Daring Do and The Jungle of Terror

Daring Do began to leap about toward the temple entrance, narrowly avoiding the fangs aimed at her vagina.
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Master chief then proceded to take his dick out of his asshole and start fingering his urethra

Standing framed in the cavernous maw of this ancient temple to the worship of debased false gods forgotten in all but crude depiction of barbaric artwork I stare deep into the abyss before, and as the warm wet breath of this wicked construct to all my sins beacons me further and further into my damnation I fear this may be my final adventure, for I cannot shake the sensation that this is the culmination of an ancient plan set in motion with such incomprehensible foresight, and dare I say a sense of vanity on my own part, that this debased temple was constructed for me, to be the tomb of my mortal body, and as well the tomb of my soul.

Daring Do realized that she is an ego-centric whore. While lost in her thoughts, she felt a sharp pain in her crotch at a raping fang tore into her, the poison- which would instantly put her into heat- well-injected into her bloodstream.

Suddenly, a shitty sonic recolour OC appears

As the vile serpent embraced the most wicked part of the body I was doomed to spend my mortal sentence and pumped me full of it's corrupted venom I felt a terrible pressure in my mind, and without the crushing pressure of the need to maintain face with my fellow enlightened peers I was robbed of any consequence, and with Celestia as my sole witness felt nothing but the desire to rut, my mind as warm and swollen as the cursed area between my flanks.

The shitty sonic recolour OC's Medusa-like hair whips about, his lips curling into a sneer. His forked tongue darted out of his mouth as he spoke.

"I've caught you at lasssssst, my pretty... Now, prepare yoursssself for a raping that will be ssssung throughout the agesssss!"

"Ssslonic! I should have known it was you." Daring could only weakly mutter at this point.

"Yessssss. Now... Sssssssssssssssssspread 'em."

With that, several Rape Snakes did descend upon her.

Daring couldn't notice that,because hundreds of eager rape snakes began to plunge into her vaginal and anal cavities. Being in heat due to the poison, Daring enjoyed the pain the hundreds of snakes wiggling in her orifices, but she bagn to feel her vaginal walls tearing from the stress. "Why can't they just hurry up and make it to my uterus?" she thought, knowing that the goal of rape snakes is to impregnate the host organisms by vomiting their eggs into their uteri.

“Is it just me, or is Rainbow Dash going to love this issue?”

Who do you think is writing this clopfic?