare Moon, your personality had a 1000-Year Generation Gap. You still back in Equestrian History for Celestia's sake. This is the modern times now. Your gonna need to fit in to society." As soon as Nightmare Moon was about to say something. Princess Luna came entered the library. Princess Luna was done fixing up the stars in the sky. She was bored so she went to Twilight's library. Instead, she saw Rainbow Dash. Rainbow suddenly bowed to her when she came in and said, "Princess Luna I can explain-" She stopped as Luna raised one of her hoof. She then looked at the scroll with her fanfic, then to Rainbow. "What are you doing?" "Ummmm...It's none of your business..." She suddenly kept the scroll in a drawer. "Hmmm.... really?" She then used her unicorn magic to get the scroll out of the drawer and quickly read the fanfic. "Oh, so you're making a story?" Rainbow had no answer but she just said, "Yes..." "I see you are imagining my evil self right now. Is it that because your mind got out of control?" "Yes... But it's none of your business, Princess." "Well, I could fix that..." Again, she used her magic to bring out the hallucinating image of Princess Luna's evil self, Nightmare Moon. "Huh? What is this!? 'Tis a lie?" Nightmare asked. She then looked at Luna for a moment. "Hello, evil me." Luna greeted "Why hello, good me." Nightmare greeted back. "It's been a thousand years since we've last met. You have changed quite a lot now." "Oh really?" "Hey, do you girls know a thing called mirrors?" Rainbow chuckled. "No?" Nightmare answered as a question. Rainbow stopped chuckling when she heard her answer. "Hey Evil me!" Luna said as she gets attention from Nightmare. "Yes Good me?" "Do you remember the moments we had in the moon?" "Moments? Oh.......Those moments." She sighed. "I remembered it like it was a thousand years ago..." Rainbow Dash dropped the quill and said surprisingly,"Wait! You girls keep track of your time in the moon?!" "Yes." They both said, "Anyway, here is our story..." Year 1, I, or so well say 'we', were so angry at Celestia back then when we were banished at the moon. Back then, we thought that our eternal night won't be handled by Celestia herself. We were proven wrong. We didn't do much in the moon. It was horrible, Everything was cold, dull, no life at all. It was like a strange bear who went to the moon for no reason and doesn't know how to get back. We were like that but with a reason. We turned bad because of our jealousy. Year 179, Everything was changing. We never become hungry cause we have magic to do it. We had different kinds of entertainment. We would rather sit on a couch and look at the same old starry night than watch Celestia ruling the world. We also look at Equestria growing enormously in the years going by. Year 263, We used our magic to send ourselves home before the New Year started, but we failed. Instead, we set up fireworks and wore party horns until the countdown starts. "3. 2. 1. Happy New Year!!!!" They all shouted in the land. We set up the glorious fireworks in the moon. They were all going "Ooh Aahh!" at our work. Until we accidentally hit some buildings in Manehattan and Fillydelphia. Year 341, We laughed at the people who suffered and lost their jobs because of their Stock Market that went 'Hands Down!' to the ground. And we meant that the Equestrian Stock Market crashed. But the sad part in that time was that the original Sugar Cube Corner was shut down. We cried so badly because of this. Year 612... "Go on. I'm listening..." Rainbow Dash sits down and listens. "Oh you don't want to know..." Nightmare said. "Why?" "That was thy the worst year of our 1000-Year Banishment..." She complained. Year 911, We literally forgot how to make 'star art'. So we made some art in the sky. Apparently our art level is rather elementary so we'd put the sun in the corner and make birds look like 3s that were turned 90 degrees counter-clockwise. We also made some messages from Princess Celestia that we will come back for revenge. We also told the other ponies in Equestria this message: "nooS gnimoC !!!!RRREVE TSAL LLIW THGIN EHT". They'd be so confused at it, even astrologers won't even get the message! Year 999, Our revenge against Princess Celestia was getting near. As the longest day arrives, This translucent bridge was connected from the moon to Equestria. When we stepped on it, we were dragged by a dark tornado and landed in the town hall in this very town. Which started our short 'night-will-last-forever' reign. "But since you girls turned me into her," She said as she pointed her hoof to Princess Luna and continued. "You actually deserved it." "Really?" "No." She made an evil laugh. But Princess Luna became furious and started to speak with the Royal Canterlot Voice. "YOU MUST NOT INSULT ONE OF THE ELEMENTS OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!" "Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm in Rainbow's mind which is thy currently out of control!" She exclaimed. "I'm separate from you now." She said. Rainbow immediately separated her mind from Nightmare Moon. "GET BACK HERE, EVIL ME!" Princess Luna shouted as she chased the hallucinating Nightmare Moon. "No! Stop! You can't do this! Nooooo!" They chased each other and went out of the library. "Well that's the two of them gone..." Rainbow said bluntly and sighed deeply. She then said, "Moon logs? Really? I won't even do those. But I might do it in a later time."
Workpony and the TreeIt was the third day. It was a bright afternoon and Rainbow's left wing was fully recovered. She still can't fly though. When she first attempted to fly, she was literally flying in circles. So she continued on writing the fanfic. When she was about to continue the fanfic, her quill is gone.She searched everywhere for it, but she didn't find it. She also ran out of scrolls. The blue pegasus began to go arouund the library to Twilight's bedroom in search of another quill and more scrolls. While she was finding a new quill, her friend Applejack came into the library. "Howdy, Rainbow. have ya seen-" "Can't talk, too busy finding a quill and some scrolls." Rainbow said quickly as she searched on every drawer. "Why, sugarcube?" Applejack asked. "'Cause I'm making a fanfiction. That's why." Applejack looked at her rushing to every drawer in the library, until she saw a bunch of blank scrolls and a black feather. "Uh, Rainbow Dash. Is this what you're looking for?" Rainbow looked at the workpony's hooves holding the stuff she was finding and said, "Oh thank you Applejack! You're a lifesaver." "No problem." She replied. "Hey, you're making one of those fancy little stories, are ya?" "Yup! I've been reading that book Twilight gave to me since a few days ago." She immediately gets the book and showed it to her, "I mean. Look at this. Funny stories, sad stories, it's mixing up all of my emotions. I'm determined, motivated and inspired to make a fanfiction that will be so popular!" "Uhh Rainbow, I'm not sure if that story ya pointing on is a funny story." Rainbow looked at the story that she was pointing to Applejack and saw a picture of her filly self in a cardboard box. "Oh. Sorry about that." She then threw the book and landed on the table. "Anyways, how was your tree?" "Ya mean Bloomberg? Oh shucks, she was a beauty! She's still in Appleloosa and is taken care of Braeborn and the other ponies in them place." She started to cry happily, "Oh I remembered when I and that big 'ol tree met..." I was just a litle filly back then. The Sweet Apple Acres before was only a quarter of the Sweet Apple Ares today. I was walking all the way to Ponyville with Granny Smith and Big Mac to buy some food. I mean, we don't always eat apples or that'll cause food poisoning. "Food poisoning?" "I dunno! Somepony said that to me..." Just as we were done buying them food at the market, we got a letter from the Orange Family from Manehattan, Dear Applejack, We all know you came back to your home. Instead, we would be delighted if you bring your entire family with you and stay with us for two nights in Manehattan. We at the Orange Family missed you. And we haven't seen the Apple Family yet so this is gonna be exciting. We hope you can be there soon. Sincerely, Aunt and Uncle Orange I was surprised at this. I haven't seen the Orange Family for three years since I found the way back home because of your little rainbow thing. It took us 3 days to get there by Bic Mac pulling a big wagon. We brought supplies of food and water when we were going to Manehattan. Finally that night, we were already there. Big Mac was scared. He haven't seen such huge buildings, concrete floors and hostile citizens in the city. The apartment where the Orange Family was living was 10 blocks away. We stopped by an apple shop. Granny Smith and Big Mac were buying food for us. Until I found a potted plant on the top shelf. That was Bloomberg. I tried getting it from the top shelf but I can't reach it since I was a little filly. I jumped from a chair, to the counter, and then the top shelf just to get Bloomberg off the shelf. I finally got it but the shelf collapsed. "Excuse me mam. May I buy this potted plant?" I said sincerely. "That would be 2 bits." We were so lucky that they were at that price back then. We bought the potted plant and I said, "I'm gonna name ya 'Bloomberg'." I had such a fun time in Manehattan, especially when Bloomberg came to me. We were always together..I would water him and leave him to grow and.... and.... "What is that word again?" "Photosynthesize?" Rainbow answered. "Yeah! That one." A few days later, the Apple Family and I were packing up all of our stuff to go back to Ponyville. I was finding Bloomberg when one of Aunt Orange's sons were in my room. He was looking around the room, until he accidentally bumped Bloomberg off the edge of the balcony since my room had a small balcony. I was furious. I almost cried! I decided to find him. I'm determined to find him. Apparently Bloomberg landed on a wagon full of hay. That was so close but the wagon moved as I came out of the apartment so I chased the wagon. I was eventualy lost at the bus streets. Everypony was moving all over the place. They were so tall that I can't see the wagon anywhere. Running on the streets was inefficient to me. Instead, I climbed up a building using the stairs at their side and jumped from rooftop to rooftop. From there, I can see the wagon where Bloomberg landed. Everypony was looking at me. I was rushing and running. I jumped off a building and landed straight to the wagon. Everypony gave a big round off applause for making such a 'heroic' act. "Wait. That was heroic?!" "it sure is! Them people in Manehattan are hostile yet nice." Granny Smith and Big Mac came to me and embraced me. I was safe all that time. And I was so happy that Bloomberg is fine. When we came back to Sweet Apple Acres, I planted the tree right next to our house. A few years later, it grew to a big tree! I realized that time that it was time to bring it to another place, and Appleloosa was the place I was looking for. It was replanted on a hill and I am proud to have this tree. His beauty can be seen in all of Appleloosa. If maybe, just maybe, I can just see that big, strong tree right now from the distance... Rainbow thought for a moment, she had an idea and said, "I think you can." She then went outside. Applejack followed her. The pegasus carried Applejack to the skies even though her right wing is partially recovered. As they went higher and higher, Applejack saw a large desert with a small town in it - Appleloosa. She then finds her tree and it was on a small hill in that town. The blazing sunset made it more than just a moment. "It looks.... beautiful...." Applejack said. She started to cry. Cries of happiness and joy ran down from her. "Y-Yeah.... I-I-I know." Rainbow replied as she tries to get rid of the pain she is having from her right wing. When they safely landed. Rainbow's right wing worsened. She then tries to get back from the library. Applejack was so happy. Her tears were still running. "Thanks, Rainbow. Ya sure made my day!" "Hey! That's what friends are for. Right?" She then left the library with a hoof as a sign of goodbye. Rainbow also waved her hoof as well. At night, she went back to her bed and sleep. She can still feel the pain from her right wing though. Outside the window, there was Luna and Nightmare Moon still chasing at each other.
Anything's Possible With ImaginationIt was the last day of Rainbow Dash's recuperation of her damaged wings. She was making the finishing touches of her fanfic. It was a stormy day outside. Rainbow Dash can't get out or her wings will get wet and she won't be able to fly. The candle that was constantly lit shrank half it's original size. Finally, she snapped. She ran out of ideas. After all of that confusion and filtering of her ideas, she finally ran out. "Argh! I can't take it anymore." Exclaimed Rainbow Dash. She spits out the quill on the ground and shouted, "I can't do this! I am that close to finishing it but I have failed! I've done all what I can do but still fell from my predicted success." She began to cry. Sobs are all around her. Owlowiscious was just looking at her sadness. The storm grew louder and louder. She sniffed and continued, "Even my friends' and enemies' stories can't help. Just a bit, but it didn't help a lot!!" Suddenly, the window opened and a powerful gust of wind blew inside. The scroll with her fanfic blew away from her and went out of the window. She quickly got an umbrella, opened the door and went outside. The thunder was crashing loudly. Half of Ponyville was severely flooded and the scrolls began to blow away. Rainbow Dash ran as fast as she can. But the scrolls were stuck on a tree. She began to unfold her wings and fly, but the rain made it wet and made her unable to fly. She instead climbed on the tree and attempted to get the scrolls, but she was too late as it blew away and landed in a small puddle. She quickly got the scrolls in the puddle but it was already wet. The writings she did throughout the past three days were all turned into smudges. Some of the scrolls were torn apart. She began to cry. As she was done crying, the storm stopped. She was on the floor with her soaked fanfic. A mysterious dark blue mare came to her. "Ummm... Hello?" The mare asked. "Go away! I need some privacy!" Rainbow ran back to the library and closed the door shut. The mare slowly went to the library and opened the door. It was dark. The lit candle was already gone. "I said go a-" She stopped and looked at her, "Mare Do Well?" "Yes. Rainbow. Remember me?" "I...I....I can explain." Rainbow let Mare Do Well enter the library. She closed the window that was opened during the storm. "Don't you tell another story on me, please." "Oh don't worry Rainbow. I won't. And why?" "Because I'm making a fanfic." She answered. "A....fanfic?" "Here. Let me show you." She got the book from the table and handed it over to Mare Do Well. She quickly read it and came to a stop. She slammed the book shut and said, "Why do you want to do this?" "Because.....Because...." Rainbow Dash said quietly as she thinks for an answer. "I.... want... to... be... popular..." Mare Do Well sighed and told her, "Rainbow, I thought you learned your lesson before." "But I did! This is just a piece literature that we are talking about." "Well, I thought it was another heroic act. Oh well." Mare Do Well said as she leaves the library. "Wait!" Rainbow shouted. "Yes?" "Will you give me a tip from how to write these fanfics?" "Well, I may not be a writer, but I can give you this; Make it original and unpredictable. Say that people would want to read it. It can range from what you can come up from your mind, or a true story - but make sure it's interesting." "Thanks. You helped me a lot." "Oh. I forgot to tell you one more thing. A young teenage colt once told me: 'Unleash your imagination! Anything is possible if you can believe in it.'" "Thank you." She finally stopped crying. She looked down at the wet scrolls but when she looked up, Mare Do Well was gone. "Mare Do Well?" She looked all around the outside of the library, but she was no longer there. She closed the door and turned on the lights. She decided to clean up the place. Se picked up a broom and started sweeping the little leaves and branches that blew in to the library during the storm. Then, she placed the soggy scrolls to the trash bin. When she was done, she saw Twilight outside looking at her. "Oh hi Rainbow Dash." "Hey Twilight." She greeted her softly. "I see your wings are fully recuperated. You can fly whenever you want now." Twilight said. "Nah! I think I had enough time flying." She replied as she cleaned up the tables. "Oh. I see." "But Twilight I have to ask you something." "Yes, Rainbow?" "Do you have something to write?" "Yes! I got a blank book, some quills and some ink over there." She pointed her hoof to the drawer. Rainbow quickly opened it and she found a dusty brown book with no notes, marks or words on the pages. "I better go now. Bye Twilight." She flew out of the library as fast as she can. "Goodbye Rainbow!" She shouted. Rainbow went back to her house, a bit sad of what's next is she gonna write. She then remembered what Mare Do Well told her, "Make it original and unpredictable. Say that people would want to read it. It can range from what you can come up from your mind, or a true story - but make sure it's interesting. Unleash your imagination! Anything is possible if you can believe in it." She opened the book, blew the remaining dust off the book and began to write, Fanfictions - the most entertaining writings of literature. When these pieces of literature were discovered to the public, they all made their own fanfics as well. These stories spread throughout the community like wildfire. These fanfics come in all shapes, sizes and genres including Adventure, Comedy, Grim Dark, Romance and other more genres that you can think of. Mares and colts do these as well. But how would an actual character of those fanfics write their original stories? And she then continued writing the story. The End!
Chaotic Love (Alternative Story)This is Discord's other chaotic love story that he wanted to tell to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash continued to write and pretended that he didn't him. Discord constantly poked Rainbow until she shouted out, "What?!" "Gotcha!" He giggled. Rainbow grunted. Discord stopped giggling and directly looked at the scroll. "Discord. I think it's time for me to stop thinking about you..." "And why did you ask?" Discord asked. "Your in love with the Moon Goddess Celestiadammit! That's way worse than wrecking havoc. And besides, your locked in your stone prison!" Her voice suddenly became calm, "But if you are 100% chaotic, why would you love someone?" "It's a long story, but I cannot tell you." "Besides, that story you made was ridiculous..." "OK. So my love between Nightmare Moon didn't turn out so well." Discord said as Rainbow continues to write her fanfic. "But I got someone else you know." He continued. "And who would that be?" "Princess Celestia..." He said softly. "I remember when we first met..." "Oh dear Celestia. This better be good! Or else, your out of my mind for the rest of my pony life. You understand that?" She mercilessly said. "Oh yes it will. Hold your hooves..." He replied. Rainbow literally holds her hooves. The Sun Goddess was as beautiful as the sun itself. She, obviously, raises the sun for dawn and brings it down for the moon to rise. I was walking along Equestria in my actual age. The age that I am right now. But I kept myself hidden from the streets to stopped getting fun of. When I first saw Equestria, there was a small town made of clouds, a sort of fancy city on a mountain and no place called Ponyville at all! Yes. There was no Ponyville when I got there. When the two towns argued to each other on who should rule Equestria, I came in to the scenario. "Uhhh... Who are you?" Somepony said to me. "I'm a draconequus, a living thing with body parts of other animals. Animals that I can't think of at the moment..." I said. "Well get off this place!" Another pony shouted. "You don't even know how to rule a land! Would you?" Then I has a flashback of my father's last words: "Son, if you had the chance to rule a huge land in eternal chaos, then do it..." Then I realized, that this was the place I was looking for! This was the place that I will start my reign of chaos! I quickly removed it from my mind and said: "Yes. I do know how to rule a land. Why?" "Then we got ourselves a new ruler!" Everybody was filled with joy as I was the ruler of Equestria. I was filled with joy as well. I didn't know it was that easy to be a ruler in those days. But a few years have passed and they all hated me, just as I planned. I started to wreck havoc and started placing chaos around Equestria. I would make chocolate milk explode and I would just drink the glass itself! I would place pepper on a pony and let the buildings fall. Which it does. But there was a shimmer of hope. The Two Sisters defeated me with the Elements of Harmony. When I first saw Celestia, she was beautiful. I thought we could rule together and bring chaos to all of Equestria, but she said that I was doing the wrong things. "Discord! Stop all of this nonsense." She shouted. "Yeah! Stop all thy nonsense." Luna repeated what Celestia just said. "I wouldn't even mind you. You can;t even do anything!" I replied. I didn't mind. They tried to defeat me, but failed. Until the Elements of Harmony came. They placed me in a stone prison for the rest of my life, until Nightmare Moon came along. When they 'broke' apart, I rose again. For the second time I saw her. She rejected me for all the bad things I have done in the past generations. But one day. One day! I will rise with her.... If I could... "But you constantly keep on saying 'Discord rules, Celestia drools'! How would you ever love her?" Rainbow shouted. "In front of my head, I would say that. In the back of my head, I'd want to be with her. And don't ask. You've quite knew that already." Rainbow stopped writing then continued reading the book. She randomly chose a page and found a story with Discord as the main character. "Lemme see that!" Discord immediately grabbed the book off of Rainbow's hoof and starts to read. "Oh my..." His cheeks started to blush. Not knowing at how this is true or fake. His mind was completely wiped out for a moment and looked at the story again. It was a story about Princess Celestia and Discord ruling together. But then Celestia was in love with her even though he is chaotic. With the help of the Elements of Harmony, it turned him into good. And they all ruled together happily. That includes Princess Luna. Rainbow looked at the story. Discord looked at it as well. Silence flowed all over the room as they read throughout the story. "Can.... Can you give me that page please?" Rainbow ripped of the page and gave it to Discord, which she let him disappear for a while. And the page just fell on the floor softly. Nightmare Moon said, "You know I'm still here right?!" Rainbow sighed. Author's Note: I have nothing else to say on this. Instead, I need some help with making a good story. Anyone have suggestions? ._.
